Unbelievable Tekkers vs 3 against the world (2783 views)

se tjena
se StarK
se IcEcrusT
de znArk
pl random
de stRay
Unbelievable Tekkers
24.01.12 18:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth tMoe ~ predator 50 kills
Killing Spree tMoe ~ predator 7 frags without being killed
Accountant IIIATW znArk 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! tMoe ~ predator 15 gibs
...and stay dead! tMoe ~ predator 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning tMoe ~ predator 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uTEKKERS (tjeNa) 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer IIIATW znArk 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pwnerS.yaRts 287 damage per frag
What objective? tMoe ~ predator 306 XP
Red Shirt uTEKKERS (tjeNa) 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? uTEKKERS (stark) 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore IIIATW znArk 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut uTEKKERS (stark) 2 team kills
Gingerbread man pwnerS.yaRts 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
uTEKKERS (stark)4824628566221363157143680/01/427/382/222612329
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT)60260335411111763679461190/04/329/391/323114436
uTEKKERS (tjeNa)63248375910011468628693780/03/128/407/418514735
uTEKKERS (577549816917343820813237822650/08/184/4010/421413837
pwnerS.yaRts682823854112218743866192830/02/034/324/219611836
IIIATW znArk1052934341100016707169122560/03/238/212/416416954
tMoe ~ predator96306505215011392737282610/03/644/303/418514074
at8888113114736234723782208136000/08/6116/309/418214255
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (stark)368792520072389283900/00/49/140/0DKKDK/DK/DDD/DDDDK//K/DDKDKDDK/DDD
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT)60941220000530223091400/02/210/120/1DDK/KKKDDDKDKKK/D/DKKD/DDKK/DDDD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa)78961823400624803270180/01/014/133/3KKDDKDDKDKKDKDKKDKKD/DDKK//K/K/KDKD/DDDKD
uTEKKERS (5827739686001878919200580/03/633/393/4
pwnerS.yaRts751111520401528252622110/02/013/141/1KDKDKDDDKDK//KDDKKDKKDKDD/DDKD/TKKK/
IIIATW znArk13611215113002301227111660/03/011/101/0KDKDKKKKKDKKDDDXDK/KKDKD/KK
tMoe ~ predator1001362020701533632558250/01/317/112/2K/KDDKDDDKDK/DK/KDK/DT/KDKDDKKKDKKKXDKKKDK
at1043595051140212920078912020/06/341/354/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (stark)57821119301019552624220/00/012/180/2DKDDTDDDKDDDKDKDDDKDKKDKDDKKDXKD
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT)52981223011225572984790/01/012/210/1/DDDDKXKDDDK/KKDDDDSKDKKDDKKDKDDKDDTDD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa)50731122401622463280240/01/010/171/0DDTXKD/KKDK/DKKDD/DKD/K/DDK/DDDDKDK
uTEKKERS (5325334647138675888881250/02/034/561/3
pwnerS.yaRts8811916185016287622842360/00/016/121/0K/KK/KDK/KKD/DDDKDKKDKDDKKK/DDKDKT/
IIIATW znArk1111092018600926862052900/00/119/81/1/KK/KDKKKDDDKK//DK/KKDKK/DKDDK/KK/K/KKX
tMoe ~ predator1171122017500433262422360/00/119/121/0KKDKDKDKDDKKKKKK/KD/DK/DKKDKDKK/DKKDD
at1053405653160119888867583620/00/254/323/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (stark)12549540202815843150/00/04/21/0KS//KKDKSDK
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT)66374610021077104300/01/03/40/0KK//DDKDKD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa)66516920021261119700/01/02/63/1KDDDDDK/DDKK/KK
uTEKKERS (861371519320631533083150/02/09/124/1
pwnerS.yaRts7525682104114788500/00/05/31/0SDK/K/K/KKK/DD
IIIATW znArk5724470001737105800/00/14/30/2DKD/DKKKDDD
tMoe ~ predator37273810021199121000/00/13/30/2D//DKDDKDKD
at5676132331073083315300/00/212/91/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS (stark)37283810141156837310/01/02/41/0KD/K//DK/TDD
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT)1003155000298082800/00/14/21/1/K/KKDKDKXD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa)4028250000875946360/00/12/40/0DDDKKDD
uTEKKERS (59871018101630112611670/01/28/102/1
pwnerS.yaRts1227180103590828360/00/00/31/1/DKS/DDD/
IIIATW znArk8048451004636109100/00/04/00/1D/K/K/K/K
tMoe ~ predator100317720021385109200/02/15/40/0K/DDKDKDKDKK/K
at641061220310926113011360/02/19/71/2

