Forward Momentum vs Terminal Illness (5021 views)

us Foreigner
us Sem
us vein
ca anim
ca monkey
ca rito
ru mirror
us eMERICA
us Joker
us detdet
us vodKa
ca Dynasty
pl meehow

American ET 6on6: Season 1
Playoffs - Upper Bracket Round 1
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [ti]detdet 129 kills
Killing Spree ROIDS Joker 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ROIDS Joker 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! )>>( INCUBUS 38 gibs
...and stay dead! )>>( Foreigner 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning )>>( mirror 100 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [ti]detdet 78 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [ti^X]Dynasty 142 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! candyzdad 317 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS Joker 629 XP
Red Shirt [ti^X]Dynasty 134 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [ti^X]Dynasty 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore )>>( LOLPLAYER 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut )>>( INCUBUS 7 team kills
Gingerbread man ROIDS Joker 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ROIDS Joker12262912210023013120986159941881/06/394/537/1217216078
[ti]detdet10155212912634253119961120399170/052/81/5978/201559465
[ti^X]Dynasty423535613418043010127155254710/00/848/745/23181116317
[ti]meehow755599612720122317029168043220/06/1371/5818/3017713157
^J[ti^J]emerica705977911315002912200173734530/02/1167/5510/1215415435
[ti]MoLLy514156412515052213214183576820/03/1160/716/19206147210
[ti]753105546725125317166935179609230331/069/11341/71124/1917413449
)>>(ETPlayer93477798425142013435128114610/03/1166/4211/917015145
)--( xy-god733959012123331713826123077520/025/153/5961/241549959
)>>( LOLPLAYER915499410121211516277170902590/09/765/579/2717316665
)>>( mirror10061810810826032418322174668280/08/13100/573/1417016266
)>>( Foreigner444515813221041911171153455420/10/1145/654/29193116710
)>>( INCUBUS103611119111384723205421548411550/09/1184/5431/2017313555
( 8231015486571541022118935739050339970/054/11363/54119/2017213867
candyzdad4287819202425193014640/00/19/91/531515927
4287819202425193014640/00/19/91/531515927
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker841162125201445114214220/00/221/131/7KD/KDKKKKDDKDKKD/KDKKDKDDDDK/KDK/KKDKTKDKDXDDDDDX
[ti]detdet1061103129111210483626263680/015/40/1315/1KDKDDDK/DDDDKKK/DD/KKDK/KDKDKKD/K/KK//K/DKKTKDKDKSK/KKKKKKDKTK
[ti^X]Dynasty51731529300725113232180/00/112/211/1DDKDDDKKDK//KKDDKDDD/KD/DKDKDX//DXKDKDKDKKD/DD
[ti]meehow711232738700654133501270/00/322/185/10DKDDKKDKDKK/D//KDKDKDDDDDDDK/KDKDDKD/KDDKDDKDKDKKDKDDDKDDKK/KKDKK
^J[ti^J]emerica8818523264001228633891520/01/118/84/2KDKK/K/KK/DDKKDK//K/KK/KDD/DKDKDK/KK/D/KKDDK/KKDD
[ti]MoLLy711302028201835394142610/00/218/143/4DKDKDK/KDD/KKDDK/KDDKDKK/DKKDTKK//KDKDD/DK/KDDDKD
[ti]7973713717529144723673216065480/016/1391/8729/25
)>>(ETPlayer7615120265025429945991770/00/521/151/1DDDKT/DKDKD/K/DKDKKDDKDTKDKDDD/K/KDKKDKKKDDKDKKD
