Hodor vs happy soldiers (3703 views)

pl IGLA
pl meehow
fi vokki
fi Olden
de mental
se alexL
pl LoCkheed
pl buggs
pl sosji
pl Sebson
pl w1lko
pl dex
03.01.15 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor( mental ) 100 kills
Killing Spree hodor(alexl) 10 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor(alexl) 153% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! C:) buggs. 31 gibs
...and stay dead! C:) buggs. 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hodor(alexl) 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hodor( igla ) 57 SPAM kills
Fragstealer random 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor(alexl) 180 damage per frag
What objective? hodor(alexl) 684 XP
Red Shirt C:) Sebson 115 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? random 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hodor(alexl) 226 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut C:) DEX FUNNY GUY 9 team kills
Gingerbread man hodor( igla ) 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor( igla )7732872932116201161398364070/016/90/5957/1516110546
hodor(alexl)15368489582803816247126194000/016/875/321/12183218107
hodor( meehow )105473837723271412834101797130/04/1258/3811/1515512957
hodor( JAKEKE )95493838622151212137128686120/03/1162/3714/2514614858
hodor( mental )8949510011229031316762148984170/03/973/7427/2316813355
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J)8250169839121311211116022142/03/1062/403/1816213834
hodor(96297449650913252680808047200227632/045/10330/40113/1816314556
C:) sosji@speakers672996699806189800111383830/13/664/475/2514811337
C:) buggs.773968510931111413250124821750/01/955/5729/2015611336
C:) Sebson703238111525041611608119704980/036/80/6747/2214310436
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY91498738026091512205135196580/17/765/435/1916716968
random62306631021406188633119746980/04/853/6812/913711768
C:) lock73412669021051011358139617220/06/553/5811/1917215547
C:) 73223443459512513191668547504431340/057/5290/58109/1915412947
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor( igla )95902122503629412347680/06/10/2120/4DKDKDTDDK/KD/TDDKKKDKK/KK/KKDDDDKKDKKKDKKDKKD/DKDDDKDK/DTDDKKD
hodor(alexl)14315823161801445023162710/07/317/70/4KDKKK/DKKKDKKDKKXDDD/DDKKDKKDKKKK/K/DKKKTX
hodor( meehow )1231682621700540093547540/02/222/112/5KDKDDXKKDXDKKKDDKK/K//DKK/KKKDKDKKDKDKK/KDKKDDKKD
hodor( JAKEKE )12312332266046372331053580/01/419/127/5DDKK/KKT/DKDKDTKDK/KKKKDKDDKKKDKK/DKDKDK/XKDKKKT/DKKKDDKKDKKDTD
hodor( mental )116195353016022591040613080/01/326/2210/8DK/KDKXTKDKKDDDKXKXDKKDDDKKDKKDKKDDKKDK/DKDDDKKKTKDKXDDKKDKKKDDKDXKDKKDKX
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J)1201992420302341703648511/02/420/102/4DKKKDKDDXKDDDTKKKKDKTDKKDDKDKDK/K/DKKDDKKKDKK/
hodor(120933161135550122625255198709101/019/17104/8341/30
C:) sosji@speakers8313225303023448649661940/11/224/192/5KKDDTKD/KDK/DKDXDDTDKDKDKKKDK/KKKDKKDDKKDDDDKKKDDKDKDKDDDD
C:) buggs.5712819331310133734122180/00/316/163/9KDKDKKDKDDKDKKDKDKDK/KDKDDDKDDDKDSDDDXKDDDDDKDKDDDKDD
C:) Sebson5812321361500231713824800/08/10/2313/9DKKKDKDXDKDX/KDKDDKDDKXDKDD/KDDDKDKDDDDDKDKKKDKDDDDKDDDKDKD
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY8115322279023365147111060/03/420/131/5KDDDKTKDK/KTDKDDDDKDKDDKDKDKDKKKDDDDDKKKDDKK/KK/DDK
random4211911265002278342941820/01/69/161/2DKDKDK/DDKDDDDKDKKDKKDDDDD/DKDDKDDDDD
C:) lock7513221286031347941673140/02/117/205/6DK/DDXDDDKKXTDDTKDDDKKDDDDDKKDDKKKDTDKKDKDKKDKKDDDKKDK
C:) 6678711918051171220943260848940/115/1786/10725/36

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor( igla )72481318601321761714810/02/10/1410/0KDKKKKDDKKDKDD/KD/TDDKDKDDD/DKKD
