LIKE A BOSS vs cat in a hat (4630 views)

be snipi
be ChilAx
be aNGER
be eron
be Jerreuh
be r4pZ
fi rsp
fi hazz
no sinche
nl Freddy
fi tOMBA
nl woott


CF ET Spring Cup 2014
Upper Bracket Round 1
03.04.14 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BOSS|ZPAR 96 kills
Killing Spree BOSS|ZPAR 7 frags without being killed
Accountant BOSS|ZPAR 141% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BOSS|ERON 39 gibs
...and stay dead! BOSS|ERON 59% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BOSS|ZPAR 90 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BOSS|ANGER 54 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ='.'= hazz 153 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ='.'= Sinche 236 damage per frag
What objective? BOSS|ZPAR 523 XP
Red Shirt ='.'= woott 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ='.'= woott 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BOSS|ZPAR 202 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ='.'= Sinche 9 team kills
Gingerbread man ='.'= woott 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
='.'- rsp70424578110131411166119433250/013/939/478/10196146410
='.'= Sinche5341946875091610253132164150/04/951/450/1722315236
='.'= woott432904091121127718883743380/00/331/456/1418091312
='.'= hazz91371808720131411561102722870/028/812/4639/2114511757
='.'= tOMBA89401788812012514326111353760/06/559/5612/818412766
='.'= Freddy5533142761414177766117973700/03/139/354/2418515346
='.'67223634351073421113622606673721110/054/1231/3569/2418613148
BOSS|ZPAR13752396681023915135134622130/03/690/426/1115819275
BOSS|CHILAX6946949711604139431111372750/07/843/423/10192157610
BOSS|SNIPI7740555701914198749111753040/05/1152/312/1115915757
BOSS|JERRE573344985181319889694234870/00/1240/447/918211048
BOSS|ERON9339966703917151211481987570/02/1239/3025/1218411545
BOSS|ANGER10044979782513181320495076170/019/68/4054/1916712056
BOSS|88257939444212762493675296290226530/036/6272/4097/1917414257
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp637412192120256729231980/01/49/154/1DDDKDDXDDDDDKDKDDTKKKDKDKKKDTDSDKDK
='.'= Sinche3794924101322613385890/00/210/160/3KDDDDKDDDTDD/KDKDD/K/DDKDDKDDKDDKD
='.'= woott1675425200512792622990/00/02/142/6//KDD/DDD/DDKDDDDDD/DDDDDKKDD
='.'= hazz10487242380023073259200/09/20/1315/7KDK/KKDKDDDKDKDKKKKDKDDDDDKKDKDK/KKKDKDKDKXKDKDD
='.'= tOMBA100841717600525132605720/04/112/91/2KKDKK/K//DKDKKKKKK/DDDDKD/KDDDKKKD
='.'= Freddy66521218900415822677690/01/111/80/6D/KD/DD/KKKK/DDKDDDXKKKDDKDKDKD
='.'644667812628131913275168045270/015/1044/7522/25
BOSS|ZPAR266132249110132422412260/00/020/64/3XKKDKKXKKKKKDKKDK/KKKKKKKDKKDKDDKSK
BOSS|CHILAX751111216400423362468360/00/312/80/2/DDXKDKDDKDKK/KKDKKKDDK/D/KDD
