Unbelievable Tekkers vs noBra!n KIK.AIM (3476 views)

gb fumble
gb koop
be piegie
de bio
de caTchEr
de s1LENT
03.02.12 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|KIK.caTchEr 86 kills
Killing Spree nB|KIK.caTchEr 5 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|KIK.caTchEr 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! uTEKKERSfmBl 15 gibs
...and stay dead! uTEKKERSPieterJan 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|KIK.caTchEr 78 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nB|KIK.s1LENT 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nB|KIK.caTchEr 170 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! uTEKKERSkoop 329 damage per frag
What objective? nB|KIK.s1LENT 510 XP
Red Shirt uTEKKERSkoop 103 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? uTEKKERSfmBl 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nB|KIK.caTchEr 230 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nB|KIK.Bio 2 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|KIK.Bio 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
uTEKKERSPieterJan463714291131022996013644720/03/539/560/723714848
uTEKKERSfmBl64418578915011911921133761480/04/851/603/3209150417
uTEKKERSkoop58416601039012716400150041530/04/051/701/727314638
uTEKKERS56120515928337126838281420243730/011/0141/704/7240148411
nB|KIK.Bio63424538311123012259125952160/03/544/447/123115036
nB|KIK.s1LENT8451076899103014987129211890/03/364/529/219714444
nB|KIK.caTchEr10950186791100301477812765940/07/378/451/117216254
nB|KIK.85143521525131229042024382814990/013/3186/4517/120015245
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan63981422600928363322180/01/013/130/0/KD/D/K/K/DDDK/DKDKKKKDDK/KDK//KDKDD
uTEKKERSfmBl147124251740063483286900/01/023/121/0DK/DKKKDKKDK/KDKKKKDKKXDKD/DK/KKDKK/KK/KKKD
uTEKKERSkoop59911322401841363763990/01/012/121/2KK/D/DDDKD//KDTK/KDDDDKK/DKDKK/KDK/D
uTEKKERS9031352611401231045599541170/03/048/372/2
nB|KIK.Bio30917231008296334471040/00/27/120/1/DK/D/K///DDK/DKDDD/DDKDDDDDKK
nB|KIK.s1LENT551141527200536873523580/00/013/212/1DDK/DKDKKDKK/DKK/DDDKDD/KKDDK/DDDKDKDDDDKD
nB|KIK.caTchEr721151622500733043485180/00/116/140/0KKDK//DKD/DDK//DKDKDKKDKKK/DKDDDDKDK/K
nB|KIK.523203872800209954104551800/00/336/472/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan41109102430052439332500/01/19/130/5/D/KDKDDDDDDKDKDDKKD/DD/DDDK/DKDKK
uTEKKERSfmBl378110271008318238791180/01/19/160/2DDDDK/DDD/D//DDD/DD/DDKK/K/KDKKDKKDKD
uTEKKERSkoop40101133210094044399000/00/013/230/0DDDDDDDDK/KDDKKD//DDDK//KK/DK/DK//KKDKDDDKDDD
uTEKKERS392913383500229665111941180/02/231/520/7
nB|KIK.Bio911092123300133385334100/00/116/95/0/K/K/KK/KK//K/DKD/KKK/KK/KKDKD/KDK/DDK/DDKKD
nB|KIK.s1LENT8210819231001139583056180/00/117/112/0K/K/DK/KD/KDDK/K/K//KD/KKK/DKK/KDDDKKKDDKD
nB|KIK.caTchEr951062122300113851326800/02/019/110/0K/KK/K/KDK/KKK/K/KDKDKDDK/K/DK/KDD/KDKDKDK/
nB|KIK.89323616870035111949665180/02/252/317/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan278362221042333363300/00/26/160/0/DDDDD/KDDKDD/DSD/DKDDDDKDDKK
uTEKKERSfmBl521221223501334573212120/02/211/180/0DKDTKDDDDDD/KK/KDKKDDDDDDDKDK/KKKDDD
uTEKKERSkoop66112162430083953339800/00/016/150/2DKDKDDDD/KX/DKDDKKK/D/DK//DKKKD//DKKKDDKK
uTEKKERS483173469101115974310243120/02/433/490/2
nB|KIK.Bio5011010202128268231131120/00/111/101/0KKDK/D/TK/DD/DTK/KKK/D/DDSKK/DDD
nB|KIK.s1LENT1111452018300939453356460/01/118/101/0KKKKKXKKDKKK/DKD/KXDK/DK/KDKK//DDK/K/KD/
nB|KIK.caTchEr1141202421200736163274760/03/021/140/0DKKDKDKKKK/KDDKK/KDKDK///KK/KDKDDDKKDKKKDKK/D
nB|KIK.923755459712241024397432340/04/250/342/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan3646411100310191641540/01/13/60/1KKDDD/D/DDK/DKD
uTEKKERSfmBl6349711400011891948180/00/56/61/0DKDDDDKKKDDDKKDDKD
uTEKKERSkoop84591113000122542137360/03/08/100/2KDDDKDDKDKKDDKDK/KDKKKDD
uTEKKERS6115422355004446257261080/04/617/221/3
nB|KIK.Bio85676730001747150100/02/13/61/0DKKDDKKDDDDKK
nB|KIK.s1LENT10067111121021719150200/02/18/71/0KDKKDKKSKDDK/KDKDKK/DD
nB|KIK.caTchEr1557214900022260145900/02/211/41/1DKKKKDKKKDDKKKK/DKDDKK/
nB|KIK.113206312751045726446200/06/422/173/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan801945000060286300/00/14/20/1DDKDKKDKD
uTEKKERSfmBl402125000145287200/00/01/31/1K/DDKDD
uTEKKERSkoop1611160000670100700/00/01/50/1DKDDDDD
uTEKKERS455171600011724274200/00/16/101/3
nB|KIK.Bio1332743200176433000/01/02/20/0DKK/KDK
nB|KIK.s1LENT8541671003109169800/00/03/33/1/D/KKKD/KDKDK
nB|KIK.caTchEr1253754100388769600/00/05/10/0/KK/KDKK/
nB|KIK.114105151440072742172400/01/010/63/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERSPieterJan571647100173186000/00/04/60/0KDD/KDKDDKD
uTEKKERSfmBl162116100115859600/00/01/50/0/DDKDDD
uTEKKERSkoop100426610011343709180/00/01/50/0KKDKKK/DDKDD
uTEKKERS58791119300322322165180/00/06/160/0
nB|KIK.Bio712057000071886300/00/05/50/0DDKDDDKDKKKD
nB|KIK.s1LENT16635530000587786670/00/05/00/0KDKKDDKK
nB|KIK.caTchEr6005161000086058300/00/06/10/0KKKKDKK
nB|KIK.2791061611000021652232670/00/016/60/0

