eXecutors majkemi vs Happy Tree Friends (2541 views)

22.04.14 19:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth htf bse (: 52 kills
Killing Spree exe lrd (: 9 frags without being killed
Accountant exe lrd (: 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! htf bse (: 18 gibs
...and stay dead! htf bse (: 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning exe lrd (: 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! htf bse (: 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer htf cnS :) 127 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! htf bse (: 217 damage per frag
What objective? exe lrd (: 364 XP
Red Shirt htf bse (: 79 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? exe mtj :) 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore htf cnS :) 179 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut htf cnS :) 1 team kills
Gingerbread man htf bse (: 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
exe mtj :)7229541579011474628432520/00/136/366/618214837
exe lrd (:9436449527001294118011720/01/147/331/719215497
exe 836599010916012616873164431240/01/183/337/718715167
htf cnS :)7027631445015601075742210/01/129/332/519417257
htf bse (:66312527918002810433929900/01/039/4912/320111856
htf 675888312323013316443168732210/02/068/4914/319814557
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
exe mtj :)1001082020201634073647140/00/017/144/0DDKDK/KDKDDKDKKK/DDDKKDKK/KDKDKK/KTK/K/KD
exe lrd (:2091782311200437712451540/00/023/70/1KKDKKDKKKKKKKKK/KKDK/KKDK/KDDXKDKK/
exe 15528643314011071786098680/00/040/214/1
htf cnS :)479411230014284735911090/00/011/161/3KDKKDK/T/DDDDDDK/DKDDKDDKDKKDD/DDDK
htf bse (:3297103140073251358700/00/09/231/2/DDDKXDD/DKDDDKDKDK/DKDDK//DDKD/DD/DKDDDKD
htf 40191215440111609871781090/00/020/392/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
exe mtj :)4782817400217562495200/00/17/91/5DDDDD/DKDK/KDKDDDDDKKKDKD
exe lrd (:396192330042485253300/00/18/141/4K/DKDDDDDDK/DDKKDK/DDDKDD/DDDDKK
exe 431431740700642415028200/00/215/232/9
htf cnS :)11175109200114211817580/01/08/71/1KDKKKKDDKDKDK/DDKKD
htf bse (:10911924221000133607242400/01/015/88/1/KK/KKDK//KK/KDKKDK/DDK/KKKKDK/KK//K/KDKK/DK/D
htf 110194343112001450284241580/02/023/159/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
exe mtj :)506261230011120149900/00/05/101/1K/DDDDKKDDKKDDKDDD
exe lrd (:615581310031790182900/00/08/100/0DK/DKKDK/K/KDDDDDKDKD
exe 56117142540042910332800/00/013/201/1
htf cnS :)16664106300010741126540/00/010/50/1DKDKKDDKDKKKKKDK
htf bse (:7851111420062254178400/00/010/81/0KDK//KDKDKDKDDK/DK//KK/KD
htf 1221152120500633282910540/00/020/131/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
exe mtj :)87437800051179791180/00/07/30/0KKK/KDK//K/DK/D
exe lrd (:1807095100113651198180/01/08/20/2KDKKKKKDKKK/DD
exe 1341131613100625441989360/01/015/50/2
htf cnS :)043060000668104000/00/10/50/0DDDDDD
htf bse (:584571220021321150400/00/05/102/0DD/KKDDDDKDDDKKDKK/
htf 298871820021989254400/00/15/152/0

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Player Chats
htf bse (: [Warmup]: we dont have a sister
exe mtj :) [Warmup]: then ur mom
htf cnS :) [Warmup]: we do have a sister, mr bigshow LORDI
htf bse (: [Warmup]: died
exe lrd (: [Countdown]: i fuck your whole family and feed you to giant dogs before i move on to your friends and fuck them with giant black dildo
htf cnS :) [Countdown]: hf friends
[11:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
exe mtj :) [11:35]: shoutout Kwiz
exe mtj :) [11:03]: XD
htf cnS :) [10:47]: kanker base
htf bse (: [10:45]: XD
htf cnS :) [10:41]: 'sorry I tapped'
exe lrd (: [10:37]: :D
exe mtj :) [10:33]: XD
exe lrd (: [10:03]: xd
htf cnS :) [10:03]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe lrd (: [10:01]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [10:01]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [10:01]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [8:30]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [8:30]: ?
