Valkyrie vs cat in a hat (4980 views)

pt nomearod
pt silver
pt To Madeira
pt torako
pt uTk
pt takerj
fi maza
fi hazz
no sinche
nl Freddy
fi tOMBA
nl woott
16.04.14 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth CatInAHat tOMBA 99 kills
Killing Spree valk torako 10 frags without being killed
Accountant CatInAHat tOMBA 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! CatInAHat tOMBA 43 gibs
...and stay dead! valk To Madeira 67% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning CatInAHat tOMBA 78 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! CatInAHat hazz 38 SPAM kills
Fragstealer CatInAHat woott 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! valk sou o uTk 228 damage per frag
What objective? CatInAHat maza 570 XP
Red Shirt valk $!LV3R. 99 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? valk $!LV3R. 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore valk To Madeira 160 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CatInAHat Freddy 8 team kills
Gingerbread man CatInAHat tOMBA 36 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CatInAHat maza107570888223022816762136602921/09/575/404/14190167512
CatInAHat hazz106451898429031713271101514590/028/524/5438/914912148
CatInAHat woott6240758931312311104883873220/01/639/443/181908976
CatInAHat Sinche93465717622032510718111272600/04/366/424/915114659
CatInAHat tOMBA110489998943163617558101117940/03/778/4324/817711275
CatInAHat Freddy844486576221833987695624790/02/165/316/1215212454
CatInAHat 932830470500152324170792336299826061/047/1347/3179/1216812767
valk $!LV3R.4327043991602108702123724240/02/837/706/10202125316
valk sou o uTk55295549817122210520107762550/014/107/5335/1019510937
valk nomearod60370599813021010751129221330/04/946/6911/9182132410
valk To Madeira6138254893601810477144681090/02/1149/534/1619416339
valk torako71433578011011710589145751930/03/355/430/15186182108
valk Takerj6332461961011221195914120330/11/554/536/1119614635
valk 5820743285601032989629987923311470/126/5248/5362/1119314349
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza55961120600428483136180/00/011/160/4DKKK//D/DDDDXDDDKXXD/KXDKDDDKKDKKKD
CatInAHat hazz715915213033218321103060/07/10/1411/3KDKDD/DDDDDK/KKKDKDDDDDTKKDKKDDKKKTT/KD
CatInAHat woott3489823200818912127540/00/07/111/6/K/D/DDDKD/D//K/DDDKXKDDDDKKDXDK/
CatInAHat Sinche808912151000219602396360/00/010/112/3DD/D/DDDDKKDKKKKKDDKDKDXKKKD
CatInAHat tOMBA153125231518024337722811770/01/018/96/2K/KKDKK/KKDKDKKK/KK/DDDDKDTTDKKKKKKKDKKD
CatInAHat Freddy561089165123121522801110/00/17/84/4D//DKK/DDKKKDKTKDDTDDDKKDDDS
CatInAHat 755667811044172413474143307020/08/253/6924/22
valk $!LV3R.52511019601418012158520/00/28/103/4KKKDXDKKD/KDK/T/DKDDDDK/DDDKDDD
valk sou o uTk81671316701420261594880/02/00/912/4D//KKDDKDDXK/KKDK/KKDTKKKDDDKDD
valk nomearod68751319600232942017500/00/210/123/3/DKKDDDKDKDDKDKDKKKKD/KDDDDDDDKK
valk To Madeira929613142901223672832310/00/214/80/3D/KKKDKKDDT/DKDKDKDKKXKDKDKDD
valk torako164902314501224042419130/00/024/90/3KTKDKKKKKKKKKDKDD/DDKKDKKDKDKDKKK/DDKK
valk Takerj8777141630062438245400/00/214/60/3/KDKDKDXK/KK//DKK/KDK/DKKDKDKDD
valk 91456869856042014330134742340/02/870/5418/20

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza1538723156008277221981260/04/218/31/2KDK/KK/K/KKKK/DDKKKKDK//K/DKK/KDKKDKKK
CatInAHat hazz83511518300318141821380/06/20/107/3K/KK/DKDDDDDDDKK/KKDKKKDDKDDDKKKD
CatInAHat woott264151920031217182200/00/12/61/9//DDDKDDDDK/DDDKDDDKDKDD
CatInAHat Sinche62781016100415862229360/01/39/90/1DDKK//KD/DKKDDDKK/KDDKKXDDD
CatInAHat tOMBA877214163013330617681370/00/19/136/0DKDDDK/DK/DK/KKKKDKXDKKDKDDTDKDK
CatInAHat Freddy93791516601521141910350/00/016/90/2KDKK/KDK/DKDD/TKDKK/KKDKK/KDDKDD
CatInAHat 844088210021022612809117483720/011/954/5015/17
valk $!LV3R.4348716300116152314140/00/16/111/3DDKDKDDKD/DDDKDDKDDKDKD
valk sou o uTk5261917200416451581340/05/10/104/1DDKDD/KDKD/DDDDK/KD/KDKKKD
valk nomearod1531012013400024532323360/02/314/84/2KDKKDKDKKDKKKDDKKKKDDDKKDKDDKKKDK
valk To Madeira68881319300122392144180/00/410/103/3KDDDDKDKDDK/DKKKDDDKDKDDKDDKDKDK
