playboyteam vs Steroids (2503 views)

pl czk
nl kARMA
nl mENACE
nl aureon
us detdet
ca bN
us TheEnd
26.01.15 22:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ROIDS LOLPLAYER 65 kills
Killing Spree ROID$ Call Me Maybe 8 frags without being killed
Accountant ROIDS LOLPLAYER 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! gladdemenace 13 gibs
...and stay dead! gladdemenace 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS LOLPLAYER 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! PL kARMA 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ROIDS LOLPLAYER 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gladdemenace 286 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS LOLPLAYER 404 XP
Red Shirt gladdemenace 89 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PL kARMA 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ROID$ Call Me Maybe 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ROID$ Call Me Maybe 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ROIDS LOLPLAYER 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
gladdemenace3824134891302207841113301950/02/432/572/8231127310
-N- Aure64342487513012312385116132890/01/844/434/225815535
PL kARMA6828251759002010984120262430/03/538/499/3215160511
PL kARMA5686513323935036331210349697270/06/5114/4915/323514749
ROID$ Call Me Maybe89363586511042311735104814280/08/152/392/220216185
ROID$ detdet7340053711121231101196093410/03/246/425/720813247
ROIDS LOLPLAYER96404656810012512223111201570/06/355/375/518816475
ROID85116717620432267134969312109260/017/3153/3712/519915266
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace2838414200211061624210/00/14/80/3DDKKDDDDDDD/D/KDKD
-N- Aure5347713200119042365640/00/06/121/0DDKDDDKDDDKDD/KKDDKK
PL kARMA66366920041256105900/01/13/32/1DKD/KKK/DDKD//K
PL kARMA491211736600742665048850/01/213/233/4
ROID$ Call Me Maybe12276119700320491735540/00/110/41/1D/DKKKKKKKK/KDK/DKDD
ROID$ detdet875478100115081174180/01/05/51/2KDKKDDDK/DKKDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER13776118300414911357360/01/08/42/0KKK/KKD//KDKK/KDKKD
ROID115206292511008504842661080/02/123/134/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace73411115300415091757180/00/111/100/0/DKDKDDDDKDK/K/K/DDKKKDKDK
-N- Aure90681011200523721573350/01/18/51/0DKKDKK/K/K/KDDK//KKDD
PL kARMA8138911200415131746720/01/18/60/0DDK/KDK/KDKDK/DK/KDK
PL kARMA81147303770013539450761250/02/327/211/0
ROID$ Call Me Maybe45505110023165818701790/02/05/70/1T/KDDDTK/DK/KDDDKD
ROID$ detdet66498122112150713811730/00/18/111/0KXKDDK/KKTDDKDKX/DDKDDDS
ROIDS LOLPLAYER8454111340011911214300/01/110/110/1KDKDD/KXKDKKDDDDDKKDKDKKD
ROID6515324366136507653943520/03/223/291/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace4762919502417082476720/01/19/121/2D/KD/DKKKDDDKDDDTDKK/KDDKD/TDD
-N- Aure787811142005233122331130/00/311/60/1KK/D/DK/K/KKKDKDDK/DDDKKXD
PL kARMA1007915151001286029971160/01/112/142/0K/DKKKKKDKDDDKDDKXKDDKDKDKKDKDD
PL kARMA75219354880210689977063010/02/532/323/3
ROID$ Call Me Maybe1009216164013305126061540/02/015/130/0DKD//DDK/KDKDDDKKDKDKKDTKKDKDKKKK
ROID$ detdet3696719310622121895400/00/16/111/1KDK//DKDDDDK/K/DD//DDKKDDDS
ROIDS LOLPLAYER1251161512100324432398180/03/111/81/1DKKDDKD/DKKKKKKKDK/KDDKKXD/K
ROID87304384781112770668992120/05/232/322/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace1646424000721043488840/01/03/160/1/D/DDDK/KDDDDDDKDD/DDDDD/K//
-N- Aure346382310082922325700/00/28/130/0DDD/K/KD/DK/DKDKD/DKDK//DKD/DDD
PL kARMA4066922000630293468540/00/28/131/1D//D/DDDDDDKK/DDKDDKK/KD/DDKKDK
PL kARMA301752169100218055102131380/01/419/421/2
ROID$ Call Me Maybe1068517160001131292129360/03/013/51/0K//KDKDK//K/KK/KKK/KDK/DK/KK//DKK
ROID$ detdet859317204001133803249360/01/016/80/1/K/KK/K//D/KK/K/DKK/DKDKDKKKDK/K/KDDD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER738814190001237042677360/00/113/61/0K///K/KDKK/K/KDDD/KK//KDD/KKD/K/K
ROID882664855400341021380551080/04/142/192/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace9231110001382108800/00/11/80/1D/DDDDDDKDDD
-N- Aure85596720021801116800/00/26/30/0DDKDKD/KKKD/K
PL kARMA66396920021207131510/00/02/73/0DDK/K/KDDDKDKDK
PL kARMA53121132740053390357110/00/39/183/1
ROID$ Call Me Maybe5032360011759108850/01/03/50/0KK/DKTDDDD
ROID$ detdet16661106100213621196740/01/09/30/2KK/DKKDKXXK/DKKKKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER1284597001314501106670/01/08/31/1KK//DKTKKKK/KKDDD
ROID11513822191026357133901460/03/020/111/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gladdemenace8331563002103289700/00/04/31/1D/K/KDKKDKD
-N- Aure852767401210551017770/00/05/42/1KDKK/DDT/KDKKD
PL kARMA66246920031119144100/00/05/61/1DDKD/K/KKDKXK/DD
PL kARMA78821722901732063355770/00/014/134/3
ROID$ Call Me Maybe85286700021089105300/00/06/50/0KK/K/DKDDDKDK
ROID$ detdet6647460001104271400/00/02/42/1KD/DKDKDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER55255920021224143900/00/05/50/2KDD/DKDDDK/KKD
ROID69100152220053355320600/00/013/142/3

