turbot vs Nothing is Impossible (3973 views)

fi VOKKI:P
fi METSURI:P
fi TANELI:P
fi HARDYRAH:P
fi DEXTER:P
be Flocky
be Fostrum
fr Smirzz
de bong
nl Nohead
25.01.10 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki 48 kills
Killing Spree ^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki 6 frags without being killed
Accountant nI.BONGiNATR 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nI.NoHead 30 gibs
...and stay dead! nI.NoHead 97% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^P[TURBOT] tANELI 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nI.BONGiNATR 32 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^P[TURBOT] tANELI 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nI.Fl0cky 269 damage per frag
What objective? ^P[TURBOT] tANELI 352 XP
Red Shirt [turbot]metsu:o) 54 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nI.Fl0cky 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nI.fostruM 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nI.fostruM 6 team kills
Gingerbread man [turbot]metsu:o) 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[turbot] Dexter Mor78217364680312640966672330/03/335/201/1017814565
^P[TURBOT] tANELI10235247461302872037092760/01/548/230/1215315454
[turbot]metsu:o)6721938547311274235469700/012/43/3122/91959637
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki9430148508116790270501860/02/636/2810/1216513864
[turbot] HardyRah90277384210039684571393030/04/533/193/918017045
[turbot]861366207238464104735782334178680/022/5155/1936/917414155
nI.BONGiNATR1072284845190311775149613460/013/86/2332/716111043
nI.Fl0cky6522333518048628572683790/03/330/344/8190143412
nI.sMiRZz59260325426014553569961830/02/623/388/817313058
nI.NoHead67198314530118701677992840/02/322/306/722617037
nI.fostruM92270444813065697288523800/05/439/296/1015818434
nI.7711791882439611536335593587615720/025/4120/2956/1018214747
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Dexter Mor4773817301722102211690/01/18/40/5KTK/DDKD/DKKD/KD/DK/K//DDD
^P[TURBOT] tANELI88951517300418012049360/01/114/80/5DKDKDKDKK/KXDDK/K/KKDKKDKD/DKDDKD
[turbot]metsu:o)62651016111419521546540/02/13/105/2X/KDKD/DKDKSKT/KDK/KKDKDDDXDD
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki1001011717310222511857820/01/19/96/4KKKDKDDKKDKKDDDDKSDDK/KK/KKKKDKDDD
[turbot] HardyRah138811813501326032193760/01/217/51/3DKKK/KKDK/KKDK/KDDDKKKDKKKDTKDKD
[turbot]8741568801523201081798563170/06/651/3612/19
nI.BONGiNATR1337416121001322981342940/03/23/711/2KDDDKKDKKKDDK/K/DKDKDK/KKXKKKTX
nI.Fl0cky848711131021168921911390/01/211/81/2KDTKDKDDKKKKDKD/DDDKDDDKKT
nI.sMiRZz451309201700215281949760/02/15/122/4DDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDKD//DDKDKKKKK
nI.NoHead416171723011241228001540/01/25/122/2DKKKDD/KDDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDT
nI.fostruM1008115158002192925351340/00/011/114/3KXKDDKDKKDDKKDKK/D/DKDKKDDKKDKDX
nI.814335877590499856108175970/07/735/5020/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Dexter Mor664610153022170622681100/02/09/101/3TDDDDKKKKDDKDTDKK//KDDKDDKD
^P[TURBOT] tANELI109941211401122211778130/00/213/60/3DDDTDKDDKKDK/KDDKKKKKDKKD
[turbot]metsu:o)536081522031436150600/02/10/75/2KKD/KDKK/D/SKKDDDDDSDKD
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki12076121020011757166900/01/19/72/4XDKXKDDKKKX/KKKKDKKDDDDKD
[turbot] HardyRah5368713200213832042540/00/25/61/2DKDDDDKKKKDD/K/DDDDK
[turbot]80344496413239850392631770/05/636/369/14
nI.BONGiNATR1076814133024203915562520/03/33/510/2/KT/KTK/KDD/KDDKKDDKKDKKXDDKKK
nI.Fl0cky69489133003170515601740/00/07/102/2K/KKDDDK/KD/KDKXKDDDDDKX
nI.sMiRZz835410125010210915251070/00/26/95/1DKDDKXDDDDDKKDKKDTKKDDKK
nI.NoHead9052101130011572198500/00/09/70/5/KKXKKDKXDKKDDDDKDDKKDD
nI.fostruM110711110103219801971940/04/110/40/2DDKK/KDKKTD/TDDKKKDKKKDT
nI.922935459150610940585976270/07/635/3517/12
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Dexter Mor66286910011039145000/00/16/50/2/DDDKKDDKDKKDKD
