We pwn all vs turbot (3160 views)

pl SkyLine
pl Cisy
pl w1lko
fi vokki
fi crittie
fi Swanidius
22.07.14 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT EITTIRC :| 57 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT EITTIRC :| 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT EITTIRC :| 163% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa SkyLine 15 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa SkyLine 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT EITTIRC :| 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT EITTIRC :| 153 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa SkyLine 285 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT EITTIRC :| 386 XP
Red Shirt wPa SkyLine 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wPa w1lko 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT EITTIRC :| 225 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wPa Chisora 3 team kills
Gingerbread man wPa SkyLine 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT EITTIRC :|15838657357113847768131730/02/151/265/414918953
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<31133285448110111867477691150/04/045/326/616116256
TURBOT VOKKI68277344951110707970933960/02/127/386/120814256
TURBOT 10899114513223232424230216756840/08/1123/3817/117316455
wPa Chisora73248375130310654373312520/01/438/321/617714446
wPa w1lko501563059410749625618940/01/225/474/416594513
wPa SkyLine582633967150113820690061450/00/235/465/621013435
wPa 6066710617722143019711219554910/02/298/4610/618412448
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT EITTIRC :|1006788310113621338760/01/17/40/1DKDKKDS/KKDKKKDD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3130591310200316971472180/01/09/53/2DKKDDK/KK/KKDKKDKKK/DKD
TURBOT VOKKI664069100413971364180/00/16/30/1K/KDDD/KK//KKDD
TURBOT 9916627276108445641741120/02/222/123/4
wPa Chisora8556670021125613311550/01/07/60/1KDTKKDXDDT/DDKKK
wPa w1lko3848513100114581419180/01/12/132/0DKK/KXDDDDXDDDDDDDKK
wPa SkyLine5852712801314601706720/00/16/62/2KDDKDKD/TD/DK/KDKDDK
wPa 6015618329035417444562450/02/215/254/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT EITTIRC :|350497230101081708690/00/08/20/0KKTKDKKKKD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<315034642000829773360/00/05/41/0DDKDKKKKKD
TURBOT VOKKI503436000067148900/00/01/72/0KDKDXDDDKD
TURBOT 18311716125010258119701050/00/014/133/0
wPa Chisora1253654000053270300/00/05/30/1KDKDDKDKK
wPa w1lko1204165100190978700/00/06/40/0KD/KKKKKDDD
wPa SkyLine10711020025291091550/00/01/60/2D/DDK/DDDDD
wPa 85841219300319702581550/00/012/130/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT EITTIRC :|1661262012100128522077280/01/016/113/0DKKDKDKDKKKDKKKK/DDKDKDKDKDKKKKK
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<31101102119500335923133180/02/018/131/4DDDKDKK/KKXDDKDKKDK/DKKKKDDD/DDKKKKDKKKKD
TURBOT VOKKI509410201113204026083780/01/07/163/0DK/DDDDDKTDD/DKSDKKDDKDDDKKD/KK
TURBOT 10933051517117848478184240/04/041/407/4
wPa Chisora77841722300821812035540/00/216/91/3KKKKKDDKK/K/KDD/DK/K/DKDKK/K/K/DDDDKDDD
wPa w1lko38671026210325953412760/00/19/191/2K/KDKDDDDKDD/KDD/DDDKKDKDSDKDDDDDDKD
wPa SkyLine80110162030053042303700/00/115/131/1KDKKDKKDDDKKDDD/KKDKKDD/KK/K/KK/DDDD
wPa 65261436881016781884841300/00/440/413/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT EITTIRC :|169144221300013182269000/00/020/92/3KKKDKKDDKDDKKKKDKKKKKKDKKDDKDK/KDKD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3931251415201525562391430/01/013/101/0KKDKKKKKDDK/DDK/DKK/KK/T/DKDDD
TURBOT VOKKI107109151430032971263200/01/013/121/0D/KKDDKKKKKDKDKDKD/DXKDKDKKK/D
TURBOT 1233785142501987097713430/02/046/314/3
wPa Chisora5072918001125743262430/00/210/140/1DDDKKDDKDDDKDKDDDKKDTDKDDD/K
wPa w1lko60091500020000/00/08/111/2DDDDKKDKKKDDK/DD/KKDDKXD
wPa SkyLine60941525200331753172180/00/013/212/1DKKDDDKDK/DDKDDDDDKDDDDKDKDKKDK/DDKK/KDK
wPa 571663358201657496434610/00/231/463/4

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Player Chats
wPa SkyLine [Countdown]: fun
wPa w1lko [Countdown]: gl & hf :D
[9:07]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
TURBOT VOKKI [8:27]: chisora =nigger???
[8:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: The side gate has been built!
wPa SkyLine [5:43]: xD
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:51
wPa w1lko [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
[5:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:16]: The side gate has been built!
[5:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:49]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
wPa w1lko [3:17]: gg
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:16 (original: 5:51)
wPa w1lko [Intermission]: gg
[10:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:17]: :D!
[9:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:15]: gg v okki
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:09]: XDDD
[7:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wPa w1lko [3:52]: :D
[2:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:44]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wPa SkyLine [1:53]: gg
[1:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:35
wPa w1lko [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
wPa Chisora [10:01]: 5 HP
TURBOT EITTIRC :| [9:54]: u have 0
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:12]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:00]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:00]: :D!
[7:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:54]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:45]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:52]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
wPa SkyLine [4:24]: that hit
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:44]: XDDd
wPa w1lko [3:44]: CAMP MORE
wPa w1lko [3:42]: FUCKING TRAHS
TURBOT EITTIRC :| [3:28]: mad much_
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:26]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:25]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:25]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:08]: XDDDDDDDDD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [3:07]: XDD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:12]: no engi no win
wPa w1lko [2:06]: no cover no win
wPa w1lko [2:03]: 0 obj
wPa w1lko [1:52]: gg
[1:50]: wPa w1lko disconnected
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:26]: xD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:16]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:16]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
TURBOT VOKKI [1:15]: nice try
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:35)
wPa SkyLine [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wPa SkyLine disconnected
[Intermission]: wPa Chisora disconnected

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