)--( xy-god7798172260062754241700/03/21/1313/3KKK/KKKDDDKDDKDDKKKDDK/XKD/DXDDDKK/D/K/DK
)>>( LOLPLAYER1081182523410140473990360/02/113/176/5KKKXDXDKKKKDKKKKDDKDKDDKKDKKKKD/KDKKDDDKDDKSDKDDDD
)>>( mirror10012725257002366643301860/03/422/140/5DKKDDKKDKDKDKDKDD/KDDKDDKKKKKK/DDKDDKDKDKKDKDDKKDK
)>>( Foreigner329112374014288543591120/00/111/192/10DDTKDDDDDDDD/DKKDDDDKKDK///DKDDDDKDKDKDDKKDDDDDDDD
)>>( INCUBUS961042829911539553978960/05/318/124/6KKDDKDSK/KK/KKKDKKDDK/KDKK/DKDKD/DDDKKDTDDDKKKKDKDKDDKKKDD
( 8268912716235242321606236736070/013/1686/9026/30

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker150126302040074449301401/05/021/111/2KDKDDKKDDK/KDKKKKKKKDKDKKKKDKKKK/X/K/K/KKDDKK/DK/DK
[ti]detdet1031232726400938722536360/014/10/1113/2KK/KKKDDDK/K/DKDK/KDKKKDKDKDDKDKKD//K/KKD/KKDDKK/KKDD
[ti^X]Dynasty36769253015190334541400/00/18/162/4D/DKDDDDDKDKDDK//D/DXDTXDDKKDDKDK/KDD
[ti]meehow3963923400622323243720/00/06/142/3DKKK//DDDD/KKK/DD/DKDD/DDKDDKDDD
^J[ti^J]emerica569014251006264939222090/00/212/142/3/DKKDK/D/KDKKDD/KK/DDDDKDDKDKKDDDDKDK/D
[ti]MoLLy455211243023219235763000/01/310/152/2KDDDDKKDKD/DKDKK/KD/KKDDTDTDKDDDDDDDD
[ti]7253010014319033617297197457571/020/757/8122/16
)>>(ETPlayer859223276117378628092600/00/615/96/4/KDDD/DKKDKKKD/KDKDKKDDXDKDD/DKK/TSDDKKKDKK/KDKKDKK/
)--( xy-god526611213023216722352040/03/30/107/5DD/KKDKKDK/KDDDDDKDDDKK/KDDDDTTDDK
)>>( LOLPLAYER951222021100433323370360/02/317/91/8DKDDKDKKDDKD/DKDKDDDDDKKKXDKK/XK/KDKKKKK/XDK
)>>( mirror7311117232019374433873280/01/317/100/1DK/KDK/KD/DK/KDK/TKKK/KDKDD//DDKKD/KDDKKD
)>>( Foreigner4285819301415292846180/10/29/100/3KTDKK/X//D/DDDDKDKDDKDDDDDXKDK
)>>( INCUBUS12113328239125518726503730/01/324/105/4XKDKDKKSTKK/K/KKDDDDKDDDK/DTDKKKDK/KKKKKDDKKKDK/KKDKKD
( 78609107134242732197451729712190/17/2082/5819/25
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker1211492319500242864154360/00/123/130/1KDK/KKKKDKDDKDDKDKDDKKDKKDDDKKKK/KKDDKKDKD
[ti]detdet861262529700239433087340/011/20/1514/8KDXDKKDDDDDKKKDDKDDKKDDD/K/KDKDKDKKDDDKKKKDKDDKDDKKDKKD
[ti^X]Dynasty4510414315015239633031610/00/314/171/6KX/XDDD/DKDDDDKDDDKDK/KDDDDDKDDKK/KDTDK/DKDKKDDD
[ti]meehow951572122312133493643150/02/518/83/5TDKTKDDKKDKDKKDKDDDKDDD/KDDDKDKDKKKDKKSKKKKDD
^J[ti^J]emerica641341625500226033880580/01/312/143/4DKDKDKKDDDDKDDKDDDDKDKDDD/KKDKDK/KKDDDKDK
[ti]MoLLy3610011305011300347631800/01/410/191/6TDD/DKDDDDKDDDKDDKDDDDDDKDDXDDKDDKDKDDKDDKK
[ti]7577011015630141319580228304840/015/1877/8622/30
)>>(ETPlayer13112021161001631922979240/03/017/102/1KDDKDDK/KKDKKXKKDK/TKKKK/KDK/DDK/KK/KDK
)--( xy-god8711028326204351830263100/08/62/1517/6DKKS/KKDKDKKDKKDDK/KKD/KDDDKDK/KXKDKKDSKKDDDDDDDDDKKDDKKKKKDD
)>>( LOLPLAYER901031921700232613990760/03/116/150/4/KDKDKDD/KDXKKXDKKKDKKDKDDKDKKDDKKDDDKDKDD
)>>( mirror13516427206025434333031740/01/227/91/4KKKXKDKDDKKK/KK/DK/K/TDT/KKKDDKKDKDKKDDDKDKDKKKKKD
)>>( Foreigner9514023247022380326702290/00/311/161/3KKDK/TKDKKKDD/TKDKDKDKKKKKKDDDKDKKKKDDKDDDDDDKDDD
)>>( INCUBUS9616524256017471336123200/03/313/129/4D/KDKDDDKKDDKK/D/KTK/KKXK/KDK/KKDKDKDDKKD/KKDKKDDKD
