HirnloseAffen vs Afghanistan (3276 views)

de Kitt
de eclipsE
af BuNeD
af GirljZE
16.03.12 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 39 kills
Killing Spree [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 4 frags without being killed
Accountant [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 10 gibs
...and stay dead! [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 27 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 116 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hlA|eclipsE 256 damage per frag
What objective? [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 208 XP
Red Shirt hlA|eclipsE 47 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hlA|eclipsE 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 2 team kills
Gingerbread man [AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>1152083934100218624534841910/010/023/158/116010244
hlA|Kitt4166143410181796176200/01/412/202/21285225
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<12116529243001133503305180/01/127/121/211613845
[AFGHAN] 8943982921403371139185512090/012/162/1211/21359735
hlA|eclipsE321041547100534014874600/00/715/300/622710428
hlA|eclipsE321041547100534014874600/00/715/300/622710428
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>11311025225011238402190620/010/012/104/0//KK/KK/DDDKTK/KK/KK/KK/DKDKDKDKK/K/DKK/DKK/KKDK
hlA|Kitt25052000140000/00/46/110/1DDDDDK/DK//DDDDK/KKTDDDDDD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<106106171620072016190200/01/015/101/0KKK/KK/DKDK/XD/DKKKK/DKD/K/KKDKKDD
[AFGHAN] 8121647587022358564092620/011/433/315/1
hlA|eclipsE5070142800022500289700/00/714/160/4DDKDDDK/KDKD/DKDDDKDDKDDKDDDXDKDDKKDDDDKKKD
hlA|eclipsE5070142800022500289700/00/714/160/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>8551672004111248200/00/04/22/1/DK/KD/D/KKKK
hlA|Kitt1003866100390458400/01/03/22/1KKDK/KK/KDD/
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<8026450002509732180/00/14/10/1DKDDKKK//
[AFGHAN] 881151618300925251798180/01/111/54/3
hlA|eclipsE08080001310103700/00/00/60/1D/DDDDDD
hlA|eclipsE08080001310103700/00/00/60/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:>1604785301212938121290/00/07/32/0/K/KDKKDKKDTKK
hlA|Kitt3728380001892117800/00/03/70/0DDKDK/DKDDD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:<2663383100282567100/00/08/10/1KK/KKDKX/KKK
[AFGHAN] 15410819164015301026611290/00/018/112/1
hlA|eclipsE9261111002591940600/00/01/80/1D/DDKDD/DDDD
hlA|eclipsE9261111002591940600/00/01/80/1

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Player Chats
hlA|Kitt [Warmup]: not ready
hlA|Kitt [Warmup]: :D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: shoutout to Vazz <3
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: What is kitt doing :) ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: mouse issues
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: sorry for that
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: shoutout to Vazzzzzzzzzzzzz
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: =D
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: No problem :)
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: take your time
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: Shoutout: Miiiq<3 BoOk Sosji Aziz Aq Wedseck Gnome VaZz and THE HATERS
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: Shoutout: Miiiq<3 BoOk Sosji Aziz Aq Wedseck Gnome VaZz and THE HATERS
hlA|eclipsE [Countdown]: hope it will be good now
hlA|eclipsE [Countdown]: gl and hf
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: GL & hF
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [11:30]: *_*
[10:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:48]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
hlA|eclipsE [4:38]: kitt has mouse issues
hlA|eclipsE [4:33]: he cant fire
hlA|eclipsE [4:31]: prolly
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [4:22]: pause and try to fix it :/
hlA|eclipsE [3:41]: we tried for 2 hours now
hlA|Kitt [2:51]: sry thats shit
hlA|Kitt [2:45]: cant not fire
hlA|eclipsE [2:16]: forever alone =D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [2:13]: :D
hlA|Kitt [1:12]: after this round i quit
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [1:08]: ...
hlA|Kitt [1:08]: cause thats shit
hlA|eclipsE [0:59]: forever alone =D
hlA|eclipsE [0:58]: y
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [0:58]: :/
hlA|Kitt [0:57]: wat want to play 2 va 1?
hlA|Kitt [0:53]: srsly
hlA|Kitt [0:48]: cant shoot
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [0:26]: xDD
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [0:26]: Xd
[0:16]: hlA|Kitt disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: wait plz
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: he will try to fix
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Intermission]: k :)
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: what mouse does he have ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: dunno some 70euro mouse
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: lol
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: mine was 12 euro
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: Mine was 100 :D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: mine was free
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: :>
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: you've stolen it
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: :D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: :(
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: what's going on ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: dunno
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: cant hit heads lol
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: is your bro playing on laptop or desktop ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: desktop
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: he doesn't have any other mouse ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: dunno
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: You're not living in the same house ?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: no im 22 hes 24 lol
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: oh lol :D
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: he said it doesnt work
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: he has no clue
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: :s
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: whats now?
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: you win?
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: if u dont get 2sd
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Warmup]: yes
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: my xfire channel is empty
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: i will try irc
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: Ask him if he has another mouse
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: hope thats no prob if i get merc?
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: Should be a problem unless you take a high merc
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: shouldn't *
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: hm....
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: cant find someone
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: not even in irc
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: -.-
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: you win?
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: :/
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: i guess yes :S
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: im sorry for that but dunno what else to do
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: Yeah that's not neither your or you bro fault
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: wait have one
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: name ?
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: nick*
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: parA i guess
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: its my clanleader
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: k :)
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: no not para
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: mitja
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: i guess lol
hlA|eclipsE [Warmup]: dunno who he is but okay
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: no no
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: oh nvm k
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:43]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:43]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
hlA|eclipsE [9:20]: lol
hlA|Kitt [9:19]: lol wrong button :D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [9:19]: fail
[9:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:57
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: xD
hlA|Kitt [Intermission]: :p no warmup
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: without ts its shit =D
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: xd
hlA|Kitt [Intermission]: yep and me no warmup :<
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Warmup]: fortunatly for us you have not warmed up mitja :D
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: Shoutout: Miiiq<3 BoOk Sosji Aziz Aq Wedseck Gnome VaZz and THE HATERS
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [Countdown]: Shoutout: Miiiq<3 BoOk Sosji Aziz Aq Wedseck Gnome VaZz and THE HATERS
hlA|Kitt [Countdown]: shoutout para
[3:09]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
hlA|Kitt [0:52]: ggwp
hlA|eclipsE [0:39]: would like to play against you again
[0:29]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[AFGHAN] GirljZE.:< [0:20]: np just challenge us on esl :)
hlA|eclipsE [0:19]: with proper mice
hlA|Kitt [0:06]: :DD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:57)
hlA|eclipsE [Intermission]: v55
[Intermission]: hlA|eclipsE disconnected
[AFGHAN] B|_|NeD.:> [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: hlA|:DDD disconnected

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