'xD Trickjump, vs RYKNIJ GORYLKU DOUBLE DUTCH DRAG (2688 views)

nl Sebhes
gb Shaman
fi Sherclock
fi clouver
fr yokoo
pl WuT
12.03.15 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth penisgirl 56 kills
Killing Spree penisgirl 6 frags without being killed
Accountant penisgirl 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 'xD Sebhes, 8 gibs
...and stay dead! 'xD Sebhes, 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning penisgirl 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! penisgirl 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer penisman 102 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! penisgirl 231 damage per frag
What objective? 'xD ShaMaN, 318 XP
Red Shirt 'xD Sherclock, 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 'xD Sherclock, 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore penisman 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut penisgirl 2 team kills
Gingerbread man penisgirl 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
'xD Sebhes,532063158801959907588810/02/226/414/619313146
'xD Sherclock,40227256350113695483331090/00/426/420/5278132310
'xD ShaMaN,88318434831014829576972800/02/539/292/019315747
'xD S587519916916123621239236184700/04/591/296/022114048
penisgirl104313565440219978673631600/05/245/328/117513666
penispenis86310424871017893970101080/05/135/282/121314345
penisman6919934496001548936866760/02/232/310/314414036
penis8782213215117125123618212393440/012/2112/3110/317714046
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sebhes,44601125400225213622250/00/19/192/3KDDDDDDKDKDDKDKDK/DDDK/DKDKDDKDDDDKD
'xD Sherclock,291111034201536334180740/00/211/250/2DKD/KDKDKDDDDKDD//DKKDDD/DDDKTDDDDDDDDDDKK/DD
'xD ShaMaN,5713815261108366539561240/01/314/150/0/KD/KDDKDDDDKD/DKK/KDDKK///DXSDKDKDKKDK/KD
'xD S433093685711159819117582230/01/634/592/5
penisgirl15917035224001052993288760/03/027/125/0KDKDKKDK/KKK/KKKK//KK/K/KDKKDKKKK/D/KD/KKKKKKDK/DKKDDKKKD
penispenis1001281818400840633500180/02/016/100/0/DKK/KKDDKDD/K/D/D/KKKDK/KKKDKKKDK/K
penisman72871622300823963031400/01/115/110/2DKK/K/DKK/D/DKKDKKD/DDKD/KD/KKKDKDK/DD
penis11038569621100261175898191340/06/158/335/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sebhes,55981527401722012996560/02/013/181/2DKK/KKDKDD/KKDDDDTD/D/KDDDKDKKK/KDK/DKD/DDD
'xD Sherclock,47861123300625113435350/00/211/140/2/KDDDDKDDKXKDKKDKK//KDD//DK/DDKDDDD
'xD ShaMaN,1001172020100530983214360/01/218/131/0KDDKK/KKDDKDDDKKDKKDKDKK/KK//DDK/KDDKDKK
'xD S67301467080118781096451270/03/442/452/4
penisgirl831212024002737752957440/02/217/153/0KDDDDKKK//D/KDTTDKK/DDKD/K/KDKDKDDKDDKKKKDKKK/
penispenis851311821200738282467720/02/116/130/0KDDDKKDD/KKD/K/KDD/K/DKKDD/KKD/KKKKDKKD
penisman66941421200620422386360/01/113/150/1DKDKKDD/K//KKK/KKKXKXDDDKDDD/DK/DDDKD
penis78346526640220964578101520/05/446/433/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sebhes,6636460000111384400/00/13/41/1KDKKDKDDDD
'xD Sherclock,1001844000169160800/00/04/20/1DKKDKK/D
'xD ShaMaN,3005162100111165271200/00/05/11/0KK/KKKDK
'xD S15510514121002292019791200/00/112/72/2
penisgirl1620160001586963400/00/01/40/1D/DDDDK
penispenis6246581102938776180/01/02/42/1DKKDKDDK/S/KD
penisman8018451001455118100/00/04/40/0DDKDD/KKK
penis53841019210419792920580/01/07/122/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sebhes,1001210000015512600/00/01/00/0K
'xD Sherclock,01202000111911000/00/00/10/0/D
'xD ShaMaN,10012200000416000/00/02/00/0KK
'xD S673632000169023600/00/03/10/0
penisgirl0202000112615500/00/00/10/0/D
penispenis100511000011026700/00/01/10/0KD
penisman00010000026800/00/00/10/0D
penis33714000123669000/00/01/30/0

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Player Chats
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: who is who so i can adjust my aim style
[10:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:00]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
penisgirl [5:16]: :[
penisgirl [5:16]: :[
penisgirl [5:09]: gg
[5:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
penisgirl [0:43]: dobra
penisgirl [0:41]: :[
[0:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: lggo
penisgirl [Warmup]: CLOUVER at phone
[10:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
penisgirl [9:48]: truck eater
[9:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:46]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
penisgirl [2:06]: SCORES
penisgirl [2:04]: SCORES
penispenis [2:03]: :XDDD
[1:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:11 (original: 12:00)
[8:44]: The Main Door has been breached!
'xD Sebhes, [8:29]: g14gw]5
'xD Sebhes, [8:08]: xD
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:47]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:12
[2:29]: The Main Door has been breached!
'xD Sherclock, [2:15]: :D
[2:14]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 0:58 (original: 3:12)

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