( 106802142138422626228301958011330/018/1586/7730/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker12111423198001237382128760/00/019/64/2/K/KKKXKKK/KK//K/K/KK/KK/KKDD/DDDKK/DKDK/KK
[ti]detdet1338624184137319513504790/05/01/821/2KDK/KKSTKKKKDKTK/KKK/KKD/K//KTKK/KDKDDDKKDKDD
[ti^X]Dynasty502911223017147522071510/00/37/80/4KDK//DDK//DKD//DKKKKDTDD/DKDDKDKDD
[ti]meehow761041621300227553196960/01/312/113/7DDKKDKKD/KXDK/KKDDKKDDXDDDKDDKDKKKDDKDD
^J[ti^J]emerica5282917300514442290760/00/29/90/1KD//DKKK///KKDDKDDKDDDKDDD
[ti]MoLLy52811325201627393489630/00/114/140/5KDD/DDDD/DKD/K/K/KD/TKXKXDDDKDDDDKDDKKKDK
[ti]814969612223153915346146609410/06/962/5628/21
)>>(ETPlayer100114151540022158242400/00/013/82/3KDKKKDKDKDDDKDKDKKK/K/DKDKDKDD
)--( xy-god6653142140012334214300/06/30/98/7DKD/DDDKKDDKDDDDDDDKKKDKKDDKKDDKKKD
)>>( LOLPLAYER631041219411624993016570/01/112/100/3TXDK/KDDDKDDD/DKDDK/KKDD/KKK/KK/DS
)>>( mirror838615183003259831261040/02/013/140/2KXDDDDKKDDDK/KDDKK/KKKDKKDDKDK/KDD
)>>( Foreigner30637235002151824201140/00/17/120/8KDXDDKDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDKK//KDDKD
)>>( INCUBUS11110119176222355322171450/00/111/910/4TKTDDKDDDKDDKDKDKDKKDKSKKK/KK/KKDDSKKKD
( 765218211326331614660153464200/09/656/6220/27
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker250651563003183270500/00/05/20/0/K/KKKK/KKKDDKKKDKKKK
[ti]detdet10052121250012482131000/04/10/58/5KKDKD/KKDKDKKDDKXDKKDDKDD
[ti^X]Dynasty705071020121173136510/00/07/51/3D/K/KDDDKKTDKDKDKD
[ti]meehow83581012100316071639940/00/27/43/2KKDDDK/KDK/KK/DKDDDKKD
^J[ti^J]emerica77567910021357172500/00/16/51/0/DKD/KDKKKDDKDDK
[ti]MoLLy663269200210391158360/01/15/40/1/DDKKK/DDKKDKDD
[ti]1083135758140113949079021310/05/530/2513/11
candyzdad303431020029691602360/00/03/30/4D/D/DDDKKDDKD
303431020029691602360/00/03/30/4
)--( xy-god803912152111174514711620/05/10/58/1KSKT/KKDDDDDKKDKKDKDKDDKKDDD
)>>( LOLPLAYER603361030001303152900/00/11/40/4DKDDDDDDKDKKDKDK
)>>( mirror100601414400319881990180/00/213/81/1DKKDDDKDKK/KDK/DK/DKDKKKKKDD
)>>( Foreigner133321510064231382360/00/11/31/3D/KDDDD/DD/K//D/D
)>>( INCUBUS10056885002147415161680/00/06/62/1KKXKDK/DK/DKDKDKD
( 712214262151112693378883840/05/521/2612/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS Joker90591011100321701779540/01/05/81/0KKDKK/K/KDDKK/KDDDDKD
[ti]detdet8355101230021633113000/03/00/77/2KDKKKD/KDDDDDKKK/KDKDD
[ti^X]Dynasty0210172004669196400/00/00/70/5/DDDD//DDD/DDDDDD
[ti]meehow118541311200516731582180/03/06/32/3KKDKK/KK/DD/KDKDKK/KK/KD
^J[ti^J]emerica90501011100212841665580/00/210/50/2DKKDDDDK/K/DKKKDKDKKD
[ti]MoLLy33203910027021229420/00/03/50/1DDDDKDDKD//K
[ti]692594671100018813193491720/07/224/3510/13
candyzdad555359002215501412280/00/16/61/1K/DDKKD/TKTDDDXKD
555359002215501412280/00/16/61/1
)--( xy-god8029810200213081015760/00/00/78/2KDDD//KKKDKKKXDDKDD
)>>( LOLPLAYER17169127200218351195540/01/06/22/3K/KK/KKKDKKKDDDKDKK
)>>( mirror12570108400219831330180/01/28/21/1/DKKDKD/KKDKKKKDKD
)>>( Foreigner4239614100110131668330/00/36/50/2DDDDDD/KDKDXKDKKDDDKD
)>>( INCUBUS13352129301216601511530/00/112/51/1KDK/KKDDK/KDDKDKKKTKKD
