Q-Dance vs Punch and Judy show (4797 views)

fi sJEMSA:DDD
nl Tempie
nl charge
de VeXx
de fAte
de rANDOM
11.06.10 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Q-DANCE CHARGE 44 kills
Killing Spree Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD 7 frags without being killed
Accountant Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD 156% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD 14 gibs
...and stay dead! P&J*VeXx xD 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Q-DANCE CHARGE 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer P&J rANDOM aw 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! P&J*VeXx xD 479 damage per frag
What objective? Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD 296 XP
Red Shirt P&J fAte 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? P&J*VeXx xD 22 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Q-DANCE CHARGE 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Q-DANCE CHARGE 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
P&J*VeXx xD11103547200102292549600/00/34/331/3458117222
P&J rANDOM aw451741942000948255972960/00/215/323/225414237
P&J fAte46156265650016694878661040/01/123/352/326714026
P&J34433501457003514065193342000/01/142/356/3326133212
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD150296422714121375994777480/03/141/123/218117173
Q-DANCE CHARGE126233443570316673348765170/03/142/182/115313963
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:>61192304782028539042651680/01/019/145/51808758
Q-dance10472111610929355719722139187330/07/0102/1410/517113265
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
P&J*VeXx xD34813000061220353700/00/31/190/2DDDDDD//KD/DDDDD/DD//DDDDDDDDDD
P&J rANDOM aw259772700062903386900/00/16/181/2/DKDD/DDDDKDD/DDDKKDDK//DKD/DDDKDD
P&J fAte447912274007334440681040/00/012/180/2DDKDKDD/KDKDKDKDDDK/KDD/DD/KDDKK/D/K/DD
P&J242242084400197467114741040/00/419/551/6
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD1781452514611847722879230/01/123/62/0K/K/KK/KKK//KKDDKDKK//KSKK/DDKKKKTKKKDKKKX
Q-DANCE CHARGE121102231920112345722782100/03/021/70/0K/K/DKDKK/KK/DDK/KK/KK/DKKK/K/DKK/K/K/DKKKT
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:>7396172361015324523101140/01/012/74/1/K/DKSK/D/K/K/KK/K/KDKKDDK/K/KD/K//KDK//X
Q-dance12434365561422351147474673470/05/156/206/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
P&J*VeXx xD16182121003592132100/00/02/80/1D/D/KDDDK/DDDD
P&J rANDOM aw8055810000212101245600/00/06/82/0KKD/KD/KKDKDDKDKDD
P&J fAte503671410051716186600/01/05/91/0D/DKK/KK/DK/DDK/DDDKD
P&J4910917362001035184432600/01/013/253/1
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD1226811970131618129970/00/011/51/1/K/KKKKDKK/DDKKTKKDDD
Q-DANCE CHARGE18571137300220481298320/00/113/50/0KKDKDDK//KDDKKXKKKKKK
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:>15662131106766921180/00/02/40/2DK/DDDD/D//K//S
Q-dance107205262911111144323518570/00/126/141/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
P&J*VeXx xD401025100048063800/00/01/31/0DDDDDKK
P&J rANDOM aw0205000023685800/00/00/30/0DDDDD
P&J fAte4221370001104297000/00/02/51/0DK/KDDDKDD
P&J273351710011758246600/00/03/112/0
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD100473010001209599180/00/03/00/1XKKK
Q-DANCE CHARGE120346520115226741230/00/06/31/1TDD/KKKKDKKD
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:>1161776100573548500/00/02/00/1KKKKK///K/K/D
Q-dance1129816114016246617581410/00/011/31/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
P&J*VeXx xD200270000010000/00/00/30/0DD/D
P&J rANDOM aw100204000014760360/00/13/30/0K/KKDDKDD
P&J fAte502048000384696200/00/14/30/1/KDDDDKKD/K/
P&J117678800051322962360/00/27/90/1
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD75363400020000/02/04/10/0DDKKKK/KK/
Q-DANCE CHARGE50262400117066261520/00/02/31/0/TDKDDK
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:>8013450002644549360/00/03/31/1KXKDKK//DD
Q-dance68759130015135011751880/02/09/72/1