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Player Chats
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: but we need to be faster than this :D
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: ffs don
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: notir
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: nottr
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Countdown]: UCK
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Countdown]: XD
uTEKKERS (stark) [Countdown]: fuck you
uTEKKERS (stark) [Countdown]: no
uTEKKERS (stark) [Countdown]: not ready
uTEKKERS (stark) [Countdown]: reset
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Countdown]: rrestarrt
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [11:58]: FUCINFG
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [11:57]: FUCLMBL
[11:57]: uTEKKERS (StarK)called a vote.
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [11:56]: OIMYUSE45789ONYSE456B7NY89OSE45B6
[11:55]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[11:55]: Vote passed!
pwnerS.yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [Warmup]: fumble....
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: UNREADY NOOBS
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: FUCK OFF FUMBLE
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: RREAD
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: DO YOU KNOW IT
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: 3h3h33
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: notready
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: actually
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: ./unready
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: \notready
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: unready..?
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: lolz
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: since when has that been there
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: wtf
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: both working
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: :D
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: xD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: rwead
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: didnt even know about that
[11:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
tMoe ~ predator [11:07]: NICE FULL
[9:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:52]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:38]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
tMoe ~ predator [4:38]: piat-et
tMoe ~ predator [4:36]: piast-et
[3:46]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
uTEKKERS (stark) [2:03]: :D
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [1:48]: gg
[1:36]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:23
pwnerS.yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
[8:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:23]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:52]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [5:44]: please man
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [5:44]: ill probably have to go :9
uTEKKERS (stark) [5:44]: this would be so much easier if my mouse wasnt broke
uTEKKERS (stark) [5:44]: :D
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [5:44]: mein got
[5:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [5:44]: mein
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [5:44]: gooooooooooooooot
[5:44]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:44]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:44]: FIGHT!
[5:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
uTEKKERS (stark) [2:54]: :D
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [2:25]: got rolld :7
[1:56]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [0:06]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:23)
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: rup
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: we waited 15 mins
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: :D
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [Warmup]: rupski
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: rup
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: rup
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: rup
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: rup or bb
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: rup
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: :*
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: :XD
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: :XD
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: an upcoming german allstar is smoking
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: :))))))))))))))))
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: see what you did there!! :D
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: 8)
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: fucking selfish prick
IIIATW znArk [Warmup]: and its not me!
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: we have to go
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: we waited 15 mins for you
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: i have an idea
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: let's swap
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: i started early with a broken mouse
uTEKKERS (stark) [Warmup]: what a dick
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: he usually takes 1 minutte to swap
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: to smoke*
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: gonna be faster
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: :XD
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: hes here!!
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: :)
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: i just saw him crouch =(
IIIATW znArk [Warmup]: XD
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: let's ready team znark
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Warmup]: it doesnt bother us
tMoe ~ predator [Warmup]: he's useless anyway:)
IIIATW znArk [Warmup]: idd
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [Countdown]: :-D
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Countdown]: its just i have to leave as soon as my dad rings me because i have to pick him up from tthe train station
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Countdown]: so it just makes this all pointless :D
tMoe ~ predator [9:45]: NICE
tMoe ~ predator [9:43]: NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[9:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
tMoe ~ predator [9:40]: FROSTBITE GODS
[9:09]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:03]: The Service Door has been breached!
tMoe ~ predator [7:31]: GREAT
tMoe ~ predator [7:28]: im bored
tMoe ~ predator [7:25]: ;s;s
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [6:54]: im just badluck with obj
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [6:53]: :D
[6:23]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:36
pwnerS.yaRts [Intermission]: hard job with znark
pwnerS.yaRts [Warmup]: Rup
[2:46]: The Main Door has been breached!
tMoe ~ predator [2:08]: gg znark
[1:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
uTEKKERS (stark) [1:16]: :D
[0:54]: The Service Door has been breached!
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [0:09]: gg
pwnerS.yaRts [0:07]: gg
tMoe ~ predator [0:03]: SQZZ
[0:02]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:34 (original: 3:36)
tMoe ~ predator [Intermission]: 3ATW SQAZZZ
uTEKKERS (tjeNa) [Intermission]: well
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS (stark) disconnected
uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) [Intermission]: ...
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS (tjeNa) disconnected
tMoe ~ predator [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: tMoe ~ predator disconnected
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS (IcEcrusT) disconnected

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