(VIAX) You saying AzA is a hacker is like you saying FlyingDJ is a good shoutcaster. He's not... but you want him to be.
hB, CRIATURA [Warmup]:
(TosspoT) hackers like aza
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Countdown]:
g;
[9:16]:
The Main Door has been breached!
[8:16]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]:
The Service Door has been breached!
e-wave[hybrAtek] [6:22]:
gg
[6:20]:
The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 3:39
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Intermission]:
wp
e-wave[pAuZe] [Intermission]:
im afk!
hB, dANCEBOY [Intermission]:
:>
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
Rup
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
Rup
[3:02]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:54]:
Storage Wall destroyed!
hB, shmoe [2:05]:
wtf
hB, shmoe [2:04]:
stray
[1:55]:
The Service Door has been breached!
[0:08]:
The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective reached at 3:31 (original: 3:39)
hB, dANCEBOY [Intermission]:
gg
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
retarded
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
pooL
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
or special map?
hB, CRIATURA [Warmup]:
in before journal
e-wave[pAuZe] [Warmup]:
pool i guess xD
e-wave[pAuZe] [Warmup]:
gr, radar, braun
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
heads
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
we elim first then?
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
as you want
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
:D
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
you dont even care which map we play? :DD:D
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
no, u can choose if u elim first or not
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
you won cointoss
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
oh
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
:D
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
:DDD
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
elim first then
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
k
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
NOOBA
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
NOOBS
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
give us a minute then
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
its juA
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
Rup
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
not stray :P
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
HAHHA
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
ok we elim radar
e-wave[pAuZe] [Warmup]:
hello
e-wave[pAuZe] [Warmup]:
are you for sexies chat
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
:p
e-wave[pAuZe] [Warmup]:
overschie is een neger
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
its all about mAus his red headset
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Warmup]:
im srry
e-wave[stRay]SAGAPO [Warmup]:
:D
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
sry for wasting ur time+
hB, dANCEBOY [Warmup]:
:DD:DD:D
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
mhm
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
Rup
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
braundorf could have been better :(
e-[t1mm43] [Countdown]:
(zP|gifty) we're the best you can find
e-[t1mm43] [Countdown]:
(zP|gifty) we're the best you can find
hB, dANCEBOY [Countdown]:
for us at least :>
hB, shmoe [Countdown]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [Countdown]:
hf
hB, dANCEBOY [Countdown]:
hf
[14:45]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:18]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[12:16]:
Allied team has stolen the Tank!
hB, shmoe [11:14]:
:(
[10:53]:
Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
hB, shmoe [10:37]:
-.-
[10:37]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:18]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:36]:
Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
e-wave[hybrAtek] [9:19]:
gg
hB, dANCEBOY [9:17]:
wp
hB, shmoe [9:15]:
ok
[8:36]:
Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 6:23
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
Rup
[5:57]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
e-wave[pAuZe] [5:39]:
coear
hB, shmoe [3:57]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [3:57]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [3:57]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [3:56]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [3:35]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [3:35]:
:DD
[2:27]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[2:24]:
Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[2:22]:
The Tank has been damaged!
hB, shmoe [2:00]:
go!
hB, dANCEBOY [1:57]:
:>
[1:51]:
Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
hB, shmoe [1:36]:
stray
hB, shmoe [1:33]:
is at cp
hB, shmoe [0:56]:
-.-
hB, shmoe [0:51]:
ewave = tp
hB, shmoe [0:50]:
not
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [0:50]:
WP GUYS
hB, CRIATURA [0:45]:
tanks
[0:28]:
The Tank has been repaired!
hB, shmoe [0:18]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [0:18]:
:DD
hB, shmoe [0:18]:
:DD
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:23)
[Intermission]:
e-wave[stRay]SAGAPO disconnected
hB, shmoe [Intermission]:
gg
hB, humM3L <) [Intermission]:
ggs
[Intermission]:
Ri Clown disconnected
hB, dANCEBOY [Intermission]:
wp
[Intermission]:
Ri mAus disconnected
[Intermission]:
e-wave[pAuZe] disconnected
[Intermission]:
e-[t1mm43] disconnected
[Intermission]:
Ri XyLoS disconnected
hB, shmoe [Intermission]:
:(
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
bin ebenpissn
hB, CRIATURA [Warmup]:
kanns los gehen?
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
JO
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
*sofort
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
:D
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
ada sagt ready#
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
googogogogo
hB, ScaTmaN [Warmup]:
macht mal hin
hB, shmoe [Warmup]:
shoutout an velerion zLoL
e-[t1mm43] [Warmup]:
shoutout 2 eNCOR3
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Warmup]:
sorry
hB, ScaTmaN [Warmup]:
shout bong reaz edo cymky phyzic
e-wave[stRay]SAGAPO [Warmup]:
Rup
hB, humM3L <) [Warmup]:
rup
e-wave[pAuZe] [Countdown]:
fun
e-[gr0ss]LAN:o [Countdown]:
hf
e-wave[hybrAtek] [Countdown]:
gl
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
Server crash / restart
Players reconnecting with new ids
Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats. Thanks toHannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
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