EliteArmy vs SalmonSnakes (2416 views)

09.12.14 22:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth EA|Aur 50 kills
Killing Spree EA|Aur 4 frags without being killed
Accountant EA|Aur 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! EA|tJ 7 gibs
...and stay dead! ss'snake 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning EA|Aur 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! EA|Aur 1 SPAM kills
Fragstealer EA|tJ 204 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ss'snake 271 damage per frag
What objective? EA|Aur 246 XP
Red Shirt ss'salmon 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ss'salmon 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore EA|tJ 148 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ss'snake 1 team kills
Gingerbread man ss'snake 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EA|Aur116246504360011103945940360/01/225/111/020813843
EA|tJ5715127477008501865731390/02/016/180/118614037
EA|86397779013001915412125131750/03/041/181/119713945
ss'snake4213822536011556617543610/01/115/190/025714226
ss'salmon50160346721011755787071080/01/222/261/122212848
ss's46298561208112613218162501690/02/237/261/124013537
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Aur1171473429400667753758360/01/19/31/0DK/KK/KK//KK/DK/KDDKK
EA|tJ414613313002281641481390/00/04/80/1DKDD/DDK/KDDDDK
EA|7919347607008959179061750/01/113/111/1
ss'snake38461231300734514360420/01/14/50/0K//KD/DKD//DD/KK/D
ss'salmon454618400004445552311080/00/07/81/1K/DDDKDDK/KDDKK/K/KDD
ss's4292307130011790695911500/01/111/131/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Aur1002855100293479400/00/05/30/0/KKK/DKDDK
EA|tJ44544910041183110100/01/03/50/0DKKKDK/D//DD/
EA|728291420062117189500/01/08/80/0
ss'snake705771020151101138310/00/08/50/0K/DDKDK/K/KK/K/DTD
ss'salmon665781201041499157200/00/18/70/0KKKDDK/KD/D//DDKDKKXS
ss's68114152221192600295510/00/116/120/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Aur1227111910032685138800/00/111/50/0KDKDKDKDDKK//K/KDKKK
EA|tJ1425110730021019132400/01/09/50/0K/KD/KDKKKDKKDDKK
EA|132122211640053704271200/01/120/100/0
ss'snake2535312100311091800180/00/03/90/0KDDDDKDD/D/D/KD
ss'salmon535781520031603190400/01/17/110/0DKDKK/KDK/DDKD/DDKKDDDD
ss's39921127300627123704180/01/110/200/0