exe lrd (: [8:27]: ?
exe lrd (: [8:22]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [8:16]: I have cgac error
htf cnS :) [8:14]: XDDDDDDDD
exe mtj :) [8:08]: who cares
exe lrd (: [8:05]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [8:03]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [8:03]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [8:02]: I do you fucking idiot
exe lrd (: [7:39]: u suck at 2on2
exe lrd (: [7:35]: go back to 3o 3 6o6
htf cnS :) [7:35]: LOL
[7:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
exe lrd (: [7:26]: :D
[7:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
htf cnS :) [7:23]: nice defence
exe lrd (: [7:23]: xD
exe lrd (: [7:16]: too much cs
htf bse (: [7:15]: kankeraap
htf bse (: [7:14]: kanker
htf cnS :) [7:13]: kanker mitja
htf bse (: [7:13]: kanker
htf bse (: [7:13]: spel
htf cnS :) [7:12]: knaker
exe lrd (: [7:12]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [7:12]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [7:11]: kanker
htf cnS :) [7:09]: godver
htf cnS :) [6:45]: ?
exe lrd (: [6:30]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [6:30]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [6:28]: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe mtj :) [6:25]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [6:25]: I tapped full
htf bse (: [6:25]: rasmongooltje
[6:20]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
exe mtj :) [5:43]: xd
htf cnS :) [5:41]: XD
htf cnS :) [5:05]: push more
exe lrd (: [4:59]: its 2o2
[4:58]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
exe lrd (: [4:56]: i rek u
htf cnS :) [4:50]: hard?
htf cnS :) [4:23]: xd
exe mtj :) [4:19]: xd
htf cnS :) [3:51]: Xd
[3:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
htf cnS :) [3:26]: xD
htf bse (: [3:23]: what kind of cancer do you have
exe lrd (: [3:21]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [3:19]: oral
exe lrd (: [3:01]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [2:46]: XD
exe lrd (: [2:00]: base team nl?
htf cnS :) [1:50]: wtf
htf bse (: [1:43]: get flag on deli
exe lrd (: [1:42]: :D
exe lrd (: [1:41]: :D
exe lrd (: [1:37]: get time on ufop
exe lrd (: [0:58]: :D
htf cnS :) [0:50]: I smiled
exe lrd (: [0:44]: lol noob
exe lrd (: [0:38]: get skill mate
htf bse (: [0:33]: ur mad 8
htf bse (: [0:30]: from 1 to 10
exe lrd (: [0:26]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [0:23]: fuckface
exe lrd (: [0:21]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [0:06]: because u suck dicks and ppl actually think ur high skill or some shit
htf bse (: [0:01]: tldr
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: (:
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: and also ur cheat
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: i know it for sure
htf bse (: [Warmup]: go drink some more whiskey like every finnish guy and just die
htf bse (: [Warmup]: rup
exe lrd (: [Warmup]: i treat my body like a temple so i stay away from alcohol to keep my body muscular and beautiful
htf bse (: [Warmup]: again
htf bse (: [Warmup]: tldr
exe lrd (: [Warmup]: :(
exe lrd (: [Warmup]: (:
exe lrd (: [Warmup]: rup maybe
htf cnS :) [11:18]: xD
exe lrd (: [11:17]: :D
exe mtj :) [11:17]: XD
exe lrd (: [11:04]: :D
htf bse (: [11:04]: D
htf bse (: [11:03]: xDXd
htf bse (: [11:03]: xDXD
exe lrd (: [11:02]: :D
exe lrd (: [11:02]: :D
exe lrd (: [11:02]: :D
exe lrd (: [11:02]: :D
exe lrd (: [10:27]: mitja nade magnet
exe lrd (: [10:15]: again
exe lrd (: [9:08]: good nades
exe lrd (: [8:25]: good njades
exe lrd (: [7:34]: (:
[7:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:31]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
htf cnS :) [7:30]: nerd
exe lrd (: [7:05]: :D
exe lrd (: [7:05]: :D
exe lrd (: [7:05]: soz4ownage
[6:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
htf cnS :) [6:21]: ?
