Keelhauler vs Obey us fuck you (2117 views)
m1tja
timbolina
LORDI 
Lullaby Vyjiii Metsuri 
13.05.13 18:30 CEST
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | t1mja | 52 kills |
| Killing Spree | noob | 5 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | t1mja | 108% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | noob | 8 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | noob | 18% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | t1mja | 52 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | noob | 9 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | m1tja | 168 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | luna | 237 damage per frag |
| What objective? | t1mja | 309 XP |
| Red Shirt | noob | 62 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | nigger | 10 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | t1mja | 191 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | t1mja | 6 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | noob | 16 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
| [11:00]: | t1mja connected |
| [10:56]: | m1tja connected |
| [10:56]: | t1mja Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced! |
| [10:51]: | m1tja Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced! |
| [10:49]: | m1tja connected |
| [10:48]: | lrd connected |
| [10:44]: | m1tja Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced! |
| [10:41]: | nigger connected |
| [10:39]: | luna connected |
| [10:36]: | [GTV]timbolina connected |
| [10:33]: | m1tja connected |
| [10:31]: | lrdcalled a vote. |
| [10:29]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to adlernest) |
| [10:27]: | noob connected |
| lrd [10:27]: | fu |
| [10:21]: | lunacalled a vote. |
| [10:20]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
| [10:17]: | m1tjacalled a vote. |
| [10:16]: | *** Level Restarted! *** |
| [10:16]: | Vote passed! |
| lrd [10:16]: | na it started alrdy |
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| [10:16]: | *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19 |
| nigger [Warmup]: | eikä servu vaihtunu |
| nigger [Warmup]: | gg |
| lrd [Warmup]: | :D |
| t1mja [Countdown]: | rup luna |
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| lrd [10:53]: | xDD |
| [10:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| nigger [10:37]: | oon ihan seipääs |
| [10:33]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| lrd [10:30]: | mä kirvees |
| [10:23]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| lrd [10:02]: | WTF |
| lrd [10:00]: | I DIDNT TAEK IT |
| m1tja [9:58]: | xD |
| [9:51]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| lrd [9:48]: | 3 deaths by 3 nades |
| nigger [9:47]: | dunno |
| nigger [9:46]: | :D |
| lrd [9:46]: | gg nice game |
| nigger [9:43]: | good nading |
| [9:41]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [8:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [8:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| lrd [7:43]: | :D |
| t1mja [7:17]: | yo lordi |
| t1mja [7:16]: | dont die |
| lrd [7:12]: | :D |
| nigger [7:07]: | lol |
| nigger [7:06]: | lordi |
| [7:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| lrd [7:01]: | soz4ownage |
| m1tja [5:56]: | omfg |
| [5:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| m1tja [5:52]: | this timbolina lowest guy ever |
| lrd [5:50]: | :D |
| [5:43]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [5:39]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [5:39]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [5:25]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| nigger [5:25]: | lol timbo losing with testi |
| nigger [5:24]: | all offies |
| t1mja [5:12]: | m1tja sick player |
| t1mja [3:53]: | nice aim lordi |
| t1mja [3:48]: | on a skill of 1 to penis u have aim ballsack |
| lrd [3:44]: | :D |
| t1mja [3:24]: | xDDDDDD |
| t1mja [3:21]: | truck isnt obj |
| t1mja [3:18]: | cap flag for better time |
| nigger [2:51]: | lol |
| nigger [2:48]: | dolphin lfet |
| lrd [2:16]: | fucking mtija low fops |
| [2:09]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:50 |
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| [Intermission]: | *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19 |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | m1tja best slovenian player atm imo :) |
| lrd [Warmup]: | :) |
| lrd [Warmup]: | only slovenian player |
| luna [Warmup]: | can you guys shut up _ |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | and jizzlord |
| luna [Warmup]: | ? |
| nigger [Warmup]: | btw |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | rup nigger |
| nigger [Warmup]: | any of you guys know shoot |
| nigger [Warmup]: | JE |
| nigger [Warmup]: | that guy |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | the dutchie? |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | metsuri u r drunk rup |
| nigger [Warmup]: | "izibash" shootje " |
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| lrd [9:34]: | :D |
| [9:00]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:58]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| lrd [8:22]: | xD |
| m1tja [8:22]: | omfg |
| m1tja [8:20]: | thsi ugys |
| nigger [7:58]: | omfg |
| nigger [7:53]: | mitja got full |
| t1mja [7:49]: | xD |
| m1tja [7:48]: | like u |
| nigger [7:36]: | im leaning on right barrels |