BOSS|SNIPI1421072014902422822264570/04/217/71/2XDKK//KKKDDKK/TKDKKKDDKK/TKKKKDDKDKKD
BOSS|JERRE737414194020265821581910/00/312/114/6KDKTDTKDDKKDKKDDDKXDKDDDDDDDKDDKKKKD
BOSS|ERON122109221819033376719852920/00/516/59/5KTKTDKDDKDTKDDKKDDDK/KKDK/DKDKK/KKDKKKKDKKD
BOSS|ANGER78641519501425191988600/06/20/910/7DXK/TDKDKKKXDDDKDKKKK/K/KKDD/DXDKDDDKD
BOSS|1265971079542181616804132756620/010/1577/4628/25

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp6673812300316211509360/00/25/63/1DDD/KKDDK/KKDDK/KKDD
='.'= Sinche70597100021131119161020/00/19/40/4DKKDDDTTKKDKDKD/DKD
='.'= woott564291610051615148500/00/26/81/1/KDKKDDD/K/K/KDD/KKDKDDDD
='.'= hazz716110141015164113511240/05/00/84/2/KDKKKKKDKKKDK/D//DXDT/DDD
='.'= tOMBA11863131110032341155300/00/110/83/2/KXXKKKDDKK/KK/KKKDXKDKDDDD
='.'= Freddy40436153122143724231380/00/05/63/7/DKTDTDKDDDK/DKSKDXDKDDD
='.'703415378915199966102374000/05/635/4014/17
BOSS|ZPAR172861911611025981936540/02/116/62/3DKDDKKDKKKKDKKDDDXTKKDKKKDKKSKKK
BOSS|CHILAX3545514202316552082640/02/15/80/3DDDDD/DD/DTKKD/KDTDKXK
BOSS|SNIPI61638131114125217681070/00/29/50/1TDDS/K//KDKD/KDKKKDDKD
BOSS|JERRE4758817510713431436400/00/06/62/1/KK/D/DDK//DDDKDD/DKKS/KK
BOSS|ERON60646104022156916002110/00/24/34/4/KKDDXDTDDK/DKXDTKKD
BOSS|ANGER1006412125015182011441390/03/00/710/3KX/KDDKKTKDKKX////KKXDDDKDKK
BOSS|7938058772337211023799666150/07/640/3518/15
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp72771318300419972130510/05/17/101/2KKD/KDDKDDDDKKDDK/KKDKKK//DKDDD
='.'= Sinche46897152050162828801670/01/211/70/5KDDDKDDTXKDKDDKKKDTDTDDTDDTD
='.'= woott7079710300210681468360/00/07/70/1DDDKDKKDKK//DDKDK
='.'= hazz7567912101115261711630/01/15/74/2DDDDKKDDXTDDKDK/DKKDKKK
='.'= tOMBA596213220004292429651140/01/011/201/1KDDDK/DDDKDKDKD/K/DDKDKXK/XKDDDKKXDDXKD
='.'= Freddy4292614100317442606720/01/05/100/1KK/DDDDKDD/KD/DDDKDK
='.'61466559110061410887137605030/09/446/616/12
BOSS|ZPAR146991913100236312798180/00/219/90/0K/DKKKKKDKDKK/DXKDKKDDKDKKDKKKDKD
BOSS|CHILAX1091011211502317641655890/03/29/62/0DKK/KKKKKKDKKKDDKDTDD/T/D
BOSS|SNIPI12291119300516891279180/00/011/30/2K/KKKKDKKXDK/K///DKKD
BOSS|JERRE5648916201517291629620/00/35/100/0//DKKKK/DKDDTDDKDXDDKXDD/K/K
BOSS|ERON63501219311422051727620/01/38/93/2DDDKDDDDDDKKTKDDDK//KK/KK/KDSKDK
BOSS|ANGER1551241494002274217991340/02/15/56/1KKKDKD/KKKDKKD/DKKKKKDD
BOSS|109513777718142113760108873830/06/1157/4211/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp8188911201318571741220/03/17/40/3DKDKKTDKDKD/DDDK/KKK/
='.'= Sinche335651510071934187500/01/04/80/2/DDKD/DDXKK/DKD////DKX
='.'= woott785711145114251512471670/00/08/82/0KDK//KD/DKTDK/DKDDKKSDKKKD