exe lrd (: [6:15]: nerd
[5:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
exe lrd (: [5:44]: luxky shit
exe mtj :) [5:31]: XD
htf cnS :) [5:31]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe lrd (: [5:30]: :D
exe lrd (: [5:30]: :D
exe lrd (: [5:30]: :D
htf bse (: [5:29]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe lrd (: [5:27]: :D
exe lrd (: [5:27]: :D
exe lrd (: [5:13]: :D
exe lrd (: [5:13]: :D
[4:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
exe lrd (: [4:41]: mitja and his plants XD
exe lrd (: [4:00]: gg
exe lrd (: [3:31]: :D
exe lrd (: [3:31]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [3:16]: did u walk
exe lrd (: [3:14]: or why i dont hear sounds
[2:29]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
exe lrd (: [2:22]: jesus
exe lrd (: [2:19]: u play like retards XD
htf cnS :) [2:17]: XD
htf bse (: [2:14]: engi coming main we have barrier
htf bse (: [2:13]: retard
htf bse (: [0:07]: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe lrd (: [0:06]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [0:00]: lol
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
exe mtj :) [Intermission]: XD
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: have u guys pracced deli hard
htf cnS :) [Intermission]: what is deli
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: (:
exe mtj :) [Intermission]: bcus praccing wont help you
exe mtj :) [Warmup]: we'll roll you anyway
exe lrd (: [11:44]: HOW SO FAST
exe lrd (: [11:39]: none is tghat fast
exe lrd (: [11:38]: wtf :D:D:D:DD
htf bse (: [11:36]: XD
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
htf cnS :) [11:12]: the qu
[11:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
htf cnS :) [8:52]: wtf
exe lrd (: [8:51]: soz4ownage
exe mtj :) [8:50]: :D:D:D
htf bse (: [8:50]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
exe lrd (: [8:48]: :D
htf bse (: [8:48]: ur so stupid
htf bse (: [8:47]: l0l
[8:45]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
exe lrd (: [8:41]: ye u guys are XD
exe mtj :) [8:36]: XD
[8:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
htf cnS :) [8:00]: fu
exe lrd (: [7:56]: :D
[7:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
exe lrd (: [7:13]: jesus
exe lrd (: [7:09]: xD
exe mtj :) [6:58]: im not jesus :)
htf cnS :) [6:52]: :)
[6:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
exe lrd (: [6:40]: :D
[6:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:28
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: base braindead aim-only mongol with severe parkinsons disease
htf cnS :) [Warmup]: xD
htf bse (: [6:11]: u were almost fast
exe lrd (: [6:07]: (:
[5:45]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[5:45]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
htf cnS :) [5:38]: internet
exe lrd (: [5:28]: soz4ownage
[5:19]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
exe lrd (: [5:17]: :D
[4:51]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:51]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
exe mtj :) [4:44]: xD
[4:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
exe lrd (: [2:08]: :D
exe lrd (: [2:08]: soz4ownage
htf cnS :) [2:06]: kankernerds
exe lrd (: [2:06]: soz4ownage
exe lrd (: [2:06]: :D
[2:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:51]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:51]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:37 (original: 6:28)
exe mtj :) [Intermission]: xd
exe lrd (: [Intermission]: :D
htf bse (: [Intermission]: -QUIT
[Intermission]: htf bse (: disconnected
htf cnS :) [Intermission]: cu friends
[Intermission]: exe mtj :) disconnected

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