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Player Chats
-N- Aure [Warmup]: WAIT
-N- Aure [Warmup]: CGAC
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Warmup]: RUP\
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Warmup]: holy fuck
gladdemenace [Warmup]: The time has been come
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Countdown]: gotta turn into a yeti
[8:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:10]: Milanooo connected
[8:06]: Allies team locked by gladdemenace
[8:00]: Allies team locked from spectators by gladdemenace
[5:27]: Main blast door opening!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:50]: Main blast door closing!
[4:29]: Main blast door opening!
[4:05]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:54
gladdemenace [Warmup]: The time has been come
PL kARMA [5:25]: :D
PL kARMA [4:38]: man hard to hit your lagging bodys:D
[3:14]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:54)
ROIDS SWZZ [Intermission]: ma son karma
[11:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:52]: ROIDS JKR connected
[10:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ROIDS JKR [10:34]: yo
ROIDS SWZZ [10:30]: yeo
ROIDS JKR [10:24]: hows that blizzard rofl
[10:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ROIDS SWZZ [10:02]: rofl this nigga joe cant see the roads with his short ass
ROIDS JKR [9:51]: yea he told em he almost crashed hahhaaha
ROIDS SWZZ [8:47]: this nigga joe doing 50 on ice
ROIDS SWZZ [8:43]: wilding
ROIDS JKR [8:42]: LOL
[8:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
ROIDS JKR [8:34]: he sick for that lol
[8:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:23]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [6:16]: best truck driver na
[6:07]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ROID$ detdet [3:18]: THE SNOWS NOT GONNA SHOVEL ITSELF
gladdemenace [3:17]: SCORES
[3:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:45
PL kARMA [Intermission]: Hans with 350 ping was more hittable:PPP
gladdemenace [Warmup]: The time has been come
ROIDS SWZZ [Warmup]: ma son karmA
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: menace > detdet
ROIDS SWZZ [Warmup]: karma > lolplayer
PL kARMA [Warmup]: yes this
gladdemenace [Warmup]: bench > playing
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Warmup]: a sock > lolplayer
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: everyone > anim
ROID$ detdet [Warmup]: spectators please be respectful
ROIDS SWZZ [Warmup]: bench > detdet driving skillz
ROIDS SWZZ [Countdown]: clash of clans?
ROIDS SWZZ [Countdown]: anyone
[5:26]: ROIDS JKR disconnected
gladdemenace [5:12]: XD
PL kARMA [3:17]: :D
PL kARMA [3:16]: rofl
gladdemenace [0:11]: tails
[0:09]: PL menaCecalled a vote.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:45)
[10:23]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
gladdemenace [8:25]: :)?
[8:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:28
gladdemenace [Intermission]: 1/11
gladdemenace [Intermission]: 2k15
ROID$ detdet [Intermission]: end nice throw
gladdemenace [Intermission]: cute damage
gladdemenace [Warmup]: The time has been come
[3:44]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:30]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:30]: Door Controls have been constructed.
-N- Aure [2:26]: dammn
-N- Aure [2:25]: lag
-N- Aure [2:22]: ?
[2:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:00 (original: 4:28)
ROID$ detdet [Intermission]: WEEE
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Intermission]: ggs
gladdemenace [Intermission]: ggs
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: despite sandbags efforts
ROID$ detdet [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: PL menaCe disconnected
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: to throw this match
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Intermission]: even with detdets trolling
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Intermission]: we won
[Intermission]: ROID$ detdet disconnected
ROID$ Call Me Maybe [Intermission]: spawning back
[Intermission]: ROIDS LOLPLAYER disconnected
[Intermission]: -N- Aure disconnected
PL kARMA [Intermission]: gg\z
[Intermission]: ROID$ Call Me Maybe disconnected

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