| nigger [7:31]: | engi |
| lrd [7:19]: | soz4ownage |
| noob [7:06]: | Xd |
| lrd [7:04]: | soz4ownage |
| [7:02]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [6:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:28]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| nigger [6:11]: | vedätkö kamaa lordi? |
| lrd [6:07]: | en |
| nigger [6:04]: | luulin et vedät |
| lrd [5:59]: | kui |
| [5:57]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| m1tja [5:57]: | infg |
| nigger [5:46]: | luulin |
| t1mja [5:17]: | xDDDD |
| lrd [5:16]: | TIMBO TAPPED OUIT |
| m1tja [5:14]: | dat stuck |
| nigger [5:07]: | what was your sty? |
| t1mja [5:01]: | 30 |
| [4:17]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| lrd [4:03]: | :D |
| [3:21]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [3:20]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [3:06]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [2:15]: | The Depot Fence has been destroyed. |
| luna [2:12]: | :D |
| luna [2:12]: | :D |
| [1:58]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [1:53]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [1:52]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| nigger [1:45]: | lol |
| [1:39]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| nigger [0:42]: | niggers took it |
| nigger [0:41]: | gg |
| m1tja [0:34]: | NERD TOOK IT DIDNT |
| lrd [0:31]: | playing with 2 imbecils gg |
| t1mja [0:21]: | lordi low |
| nigger [0:15]: | playing with one armed guy and some lullaby lol |
| m1tja [0:13]: | playing with 1 braindead and with 1 braindamaged gg |
| lrd [0:13]: | :D |
| noob [0:06]: | XD |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:50) |
| nigger [Intermission]: | see |
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| noob [Warmup]: | got rolled by luna |
| noob [Warmup]: | rofl |
| noob [Warmup]: | cu |
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| [9:06]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| lrd [9:06]: | 'new offi in gamestv, pause and bet' |
| lrd [9:06]: | xDDD |
| lrd [9:06]: | fucking mitja |
| [9:05]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| noob [9:06]: | ?? |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| lrd [9:06]: | he paused to bet at gtv |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| lrd [9:06]: | fkcingn erd |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| lrd [9:06]: | :DD |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [9:06]: | FIGHT! |
| nigger [9:06]: | what |
| lrd [9:03]: | jep |
| t1mja [8:58]: | m1tja spawns 3 btw |
| t1mja [8:55]: | 3 33 |
| [8:41]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| [7:33]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| [7:21]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
| [7:21]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| noob [7:20]: | kanker random hs |
| nigger [7:18]: | :D |
| nigger [6:57]: | 42 |
| nigger [6:55]: | 32 |
| nigger [6:54]: | tai 1 |
| nigger [6:53]: | respa |
| nigger [6:52]: | gg |
| lrd [6:50]: | :D |
| lrd [6:04]: | xd |
| nigger [5:59]: | sometimes |
| nigger [5:32]: | :D |
| lrd [5:31]: | :D |
| lrd [5:31]: | soz4ownage |
| nigger [5:29]: | mitä vittua |
| nigger [5:16]: | ammuin 3kutii 2 hedyy yhe bodii ja kuolin |
| lrd [5:14]: | :D |
| nigger [5:10]: | random shotil |
| nigger [5:08]: | sit kuolen |
| nigger [5:07]: | olin vaa |
| nigger [5:06]: | gg |
| lrd [5:06]: | :D |
| t1mja [4:59]: | spawnway |
| lrd [4:55]: | :D |
| m1tja [4:10]: | xD |
| [3:51]: | Main blast door opening! |
| lrd [3:49]: | :D |
| [3:46]: | Main blast door closing! |
| lrd [2:34]: | :D |
| lrd [2:27]: | :D |
| lrd [2:25]: | xd |
| lrd [2:23]: | xDd |
| [2:23]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| lrd [2:19]: | vitu hyä |
| nigger [2:17]: | t;; on ehkä paskin mappi ever |
| lrd [2:14]: | pars |
| noob [2:05]: | good map btw |
| m1tja [1:46]: | D |
| luna [1:43]: | :D |
| m1tja [1:37]: | n1 try to troll |
| m1tja [1:36]: | :P |
| nigger [1:33]: | :( |
| nigger [1:33]: | :( |
| nigger [1:32]: | :( |
| nigger [1:32]: | :( |
| nigger [1:32]: | :( |
| nigger [1:32]: | :( |
| nigger [1:32]: | :( |
| lrd [1:31]: | :D |
| lrd [0:55]: | :D |
| nigger [0:54]: | 2 down |
| nigger [0:53]: | gg |
| nigger [0:52]: | we won |
| [0:51]: | Main blast door opening! |
| lrd [0:40]: | :D |
| lrd [0:38]: | gg |
| nigger [0:36]: | gg |
| lrd [0:31]: | mitja highest dmg WTF |
| nigger [0:27]: | wtf' |
| nigger [0:22]: | maype we fullhold also |
| lrd [0:21]: | :D |
| nigger [0:21]: | by camping |
| nigger [0:16]: | like you pussies |
| lrd [0:12]: | xD |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
| lrd [Intermission]: | my second name is adlernest |
| noob [Intermission]: | hoe kan je nou zo slecht zijn |
| noob [Intermission]: | als jou timon |
| lrd [Intermission]: | na just kidding its juhani |
| m1tja [Intermission]: | close1 |
| lrd [Intermission]: | GG |
| noob [Intermission]: | echt drama dit |
| t1mja [Intermission]: | ik stond 5 minuten afk kanker nerd |
| noob [Intermission]: | kerel |
| t1mja [Intermission]: | hahahaha |
| noob [Intermission]: | jij bent wel zo slecht |
| noob [Intermission]: | :XD |
| t1mja [Intermission]: | check replay maar |
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| t1mja [Warmup]: | debieltje |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | carrying hard |