( 110259484812019779967192340/02/632/2112/9

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Player Chats
candyzdad [Warmup]: good luck have fun i will leave ohurcool to do the shoutcast and stream
candyzdad [Warmup]: gl emerica gl fore
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: wow ok
)>>(ETPlayer [Warmup]: wow ok
[ti]MoLLy [Warmup]: IPOD SUCKS DICK
[14:46]: peaches* disconnected
[14:42]: Allies team locked from spectators by )>>( Foreigner
[14:36]: Allies team locked by )>>( Foreigner
[13:31]: POKAZHONTAZ connected
candyzdad [13:18]: hey guys i just wanna give a quick shoutout to tabitha easton
candyzdad [13:15]: you broke my fucking heart
[13:14]: candyzdad disconnected
)>>( INCUBUS [13:05]: FUCK HER
[8:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:49]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:36]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:19]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 13:40
)>>( LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: fuck ur nerd rnades sandbag
ROIDS Joker [Intermission]: he kills me
^J[ti^J]emerica [Intermission]: 24 revives
ROIDS Joker [Intermission]: more then u
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: as cup leader please control your players
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: show player respect
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: fuck your nerd rifles
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: :<
)>>( INCUBUS [Warmup]: YALL jews
ROIDS Joker [Countdown]: shooting like anim
ROIDS Joker [Countdown]: sucks that all 6 of u have the most delayed push
)>>( INCUBUS [Countdown]: unlucky
[ti]meehow [Countdown]: shooting like abj
ROIDS Joker [13:11]: rofl
ROIDS Joker [13:09]: my xfire is flawless2858
[9:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:11]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:44]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:43]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:01 (original: 13:40)
[14:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
)>>( INCUBUS [13:32]: gank side
[12:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
)>>(ETPlayer [12:20]: ahjhahaha
[ti^X]Dynasty [8:38]: 1234567890@abcdefghijklmno
ROIDS Joker [8:31]: what a joke
[8:18]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
)>>( LOLPLAYER [6:01]: rito with the prornades
[5:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:51]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
)>>( INCUBUS [5:09]: XD
[4:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:27]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
)>>( Foreigner [1:51]: fuck that nerd rifle
^J[ti^J]emerica [1:44]: dont talk to my team like that plz
[1:02]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 13:57
)>>( LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: fuck ur rnades detdet
[ti]detdet [Intermission]: please respect other players on this server
^J[ti^J]emerica [Warmup]: foreigner, control your team
candyzdad [Warmup]: pugs?
