Clan Poland vs Monks of bolivia (3045 views)

pl fanatic
pl ska
pl Elviss
ee sac
ee manki
ee JyrkZ
23.08.11 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE 33 kills
Killing Spree cPl * kaMiLek CL 4 frags without being killed
Accountant cPl * kaMiLek CL 200% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cPl * ska 6 gibs
...and stay dead! cPl * ska 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cPl * kaMiLek CL 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cPl * ska 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cPl * kaMiLek CL 153 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! MoB lebra 282 damage per frag
What objective? cPl * kaMiLek CL 196 XP
Red Shirt MoB lebra 29 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MoB pedr RUSSIA 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore MoB kosov0 GENIUS 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut MoB kosov0 GENIUS 1 team kills
Gingerbread man cPl * ska 9 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MoB kosov0 GENIUS641151625401133144591820/11/314/212/220718424
MoB pedr RUSSIA52811426310123113596720/00/213/251/416513339
MoB lebra4196122920013383473400/00/012/240/328216325
MoB 52292428091139008129211540/01/039/243/321816026
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE15017433204205524135691090/02/027/124/315916242
cPl * kaMiLek CL1881963015411249053252150/02/133/160/016420344
cPl * ska911432022601934652213291/01/010/116/117310134
cPl * 13851383571432161361190341531/05/070/1110/116515543
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MoB kosov0 GENIUS201415000038485800/00/01/40/1DDDKDD
MoB pedr RUSSIA10013551000519708180/00/05/40/1KDKKDKDKDD
MoB lebra2811270000533100800/00/02/50/2DKDKDDDDD
MoB 4938817100014362574180/00/08/130/4
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE2002163000187544100/00/04/22/1KKXDKKD/KK
cPl * kaMiLek CL1002744000087473200/00/04/40/0DDDDKKKK
cPl * ska23338732011825263290/00/05/23/0KTKDKKK/KDK
cPl * 178861710201225741436290/00/013/85/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MoB kosov0 GENIUS1001711000031020100/00/22/40/0DDKKDDDD
MoB pedr RUSSIA020100000000/00/20/20/2DDDDDD
MoB lebra331726000159378600/00/02/50/0DK/DDDKD
MoB 443638000190398700/00/44/110/2
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE2503052000191947300/01/03/21/0X/KDKKKK
cPl * kaMiLek CL10026500012820150/02/08/20/0TK/KDKDKKK/KKK
cPl * ska1002733000267645600/01/01/11/0KK/K/D
cPl * 1508313500151677929150/04/012/52/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MoB kosov0 GENIUS6647812201115061991820/11/17/71/1KDDKKDDK/KDTDDDKDDKDK
MoB pedr RUSSIA634671120011118179700/00/07/110/0KDKDDK/DXDKDDDKKKDD
MoB lebra4425490000844136400/00/04/80/1KDDKDDKDDDDDK
MoB 581181932401234685152820/11/118/261/2
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE16263138210119391242690/01/011/61/0KDKKKDKKDKKDKK/KSKDKD
cPl * kaMiLek CL1666910641002035135000/00/110/50/0DKKKDDKKKSKDKKDDK
cPl * ska7748794002117887601/00/04/61/1DKDDKDKKD/KK/DKD
cPl * 13518030231020351523468691/01/125/172/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MoB kosov0 GENIUS85376720001114154100/00/04/61/0DDDKKDKKDKDKD
MoB pedr RUSSIA22202901006741091540/00/01/81/1DDDDDDDDDKSK
MoB lebra57434720001413157600/00/04/60/0DKKDDDKKDDD
MoB 551001223410032014208540/00/09/202/1
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE1286097210215081413400/00/09/20/2KDKKKK/SK/DKDKDK
cPl * kaMiLek CL2207411500001914117000/00/011/50/0KKDKKKKDDKDKKKKD
cPl * ska423037000478661800/00/00/21/0/K//D/KDKD
cPl * 1301642319210642083201400/00/020/91/2