| lrd [Warmup]: | ye timbo was just standing still |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | xDDDDD |
| lrd [Warmup]: | it was 2v3 for some mins |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | vyjiii low |
| noob [Warmup]: | timbo :XDD |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | xDDDDD |
| noob [Warmup]: | pukkel klop |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | u couldnt do 2o3 |
| noob [Warmup]: | :XD |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | GG |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | me and lordi 2 stronk |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | m1tja overpowered |
| noob [Warmup]: | die foto is dat met je autistische zuzje? |
| noob [Warmup]: | op fb? |
| noob [Warmup]: | :XD |
| noob [Warmup]: | zusje* |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | zou maar even naar school gaan als ik jou was vmbo studentje :XD |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | tails btw |
| lrd [Warmup]: | HEADS |
| noob [Warmup]: | 40uur contract |
| noob [Warmup]: | :XDD |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | geen diploma |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | XDDDDD |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | verder studeren lukte niet helemaal of wel |
| noob [Warmup]: | 1e monteur 2 e monteur airco apk |
| noob [Warmup]: | X:D:D:D:D:D::D |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | arbeider XDDDDD |
| noob [Warmup]: | timnbo00000 |
| noob [Warmup]: | :XDDDDDDDDDDD |
| noob [Warmup]: | pUKKEL HOOOOOFD |
| noob [Warmup]: | HAHAHAHAHHAAH |
| noob [Warmup]: | p:xdDDD |
| lrd [Warmup]: | heads |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | zwijg monteurtje |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | ca n we just plaz |
| m1tja [Warmup]: | boring game |
| noob [Warmup]: | wat zal jij een zuur leven hebben met zoon hoofd |
| noob [Warmup]: | :XDDDDDDD |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | "zoon" |
| noob [Warmup]: | hahhahahahahahha |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | zal jij veel inkomsten hebben als monteurtje zonder diploma |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | hahahahahahaha |
| lrd [Warmup]: | maplist: b4 deli goldrush ice beach frostbite |
| lrd [Warmup]: | b4 out |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | straalt er van af dat je iq niet al te hoog is |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | en nu shhh we moeten even 2v3 pwnen |
| noob [Warmup]: | tl / niveau 3 , 1400 p m |
| noob [Warmup]: | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | 1400 xDDDDDD |
| noob [Warmup]: | jiojk bent wel zoon grote gfrap |
| noob [Warmup]: | alles |
| noob [Warmup]: | ben 19 |
| noob [Warmup]: | hHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| noob [Warmup]: | DIE TIMON |
| lrd [Warmup]: | vyjii timbo stfu both lets play friendly enemy territory offical gaming war 3rd decider map |
| noob [Warmup]: | lelijke kanker drol |
| noob [Warmup]: | hahahahhaha |
| t1mja [Warmup]: | ahh knuppeltje |
| lrd [Warmup]: | OH didnt realize we havent played 2nd round |
| noob [Warmup]: | hgahahahhahahahah |
| lrd [Warmup]: | xDDDDDD |
| noob [Countdown]: | timbo mjonge wat ben jij een grap dat die woorden uit zoon stumpertje komt |
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| noob [9:58]: | kneusie van de klas |
| noob [9:58]: | HAHAHAHAHHA |
| [9:00]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| [8:58]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| lrd [8:57]: | mom called |
| luna [8:57]: | are you fucking kidding me _ |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| lrd [8:57]: | "kuwra pyton jij clocl slovaki slyk morpo' |
| lrd [8:57]: | sounds like that |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| nigger [8:57]: | how is slovakia doing |
| lrd [8:57]: | press f1 he is afk |
| nigger [8:57]: | in icehockety |
| [8:57]: | lrdcalled a vote. |
| noob [8:57]: | maar timbo je heb nog steeds geen antwoord gegeven is dat je autistische zusje op die foto van je fb? :XDDDDDDD |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
| noob [8:57]: | ja toch ? |
| noob [8:57]: | :X:DD::D:D:X:D:D |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Vote FAILED! (MUTE m1tja) |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
| t1mja [8:57]: | stil eens even monteurtje |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
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| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [8:57]: | FIGHT! |
| noob [8:43]: | gg |
| noob [8:41]: | im full |
| nigger [8:24]: | tg |
| nigger [8:16]: | -:D |
| luna [8:03]: | sorry guys g2g |
| nigger [8:02]: | didnot know you can camp like that |
| lrd [8:02]: | gg |
| [8:02]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 1:57 (original: 10:00) |
| t1mja [Intermission]: | close |
| [Intermission]: | luna disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | t1mja disconnected |
| lrd [Intermission]: | got 3rd |
| [Intermission]: | nigger disconnected |
| m1tja [Intermission]: | ¸wtf |
| m1tja [Intermission]: | 2-2 |
| [Intermission]: | noob disconnected |
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| lrd [Warmup]: | wtf |
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