hodor(alexl)127941411400122352436730/03/311/50/2KDKKKDD/KKXKKDDKKDDKDDKKKD
hodor( meehow )76991013201219472204710/01/28/82/2DKDKTKKDDDDXDDDKK/DK/KKKD
hodor( JAKEKE )536271330001343170400/00/23/54/4KDKDKKDDDDDDDDKKDDKD
hodor( mental )7353111520022102210100/01/17/123/0KDKDKDDD/KDDDDDKDKDKK/KKDK
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J)80671215200117082281360/01/011/120/2DKD/DKKDDKDDDKDKDDKKDKDKKKD
hodor(8042367851902911511124402610/08/940/5619/10
C:) sosji@speakers5042714201419501930710/00/38/50/4KKDDDDK/KDD//KDTDKKX/XDD
C:) buggs.10070171730052602177500/01/113/72/3DKKDKDKDKDKKK//DKK/KK/DKKDKDKK/DDD
C:) Sebson76541317300420741813550/07/10/94/4DDKDDDDKXKK/KKD/K/KDKKDDDDKKKD/
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY137921183030154615852350/00/014/50/3KDKKDDKTKDKKKKKDTTDKDD
random1188219164025260520062030/01/216/104/0KK/DKDKKKDD/KDTKKKKKK/X/DKKDDKDTKKDDK/
C:) lock694491340001663240200/00/19/80/5DDDKDKDDKDKKXKDKDKXDDDKD
C:) 92384768519061812440115115640/09/860/4410/19
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor( igla )82922328711538013153690/07/40/1314/6DX/KDDDKKKK/KDD/KDDKDD/DKKDT/KDDKKKSKKDKDDKDDKKDDKKDKXX
hodor(alexl)2502752510001350672904870/01/124/61/1K/KKKKK/KKKKKKKKKKDKDKDKK/KXTKDKDKKDD
hodor( meehow )12013135299055482032573830/00/628/120/6DKKKTKK//KDKKDK/KKDKDDKKKKKD/DKKD/KDDKKKKDKKDKDKDTKKKDKDDKDTKDDKDDTDT
hodor( JAKEKE )861492023610335683851760/01/519/60/8DKKKDKKD//KDSKDKKKDKKKKKDDKDDDK/DDDKDKKDDDD
hodor( mental )921523740900759784085540/01/323/2313/8DDDDKDDK/DKDDKDKD/KKDDK/KK/KDKDK/KKD/KDKDKXDKDDD/KKKDKDKKDDKKKKKDKKXDDKKDKDKKDD
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J)821551923410833242803941/00/517/81/2//KDKDK//K//DKDKDKK/KKDDKXKKDKKSKD/KKDDKDDD
hodor(11995415915335373126558200537631/010/24111/6829/31
C:) sosji@speakers5512515273026336442421180/01/114/122/6/KKDKD/KDDKDKXK/DKDT/TKDKDDKDKKD/DDDDDKDKDDD/
C:) buggs.721172433700436273590360/00/213/1711/4K/KDKDDKDDKDKDKDDKDKKDDDKDKDDKDKDDKKDDKKKDDKDKDDKDK/DKD//
C:) Sebson769029382025383739951910/016/30/2115/6KKKDDDKKKDKKDKDDDTDDK/DDKKKDDKT/KKKDDDDDDKKKDKDDKDK/DK//DDDDKKDKDDKDK
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY5710015264008299249221460/14/110/131/6D/DD/KKDDDXDDXDKDDD/K/DK/K/KDKKDDK/DKKKK/KDX
random4810518375013324556743130/02/014/283/6DDDDDDDDKDDD/TDDDDKKDDDKDDDDKKDD/DDKDKK/DKDDDKDKDKKDKKKK
C:) lock6612718275013298841352000/01/315/182/4DKDKDD/DKDDKXXDKDDDDDKDK//DDDKKDDKDKKKKDDDKKKKDT
C:) 62664119188260629200532655810040/124/1066/10934/32

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor( igla )609815253016269526221890/01/30/1113/5DK/DKDDDKDKDKK///DD/DKD/KDDDKKDDKKTDKDKDK
hodor(alexl)12815727216010444341171690/05/123/140/5DDKDDKKKDKDKKKDKDKKKDDDDKDDKDKDDKTDKKDKKKKDDKKKKK
hodor( meehow )857512145212205811712050/01/20/77/2KDKDKDKD/DKDXKKKDKKSS/DDKKDT
hodor( JAKEKE )10015924247013350342081780/01/021/143/8/K/KKKDKDDKKDDDKKDKKKKKDDTDKDDKDKDDKKXDKD/KDKDKDDK
hodor( mental )62951727201227724651550/00/217/171/7KKDDDDK/DDDDDKDD/KDDDDKDKKKDTKDDKXDKKDKXKDKDDKD
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J)56801425000120092870330/00/114/100/10DDKDDKD/KDDKDKDDDKDDDDKKKDDKKDKDDKDKDDDX
hodor(8266410913623251417480196398290/08/975/7324/37
C:) sosji@speakers670192800150000/01/018/111/10DDDKKDKKDK/KDDKDDDK/D/KK/KDDDDDDKKDKDDK/KTKXDKKD
C:) buggs.968125268014364829951210/00/313/1713/4KKK/DKDKKDDKDDDKDKDD/K/K/KKKDKTDDKKXDKDKXKKXDKXDKDDDKKDD
C:) Sebson755618245025252623381720/05/30/1415/3K/DKKD/DKK/KDKKKDKKDDDK/KDD/DDTKDDKKDKXDDKDTD
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY131153251910044401623011710/00/221/123/5DK/KDKDDKKDKDXDKKDK/DKKD/DKKTKKKKDKTKKTTKKDDKDKKX/XX
