belgian poeners vs turbot (3034 views)

be aNGER
be ChilAx
be eron
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi lEku
03.10.14 16:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT ^WlEku 76 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT VOKKI 7 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT ^WlEku 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 14 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT VOKKI 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT ^WlEku 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT VOKKI 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT ^WlEku 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bp - eron 271 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 419 XP
Red Shirt bp - eron 85 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bp - aNGER 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT VOKKI 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT VOKKI 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT ^WlEku 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bp - eron523224585710101104011699590/03/636/656/324513647
bp - aNGER471773064500864287735900/01/226/513/3214121311
bp - ChilAx5227140771000229078115581840/01/234/485/522715036
bp - 5177011522622104026546309923330/05/296/4814/522913638
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott10241963621401211173894163200/02/360/352/518615254
TURBOT ^WlEku10934776701100311300210185760/06/265/325/617114634
TURBOT VOKKI923274650130315863182963360/02/039/298/718816678
TURBOT 102109318518238046733371278977320/010/0164/2915/718215555
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bp - eron1041462322400639943126580/02/317/134/0DKKD/K/DKDK/KDKDKDKDKD/KD/KKKDDKKKKK/DKKDKDKD
bp - aNGER76911621300632753614900/00/014/142/1/DKDK/KKDKKDKKDDD/DK/KDKDDKKD/KDK/KDD
bp - ChilAx75861824500831413222180/00/016/142/2K/KD/K/DKDK/K/KDDDK/DK/DDDKDKDKK/DKKKDKDKD
bp - 8532357671200201041099621660/02/347/418/3
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott8616320235006369233511000/01/019/160/1DDK/K/DDKD/KDK/DK/KKKKK/DKKDKKKDDDDKDDDDKKK
TURBOT ^WlEku751061824500539173818760/02/215/131/5K/KK/DDDKKDDDKK/KD/DDKXK/DKDKDDDDKDDKDKKDKK
TURBOT VOKKI36869255014235332411020/00/07/183/3DDDK/KDD/DDDDK/DTKDDK/DKDKDKDKDDDDD
TURBOT 6635547721501159962104102780/03/241/474/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bp - eron4079123030023791467800/01/110/261/1DKDKDKD/DDDDDKDDDDKDDKKDDDDK/DDDKDKDDKDDKD
bp - aNGER368692520023153412100/00/18/211/1KDDDDDDDDDDDKKDKDDDDDKKDKDDK/KDD/D
bp - ChilAx357810280003284945671120/00/110/230/1DDK/KDDKDDDKDDKDDDDK/KDKDDDDDDKDD/DDDK
bp - 37243318350079793133661120/01/328/702/3
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott9110921234001243843294800/01/120/100/0DKDK/KKDK///KKDK/KKDK/KKKK/KD/DDKDD/KK/K//DK
TURBOT ^WlEku1321353325100125262371500/01/029/133/0K/KKDKDK/KK/KK//KDKDKKK/KDK/KDDDKK/KK/KKKDKDKK/KDKKK/KDK/D
TURBOT VOKKI1371252216500937202784760/01/021/50/2KK/KD/KK/DKKKK/KKD/DKDK/KKKDKKK/K/D/KK
TURBOT 12036976641000331336697931560/03/170/283/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bp - eron3097103301023255389510/00/29/261/2DDKDDDDDKKSDDDDDKDDDDKDDDDDKD/DKDK/DDDDDKKD
bp - aNGER27051800000000/01/14/160/1DDDKDDDDDDDKDKDDKDDKDDD
bp - ChilAx4810712255001130883769540/01/18/113/2//K/KDDDKDDDD/DKKDD/DK/D/K//KKKDKK//D
bp - 3520427765101363437664550/02/421/534/5
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott13714722165013366227711400/00/221/92/4XKDKDKKKDDKKKKXTDKKKDDK/KDKK/KKDK/DDKKDKD
TURBOT ^WlEku1191062521500143823265200/03/021/61/1K/K/KDKK/KKKDKKK/KK/K/KK/K/KK/KD/K/DK//K/DDKKD
TURBOT VOKKI1661161593022255822711580/01/011/65/2T/KKD/TKXDDKKKKKKKKDKDDKDKK
TURBOT 14136962461303191004376942980/04/253/218/7

