30 seconds to MARS vs neds (2724 views)

ro Damon
ro Yulyan
nl GiZmOoO
fr Tiger
fr Rapk
fr explow
21.01.14 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth GiZmOoO FROM MARS 61 kills
Killing Spree Damon ^VFROM MARS 9 frags without being killed
Accountant GiZmOoO FROM MARS 133% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Damon ^VFROM MARS 10 gibs
...and stay dead! Tiger 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Damon ^VFROM MARS 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Damon ^VFROM MARS 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bebebebebe 421 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO FROM MARS 462 XP
Red Shirt Tiger 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bebebebebe 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Damon ^VFROM MARS 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GiZmOoO FROM MARS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Damon ^VFROM MARS 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Tiger3421024705002276618832180/03/317/414/4319126310
explow5224434667001082939251940/03/529/472/424414045
bebebebebe4323026614009800910506180/13/622/431/2308172311
bebebebebe436848419716004123963285891300/19/668/437/229014639
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1334626146903181139476853000/08/449/267/118716776
Yulyan FROM MARS6926637535122469837182571/03/234/241/418913325
Damon ^VFROM MARS10934958531001251021290963320/03/352/224/417617298
FROM MARS102107715615224166728589239636891/014/3135/2212/418415766
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger248262520072886293800/00/04/152/3DK//DDKDD/DDKK/DKD//DDDDKD/DDDD
explow52861223000229543396580/01/310/181/0DKK/DKDDDDDKKDDDKD/DDKKDDKDKKDDKDDD
bebebebebe5790122110013099393900/02/210/180/0D/KDDKDKKKDDKDDKDDDDDKDDKDKDDKDKD
bebebebebe44258306930010893910273580/03/524/513/3
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1571672214101640332920950/03/118/82/0KDKKKKKDKDK/KD/K/KTDKKKDKKK/K/DKXDK/KK
Yulyan FROM MARS72691318101621422358110/02/112/90/3DK/K/DKKDKK/DK//DXKDD/DKDKDKDTKKD
Damon ^VFROM MARS1141322421400114098366100/00/122/82/1/KDDKKDKK/D/DK//KK/DKK/KDDK/KK/KK/KKDK/KKDKKK
FROM MARS1143685953602231027389391060/05/352/254/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger4032410000111761598180/00/14/70/1KDDKDDDDDK/DKD
explow503261220031159160900/02/03/61/3DK/D/DKDKKKDD/DKDD
bebebebebe4439491003962148000/00/24/30/1DK/K/DK/DDKDD
bebebebebe451031431300732974687180/02/311/161/5
GiZmOoO FROM MARS12272119301419398841850/03/15/54/0KXTK/DKDKDDK/K/KK/DKKK
Yulyan FROM MARS554859201311951434100/00/16/50/0TDKDK/DK/DD/KKD
Damon ^VFROM MARS160478520021553979400/00/06/22/2KDXK/KD/KKKKDK
FROM MARS11216724237029468732972350/03/217/126/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger414771710081632214600/02/14/81/0DKK/DDK/K/K/K/K/DD/D/DDD
explow697191340031949190100/00/19/80/1DDK/KDKDD/K/KDKKKKDDDD
bebebebebe575981420052100228400/11/27/60/0/KDKDK/K/D/K/KDDKDKDDD
bebebebebe561772444700165681633100/13/420/221/1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS5898712101119751787200/01/27/90/1DKXKDKDDDDD/TDKDDDKKK
Yulyan FROM MARS6682101521082166174401/01/07/71/0/KDKDD/D/K/KK/SD/KKXDK//KK
Damon ^VFROM MARS788911142017219021502560/02/110/60/0KKDDT/K/D///DDKDKDK/KKK/KK
FROM MARS67269284151216633156812761/04/324/221/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger384971820061967215000/01/15/111/0/KDK//KDDKKK//KDDD/DDDDDD
explow3855718100222312345360/00/17/150/0DDDDDKDKDDK//DKKDDKDDDDKD
bebebebebe1142217000018482803180/00/01/161/1DDDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDDD
bebebebebe291461653300860467298540/01/213/422/1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS190125211140073447209400/01/019/41/0K/DKKKK/KK/KDD/KKKKKKK/KK/K/KKKD
Yulyan FROM MARS8167911000714801646360/00/09/30/1K/KK/DK/KDD/K/DK/K/K
Damon ^VFROM MARS115811513200523712306360/01/114/60/1/KDKK//DDKD/K/DDKDDKKKKKKKKK
FROM MARS12927345356001972986046720/02/142/131/2

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Player Chats
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: theres no life there
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: wtf
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: stfu gizmo
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: im gonna rape you damon
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: rup
Pokemon<3 [11:08]: mates le snip de tiger c'est trop bizarre ^^
^ES^Fup^Ge^Vrs^Xta^Fr [11:00]: pk ?
Pokemon<3 [10:42]: il switch le viseur a chaque fois
[6:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:33]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:33]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:33]: :D
[4:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:07]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:07]: :D
[3:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [0:04]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Tiger [Warmup]: rup
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:47]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:46]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:46]: :D
[10:41]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:03]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:03]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [10:03]: :D
[9:06]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:06]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Pokemon<3 [8:37]: t'as vu gizmo la? xd
[8:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [7:15]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [7:15]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [7:14]: :D
[6:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:31 (original: 12:00)
Tiger [Warmup]: just rup
Tiger [Warmup]: damon my lady's
Tiger [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: he said brb 1 sec
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: brb
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: damon
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: gimme 1 min
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: defuck man
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: fuck you man
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: stfu
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
Tiger [Warmup]: ^^
Tiger [Warmup]: just rup
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: nah
bebebebebe [Warmup]: this boy
bebebebebe [Warmup]: will fuck himself right now
Tiger [Countdown]: thk y
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: xD
explow [Countdown]: gl
explow [Countdown]: u don't need the luck ^^
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:09]: s
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:09]: d
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:08]: d
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:08]: aw
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: :D
[10:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Tiger [10:24]: i'm sleeping
Tiger [10:21]: da fuck
[9:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bebebebebe [9:30]: the fuck :D
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:06
bebebebebe [Intermission]: I should have never opened my ET back :D
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: gizmo play for xp only
Tiger [Warmup]: new sensitivity it's hard xd
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: piece of shit
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: you should never change your sensitivity
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: :S
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: not joknig
bebebebebe [Countdown]: didnt even heard about yulyan boy but he still own me :(
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: joking
Tiger [Countdown]: but i have pb of mouse
Tiger [Countdown]: so hard
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Countdown]: he's trolling
[4:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [4:25]: dat nade
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:22]: die nade
Tiger [4:21]: xd
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:20]: ffs
explow [4:18]: xD
[4:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
explow [3:55]: that was for vindication
Damon ^VFROM MARS [3:49]: gg
[3:40]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Tiger [1:22]: ?
Tiger [1:18]: it's me or serv
Tiger [0:24]: get yr fucking hit
Tiger [0:23]: gizmo
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:15]: i dontwant to
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:14]: ;|
Tiger [Intermission]: do y want 3rd for fun?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:06)
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: NAH
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: damon got no time
[Intermission]: bebebebebe disconnected
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: cuz hes a pussy
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: ggs
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: cu
Tiger [Intermission]: ok wp
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: gizmo stfu bitch
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: !
[Intermission]: explow disconnected
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Intermission]: xD
Tiger [Intermission]: y are a pussy with yr hitbox
[Intermission]: Yulyan FROM MARS disconnected
Tiger [Intermission]: xd
Tiger [Intermission]: wp
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: :XD

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