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Player Chats
EA|tJ [11:35]: :>)
[10:23]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ss'salmon [10:20]: ok fuck you
ss'snake [10:13]: tj choose someone to lead :3
EA|tJ [10:07]: ye
EA|tJ [10:06]: iknow that feeling
[10:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
ss'salmon [8:58]: kai in or i quit
ss'snake [8:49]: we didnt accept aure
ss'snake [8:47]: :DDD!!!
ss'snake [8:46]: :D::W
ss'snake [8:32]: :D
[8:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:31]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[7:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[6:42]: FIGHT!
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
ss'salmon [6:12]: xd
[6:10]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:08]: The Allies have activated the crane!
ss'salmon [6:08]: XDXDXDXXDDXDXXDDXXDDXDXXDXDXDXD
[5:55]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ss'salmon [5:21]: so gay
EA|tJ [4:14]: lagdrops
EA|tJ [4:13]: gg
ss'salmon [4:08]: shut up
ss'salmon [4:03]: like we give a fuck
ss'snake [3:32]: nice
ss'salmon [3:29]: TY
ss'snake [3:28]: np
EA|Aur [3:23]: :(
EA|Aur [3:20]: maybe kai can play
ss'snake [3:19]: shut up
EA|Aur [3:17]: IF HIS PING IS GOOD
ss'salmon [3:16]: xd
[3:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:48 (original: 12:00)
ss'snake [Intermission]: wp look roll of honor
EA|Aur [Intermission]: rofl
EA|Aur [Intermission]: :<
ss'snake [Intermission]: shut up
EA|tJ [9:44]: EA|Pl0xX: Why lean when there is wh?
EA^E|kai [7:50]: lol bs
EA|tJ [6:45]: :>)
EA|tJ [6:45]: :>)
[6:24]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:16]: Main blast door opening!
EA^E|kai [5:39]: I CANT PLAY
EA|tJ [5:38]: lol that ping tho
[5:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ss'salmon [5:36]: np
[5:35]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ss'salmon [5:35]: huh
[5:35]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ss'snake [5:35]: :s
EA^E|kai [5:35]: still have higher dmg noobs
EA|Aur [5:36]: :O
ss'salmon [5:36]: u cant just change players during a game
[5:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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ss'salmon [5:36]: i knw rules mate
[5:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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ss'snake [5:36]: kai
[5:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:36]: FIGHT!
[5:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
EA^E|kai [5:35]: i cant play :|
EA|tJ [5:35]: well u can
EA|Aur [5:35]: ?
[5:35]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
EA|Aur [5:35]: really
EA|tJ [5:35]: in pauses or when the whole map is ended
[5:35]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:35]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
EA|Aur [5:35]: ??
EA|tJ [5:35]: play or forfeit..
EA|tJ [5:35]: ?
[5:35]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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EA|tJ [5:35]: ty
[5:35]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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ss'salmon [5:35]: np
[5:35]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[5:35]: FIGHT!
EA|tJ [5:35]: <3
ss'snake [5:30]: shut up
[4:54]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ss'salmon [4:39]: so lame
[4:23]: Main blast door closing!
[4:03]: Main blast door opening!
[3:58]: Main blast door closing!
ss'salmon [3:27]: :D:D:D:D
EA|tJ [3:26]: :>)
[3:24]: Main blast door opening!
ss'snake [3:15]: ok gtfo
[3:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:45
EA|tJ [Warmup]: Warrior<3
ss'salmon [Warmup]: kai in?
EA|tJ [Warmup]: afk in ts
ss'snake [Warmup]: :)
ss'salmon [Warmup]: ok get some1 then
EA|tJ [Warmup]: cant
EA|tJ [Warmup]: snake rup
ss'snake [Warmup]: not ready
EA|Aur [Warmup]: RUP?
ss'salmon [Warmup]: ty
EA|Aur [Warmup]: now ready pleas
EA|tJ [Warmup]: rup or forfeit
EA|tJ [Warmup]: come one
EA|tJ [Warmup]: dont have all the time
EA|tJ [Warmup]: Irazus: Why is ettv speclocked :s?
EA|tJ [Warmup]: ?
EA|tJ [Warmup]: ?????
EA|tJ [Warmup]: Snake rup?
ss'salmon [Warmup]: maby snake isnt ready
ss'salmon [Warmup]: ??
EA|tJ [Warmup]: ?
EA|Aur [Warmup]: CMON?
EA|tJ [Warmup]: :S?
ss'salmon [Warmup]: idk
EA|tJ [Warmup]: rup in 1 min or forfeit
EA|tJ [Warmup]: just saying
ss'snake [Countdown]: np
EA|tJ [Countdown]: ty
ss'snake [Countdown]: np
ss'salmon [Countdown]: np
[5:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
EA|tJ [5:05]: Server ddossed?
ss'salmon [5:05]: ok restart
EA|tJ [5:05]: gg :s
EA|tJ [5:05]: same
[5:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ss'salmon [5:05]: cus lag
EA|tJ [5:05]: serverlag
ss'salmon [5:05]: restart
[5:05]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:05]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
EA|tJ [5:05]: why restart?
[5:05]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
EA|tJ [5:05]: :s
[5:05]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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EA|tJ [5:05]: play
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ss'salmon [5:05]: cus i didnt get to plant
ss'snake [5:05]: wow
[5:05]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[5:05]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:05]: FIGHT!
ss'salmon [5:02]: and now i fulled
[3:49]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:15]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:25]: Axis have returned the objective!
ss'salmon [0:00]: faggots
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:45)
ss'snake [Intermission]: cancer
EA|tJ [Intermission]: <3333333333333333333
ss'snake [Intermission]: shut up
EA|tJ [Intermission]: snake
ss'snake [Intermission]: yes

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