SSTAT vs robertdonkeys (2416 views)
03.01.14 22:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | SSTAT WARRIOR | 31 kills |
Killing Spree | SSTAT late:D | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | SSTAT late:D | 90% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | RD Purska<3 | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | RD Purska<3 | 73% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | SSTAT WARRIOR | 28 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | RD FKPKPaTkitten | 3 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | SSTAT late:D | 175 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | RD Purska<3 | 277 damage per frag |
What objective? | SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD | 216 XP |
Red Shirt | SSTAT WARRIOR | 46 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | RD FKPKPaTkitten | 7 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD | 208 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | SSTAT late:D | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | SSTAT WARRIOR | 14 /kills |
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RD froxe [Warmup]: | v32 |
RD froxe [Warmup]: | letsgoapriiiiiiiii |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | fatcat |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | FOCK OFF |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | BIGH LOW |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | OMFG |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | GO SMOKE UR SHIT |
RD Purska<3 [9:58]: | BITCG' |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:45]: | angermanagement yes? |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:39]: | STFU |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:38]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: | :----D |
[8:36]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:37]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:59]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
RD Purska<3 [6:59]: | WAZZZAAAPA? |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | So |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: | 999 |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | cutting off the alcohol yet? |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | or the coke |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | sisa |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: | STFU FAT CAt |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | whatever |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: | i wanan kill u |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
RD Purska<3 [6:59]: | water? |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: | i joke mate :) |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: | ::::::DDDDDDDDDDDD |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:59]: | FIGHT! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:41]: | :----D |
[3:19]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:00]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[2:52]: | Main blast door opening! |
[1:59]: | Main blast door closing! |
SSTAT late:D [1:57]: | mitääääää!!! |
[1:57]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[1:38]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:21 |
RD Purska<3 [Intermission]: | PASKA AIKA VITTU |
RD froxe [Intermission]: | ala |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | so, still full of rage? |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | yea |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | you'll learn. you have to. |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | or you probably get killed. |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | by what |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: | by raging drughead on street |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: | after u yell him gtfo |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
[6:52]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[5:23]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: | Soooooooooooooooooooo |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: | phone |
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:23]: | lal i m always laggin like shit |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: | late |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: | that must be part of ur madness |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: | speclock, our spec might come |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: | good, good, making progress here. |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Axis team locked from spectators by RD froxe |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:23]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:23]: | FIGHT! |
[4:23]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:58 (original: 8:21) |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Intermission]: | How does this great victory effect |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | laggin |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | u cannot change like that all the time |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | U CANNOT WHINE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | ::::D |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | ertS is our mate :) |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | I. Am. God. |
ertS*** [Warmup]: | who won 1st? |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | you |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | SSTAT OFC |
ertS*** [Warmup]: | manager |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | anger management :D! |
ertS*** [Countdown]: | :P |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: | good work bro! |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:45]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:40]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: | pls |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: | i get it easy lol |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: | u cannot make it |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
RD froxe [9:40]: | soz |
RD froxe [9:40]: | :D |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
ertS*** [9:40]: | paus |
[9:40]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:40]: | FIGHT! |
RD Purska<3 [9:40]: | shhh |
[9:32]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[9:32]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[9:31]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:20]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:12]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:01]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:58]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
RD Purska<3 [8:55]: | HOW COME |
RD Purska<3 [8:51]: | DAT LUCK |
SSTAT late:D [8:46]: | luck? |
[8:41]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
RD Purska<3 [8:41]: | YEAH :d |
[8:35]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:18]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:04]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:55 |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | we are ownin hard |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | :o |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | FATCAT focking mad |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | :S |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | FURIOUS! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | even the smoke cant pull out your madness |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | actually im laughing |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | how about you |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | you'll need a brain operation soon |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | dead inside? |
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: | ready up nigas |
ertS*** [Warmup]: | [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: | :----D |
ertS*** [Warmup]: | [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
ertS*** [Warmup]: | [Franc] but i think i am the most :) :D! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Countdown]: | [15:53] <Fruits-Apricot> why teh fock are oyufocking mad focking retarded cunt no life of shit wtfis ur problem i wanna betyo utzq fs fsql mf QSDf FOSCKQFSQ |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
[3:12]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[2:59]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
RD Purska<3 [2:59]: | :::d:ddD:D::D |
[2:24]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[2:24]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[2:00]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:44]: | kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special |
[0:43]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:41]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:41]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:39]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:39]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: | :----D |
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: | :----D |
RD Purska<3 [0:34]: | dat luck |
[0:33]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
RD Purska<3 [0:26]: | u made it when we killed u at the same point |
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:21]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
[0:10]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[0:10]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
SSTAT late:D [0:10]: | gg |
[0:05]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: | I dont know whats wrong |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:55) |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | 3hs |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | haha |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | :D! |
RD Purska<3 [Intermission]: | FFS.. |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: | but you are unhit or something |
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: | :S |
ertS*** [Intermission]: | fins |
ertS*** [Intermission]: | :P |
[Intermission]: | RD Purska<3 disconnected |
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