LIKE A BOSS vs cat in a hat (3062 views)

be aNGER
be ChilAx
be eron
de Kenjii
be prick
be zpar
nl freddy
fi hazz
fi juho
fi maza
fi rsp
fi smak
fi lettu
14.09.14 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth catinahat_maza 50 kills
Killing Spree boss - zpar 7 frags without being killed
Accountant catinahat_maza 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! catinahat_hazz 13 gibs
...and stay dead! catinahat_freddy 56% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning boss - zpar 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BoSS^waNGER 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer boss - zpar 70 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! catinahat_rsp 367 damage per frag
What objective? catinahat_maza 256 XP
Red Shirt catinahat_maza 49 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? catinahat_freddy 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BoSS^7eron 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut catinahat_freddy 5 team kills
Gingerbread man catinahat_freddy 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BoSS^7eron73220304190311486449242780/01/323/255/716212067
BoSS^wChilAx4597184060110131029561610/02/117/220/6737438
BoSS^waNGER7019628405057579553743310/014/36/1722/420713454
boss - zpar67214304412118437659122680/03/146/191/314613173
BoSS^7Kenjii5712527477038436344081080/00/124/267/101629435
BoSS^7prick6410818285012338451711740/13/414/202/318818535
BoSS639601512404411446240922874513200/123/4130/2037/315612355
catinahat_maza1002565049121011835351511120/00/537/238/1016710348
catinahat_smak90203364060112459658751001/01/434/161/812814735
catinahat_rsp34141144130311505158741620/01/313/253/336114327
catinahat_hazz7618429371310549044380340/010/37/2511/516911535
catinahat_freddy37183164390519369560092750/00/217/174/223114028
catinahat_juho56130244360110445056042500/00/522/253/618513027
catinahat_661097169253492106831049328939331/012/5130/2530/620713037
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BoSS^7eron1337416122024210410011530/01/011/63/2DTD/KKDKKKKKK//DKKKKDKKDKK/TDD
BoSS^wChilAx554059601390415561430/00/06/50/1DKDTDKDK/KD/KD/
BoSS^waNGER15557149401322049011400/07/20/38/1KKDDK/TDKKKKK/K/DKDKKDKK
boss - zpar42576174200021381190180/00/017/40/2XKKDKKDKXKKKKKKKDDKKKXKK
BoSS^7Kenjii118521311301222731113460/00/08/106/0KK/KDKKXKKDKDKK/DDDKDKKDTD
BoSS^7prick854467200114041566940/01/14/41/2KKD/DKDDDKKKXD
BoSS16234371521905131102773275940/09/346/3218/8
catinahat_maza3848821410415451861360/00/26/72/6DKDKD//DDDD/KDDDD/KKKDKDDDDSK
catinahat_smak5764814100313531887180/00/28/70/3DDK//X/DKDDKKDKKDKDDKDD
catinahat_rsp232431320019542014170/00/03/100/2DDDDD/DKDDKDDDDK
catinahat_hazz4359716100021225145300/03/10/104/3DKDK//DDDKDDDDKDKDDKDKD
catinahat_freddy31475163026121818321590/00/26/61/1/K///TDK/KDD/DDDDKDTKDD
catinahat_juho614781340051032198000/00/28/50/2KD/K/K/DKKDKD/DDD/XKKD
catinahat_4228939932412217327110272300/03/931/457/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BoSS^7eron6164813401315021386710/00/26/62/2DDDKDDD/X/DKKXKDK/KKXDDTK
BoSS^wChilAx46071500040000/00/07/70/3KDDDD/DDK/D/K/KDDKKKDD
BoSS^waNGER2354417002214342356270/06/00/39/3DDKDKK/KTKDKKDKKKK/KKTD
boss - zpar040020701111424491600/02/111/60/0KK/KKDDKKKDKKTKDDDKDK
BoSS^7Kenjii31051600130000/00/15/51/5KKD/DDDKD/DDDKKDT/DXDD
BoSS^7prick6332711300111741988360/01/26/80/1KDDDDDKK/DDKDKKDXDK
BoSS371903192140514422481792940/09/635/3512/14
catinahat_maza135761914300330381619580/00/211/63/3D/KKDKKD/KDDKKDKDKKDKKDDKKK/KDKKK
catinahat_smak11859131130049261836360/01/111/11/4KKK/KKKK/KDKDK/KKDK/DDDD
catinahat_rsp2339313102415171878790/00/22/73/0KDD/KD/DK/DDDD/TTD
catinahat_hazz6344711210215391075340/03/10/73/1KD/DD/KKKDSDKDKDKXD
catinahat_freddy3361412200712581974360/00/03/41/1//K///DD/D/KDKKD
catinahat_juho764410131011184813171440/00/18/103/3KDDKKDKDKKDKKDDD/DDDTKXKXD
catinahat_7532356741213211012696993870/04/735/3514/12
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BoSS^7eron2147314000310061638540/00/13/90/2/DDD/XKDDDDDDK/DDK
BoSS^wChilAx205721000034061400180/02/00/60/1/DD/D/DDKDKD
BoSS^waNGER3739381021118612511640/01/11/63/0DTDDDTKK/DDDK
boss - zpar1446913910042026147400/01/012/50/1K/K/KDXK/DKKDKKKDKKDK/K
BoSS^7Kenjii404541040139461221180/00/05/50/4D/TD/D/KXDKDXKDKD
BoSS^7prick37323800108061617440/01/12/71/0KKKDDDDTDDDD
BoSS50289285960414637686012980/05/323/384/8
catinahat_maza200781683004257494300/00/113/43/1KX/KKXKDKKDKDKK/K/KKKK/KKD
catinahat_smak12548108001414111106460/00/111/40/0XDK/K/KKKTD/KKKDKK/D
catinahat_rsp4041410001517751277660/01/14/40/0K/TD/DKKD//DK/D
catinahat_hazz16050851001135599800/03/14/41/0DKKKXDK/KDKKDK
catinahat_freddy7137573024650881630/00/05/32/0TD/KKT/KDK/K/D
catinahat_juho202021010028361171880/00/22/50/1D/DDKDDDD/KD
catinahat_103274454880420860163762630/04/639/246/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BoSS^7eron1503532300125289900/00/03/40/1DKKKKDKKDD/D
BoSS^wChilAx6604600000000/00/14/40/1DKDDDKDKKD
BoSS^waNGER1164676000197186600/00/05/52/0KKDDKDK/KDKKD
boss - zpar029011210398799900/00/06/41/0K/KK/DKDKKSDK/D
BoSS^7Kenjii5028510000011442074440/00/06/60/1DKKDKDDDKKKDD
BoSS^7prick10002200000000/10/02/10/0KDKD
BoSS8013821375105246546381340/10/126/243/3
catinahat_maza116547620001196728180/00/07/60/0KDKKDKKKDKDDD
catinahat_smak7132572001906104601/00/04/40/1DDKD/DKDKKDK
catinahat_rsp803745000180570500/00/04/40/1DK/KDKKDXD
catinahat_hazz1403175000078585400/01/03/43/1KDKKKDDKKDDK
catinahat_freddy25382810125691322170/00/03/40/0DDDDKDD/KT/
catinahat_juho57194700027341136180/00/04/50/0DDDKD//KDKK
catinahat_822112938501649955791531/01/025/273/3