^P[TURBOT] tANELI11187109200116671533180/00/110/40/3K/KDKKKKDDDDKKDKKDD
[turbot]metsu:o)4031410200212201065160/02/00/72/3K/XKDDKDD/XDDKDD
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki53617132011173017211040/00/38/70/2KDDDDKKDDDK/KTDDKKDDD
[turbot] HardyRah10083992012158215531140/03/17/40/2/TDDDDKDKKKKDKK/KKD
[turbot]7429036509027723873222520/05/631/272/12
nI.BONGiNATR9036101130021707118500/04/20/66/2DKDKKKKX/KDKDKDDKDDDK/
nI.Fl0cky12261119101217341403530/02/09/71/0DKKDKTKKK/DK/KKDDKDKD
nI.sMiRZz50365103002992152700/00/14/71/0K/KDDDDKDDKD/KD
nI.NoHead100378811041212123900/00/15/33/0SKK/KDDK/K/KK/DKD
nI.fostruM1006399000116771884580/00/18/71/0DKDKDDKDDK/KDKKDKK
nI.92233434781111732272381110/06/526/3012/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Dexter Mor2407012510021454738540/00/112/10/0KDDK/KKKKDK/KKKKK
^P[TURBOT] tANELI1117610940121514173290/00/111/50/1K/DKDKDKKKKDTKD/KDKD
[turbot]metsu:o)12363161320032815135200/06/20/710/2KDKKDKD/KKKDKDDKDKKD/KKXDKDK/K
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki12063121010022164180300/00/110/52/2DDK/KDDKD/KKKKKKDKDKKD
[turbot] HardyRah574547101212771351590/00/04/41/2DKDKK/DXT/KDD
[turbot]130317544490211922469761220/06/537/2213/7
nI.BONGiNATR8850893002170787800/03/10/55/1DKKDDKDKDDK/D/KKK
nI.Fl0cky1227216301211572114130/00/13/90/4K/DT/DKDDDDDDDDDDDD
nI.sMiRZz66408121000906199500/00/28/100/3DKKKXKDDDXKDDDDDXKKDKDD
nI.NoHead6648693002182017751300/01/03/81/0KKXDK/KDKDD/DDKD
nI.fostruM6455914403013862462940/01/210/71/5DKTDDDTKDKKDKDKDDKTKDDDKDD
nI.59220336014046697692242370/05/624/397/13

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Player Chats
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: ARE U GOING TO PLAY RIFLE HACKER?
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: YES
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: omfg going to bust u
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: :D
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: i got enough material
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: metsuri playing?
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki [Warmup]: cant see him
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: maybe he got that shit fakenick
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki [Warmup]: might be :)
[turbot]metsu:o) [Warmup]: tuun 5minsa pääst
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: Captain Smirzz
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: swani
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: ?
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: znark is playing in rly good team now
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: what?
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: going to win ec
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: highbot
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: U FUCKING KIDDING ME
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: n
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: o
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: .D
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: roxor and cursed left them
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: ye i know
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: coz fireball were flaming them
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: why
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: dunno
^P[TURBOT] tANELI [Warmup]: » fieldop ` smg «
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: scatman hummel fireball criatura znark
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: SURPRISELY NO LANS FOR ROXOR. i knew
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: xd
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: just like u
[turbot]metsu:o) [Warmup]: de kuyper sour apple lique
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: Iam Bong!