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Player Chats
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Warmup]: WTF
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: HOOFDPIJN
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Warmup]: jorren homo
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: shoutout naar mn toppers uit lichtenvoorde, groenlo en winterswijk
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: hou van jullie
P&J fAte [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT TO DOMI DENNY KNATTER MAXI
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: shoutout naar sv grol
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Countdown]: :>
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
P&J rANDOM aw [Countdown]: 7EXEC BANANA:CFG
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: de graafscha
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Countdown]: succes
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
P&J rANDOM aw [Countdown]: shoutout to my lovers and haters :D
P&J rANDOM aw [Countdown]: shoutout to 9th-Dimension, D4vid, Mandy,pex and my Angel <3
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: mn bruders
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: shoutout naar mott4
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:41]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:39]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [10:14]: <3
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [9:31]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
P&J*VeXx xD [8:03]: omg
[4:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [4:43]: motta
Q-DANCE CHARGE [4:42]: topper
[4:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
P&J rANDOM aw [0:30]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Warmup]: LOOK VEXX
P&J*VeXx xD [Warmup]: ???
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Warmup]: gg
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: ECHT EEN WILDEBRAS DIE RICK
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: vind je niet motta
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Countdown]: hoi mensen
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
[10:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [8:33]: motta
Q-DANCE CHARGE [8:32]: toppertje
Q-DANCE CHARGE [8:29]: jorn
Q-DANCE CHARGE [8:28]: liefje
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [8:20]: SHOUTOUT TO JORN AKA GAPPIE DIE 90 HC SCAMT OP HABBO MAAR VERDER EEN PUIKE MARVELD TOERNOOI SPEELDE:) VERDER ET KWALITEITEN VAN EEN PRO
[8:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [8:06]: kankeh
[7:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:29]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
P&J*VeXx xD [7:25]: löl
[7:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
P&J*VeXx xD [6:53]: ^^
P&J*VeXx xD [6:10]: gg
Q-DANCE CHARGE [6:03]: console
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [5:58]: < tj skills
[5:46]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:13 (original: 12:00)
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: toppah jonge
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: a
[11:36]: P&J*VeXx xDcalled a vote.
[11:35]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
P&J*VeXx xD [11:29]: 1 nab afk#
[11:26]: P&J*VeXx xDcalled a vote.
[11:24]: Vote passed!
[11:24]: *** Match Reset! ***
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Warmup]: CHARGE
P&J rANDOM aw [Warmup]: thx
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Warmup]: HOE SKKILELD
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Warmup]: got 3 man sniper
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Warmup]: :<
P&J fAte [Warmup]: :]
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: MOTTA
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: WAT VOND JE VAN DIE NADE
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Countdown]: succes
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [10:05]: MOTTA
[10:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [10:03]: VDTTE
[9:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [9:48]: kenker
[9:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:19]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[9:19]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:40
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Intermission]: haha
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [Intermission]: :<
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: wat een succes die charge
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: echt
P&J fAte [Intermission]: absolutely no hit mr obj :(
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: op zo'n jongen kan je nou bouwen
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Warmup]: jorn ik zeg je blauwe airmax
[2:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:55]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [1:20]: lotto nade
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [1:19]: ;pPpP
Q-DANCE CHARGE [1:00]: JEZUS
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Q-DANCE CHARGE [0:27]: doe normal
[0:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> [0:15]: zieke skills
Q-DANCE CHARGE [0:11]: lol
Q-DANCE CHARGE [0:10]: tempie
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [0:02]: QUIT
P&J rANDOM aw [0:02]: GG
Q-DANCE ^WTempie :DD [Intermission]: GELIJK WEG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:40)
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: rick
[Intermission]: Q-DANCE Tempie :DD disconnected
[Intermission]: P&J rANDOM aw disconnected
[Intermission]: Q-dance.NL sJEMSA:> disconnected
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: contract bij idle
[Intermission]: P&J fAte disconnected
Q-DANCE CHARGE [Intermission]: of niet dan
[Intermission]: Q-DANCE CHARGE disconnected

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