='.'= hazz13898181341042652181900/05/27/64/1DSKKK/KKKXKKDKDKD/KKDKK/DKK/KKDD
='.'= tOMBA1359623174017332813021000/00/018/96/1KDKKD/KK/K/KKKKKKDKDDDK/KKK/DXD/KKK/DKKTKD
='.'= Freddy1127598101412871085430/00/010/30/1DKKDDKK/DKK/TKK/K/
='.'9647075781724291357390693320/09/354/3812/8
BOSS|ZPAR82821417000424793024760/00/014/110/1K/DDKDDKKDDKKKDKK/KK/DKD/DDDDKK
BOSS|CHILAX4165717000211792371500/00/26/111/2DKDDDDKKD/DDKDDKD/KKDDDD
BOSS|SNIPI2547416300210622672180/00/44/80/2DKDD/DDK/DKDDDKDDDDD
BOSS|JERRE4674613300011251841720/00/26/90/1DDKDDDDKDDDKDKDKDKD
BOSS|ERON665769500010031404400/01/03/70/1KDKDDDDKDKDDKKD
BOSS|ANGER62100101640052221226100/02/13/65/3KKDDKDDDKKK/KDK/KD//DK/DDD
BOSS|5442547881500139069135732560/03/936/526/10
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp536771300031653228200/03/04/80/0/DDDDDDD/DKKKDD/KKKK
='.'= Sinche73751115101215881895390/01/311/60/3DDDKKDDKKKT/KDKDK/DKDKDDKDD
='.'= woott233741710067111552360/00/13/41/6DDKDDX/DK/DK/DDK/DD//D
='.'= hazz82391417200017311893870/06/20/108/5DKKDDDKKDKKDDDDDKKKDKDKDKDDKDKD
='.'= tOMBA5050612100220351767720/01/23/70/1/DKKD/KDDDKDDDDKDK
='.'= Freddy3548514000212392124400/00/04/61/6DDDDKDDDKKKD/DKDD/D
='.'533164788501158957115132740/011/825/4110/21
BOSS|ZPAR18795158002121791840390/01/216/40/2KK/KDKKKDXKDKTKDDKKKDKKTKD
BOSS|CHILAX8510167400111861416360/01/05/30/3/DKDKKDKDKDKD
BOSS|SNIPI1007288201117751790680/01/27/41/2XKDDTDKKD/DDKKKKKD
BOSS|JERRE6142813300514311438360/00/37/41/1KKKDDK/DK/K/K//DDKDDD
BOSS|ERON177921694014235810071520/00/18/45/0K/KKKK/KDXK/KK/KTKDKDKKDKKD
BOSS|ANGER1336020155110258414662450/04/20/817/5KKDKTDKKSKDKKDDKKKKDDKDDKXKDKDDKXKDKKD
BOSS|12446273601815121151389575760/07/1043/2724/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
='.'- rsp1004588000114711358180/01/17/40/3KDDKKKDDKKDK/KXDD
='.'= Sinche874678000315311265180/01/16/40/0DKK//DKDDKK/KKD
='.'= woott5505900050000/00/05/40/0/DK/K/KDK/KD/D
='.'= hazz6219584012938906130/02/10/24/4KKDDDXK/K/DTKDD
='.'= tOMBA66466900041185943180/00/15/31/1D/KD/KK/KKDK/DD
='.'= Freddy572147001247788280/01/04/20/3KKDDK/TKD/DD
='.'7117735494021756025354750/05/427/195/11
BOSS|ZPAR502951020011006145200/00/15/60/2DKDKDD/DDKDDKDK
BOSS|CHILAX116467610001311114500/01/06/60/0KDKDKDKKDDDKK
BOSS|SNIPI402541010036891402360/00/14/40/2DKKKD/DDDD/KD/
BOSS|JERRE5738471002610921860/00/14/40/0/DD/DKKDDKK
BOSS|ERON8027454002121247500/00/10/24/0/KKDDDKK/
BOSS|ANGER114378720021318849390/02/00/56/0DKKDKK/DKDKKDK/
BOSS|762023245110010614662441610/03/419/2710/4

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Player Chats
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: hazz
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: go medic plz.
