Skull Commando Squad vs turbot (2446 views)

pl jiN
nl timbolina
be ViKO
fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
16.12.14 15:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT VOKKI 44 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT VOKKI 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT VOKKI 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT ^WSTATTI 13 gibs
...and stay dead! sCs j:N kurwa 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT ^WSTATTI 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT VOKKI 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! sCs V:KO 305 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT VOKKI 352 XP
Red Shirt sCs V:KO 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT ^WSTATTI 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore sCs t:Mbo 196 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 2 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT VOKKI126352443510009842664441260/01/236/257/119218453
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott68255344941216717465703460/03/127/296/221113134
TURBOT ^WSTATTI98309434413001275688313370/02/141/290/217618938
TURBOT 9491612112827123723168213275090/06/1104/2913/219316845
sCs j:N kurwa68226304410006713773252380/00/129/361/223816634
sCs V:KO51260315972111795674751160/02/226/424/425712337
sCs t:Mbo6726229438027623483682090/02/328/261/821519535
sCs 617489014625232421327231685630/04/383/266/823716135
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI1901541910600235092549360/00/116/73/1KKKDKKDKKKKKKKD/DKKXDKDDK/KDKK
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott6613416243118294126972280/01/012/144/1KDK/KKD///KDD/KSKKDDDDTK/KDKKD/KDDK/KKDDD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI751271520500630603632370/01/114/110/2/KKD/KDDKK/KDDKDKKDKDDKKKDD/D/DD/KK
TURBOT 1104155054141116951088783010/02/242/327/4
sCs j:N kurwa751051216500131203162180/00/012/160/0XKDKDKDDDDKDKDKKDDKDDKDKK/KDD
sCs V:KO461301328421531313143580/00/110/194/2SDDDKDDDDD//DDSKDKKDDKDDKKDKDDKTDD//KK/KDKD
sCs t:Mbo851141214501126273205180/02/111/80/5TDDKKDKDKDK/DDKKDKDDKKKXDKDD
sCs 6934937581422788789510940/02/233/434/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI100861010100219391511360/00/09/81/0DKDKKKD/KDKD/KDKDKKD
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott44294910048361499180/00/04/40/1DD//KD/DK/KKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI603861030021562190300/00/06/80/0DDKKDKDDDKD/KKD/
TURBOT 681532029500843374913540/00/019/201/1
sCs j:N kurwa77507910031719123400/00/06/61/0K/KDD/DKKDK/DDKK
sCs V:KO554559200215831314400/00/05/70/1XKDK/DK/KDKDDDD
sCs t:Mbo1005099101216111789650/00/09/61/1TKKKDKDDDKK//KDKDKD
sCs 7714521274017491343371050/00/020/192/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI76811013300422091936540/00/17/93/0XK/KKDDKK//KDDDKDDDK/KDK
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott1008814140014311120291000/02/111/92/0KTDKDKKDDDDKDKKK/KKDDK/KK//KD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI190125191040032595226200/01/018/70/0KKDKK/KKDKKDKDKK/KK/KDKKDKDKK
TURBOT 122294433770111791562271540/03/236/255/0
sCs j:N kurwa47548174002195224792020/00/18/120/2DDDDK/DDDKDK/DKKDKDKKDDDD
sCs V:KO63771219100428132640180/02/110/130/1DDKKKD/DK/KDKDKDDDDD/KKKDDDK/KD
sCs t:Mbo35876172004146227961080/00/16/100/2KDD/KD//KDK/DDDDKDDKDDD
sCs 48218265370010622779153280/02/324/350/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI2503152000176944800/01/04/10/0DKKK/KK
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott0402000028634500/00/00/20/0DD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI751934100135151600/00/03/30/0KDKD/KD
TURBOT 108548810021406130900/01/07/60/0
sCs j:N kurwa15017320000346450180/00/03/20/0KKKDD
sCs V:KO33813000042937800/00/01/30/0KDDD
sCs t:Mbo6611230000534578180/00/12/20/0DKDKD
sCs 833668000013091406360/00/16/70/0