valk torako91801112200217422307720/01/010/70/3KK//KDDKDKKKDDKDKDKKDDD
valk Takerj93611415410220542140280/01/29/74/2DKKD/KDKKKDDDKK/DKDDKKDDKKKDSD
valk 83439749218101011748128092020/09/1149/5316/14
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza10615017165011039532943900/02/116/40/1K/DKKTKKDKK/K//KKKD///KDKKD/KKDK//
CatInAHat hazz161143211350023407240200/04/011/116/1K/KKXKDDKKKDDKD/KKDKKKKDKKKKDKDKDKD
CatInAHat woott668216243011230021667920/01/17/110/0KTK//DDDKDDDKKK//K/DKK/K/K//KK//KDDDK/KDD
CatInAHat Sinche110106211980083295277100/02/017/92/2KXKKKKKDK/DKKDDK/KDDK/DKDKDK/KK//DK/KKK/D
CatInAHat tOMBA10411923224001149812089180/00/119/64/4DDDKKKKK/KDKKK/KKDKK/D/KK/KKDK//K//KDDDK/K/KD
CatInAHat Freddy5875101730092109195600/00/010/80/0D/DKKKDKDKK//DKK////K/D/KDD
CatInAHat 10167510811128025220747138282000/09/380/4912/8
valk $!LV3R.3877718300115642960360/01/16/150/0XDDKDDDDDKDK/DKDKDDDDKDKDD
valk sou o uTk4059102530082345264900/01/41/128/1/KKDD/K/KKDKDDDDKD/DDDK//DD/KDDD/KD
valk nomearod3263825101417983128100/00/09/170/2TKDDDKD//DDKDDDDDKD/DKDK/DDDDDKDKD
valk To Madeira3882821100317653692420/01/37/110/1KDD/KDKDDDDDDD/DKDDDDKDK/KDKD
valk torako3787924200824834233540/00/09/100/5K/DDK//DKK/DDKDDK/DDKD/D/DKD/DDDK
valk Takerj6897172510063873408500/00/116/140/3/DDDKDKKDKDDDKDDKDK//DDKDDDKDKD/K/KK/KDKKK
valk 424655913811013013828207471420/03/948/798/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza752134000068056700/00/03/40/0DKKDDKD
CatInAHat hazz5019122001208269810/01/10/00/0KD/
CatInAHat woott20013210001641800/00/02/10/0XK/K
CatInAHat Sinche508240002397719760/00/02/20/0/KDKD/
CatInAHat tOMBA1501932200144427300/00/02/11/0K/KDK
CatInAHat Freddy100111110103501991090/00/02/10/0TKD
CatInAHat 1049112145015214320452660/01/111/91/0
valk $!LV3R.2051510102755371340/00/01/41/1DDDTDKD
valk sou o uTk33613000131940500/01/10/10/0DKD/
valk nomearod13330430001734620360/00/04/20/0KD/KKKD
valk To Madeira100411000023616000/00/01/10/1KXD
valk torako1002420000040715600/00/02/00/0KK
valk Takerj010400027426500/00/00/20/0D//D
valk 64709161014204521431700/01/18/101/2
Player Summary for missile_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza1311862922501557304203581/03/223/93/7DKKKDKKDKK/DDDDKK/K/KKXDDDKDTKDDKKK/KDKKDKKDDK/KKKKKK
CatInAHat hazz1331553224140064850295200/07/113/1612/1KDKDKDK/DKKDKDDKDKKDKDKKKDDDKKDKD/K/D/KKKK/KKKK/KKKKDKKD
CatInAHat woott12215727225116471022291760/00/221/131/3D/DKD/DK/KK/KS/KT/KXDKDKKDDDDKKKKKKKDKKKXKKDDKKXDKKDK
CatInAHat Sinche1231562117102830372266960/01/022/70/3KKK/DK/K/K/DDK/XKDKK/KKD/DKDDKKTKKDKK/TKK
CatInAHat tOMBA1131293329141315467128904620/01/528/117/2K/KDKDK//KKKDKDK/XKKTT/KXK/KDSKDTKXDKKK/KKKDK/DKK//D/K/K/KXXK/DKKDK/DK
CatInAHat Freddy130152262050413309724562240/02/027/31/5KDKK//KDKKK/K/K/KKK/KT//KTKKDKKKXKDKD/KKKKK/DTT///D
CatInAHat 1259351681344421153260951699610161/014/10134/5924/21
valk $!LV3R.387313342002273735831880/00/313/260/2DDKKDD/KDKDDKDDKDKKDKKDDKDDDDDDDDDD/DDDDDKDDDKD
valk sou o uTk5991193250043608409000/04/45/1910/3KDDKKDDDKKKDKKDKKDDDDDDDKDKDDDK/D/D/K/KDDKDKDDDDKDK
valk nomearod2979103420121828435410/02/35/274/2KKDD/DKD/DDDDDDDDKDDDKDKKDKKKDDDDDDDDDTDDDDDD
valk To Madeira55881629200130894936180/01/214/211/5DKDDKKDKD/KDDDDDDDDKKDDKDKDKKDKDKDDKDDDDKDKDD
valk torako37138924200328664572540/02/17/160/4KDDDDKDDDKKDDDKDDKD/DDD/DDKKDDK/D
valk Takerj3873123110042868456000/10/011/211/3DDDKDDKDDDDDKDKKDD/DDKD/K/KDDDDXKDD/DKKDDKDD
valk 435427918414011616996260952610/19/1355/13016/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CatInAHat maza1003055100177961300/00/04/40/0KDK/DDKDKK
CatInAHat hazz8324562002809597340/03/00/32/1DKK//DKDKKD
CatInAHat woott02504100116452400/00/20/20/0DXDD/
CatInAHat Sinche10028552011443746160/00/06/40/0KDTKKKDDKD/
CatInAHat tOMBA602535200277981000/01/02/30/0K/KK/DDD
CatInAHat Freddy662346200399176100/00/03/21/1//KK/DDDKK
CatInAHat 68155223110011039654051500/04/215/183/2
valk $!LV3R.711657100271082000/01/13/41/0DKDK/KK/DDKD
valk sou o uTk40112501115774571330/01/01/21/1KDDKD/ST
valk nomearod1002244000164448000/00/14/30/0KDX/KKKDD
valk To Madeira602435100178170400/00/03/20/3DDDKDKK/X
