bukkake Paradise 69 vs avest (2215 views)

22.04.14 18:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth aV fdd 26 kills
Killing Spree aV fdd 6 frags without being killed
Accountant BUKKAKEP69FROXE 70% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BUKKAKEP69FROXE 8 gibs
...and stay dead! aV nuki 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^BBUKKAKE69StrAf 24 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BUKKAKEP69FROXE 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer aV nuki 197 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! aV fdd 249 damage per frag
What objective? ^BBUKKAKE69StrAf 242 XP
Red Shirt aV fdd 43 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? aV fdd 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BUKKAKEP69FROXE 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BUKKAKEP69FROXE 1 team kills
Gingerbread man aV fdd 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf6624225376101156505341160/00/024/221/422614145
BUKKAKEP69FROXE70197263780110534559751520/03/118/246/220616135
BUKKAKE68439517414112110995113161680/03/142/247/221615145
aV fdd5920726437101862515554580/00/023/203/424012666
aV nuki6720226398001250655441540/01/323/222/219514034
aV 63409528215103011316109951120/01/346/225/221813355
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf02505000122055100/00/00/40/0DDDD/
BUKKAKEP69FROXE1002244000297965100/00/03/21/0/K/KDDKK
BUKKAKE50474900031199120200/00/03/61/0
aV fdd5016361002763740180/00/03/30/1K/DDK/KDD
aV nuki7522341004439459180/00/03/00/0//K/KK/
aV 6338610200612021199360/00/06/30/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf601235100161172000/00/03/40/0DK/KDDDK
BUKKAKEP69FROXE1002855200181581000/00/04/41/0DK/KKDDKDK
BUKKAKE804081030021426153000/00/07/81/0
aV fdd801545000265665900/00/04/20/1KDKDK/K/D
aV nuki8019450000874767360/00/04/50/0KDDDKDKKD
aV 8034810000215301426360/00/08/70/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf2543281004610923160/00/02/40/0DD///KDK/D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE10036441000921854180/01/13/30/0DKKDDDKK
BUKKAKE6379612200415311777340/01/15/70/0
aV fdd572247100494167800/00/04/30/0K/K//DKD/DK
aV nuki662446200383685300/01/13/20/0KDDK/KK//D
aV 624681330071777153100/01/17/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf10034551102106974300/00/05/20/1K/XKSKK/DKD
BUKKAKEP69FROXE42203720146966241340/01/01/32/0//KTDKK/D/D
BUKKAKE71548123116176513671340/01/06/52/1
aV fdd252528000465985600/00/02/30/1D/DDK///KD
aV nuki503836100270890900/00/13/30/0D/KDDDK/K
aV 386351410061367176500/00/15/60/1
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf55645910021530133200/00/05/60/1DDDD/KKD/KKKDD
BUKKAKEP69FROXE40384102002974166000/00/03/71/1/DDDDK/DDDDKKK
BUKKAKE4810291930042504299200/00/08/131/2
aV fdd1007288410217981450400/00/06/42/1KKKKKKDDKK/DDS/D
aV nuki116607610021194105400/00/07/40/0/KKKDKDKK/DKD
aV 1081321514510429922504400/00/013/82/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf2006410520011610107200/00/09/21/2KK/DKKKDKDDKKKK
BUKKAKEP69FROXE8553671001960137600/01/04/51/1KK/KDDDDKKDKD
BUKKAKE143117161230022570244800/01/013/72/3
aV fdd55575910041434117100/00/04/51/0DK//D/KK/KDKDD
aV nuki413951230011014139900/00/13/82/2DDDDKDKDK/DKDDDKD
aV 4896102140052448257000/00/17/133/2

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Player Chats
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: gogo?
aV fdd [Warmup]: sec, giving him spawnpoint binds
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: binds
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: who need sem
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: when there is limbo
aV fdd [Warmup]: limbo idd
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: all are on AC btw
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: so we can rup when u rdy
aV fdd [Warmup]: what was the backspawn number @allied in frost and adler? :o
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: 1
aV nuki [Warmup]: sec gonna finish my sandwich
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: imo
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: 8'D
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: LA ZUMBA BUENA
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: 8'D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: ejaculation
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: StrAf just came
aV fdd [Warmup]: umm w/e lets go
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: when he heard backspawn
aV fdd [Warmup]: pff
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: etesstop nzmpooooikflf ?
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: oouhkds moigdjo
aV nuki [Warmup]: 1st offi after year pause
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Warmup]: tzazù;kk ouifky
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [Countdown]: first time i play without wanking
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: boom g5
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: BURNED
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: hfgl
[8:58]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:36]: Main blast door opening!
[8:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:29]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:05]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:54
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: straf so clever, he wanted u to take full :S
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:54)
aV nuki [Warmup]: wp
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: sup
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: remember side allowed
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: just refreshing ur memory!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [9:31]: u selfkilled early :D
[8:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:18]: The Service Door has been breached!
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [6:03]: 8'D
[5:55]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:04
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: :DDD
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: lol
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: almost
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:02]: hf
[3:21]: The Main Door has been breached!
[3:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [2:52]: 8'D
[2:19]: The Service Door has been breached!
[0:10]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:54 (original: 4:04)
[9:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [9:58]: sec
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [9:58]: 8'D
[9:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:58]: FIGHT!
[7:31]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[7:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [5:48]: fucking shit lagz
[5:40]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:28]: wat
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:24]: really
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:22]: this buggy game :D
[3:27]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:32
[4:30]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
^BBUKKAKE69StrAf [4:29]: 8'D
[4:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [3:59]: WTF
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [3:54]: GETTING STUCK IN A FUCKING CORNER
aV fdd [0:18]: more?
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:09]: ggs
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:05]: u mean rematch?
aV fdd [0:03]: y
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: straf cant play :S
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:32)
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: v55
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected
[Intermission]: BUKKAKE69StrAf disconnected

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