esaihC vs bukkake Paradise 69 (2467 views)

12.04.14 16:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BUKKAKEP69FROXE 28 kills
Killing Spree BUKKAKEP69FROXE 6 frags without being killed
Accountant BUKKAKEP69FROXE 127% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eaC'eSaB 6 gibs
...and stay dead! eaC'eSaB 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BUKKAKEP69FROXE 22 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! eaC'eSaB 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer eaC'eSaB 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eaC'topAk 258 damage per frag
What objective? eaC'eSaB 100 XP
Red Shirt eaC'eSaB 30 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eaC'eSaB 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eaC'topAk 121 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eaC'eSaB 1 team kills
Gingerbread man eaC'eSaB 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BUKKAKEP69FROXE1279128222018272525181700/05/022/122/29711464
BUKKAKEP69KASA68671522200920342733720/00/015/110/313612434
BUKKAKEP6998158434440117475952512420/05/037/112/311711954
eaC'topAk3265825100117662433180/00/38/210/12219717
eaC'eSaB6310019306011134852326730/00/215/165/11837827
eaC'4916527557011252514759910/00/223/165/12028827
Player Summary for
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69FROXE40284101012116014051340/00/04/61/2DD//KDKKDDTDDKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA33313910047791287720/00/03/40/2D/D/KD/DDK/KX
BUKKAKEP6937597192016193926922060/00/07/101/4
eaC'topAk753834100165480500/00/03/30/0K/DDKDK
eaC'eSaB10048101030062038113400/00/07/43/0K/KK/KDK/K/DK/KDK/KD
eaC'8886131440072692193900/00/010/73/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69FROXE18363116100215651113360/02/09/40/0KDKKKKKKDKDKKD/K/
BUKKAKEP69KASA703671010041255144600/00/07/50/1KDD/K/DKK/DK/KDDK
BUKKAKEP69127991816200628202559360/02/016/90/1
eaC'topAk2027210000011121628180/00/12/90/1DDKDDDDDXKDDD
eaC'eSaB6652812301414471192730/00/17/72/0K/K/DDDKDK/KDDTKD/KDK
eaC'43791022301425592820910/00/29/162/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69FROXE216013600040000/03/09/21/0K/K/KKKK//KKKKKDKKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA16605300010000/00/05/20/0KKK/DKDK
BUKKAKEP69191018900050000/03/014/41/0
eaC'topAk27031100000000/00/23/90/0DDDDDDDKDDKDKD
eaC'eSaB1201800010000/00/11/50/1DDDDD/DKD
eaC'20041900010000/00/34/140/1

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Player Chats
eaC'topAk [Warmup]: Ready.
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: I'm old
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: my reflex are gone
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: I notice u shooting me when I'm dead
eaC'topAk [11:07]: :D
[10:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
eaC'topAk [9:34]: :D
[8:35]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
eaC'topAk [8:18]: :D
eaC'topAk [8:15]: ok
eaC'topAk [8:14]: je zuster
[8:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
eaC'topAk [8:13]: xD
[8:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
eaC'topAk [8:01]: :D
eaC'topAk [8:01]: :D
eaC'topAk [8:00]: :D
[7:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:49]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
eaC'topAk [7:49]: nice internet
eaC'topAk [7:49]: nigger
eaC'topAk [7:49]: :D
[7:49]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
eaC'topAk [7:49]: gogo
[7:49]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
eaC'topAk [7:49]: :D
[7:49]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:49]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:49]: FIGHT!
eaC'topAk [7:41]: :D
[7:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:17]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:17]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:42
eaC'topAk [Intermission]: ik had een strafe van sqzz
eaC'topAk [Intermission]: en jij bent sneller
eaC'topAk [Intermission]: XD
eaC'topAk [Intermission]: :XD
eaC'topAk [Intermission]: :XD
eaC'topAk [Warmup]: Ready.
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: I agree
[4:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:59]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
eaC'topAk [3:47]: je kanker
eaC'eSaB [2:28]: :D
eaC'eSaB [2:28]: :D
eaC'eSaB [2:28]: :D
eaC'eSaB [2:27]: :D
eaC'eSaB [2:27]: :D
[2:07]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:07]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
eaC'eSaB [1:23]: KK
eaC'eSaB [1:22]: ur bs
eaC'topAk [1:08]: :D
[0:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
eaC'topAk [0:27]: gg wp
[0:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:00]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:42)
eaC'topAk [Warmup]: Ready.
eaC'topAk [11:39]: nice press all the time
[11:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eaC'topAk [8:25]: :D
eaC'eSaB [8:09]: :D
eaC'topAk [8:07]: :D
eaC'topAk [7:37]: ja
eaC'eSaB [7:34]: :D
eaC'topAk [7:33]: je zuster echt waar
eaC'topAk [7:32]: XD
eaC'eSaB [7:31]: :D
eaC'eSaB [7:31]: :D
eaC'eSaB [7:07]: gg im off XD
eaC'eSaB [7:05]: u can take 4-0
eaC'topAk [7:04]: :D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [7:04]: lol
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [7:03]: play deli
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [7:01]: rage @ gr
eaC'eSaB [7:01]: later
[6:56]: eaC'eSaB disconnected
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:49]: ggs
eaC'topAk [6:47]: ok guys
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:46]: or gonna get merc?
eaC'topAk [6:42]: no sorry xD
eaC'topAk [6:38]: i hate this map
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:23]: and 95% of ET community hates dlei
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:19]: yet they play it to the end
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [5:54]: ggs
eaC'topAk [5:48]: ggs
eaC'topAk [5:47]: wp
eaC'topAk [5:46]: cu guys
[5:42]: eaC'topAk disconnected
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: tell that

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