[turbot]metsu:o) [Warmup]: foestrum and mates
nI.fostruM [Warmup]: yow metsuri ;-)
nI.fostruM [Warmup]: woody says hello
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: shoutit naxtelle!
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: shoutout to solot
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: solo!
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: shoutit juutille<3
[turbot] HardyRah [Warmup]: <4
[turbot] HardyRah [Warmup]: <4
nI.BONGiNATR [Warmup]: shoutout to slarto
[turbot] HardyRah [Warmup]: <3
nI.fostruM [Warmup]: shoutout to metsuri
nI.sMiRZz [Warmup]: shoutout monkey et elise
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Warmup]: :D"
nI.fostruM [Countdown]: shoutout to swan aswell & tetsuo
nI.NoHead [Countdown]: gl
nI.sMiRZz [Countdown]: shoutout nohead my babe
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: shoutout to sabio solo heya wodka str and my other homiez
nI.fostruM [Countdown]: gl hf!
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: grubas
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Countdown]: shouts to bong
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: gl hf
[turbot]metsu:o) [Countdown]: shoutout to juusto
[13:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:23]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:40]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:49]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:30]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[turbot]metsu:o) [7:13]: haistakaa vittu
[6:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:28
nI.BONGiNATR [Intermission]: fuck off retard
[turbot]metsu:o) [Intermission]: haista sinä vittu
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Countdown]: more gibs than kills
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: HAHA
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: LOL
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: >D_
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Countdown]: great clan are u
nI.NoHead [Countdown]: :P
nI.BONGiNATR [Countdown]: ...
[7:53]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:53]: [turbot] HardyRahcalled a vote.
nI.BONGiNATR [7:53]: xDD
[7:53]: [turbot] kolibri disconnected
nI.BONGiNATR [7:53]: nice xp swani
nI.BONGiNATR [7:53]: :DDD
[turbot] Dexter Mor [7:53]: :DDDD
[7:53]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:53]: Axis team locked from spectators by nI.Fl0cky
[turbot] Dexter Mor [7:53]: vokki<3
[7:53]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:53]: Vote FAILED! (KICK [turbot] kolibri)
[turbot] Dexter Mor [7:53]: he lagged too much
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki [7:53]: swani minus xp
[7:53]: jepajee connected
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki [7:53]: noob
[turbot] Dexter Mor [7:53]: :XD
[7:53]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
nI.BONGiNATR [7:53]: slarto > swani
[turbot] Dexter Mor [7:53]: xp=skill
nI.BONGiNATR [7:53]: SHOUTOUT TO HARALD MATHIAS ANDI LUKAS <3
[7:53]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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[7:53]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:53]: FIGHT!
[6:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:14]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:29]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[turbot]metsu:o) [4:05]: you wont die huh
[3:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
nI.BONGiNATR [1:19]: xD
nI.BONGiNATR [1:18]: rofl
^P[t^Gu^Wrb^Got^P] ^Wvokki [1:06]: :D
[0:56]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:31 (original: 8:28)
nI.Fl0cky [Intermission]: wp
[11:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:34]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
nI.BONGiNATR [10:17]: xD
[10:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:47]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:26]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:33
nI.NoHead [Warmup]: SOMEHOW
[4:49]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
nI.BONGiNATR [1:31]: :)
[0:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
nI.sMiRZz [0:21]: YES
[0:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:33)
nI.BONGiNATR [Intermission]: wp
[turbot] HardyRah [Intermission]: wp
[turbot] Dexter Mor [Intermission]: keekee
[Intermission]: nI.fostruM disconnected
[Intermission]: [TURBOT] tANELI disconnected
[Intermission]: nI.NoHead disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Dexter Mor disconnected
[Intermission]: nI.sMiRZz disconnected
[turbot]metsu:o) [Intermission]: wp smirzz

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