Team Survive vs Keyboard Warriors (4240 views)

is phyZiC
nl joshua
de stRay
nl xperia
nl mize
nl rezhni
04.02.12 15:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth >>KW<< XPERIA 77 kills
Killing Spree survive phyZiC 5 frags without being killed
Accountant >>KW<< XPERIA 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>KW<< XPERIA 16 gibs
...and stay dead! >>KW<< REZHNI 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning >>KW<< XPERIA 67 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>KW<< XPERIA 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer survive joshua 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! survive phyZiC 304 damage per frag
What objective? >>KW<< MIZE 473 XP
Red Shirt survive stRay_ 113 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? survive stRay_ 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore survive joshua 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut survive joshua 4 team kills
Gingerbread man survive phyZiC 36 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
survive phyZiC5840049847013613401127091310/05/141/414/727315157
survive stRay_3433939113910309789135711610/01/536/752/6251119216
survive joshua80471637910041911970135531780/14/260/543/319017247
survive 55121015127626158535160398334700/110/2137/549/3238147410
>>KW<< XPERIA92440778416012914582126162760/01/167/4910/518915057
>>KW<< MIZE89473677513002914391122431940/04/559/404/221516335
>>KW<< REZHNI5839146801200301086010301541/02/341/452/223612947
>>KW<< 79130419023941018839833351605241/07/3167/4516/221314746
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
survive phyZiC7511018241001133543248500/00/017/121/1D/K//D/KKKKK/KDDDDKK/K/KDKKDK/KDK/D/KK/DDD
survive stRay_681111319100731323278530/00/012/121/0K/KKDKD/DKKDKKKDD/DDKK/D//KDK/DD
survive joshua65951523400828023477540/02/113/130/1K/K/KKK/DKKKD/DK/D/DDDDKDDDDDKK/D/KKKD
survive 693164666600269288100031570/02/142/372/2
>>KW<< XPERIA681041522200435313275690/00/015/170/1KDDDKD/DK/DDDKDKKKDKDDKKDD/K/DKDDKKDK
>>KW<< MIZE781451519200540263574680/01/114/120/1DDKDKDDK/DKKKK/KD/KD/KDDKDKDDD/KKK
>>KW<< REZHNI52110101950052446243900/00/18/132/0//DDDKDKDDDDDKDK/K/DKDKKK/DKD
>>KW<< 663594060900141000392881370/01/237/422/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
survive phyZiC4711881740053401303300/01/05/112/2DDDDKKDDD/D/DKK/KKX/D/KDDK
survive stRay_347612354008213034181070/01/211/240/3DDDDDKXDKDDDDDD/KKKDDKD/DK/KXK/D/DK/DDDDD//DKKDDD
survive joshua801471721403331903538760/01/019/160/2DKDTKDKKKDDK/KDK/KDKKDDTK/KKDDKDTDKDKDDDD
survive 543413773120316872199891830/03/235/512/7
>>KW<< XPERIA105882120600530282808540/01/015/135/2KDKKKDKKKK/DDKDKKKD/DDDD/KDDKDK/KK/DKKKDK
>>KW<< MIZE100103191930083545286800/00/217/92/0K/KK/DK/KDDKD/KK/KDDKKDK/KDKDK/K/DKKKD
>>KW<< REZHNI1001301717200634163045540/01/116/100/0K/K/KKKDKDD/KDK/KDKDDKKDDK/KDKKDK/
>>KW<< 1023215756110019998987211080/02/348/327/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
survive phyZiC381031026201103991389850/03/08/140/2KD/D/DK/DTDD/DK//DD/K/DK/DKDDKK/DKDKD
survive stRay_169463631092278383100/00/36/210/3DDDD/KKD/DD/DKDDKX/D/D/DDDDDD/DDDDDK/KD/DDS
survive joshua80134172120043337402000/01/115/161/0DD/KDKKKKDKDDKD/K/D/KKKDDDKKDKDDKDKDKD
survive 4533133837112396061174950/04/429/511/5
>>KW<< XPERIA11312525223011347233465810/00/123/83/0/K/K/K/KD/KKDKKKTDK//DK/KK/KDKDKK/KKKDK/DKKK/K/D
>>KW<< MIZE12113123193008399330551080/02/119/102/1/KK/KDKDKK/KDKXKDKKK/K/K//KDKKDKDKDKDDKK/DK
>>KW<< REZHNI45801124200113033308600/01/110/120/0DKK//DDDD/KKDD////DK/DKDKK/K/KDDD/K
>>KW<< 933365965801321174996061890/03/352/305/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
survive phyZiC766913170001026552530760/01/111/41/2K//K/D//KK/DDKD/KK/K/KK/KKDKDD
survive stRay_345882310062249304410/00/07/181/0K/XK/KDD/D/DKDDDDKK/DDDKDDDKD/DD
survive joshua100951414001426412518480/10/013/92/0K/KTK/DKDKKKDK/DDKKDKK/DKDKDD
survive 70222355410120754580921250/11/131/314/2
>>KW<< XPERIA801231620500733003068720/00/014/112/2DDDDKKK///DKD/DKKKDKDKDK/DKDK/KDK/KK
>>KW<< MIZE55941018500828272746180/01/19/90/0D/KDD/K/KDD/KK/K/K/DDD/KDKDK
>>KW<< REZHNI407182030081965173101/00/07/100/2/DDK///DDK/KD/DKDDD/KDKDDKK/
>>KW<< 58288345813002380927545901/01/130/302/4