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Player Chats
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: just cleaned all my numpad buttons one by one
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: gg
bp - eron [Warmup]: y00h00
bp - eron [Warmup]: hij fixwed da
bp - aNGER [Warmup]: hupla we can make fragmovies!!!!!
bp - eron [Countdown]: :D
bp - eron [Countdown]: :D
bp - eron [Countdown]: :D
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: no fragmovies from limbo
bp - aNGER [Countdown]: hf leku & vokki
TURBOT ^WlEku [Countdown]: other way around
bp - aNGER [Countdown]: not you swani
[10:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [10:56]: ur guys have more problems than jay z
[10:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
bp - ChilAx [10:56]: i love my fps
bp - eron [10:56]: haha
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [10:56]: u|
[10:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[10:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[10:57]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[10:57]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[10:57]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [10:56]: :(
[10:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
bp - aNGER [10:56]: sorry
[10:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
bp - ChilAx [10:56]: sorry :$
[10:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:56]: FIGHT!
[9:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
bp - ChilAx [4:25]: kanker pc
[4:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:47]: :D!
[3:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [1:00]: omfg
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [0:39]: why u triple hs me all the time
[0:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:28
bp - aNGER [Intermission]: me?
bp - eron [Intermission]: wish I did
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: all of u :S
bp - aNGER [Intermission]: if I hit something it are mostly hs else I miss everything xD
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: easy
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
bp - aNGER [9:35]: gg 999
bp - eron [9:34]: console: Swanidius neegeri good luck both powered by #hyperion-gaming
bp - aNGER [9:30]: fucking kankerinternet
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [8:43]: xD
bp - eron [8:41]: :-)
[7:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
bp - aNGER [5:58]: that was unhit
bp - aNGER [5:57]: lol
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [5:35]: dem nades guys
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:13]: my teammates are homos and steal only
bp - aNGER [2:47]: this gayspawntime is homo
bp - eron [2:30]: /vote surrender
bp - aNGER [1:36]: did you lag?
bp - aNGER [1:30]: lol you stood still on my screen :P
bp - aNGER [0:25]: this guy
bp - aNGER [0:24]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:28)
TURBOT ^WlEku [9:47]: =DDD
bp - aNGER [9:37]: probably cheating again
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:18]: miten vitussa p''s sun ohi vokki gg
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [8:43]: vittu
bp - ChilAx [8:35]: hes lagging xd
TURBOT VOKKI [8:35]: swani only die full and leku own
TURBOT VOKKI [8:32]: gg
TURBOT ^WlEku [8:08]: =DDD
TURBOT ^WlEku [8:08]: =DDD
TURBOT ^WlEku [8:08]: =DDD
bp - eron [8:03]: M
bp - ChilAx [8:03]: leku clean again:)
bp - aNGER [7:51]: he cheated against me in some irc wars :P
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:18]: vittu sä vokki oot turha
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:18]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:17]: gg
bp - aNGER [6:47]: can't move anymore :P
[6:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
TURBOT VOKKI [6:07]: nice
bp - aNGER [4:43]: guess I should leave :P no point warping this goldrush
bp - aNGER [4:25]: dude watch it :D
[4:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bp - aNGER [2:46]: ik ben weg ze xD
bp - aNGER [1:26]: analrape
[0:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
bp - aNGER [0:28]: sorry that my internet ruined this game
bp - aNGER [0:14]: belgian internet so great
bp - aNGER [0:13]: :D
bp - aNGER [0:06]: gg wp
[0:05]: bp - aNGER disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT ^WlEku [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: gege
bp - eron [Intermission]: buek
bp - eron [Intermission]: >Auit
[Intermission]: bp - ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius<3woott disconnected
[Intermission]: bp - eron disconnected

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