random650152300380000/00/014/144/1/DKK/DK/K/DKKKKDDK/KK//DDTKDDDDKDKDKD/TTD
C:) lock8110918226016322832572080/03/012/124/4/KDK/KDK/K/KDTDDK/KKKDDXKDKKKXKDK/DDDDKDKDD
C:) 86399120142290123213418108916720/09/878/8040/27

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Player Chats
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: &c
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: w1lka nadal nie ma w teamie ani na CG AC
C:) lock [Warmup]: szlug>war
C:) sosji@speakers [Warmup]: JEBNIJ SIE W GLOWE
C:) buggs. [Countdown]: hf
hodor( igla ) [Countdown]: nom
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY [Countdown]: XD
C:) lock [Countdown]: czekaj
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY [Countdown]: HAX
C:) lock [Countdown]: bo wilko
hodor( igla ) [Countdown]: so hf with normal game
[14:58]: C:) buggs.called a vote.
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [14:55]: 8-D
[14:53]: *** Match Reset! ***
[14:53]: Vote passed!
[14:53]: random connected
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: omfg
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: :d
C:) lock [Warmup]: cgac probs
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: kurwa japierdole
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: :d
hodor( meehow ) [Warmup]: i tak z wami jest zawsze
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: jestem napaloni
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: You are the real problem hear, LoCk.
C:) lock [Warmup]: kennedy tez tak robil na wyborach w TV
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: here
C:) lock [Warmup]: cicho
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: suka blajt
C:) sosji@speakers [Warmup]: rup, nie bedziemy czekac
C:) buggs. [Warmup]: =D
C:) buggs. [Warmup]: =D
C:) lock [Warmup]: dobra rup
C:) lock [Warmup]: nie bedziemy czekac nie?
C:) lock [Warmup]: na was :XD
C:) buggs. [Countdown]: hf
C:) Sebson [Countdown]: hf
C:) lock [Countdown]: jak zwykle tyle czekania
C:) lock [Countdown]: zeby dali ready
C:) lock [Countdown]: xD
C:) sosji@speakers [Countdown]: 8-D
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
random [13:54]: anticheat of the year
random [13:52]: 20 fps gaming
[11:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY [11:14]: lagi jak chuj znowu
[11:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[11:14]: hodor( igla ) connected
[11:14]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[11:14]: Allies team locked from spectators by C:) Sebson
[11:14]: Allies team locked by C:) w1lko
C:) Sebson [11:14]: gla 4:0 dla nas, magic reconnect
[11:14]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
C:) sosji@speakers [11:14]: PODEJRZANE
[11:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:14]: FIGHT!
hodor( igla ) [11:14]: poki co jest 4:0 dla nas, w1lko nie ma w teamie ani na Cg ac zaraz gierka znika z gtv
hodor( igla ) [11:08]: wiec hf z normal
C:) sosji@speakers [11:04]: :{D
C:) sosji@speakers [11:03]: :{D
C:) lock [10:56]: igieu
[10:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
C:) lock [10:55]: szeryuf
[10:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
random [10:47]: MAM cI zrobic skreena ze jest wlaczone
random [10:46]: :D?
[10:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
hodor(alexl) [7:56]: wtf @ lags
^Phodor( ^Wolden ^J) [7:47]: me too
[7:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
hodor( igla ) [6:54]: CIEAKWE W1LKO
C:) sosji@speakers [6:48]: :{D
C:) sosji@speakers [6:48]: :{D
[6:34]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor(alexl) [2:57]: :DD
C:) buggs. [2:56]: gg
[2:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor( igla ) [0:45]: OOPS!