valk torako501436000268788800/00/23/10/0K/DKDK/DD
valk Takerj801545101265261650/00/04/31/0KDTDK/K/KD
valk 6710221323129405139651380/02/418/153/4

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Player Chats
CatInAHat woott [Warmup]: torako having problems?
valk Takerj [Warmup]: yes
valk Takerj [Warmup]: cgac doesnt play sound
CatInAHat Sinche [Warmup]: start cgac with compactivity mode
valk Takerj [Warmup]: and goes off 1 min later
valk $!LV3R. [Warmup]: hes rebooting tho
CatInAHat woott [Warmup]: this is taking quite a long time
valk nomearod [Warmup]: he back
valk nomearod [Warmup]: sry
valk $!LV3R. [Warmup]: hes coming
CatInAHat hazz [Warmup]: yay you got it right
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
CatInAHat Sinche [Countdown]: gl hf
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
valk nomearod [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
CatInAHat hazz [Countdown]: shoutout russel, specty and skeptator
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
valk $!LV3R. [Countdown]: gl hf
valk Takerj [Countdown]: shoutout ro stary
CatInAHat Sinche [14:58]: russer
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[14:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
CatInAHat woott [10:50]: shoutout russelini!
[10:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[9:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:23]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:36
[9:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:26]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:48 (original: 9:36)
valk nomearod [Intermission]: gg
valk Takerj [Intermission]: best server euw
valk $!LV3R. [Intermission]: gg
valk $!LV3R. [Countdown]: shoutout to agon neves inky!!
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:53]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[6:49]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:22]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
valk Takerj [11:06]: symbol Saturday, 12th April 2014 00:16 - no takerj no win
[11:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:04]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:00]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[9:55]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:04 (original: 12:00)
valk $!LV3R. [Intermission]: gg
[13:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[12:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:25]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
CatInAHat Sinche [11:40]: wathefuck
[11:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:35]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[6:28]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[6:25]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
valk nomearod [6:17]: wat
CatInAHat Sinche [2:11]: ill eat my cookies then
valk sou o uTk [1:44]: gg
valk Takerj [0:04]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
CatInAHat woott [Warmup]: shoutout joepie
valk Takerj [Warmup]: shoutout gamestv server hosting
[14:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[14:02]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[13:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:34]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[12:32]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[12:30]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
[12:09]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
CatInAHat Sinche [12:06]: gg
[12:05]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:54 (original: 15:00)
valk nomearod [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: valk torako disconnected
valk Takerj [Intermission]: gg wp
valk $!LV3R. [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: valk To Madeira disconnected
[Intermission]: valk sou o uTk disconnected
valk Takerj [Intermission]: thx 4 game
[Intermission]: valk $!LV3R. disconnected
[Intermission]: valk Takerj disconnected
[Intermission]: valk nomearod disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
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