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Player Chats
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Countdown]: STOPR
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by cPl * kaMiLek CL
[Countdown]: badinfo bad userinfo
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: #1: never piss against the wind
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: #2: always bet on cheaters
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: hf
[9:57]: cPl * kaMiLek CLcalled a vote.
[9:55]: Vote passed!
[9:55]: *** Match Reset! ***
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Warmup]: gg
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: gg
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: FU
MoB lebra [Warmup]: forfeit
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: KURWA
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: CWELE
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: forfeit
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: lick my balls
cPl * kaMiLek CL [Warmup]: :XD
MoB lebra [Warmup]: gg forfeit
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: ur mother drunk
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Warmup]: dont stick on poland
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Warmup]: ok?
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: fuck u
MoB lebra [Warmup]: forfeit fag
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: exec
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Warmup]: nazi
MoB lebra [Warmup]: play fair
MoB lebra [Warmup]: play far its forfeit we dont care
MoB lebra [Warmup]: fair
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: xd
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: [SELFKILL]
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Warmup]: ok we take forfeit
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: xd
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: forfeit
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: #1: never piss against the wind
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: #2: always bet on cheaters
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Countdown]: kuwra
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Countdown]: lick my alls
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Countdown]: balls
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Countdown]: u got engi?
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: kurwa jebane
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Countdown]: pls..
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Countdown]: fuck u
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: balllicckers
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [9:08]: 1 NIGHT IN IBIZA
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [9:06]: RIDJIS MOTEHR DRUNK
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [9:02]: #1: never piss against the wind
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [9:02]: #2: always bet on cheaters
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [9:02]: hf
[9:00]: The Doors are opening!!
cPl * kaMiLek CL [8:58]: :XD
[8:54]: Main blast door opening!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [8:13]: XD
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [7:48]: [SELFKILL]
MoB pedr RUSSIA [7:48]: gg nerds
[7:47]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:12
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: gg
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: [SELFKILL]
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Warmup]: xd
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: #1: never piss against the wind
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Countdown]: #2: always bet on cheaters
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [1:29]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [1:06]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [0:47]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [0:37]: [SELFKILL]
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:12)
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: gg
cPl * kaMiLek CL [Intermission]: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pedro
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: ii
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Intermission]: GOODGAME
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: pedro
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: roberto
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Intermission]: yaya stfu nerds
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: [SELFKILL]
cPl * kaMiLek CL [Countdown]: :XD
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [11:37]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [10:37]: [SELFKILL]
[9:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [9:37]: PENKSA
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [9:36]: GRZEGORZ
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cPl * kaMiLek CL [9:08]: :XD
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [8:55]: :D
MoB pedr RUSSIA [8:39]: laggy shit map
MoB pedr RUSSIA [8:39]: gay
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:06]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
MoB pedr RUSSIA [7:51]: :D
MoB pedr RUSSIA [7:49]: nice
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [7:26]: afk
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [7:18]: uuu
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [7:16]: pemplinski
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [7:15]: pedofil
MoB lebra [7:11]: pedobear
MoB pedr RUSSIA [7:00]: jestes gejem
MoB pedr RUSSIA [6:58]: pidar :)
cPl * kaMiLek CL [6:57]: :XD
cPl * kaMiLek CL [6:57]: :XD
cPl * kaMiLek CL [6:57]: :XD
[6:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:45
MoB pedr RUSSIA [Intermission]: gg shit time but ok
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [Warmup]: [SELFKILL]
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [5:17]: [SELFKILL]
MoB pedr RUSSIA [4:18]: NO HEAD EVEN WITH LOWER PING
MoB pedr RUSSIA [4:17]: POLAK LIFE
cPl * kaMiLek CL [3:53]: :XD
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [3:48]: [SELFKILL]
cPl * kaMiLek CL [3:32]: Xdddddddddddddd
[3:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [3:00]: AJAJA
[2:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [2:57]: W POZNANIU ZBRAKLO JAJA
cPl * kaMiLek CL [2:54]: gg shit time
MoB pedr RUSSIA [2:53]: yaya stfu nerd
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [2:52]: PEMPLINSKI SKACA, KURY PLACZA
MoB pedr RUSSIA [2:45]: ur mother is a cleaner anyway
MoB pedr RUSSIA [2:45]: np
cPl * kaMiLek CL [2:40]: y u mad
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [2:37]: UR MOTHER IS DRUNK ANYWAY
MoB pedr RUSSIA [2:35]: ye me mad
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [2:33]: ur mother is drunk anyway
MoB pedr RUSSIA [2:31]: but u poor
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [2:24]: [SELFKILL]
cPl * kaMiLek CL [2:13]: gib gib
cPl * kaMiLek CL [2:11]: gg shit time
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [1:33]: [SELFKILL]
[1:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
cPl * kaMiLek CL [1:09]: :XD
MoB kosov0 GENIUS [0:57]: [SELFKILL]
cPl * kaMiLek CL [0:19]: :XD
MoB pedr RUSSIA [0:18]: pwned?
MoB lebra [0:08]: pozdro
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:45)
cPl * kaMiLek CL [Intermission]: gg
^BcPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE [Intermission]: gg's
[Intermission]: cPl * kaMiLek CL disconnected
[Intermission]: cPl * ska disconnected
[Intermission]: cPl * Elviss NEWMOUSE disconnected

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