candyzdad [Warmup]: oops
)>>(ETPlayer [Warmup]: rup
^J[ti^J]emerica [Warmup]: shoutout to fiz for being a faggot
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: he didnt notice we had NA/EU allstar match
)>>(ETPlayer [Warmup]: rupo
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: shoutout to Tomun
^J[ti^J]emerica [Warmup]: shoutout to the DTP squad
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: winning this one for opiate
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: #freeruncrew
)>>(ETPlayer [Warmup]: rup guys
)--( xy-god [Warmup]: hashtag im ginger and got pimples
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: hashtag u quit et cuz anim made fun of you
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: #soft for life
)--( xy-god [Countdown]: i was talking about me
candyzdad [Countdown]: shoutout to emerica
ROIDS Joker [Countdown]: #suckedkamzdickfor10years
[ti]MoLLy [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO MY MAIN MAN HOWL
candyzdad [Countdown]: shoutout to jokers mom
)>>( INCUBUS [Countdown]: #WOW
)--( xy-god [Countdown]: but u took it personally
)--( xy-god [Countdown]: llolw
candyzdad [Countdown]: shoutout to detdet for being amazing
candyzdad [Countdown]: shoutout to DTP
)>>( Foreigner [Countdown]: #HASHTAG
candyzdad [13:53]: shoutout to sem cant jump
[13:51]: mAus disconnected
[13:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^J[ti^J]emerica [13:24]: ty incubus
)>>( INCUBUS [13:14]: ty
[11:42]: TylerTheCuck connected
[10:52]: TylerTheCuck disconnected
[ti]detdet [8:49]: anim
[8:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[ti]detdet [7:59]: im done
[ti]detdet [7:57]: LOL
[ti]meehow [7:10]: u cant do this
[6:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
)>>( INCUBUS [4:40]: WUT
)--( xy-god [3:43]: gg
[3:39]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:18 (original: 13:57)
[ti]detdet [Intermission]: sem still prepping for the walking dead?
[Intermission]: POKAZHONTAZ connected
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: does sem have an account on the forum?
[ti]MoLLy [Warmup]: PLEASE try to jump over a garbage can
[ti]MoLLy [Warmup]: if you cant do it we know its sem
^J[ti^J]emerica [Warmup]: thats ipod
)>>( LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: i like spinning on the garbage can
HAYZAY [Warmup]: Put me in coach
HAYZAY [Warmup]: p.s i stole tabitha
[ti]MoLLy [Warmup]: why would u want tabitha
peaches* [Warmup]: aint wiped my ass in 2 weeks and im loving it
peaches* [Warmup]: peace
[ti]meehow [Warmup]: mirror got banned on cg for this kinda shit
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: LOL
[ti]meehow [Warmup]: just stop it
[ti]meehow [Warmup]: swizza my boy
candyzdad [Warmup]: rup
)>>( INCUBUS [Warmup]: meehow played with cheater abject = ur banned too
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: no mercs
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: 3 minutes or forfeit
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: thats not sem
)--( xy-god [Warmup]: it aint ipod
^J[ti^J]emerica [Warmup]: get fake sem outta here
[ti]meehow [Warmup]: i didnt knew that
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: thats not sem lmao
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: hold on, im getting admin to check his guid
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: whats ur dish account name
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: then
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: since u just gave it to me
candyzdad [Warmup]: why would i say that
candyzdad [Warmup]: public
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: say half
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: that aint sem lol
candyzdad [Warmup]: sebastian
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: nope
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: thats not it at all LOL
[ti]detdet [Warmup]: sem just texted me, said hes eating food and he bout to spank yall for using his name lol
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: banned
candyzdad [Warmup]: you lying
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: ff win
)>>( Foreigner [Countdown]: you are welcome to join our channel and talk to him on ts
)>>( Foreigner [Countdown]: or rup
[Countdown]: SailorMars connected
[ti]detdet [Countdown]: take that shit off your name sem, this for hns heroes only
)>>( INCUBUS [Countdown]: yall blacks
[9:58]: Allies team locked by )>>( Foreigner
HAYZAY [9:57]: also my chest hair is on fleek
[9:54]: SailorMars disconnected
[9:53]: 'Ipod's connected
[9:42]: Sem connected
)>>( LOLPLAYER [9:40]: nerd
HAYZAY [9:25]: still the only nigga in my state who can suck a dick standing straight up
HAYZAY [9:23]: get @ me
[9:21]: Sem disconnected
[9:10]: Ipod's Turban disconnected
[8:46]: The Doors are opening!!
^J[ti^J]emerica [8:42]: LOL
[8:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: lol
[ti]detdet [8:36]: oh god
[ti]detdet [8:37]: is this anim
[ti]detdet [8:36]: anim please dont jump
[8:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:36]: yo
[8:37]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: ban end
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: til the match is over
ROIDS Joker [8:37]: ?
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: this kid is sspamming me
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: what happend lol
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: LOL
[ti]MoLLy [8:37]: From where?