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Player Chats
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: ?
catinahat_freddy [Warmup]: lagged
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: ej zedder meej aant rammele?
boss - zpar [Warmup]: met wat
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: met u piemeltje
BoSS^waNGER [Warmup]: kmoet morgen wel naart school he
boss - zpar [Warmup]: uw*
BoSS^waNGER [Warmup]: oh wait :D
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: 7.00 RIINGG
boss - zpar [Warmup]: 7.30
catinahat_freddy [Warmup]: 6.35
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: w4\/W
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: sup with him
boss - zpar [Warmup]: twas om u te helpen
boss - zpar [Warmup]: :>
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: :>
boss - zpar [Warmup]: vroeger was da zo
boss - zpar [Warmup]: :>O
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: :>
BoSS^7prick [Warmup]: :D
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: 6th
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: NICE
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: le fu putain fils de merde fils de caca
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: lets go now?
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: petit connard
BoSS^waNGER [Warmup]: fils de maladi
catinahat_freddy [Warmup]: problem if we change a player maybe?
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: like who
catinahat_freddy [Warmup]: after first map
catinahat_smak [Warmup]: juhoo becasue of lag
catinahat_smak [Countdown]: if he starts to lag
boss - zpar [14:33]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [14:33]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [14:33]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [14:33]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
[14:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[10:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[10:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[8:37]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:22
[6:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
boss - zpar [4:03]: GG
[3:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:22)
[Intermission]: catinahat_juho disconnected
BoSS^7prick [Warmup]: m
catinahat_smak [Warmup]: in ts
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: care
catinahat_smak [Warmup]: bear
catinahat_hazz [Warmup]: so you don't mind if he doesn't come yet?
BoSS^waNGER [Warmup]: then 4-0 gg wp
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: so, who's your 6th ?
BoSS^7eron [Warmup]: nene
catinahat_freddy [Warmup]: pancake
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: yeah, take your time
boss - zpar [Warmup]: :D
boss - zpar [Warmup]: :D
boss - zpar [Warmup]: :D
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [Warmup]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
BoSS^wChilAx [Warmup]: :)
[11:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:31]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
BoSS^waNGER [10:17]: Mirek: nice wallhack, fucking cheater
BoSS^waNGER [10:16]: Mirek: nice wallhack, fucking cheater
BoSS^waNGER [10:16]: :D
BoSS^waNGER [10:16]: :D
[10:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:11]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:28]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
BoSS^waNGER [7:37]: ?XD
[6:18]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[6:10]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:49
catinahat_rsp [Warmup]: take your time
boss - zpar [Warmup]: tacs
[5:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:56]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[4:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:39]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[2:34]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
boss - zpar [2:27]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [2:27]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [2:27]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
boss - zpar [2:27]: ROLLED BY SKILLED
BoSS^waNGER [1:24]: GG
[1:24]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:24 (original: 5:49)
catinahat_smak [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: BoSS^eron disconnected
catinahat_rsp [Intermission]: gg
boss - zpar [Intermission]: kleuteeeeeee
[Intermission]: BoSS^Kenjii disconnected
[Intermission]: boss - zpar disconnected
[Intermission]: BoSS^ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: BoSS^aNGER disconnected
[Intermission]: BoSS^prick disconnected

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