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: ty
BOSS|SNIPI [Warmup]: RUP
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: no u rup
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: HAZZ
BOSS|ZPAR [Countdown]: AVE MARIA
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:34]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:25
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
[9:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:23]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:15]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:09 (original: 9:25)
='.'= tOMBA [Warmup]: rup I want to watch some football tonight
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: ok
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: no interesting matches today
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: only this
='.'= Sinche [Warmup]: local leagues always give good matches
='.'= Sinche [Warmup]: :)
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: kom op anger
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: secundo
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: wacht
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: tactics :$
='.'= Sinche [Warmup]: now? why u no do this before?
BOSS|ZPAR [Warmup]: sec, tax
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: lol
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: because we are not a praccing team like you guys :)
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: why should we :S
='.'= Sinche [Warmup]: we barely play lol
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: no time
BOSS|SNIPI [11:21]: hihihihihihihihihi
[11:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:58]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:58]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[2:41]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:18
BOSS|SNIPI [Intermission]: facking hoer
='.'= Freddy [Intermission]: nee ik was het
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: 1 afk
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: kom op freddy
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: :DDDDD!
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: :DDDDD!
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: rup, i'll watch some footbal after this :)
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: wat???
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: :D
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: :D
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: :D
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: anderlecht?
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: ok jij hebt echt een goed geheugen :-)
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: sinche looking local soccer
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: :')
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: anderslecht
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: zot
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: nah
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: brugge <3
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: wij willen voetbal zien, anderlecht noem ik geen voetbal
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: xd
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: ja idd :d
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: belgisch voetbal
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: nl trainers overal
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: rofl
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: die worre gekicked
BOSS|CHILAX [Warmup]: wat nl trainers?
BOSS|SNIPI [Warmup]: bakkes aub
BOSS|JERRE [Warmup]: alle nl trainers zijn weg
BOSS|ANGER [Warmup]: lol die worden ontslagen :D
BOSS|ERON [Warmup]: Been & Van den Brom op dezelfden trein naar huis
BOSS|ANGER [Countdown]: xD
[8:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:28]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:20]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
BOSS|SNIPI [8:20]: TACS
BOSS|ANGER [8:20]: klag superhard
[8:20]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:20]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
='.'= Sinche [8:20]: wow such manners
[8:20]: FIGHT!
[8:14]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
BOSS|ANGER [8:14]: ?
BOSS|SNIPI [8:05]: hihihihihihihihihi
[7:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:25]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:10]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[4:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:07]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
BOSS|SNIPI [4:02]: hihihihihihihihihi
BOSS|JERRE [0:09]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:18)
='.'= Freddy [Warmup]: het is rup
='.'= hazz [Warmup]: shoutout inE
='.'= woott [Warmup]: shoutout ine
[7:52]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:44]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:57]: Main blast door opening!
[4:48]: Main blast door closing!
[4:19]: Main blast door opening!
[4:09]: Main blast door closing!
[4:08]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:08]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:08]: FIGHT!
[3:39]: Main blast door opening!
[3:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:52
[5:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:15]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
='.'= Sinche [3:05]: ggwp
BOSS|ERON [3:05]: gg
='.'= woott [3:03]: wp
='.'- rsp [3:02]: gg
BOSS|JERRE [3:01]: wp
BOSS|JERRE [3:00]: ty
[2:59]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: ='.'= woott disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:52 (original: 6:52)
[Intermission]: BOSS|JERRE disconnected
[Intermission]: ='.'- rsp disconnected
[Intermission]: BOSS|SNIPI disconnected
[Intermission]: ='.'= tOMBA disconnected
BOSS|CHILAX [Intermission]: gg
BOSS|ERON [Intermission]: daag
[Intermission]: ='.'= hazz disconnected
BOSS|CHILAX [Intermission]: /quit
BOSS|CHILAX [Intermission]: oeie
[Intermission]: BOSS|ANGER disconnected
[Intermission]: BOSS|CHILAX disconnected
[Intermission]: BOSS|ZPAR disconnected
[Intermission]: BOSS|ERON disconnected

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