[ti]detdet [8:37]: LOL
[ti]MoLLy [8:36]: ts3?
[8:37]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: yea
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: ts3
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: thats an out of game issue
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: sorry
[8:37]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[8:37]: Emericas second dad connected
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:36]: bama mccall
[ti]MoLLy [8:36]: i dont have admin
)>>( INCUBUS [8:36]: xd
)>>( LOLPLAYER [8:37]: ban dat ass
^J[ti^J]emerica [8:36]: fiz youre a fucking fag
HAYZAY [8:37]: sorry wrong server
^J[ti^J]emerica [8:36]: gtfo
ROIDS Joker [8:37]: thats not end
[8:36]: Emericas second dad disconnected
ROIDS Joker [8:37]: thats bama
[8:37]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[ti]detdet [8:37]: me and joker just wanted an et game with no drama, typical americans
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: fucking niggers man
[8:37]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
ROIDS Joker [8:36]: disgust me
[ti]MoLLy [8:37]: thanks stromer
[8:37]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[ti]MoLLy [8:37]: for telling the wrong team
^J[ti^J]emerica [8:37]: shoutout jon and not howl
[8:37]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[ti]meehow [8:36]: ipod XDD
[8:37]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:37]: Bama McCall connected
[8:37]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:36]: Bama McCall player kicked
[8:36]: Bama McCallhas been kicked!
[8:37]: FIGHT!
[8:04]: joker got red pubes connected
[8:03]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:55]: joker got red pubes disconnected
[7:28]: Bama McCall connected
[7:23]: Bama McCall Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
[7:16]: Bama McCall connected
[7:10]: Bama McCall player kicked
[7:10]: Bama McCallhas been kicked!
[7:03]: Main blast door opening!
[6:54]: Main blast door closing!
[6:40]: Spectator Muting is: ENABLED
[6:40]: ** Referee Server Setting Change **
[6:22]: Main blast door opening!
[6:15]: Main blast door closing!
ROIDS Joker [6:13]: mine doesnt hit
ROIDS Joker [6:12]: what the fuck lol
[6:04]: Main blast door opening!
[5:48]: Main blast door closing!
)>>( LOLPLAYER [5:47]: thats some nerd shit
[5:27]: Main blast door opening!
[4:57]: Chode4Hire connected
[4:49]: Chode4Hire disconnected
[4:31]: Sem Cant Jump Over Trashcan connected
[4:21]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
HAYZAY [Intermission]: hey guys
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:38
^J[ti^J]emerica [Intermission]: lol
HAYZAY [Intermission]: sem cant jump
HAYZAY [Intermission]: at all
)>>( INCUBUS [Intermission]: these nigga
)>>( LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: hahahhaha
candyzdad [Intermission]: joker was that you?
)>>( LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: mg battles
ROIDS Joker [Intermission]: hm?
[ti]detdet [Intermission]: the mg battles are real
candyzdad [Warmup]: that was some
candyzdad [Warmup]: crazy shit
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: hahaah
ROIDS Joker [Warmup]: man i almost killed the medic
[ti]meehow [Warmup]: i almost took docs
[Countdown]: Sem Cant Jump Over Trashcan player kicked
[Countdown]: Sem Cant Jump Over Trashcanhas been kicked!
[4:13]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:06]: Main blast door opening!
[3:56]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:28]: Main blast door closing!
)>>( LOLPLAYER [3:05]: you suck
[1:43]: HAYZAY connected
[1:21]: Main blast door opening!
HAYZAY [1:19]: Should i buy a Atl hawks snapback or fitted?
[1:05]: Main blast door closing!
[1:00]: Main blast door opening!
HAYZAY [0:56]: im going snap back. thxs
[0:54]: Main blast door closing!
[0:54]: HAYZAY disconnected
[0:40]: Main blast door opening!
[0:28]: Main blast door closing!
[0:20]: Main blast door opening!
[0:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:31 (original: 5:38)
[ti]detdet [Intermission]: coastingggg
ROIDS Joker [Intermission]: eliminated boyyy
[ti]meehow [Intermission]: bb
[ti]detdet [Intermission]: you guys are out?
)--( xy-god [Intermission]: lower brackets life
[Intermission]: [ti]meehow disconnected
candyzdad [Intermission]: sad way to go
[Intermission]: ROIDS Joker disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.