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Player Chats
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: shoutout ripe <3
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Countdown]: shoutout to twitch.tv/timbolina
sCs t:Mbo [Countdown]: glhf statti
sCs V:KO [Countdown]: specula fragmovie soon <3 <3
sCs t:Mbo [11:40]: good start is half the work
sCs t:Mbo [11:06]: solid
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:55]: :D!
[9:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [4:13]: xD
[4:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [4:06]: Shouts to janny<3 put ur cam on pls:(
[4:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
sCs t:Mbo [3:57]: she put her cam on with me
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:53]: :(((
[3:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
sCs t:Mbo [1:33]: intense
sCs t:Mbo [1:20]: shoutout janny <3
[0:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: [16:40:23] XXX: camming with timbo
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: gg...
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: roll the bones
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: so offansive
sCs V:KO [Warmup]: [16:41:42] Janny: let me be your cum garage
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: gg
sCs V:KO [Warmup]: <Janny> real logs
sCs j:N kurwa [Countdown]: shoutout nila
sCs t:Mbo [11:44]: <Janny> swani's bed skills is as shit as his et
[10:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
sCs t:Mbo [9:14]: wf0eawkef0wfe
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [8:51]: lol :s
[8:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
sCs t:Mbo [8:40]: I AM INVINCIBLE
TURBOT VOKKI [8:25]: what is that
[7:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
sCs t:Mbo [7:13]: +1
sCs t:Mbo [7:08]: "Lets all go 3rd, dont challenge them"
sCs t:Mbo [7:06]: +1
[7:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [6:29]: sXD
sCs t:Mbo [6:27]: XD
sCs t:Mbo [6:10]: GEGE
[5:43]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:16 (original: 12:00)
sCs V:KO [Intermission]: AH SO CLOSE
sCs t:Mbo [Intermission]: and yet so far
sCs t:Mbo [Intermission]: but in the end
sCs j:N kurwa [Intermission]: highest light weapons at least
sCs V:KO [Intermission]: in donut matres
sCs t:Mbo [Intermission]: it doughnut matter
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: swani would you do me?
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: is it cuz i blak?
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: wtf
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: you should see replay
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: aim 100%
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: i think that tree had big boxes
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: unlike you
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: LOL
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: O)OOLOLOOO
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: i rekt u laddie
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: someone at door @ viko
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: hooker
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: its nonkel kevin for a white christmas
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: vokki add me to facebook
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: :XD
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: why
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: swani ur real name is swanidius
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: ?
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: arent we friends?
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: I think my monitor is about to break
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: did youpunch it?
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: no :s
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: then it might break
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: its not typical finnish name tho
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: all colors so light
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: maybe itll die
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: it saw the light
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: ripin pepperonis <3
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: checked everything but shouldnt be the settings
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: cant see shit on Et
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: theres no shit in et for all i know
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: ITs the map ice bad configs gg
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: do u see very bright ppl and no walls?
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: it might be software hehe
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: yes
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: :D
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: hehehahadh
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: some driver update?
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: ye
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: you got windows 7 then, it needs update
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: 8
sCs t:Mbo [Warmup]: so klose
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: cgac incoming need to get windows xp
sCs t:Mbo [Countdown]: only in warm up i give headshots
sCs t:Mbo [Countdown]: in game itsppppppprtt fffffffff
sCs t:Mbo [9:21]: gh
sCs V:KO [9:18]: gh
[8:04]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT VOKKI [7:50]: XD
sCs V:KO [7:40]: door OP
[7:36]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:12]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:08]: should be easy headshoot map but no hs
sCs j:N kurwa [6:18]: elviss?
[6:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[5:39]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
sCs j:N kurwa [5:17]: :XD
[5:14]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
sCs t:Mbo [4:40]: xDDD
[4:23]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:57]: gtv'ETTV ettv HUB five connected
[3:09]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:51]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:25]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:57]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:28]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:27]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
sCs V:KO [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
sCs j:N kurwa [Warmup]: roll the bones
[9:07]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[9:05]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
sCs t:Mbo [8:11]: did we won
[8:09]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:50 (original: 10:00)
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: v51
[Intermission]: sCs j:N disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius<3woott disconnected
[Intermission]: sCs V:KO disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT STATTI disconnected

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