[0:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
random [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: C:) DEX FUNNY GUY disconnected
hodor( meehow ) [Warmup]: gdzie opn?
C:) buggs. [Warmup]: zaraz wroci
C:) buggs. [Warmup]: przez te cgac 20 fps
C:) buggs. [Warmup]: ma
hodor( meehow ) [Warmup]: mhm
C:) Sebson [Warmup]: ustawiaja ac bo laguje im
hodor(alexl) [Warmup]: w1lko why no ac?
hodor(alexl) [Warmup]: lags for all :)
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: just rup
C:) lock [Warmup]: xD
hodor( meehow ) [Warmup]: -_-
hodor( mental ) [Warmup]: WIOLkoeixlyopypo
hodor( meehow ) [Countdown]: gg
[Countdown]: C:) DEX FUNNY GUYcalled a vote.
hodor( igla ) [Countdown]: :d
hodor( meehow ) [Countdown]: kurwa zawsze sie tak z wami gra
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by C:) lock
[14:55]: C:) DEX FUNNY GUYcalled a vote.
[14:53]: *** Match Reset! ***
[14:53]: Vote passed!
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: :d
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: pierwsze i ostatnie offi
hodor( mental ) [Countdown]: 2015 and still problems with pc
hodor( mental ) [Countdown]: i dont understand
C:) lock [Countdown]: Xd
random [Countdown]: fuck you nazi
hodor( mental ) [Countdown]: ok
hodor( mental ) [14:57]: i am arab
random [14:52]: so eat dick
[14:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:31]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[14:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
C:) Sebson [13:39]: they are in bank wtf is that game xd
hodor( igla ) [13:31]: LoCk tactics
C:) lock [13:22]: igieu
C:) lock [13:18]: you collect best mercs
C:) lock [13:10]: and act like a smartass
hodor( igla ) [13:09]: :D?
C:) lock [13:06]: you are completely faggot :D
C:) sosji@speakers [13:01]: chlop low+ bierze med+ow i kozaczy
C:) sosji@speakers [12:59]: 8-D
C:) sosji@speakers [12:59]: 8-D
hodor( meehow ) [12:52]: o juz placz
[12:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[12:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor( JAKEKE ) [10:40]: xd
hodor( mental ) [9:14]: throwed a strike and had my gun back in the hand?! ok
[7:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:32]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:27
random [Intermission]: gg
hodor(alexl) [Warmup]: do this fast, need my eggwhites n potatoesss
C:) lock [Warmup]: you eat eggs?
hodor(alexl) [Warmup]: alot !
C:) buggs. [Countdown]: hf
C:) lock [Countdown]: 40 daily?
hodor(alexl) [Countdown]: 25!
[14:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
hodor( mental ) [12:46]: dat smoke, u guys played to much cs :D
hodor( igla ) [12:40]: :X
hodor( meehow ) [9:04]: spierdolony srv
hodor( igla ) [8:45]: I W1LKO SHOW
hodor( igla ) [7:13]: :(
[6:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
hodor(alexl) [6:39]: alex dead u flag gg mental
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
hodor(alexl) [0:09]: gg
hodor( mental ) [0:08]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
hodor( igla ) [Warmup]: lock
C:) lock [Countdown]: slucham Cie?
hodor( igla ) [Countdown]: taktyka Ci nic nie da na hodor gaming
C:) lock [Countdown]: smieciu
C:) lock [Countdown]: hodor?
C:) lock [Countdown]: przeciez to mercowie
C:) lock [14:58]: ponadto alexaL
C:) lock [14:53]: uwazales za cheatera: D
hodor( meehow ) [13:29]: gdzie pajacu
[11:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:42]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:18]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
hodor( JAKEKE ) [5:46]: nice igi
hodor( igla ) [5:42]: nice
[3:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:45]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:31]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
C:) buggs. [2:11]: gg
random [2:04]: gg
[2:01]: random disconnected
[1:43]: C:) sosji@speakers disconnected
[1:42]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 13:17 (original: 15:00)
hodor( mental ) [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: hodor( meehow ) disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor( mental ) disconnected
hodor( igla ) [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: C:) buggs. disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor(alexl) disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor( igla ) disconnected
[Intermission]: C:) lock disconnected
C:) DEX FUNNY GUY [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: C:) Sebson disconnected
[Intermission]: C:) DEX FUNNY GUY disconnected

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