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Player Chats
aGGro [Warmup]: You have 35 on gb uTEKKERS
aGGro [Warmup]: no pressure guys
aGGro [Warmup]: no pressure
uTEKKERSfmBl [Countdown]: shotout ot iceq mate
uTEKKERSfmBl [11:58]: my yellow friend
[10:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
aGGro [10:02]: shoutout to kavinsky
[9:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [8:13]: LE FU
[8:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
uTEKKERSfmBl [4:55]: :)
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:35]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:35]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [4:35]: :D
uTEKKERSfmBl [4:00]: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm
uTEKKERSfmBl [3:58]: them hitboxes
[3:43]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:42]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:29]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
uTEKKERSPieterJan [0:47]: .5
nB|KIK.s1LENT [0:00]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: wp
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:15]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:15]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:15]: :D
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:15]: :D
uTEKKERSfmBl [8:39]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [8:39]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [8:39]: :)
[7:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:39]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
uTEKKERSPieterJan [5:55]: DAT NADE
uTEKKERSPieterJan [5:54]: yeee buddy
[5:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
uTEKKERSfmBl [4:45]: :)
[3:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:04]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:04]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:04]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:02]: WTF
[0:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
nB|KIK.Bio [Intermission]: so lucky ;(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:59 (original: 12:00)
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: yes
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: s
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: d:DDDd
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Intermission]: xd
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Intermission]: .....
uTEKKERSkoop [Intermission]: looool
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: :DDDD
uTEKKERSkoop [Intermission]: :D
uTEKKERSPieterJan [Intermission]: my work here is done
aGGro [Intermission]: You have 35 on gb uTEKKERS
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|KIK.caTchEr [11:19]: ....
nB|KIK.caTchEr [11:04]: random vid_restart ;
uTEKKERSfmBl [8:22]: :)
[8:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
uTEKKERSfmBl [8:01]: :)
[8:00]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
uTEKKERSfmBl [5:15]: knew
[3:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
nB|KIK.Bio [0:45]: gg
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:37]: this lag = shiiiiiit
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
uTEKKERSfmBl [Warmup]: :)
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Warmup]: :)
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
[10:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:23]: omg
nB|KIK.s1LENT [10:22]: xd
[9:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
aGGro [8:05]: You have 35 on gb uTEKKERS
aGGro [8:01]: no pressure guys
[8:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [7:42]: :(
uTEKKERSPieterJan [6:34]: well this must be the worst game of my life
[5:57]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:02 (original: 12:00)
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Intermission]: gg
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
uTEKKERSPieterJan [Warmup]: a map where a low player like me can shine
uTEKKERSPieterJan [Warmup]: lovely!
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Warmup]: am map where a low player like me is still low
uTEKKERSkoop [Warmup]: :o)
uTEKKERSkoop [Warmup]: :o)
uTEKKERSkoop [Warmup]: :o)
uTEKKERSkoop [Warmup]: :o)
uTEKKERSPieterJan [Warmup]: that's not a nice thing to say
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:20]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:20]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
nB|KIK.s1LENT [9:59]: :O
[10:00]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
uTEKKERSPieterJan [9:59]: pf
[10:00]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:00]: FIGHT!
[9:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:48
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Intermission]: gg
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: well this is shit
uTEKKERSkoop [Warmup]: That's what she said
nB|KIK.caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
[2:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[1:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
uTEKKERSfmBl [1:10]: in all seriousness every map you guys got the luckiest spawn times and no lag, not trying to sound like a dick :<
[1:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:09]: FIGHT!
uTEKKERSkoop [1:08]: haha dick
uTEKKERSfmBl [1:05]: :)
nB|KIK.s1LENT [1:04]: loL U DICK
uTEKKERSPieterJan [0:52]: my god
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:50]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:50]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:50]: :)
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:44]: wp tho
uTEKKERSPieterJan [0:42]: gg
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:16]: jus watch the replay
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:15]: and think
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:14]: ye
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:12]: i was lucky
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:09]: thanks et :0
uTEKKERSfmBl [0:08]: :)
uTEKKERSPieterJan [0:05]: altho, don't spece me
uTEKKERSkoop [0:05]: :o)
uTEKKERSkoop [0:05]: :o)
uTEKKERSkoop [0:05]: :o)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:48)
uTEKKERSfmBl [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: uTEKKERSshitaim disconnected
[Intermission]: uTEKKERSfmBl disconnected
uTEKKERSkoop [Intermission]: ggs
nB|KIK.s1LENT [Intermission]: gg cu
[Intermission]: uTEKKERSkoop disconnected

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