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Player Chats
>>KW<< REZHNI [Warmup]: ooeeeeh
>>KW<< MIZE [Warmup]: u evil person
>>KW<< REZHNI [Warmup]: you'll burn later in hell
>>KW<< REZHNI [Warmup]: sucking satans cock
>>KW<< REZHNI [Warmup]: watch out
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: ready kale henny
>>KW<< REZHNI [Warmup]: stomme noob ahaaaauw
[10:39]: ETPlayer connected
[10:37]: Axis team locked from spectators by survive phyZiC
[10:25]: Allies team locked from spectators by >>KW<< XPERIA
[10:21]: ETPlayer disconnected
>>KW<< XPERIA [9:23]: :-D
[6:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
survive stRay_ [0:34]: ggwp
survive phyZiC [0:33]: must be quite funny to spec this
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
survive joshua [Intermission]: gg
survive stRay_ [Intermission]: gg
survive stRay_ [Warmup]: Rup
survive joshua [Countdown]: hf
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
survive joshua [9:39]: : D
survive joshua [9:36]: warp warp
survive joshua [9:35]: D
[8:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
survive stRay_ [6:32]: :)
[6:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:07]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
survive joshua [0:37]: gg
survive phyZiC [0:36]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
survive phyZiC [Intermission]: amazing
survive stRay_ [Warmup]: Rup
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:28]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:28]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:28]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
>>KW<< XPERIA [8:27]: echt om boos van te worden allemaal negertaal hierzo met ze kk telefoon
[8:28]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
>>KW<< REZHNI [8:28]: ahaaaaaaaaaauw
[8:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:27]: FIGHT!
[7:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:21]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
survive joshua [0:24]: gg
survive stRay_ [0:24]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: im doing nothing
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: so boring
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: im so pwnage
survive stRay_ [Warmup]: Rup
[10:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
survive joshua [10:10]: : D
[9:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:43]: FIGHT!
[9:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
survive phyZiC [6:39]: ROFL
survive joshua [6:38]: JA
survive phyZiC [6:38]: please
survive phyZiC [6:38]: gtfo
survive joshua [6:35]: :D
[6:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
survive joshua [6:32]: kankerdeur
survive joshua [6:32]: :D
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:50]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:49]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:36]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
>>KW<< XPERIA [2:37]: GGs
survive joshua [2:12]: wp
>>KW<< XPERIA [2:02]: rezhni'd
[1:50]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:09 (original: 12:00)
survive phyZiC [Intermission]: stray'd
survive joshua [Intermission]: triest dit maarja
survive joshua [Intermission]: :D
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: hahaha
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: xddddd
>>KW<< XPERIA [Intermission]: :D
survive stRay_ [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: survive joshua disconnected
>>KW<< XPERIA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>KW<< XPERIA disconnected
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: speel zo kk slecht
[Intermission]: survive stRay_ disconnected
>>KW<< REZHNI [Intermission]: ahaaaaaaaauw
[Intermission]: >>KW<< REZHNI disconnected
[Intermission]: survive phyZiC disconnected

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