'xD Trickjump, vs Pissmaennchen (2913 views)

nl Sebhes
gb Shaman
fi Sherclock
de kReSti
de s1LENT
de FLoPJEHZ
24.03.15 22:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ==oo.. kReSti 73 kills
Killing Spree ==oo.. FLoPJEHZ 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ==oo.. kReSti 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ==oo.. kReSti 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ==oo.. FLoPJEHZ 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ==oo.. s1lent 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ==oo.. kReSti 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ==oo.. kReSti 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 'xD ShaMaN, 249 damage per frag
What objective? ==oo.. kReSti 458 XP
Red Shirt 'xD Sherclock, 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 'xD Sebhes, 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ==oo.. kReSti 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ==oo.. FLoPJEHZ 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ==oo.. kReSti 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
'xD Sherclock,582885187811199709110192360/03/444/545/9190125210
'xD ShaMaN,67388527814002611746125122200/05/645/442/322616039
'xD Sebhes,58328478170119997511671530/00/342/525/7212144314
'xD S61100415024629126431430352025090/08/3131/5212/7209143311
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ5937544741303199557115311280/05/335/466/921715655
==oo.. kReSti10745873661520271388610551900/08/056/359/219015554
==oo.. s1lent7437064868132713381112353220/01/660/516/320912936
==oo.. 79120318122636367336824333175400/014/6151/5121/320514745
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,4110412291014316437601240/00/311/202/2KKDKDKKDDDKDKDDKD/KDDD/DD/DD/KDKDDDDDDDKTD
'xD ShaMaN,381011026500637084344720/00/210/190/1DKDKDKDDKDDDDDD/DDK/K/D//K/DKDDDDXKXKD
'xD Sebhes,541041324301629503599280/00/212/132/3DDDDD/DK//D/D/DDKKKDDKKK/DKKDDKTDKDKDK
'xD S443093579902169822117032240/00/733/524/6
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ801091620800535753499140/02/012/122/3KDDDKK/DKDD/KD//KDKDKKD/KKDDKKKDKDKD
==oo.. kReSti1141182421510123677268000/04/018/82/0KDKK/DKKKK/KK//KKD//KKK/KKDD/DKKD/KKKK//K/SKD
==oo.. s1lent9512323244001244513643830/01/020/112/1KDK/K/KDKKDKKDK/K/KK/K///KDK/DK/DKDKDKK/K/DKDKD
==oo.. 963506365171029117039822970/07/050/316/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,72951622410734543410360/02/012/122/2DKK/DK/K/KKDD/DDKKDD/K/KDDDKK/KDDKDKKS
'xD ShaMaN,821031417200625592685360/03/110/91/0//KDDD/KKKD/K/KD/KDKDKDKDKDKKKD
'xD Sebhes,7695162130053178319700/00/114/131/2K/KK/KDKDKDK/KKDDD/KDD/KKKDDDDKDDKDDK
'xD S7729346609101891919292720/05/236/344/4
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ4288921102518883166440/01/28/121/4DDDKDDKD/D/KK//K/TDDDKKXDDDKTXKDDD
==oo.. kReSti771121418300435223118180/01/010/133/1DDKDKKDKK/DDKK//DKKD/KDKKDXKDDKDD
==oo.. s1lent8111318223125388229071290/00/318/132/1KD/KDSK/DD/DKDK/DDDKKXKDDKDT/KKDKDKTKKDKKKD
==oo.. 67313416171414929291911910/02/536/386/6
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,12524541000712756180/01/04/30/1KDDKKDKDK
'xD ShaMaN,2014150001370658400/00/01/40/0K/DDDD
'xD Sebhes,661323000045033700/00/02/30/0KKDDD
'xD S7051812100115321751580/01/07/100/1
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ602835100059562500/00/13/50/0DKKDDDXKD
==oo.. kReSti2003142110061246400/00/03/11/0KSKDKK
==oo.. s1lent13313430011544443200/00/05/20/0DDKKK/KT
==oo.. 131721110211117511532200/00/111/81/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,201515100129452000/00/01/30/1D/DKDD
'xD ShaMaN,10032331001553571180/01/12/10/0KKD/KD
'xD Sebhes,10023331000691632180/00/02/31/0DDKKDK
'xD S7370711300215381723360/01/15/71/1
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ50924000146136600/00/01/21/1KDDKD/
==oo.. kReSti1661753100276657800/01/04/10/0K/K/KDKK
==oo.. s1lent661023000049659400/00/12/20/0DKKDD
==oo.. 943691010031723153800/01/17/51/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,4750817100320852573580/00/08/120/2D//KKDDKDKDKD/DDDKDDDKDDK
'xD ShaMaN,82601417400823362349180/01/012/71/2KK//K/DDKDKDDKK/K/KKKDK/DK/D/KD
'xD Sebhes,17243170004983227000/00/03/130/0DKDDDDD/DDD/D/D/KDDK
'xD S4913425515001554047192760/01/023/321/4
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ9092910301218442049520/01/07/82/0DK/DKDDK/DDKDKKTKKKD
==oo.. kReSti188108179400332601600180/00/015/62/0DDKDKKKKK/KKK/K/KDKDKKKKKD
==oo.. s1lent62591016000520881755900/00/210/90/1KK/D/K/K/DDK/KDDKDKKDDKDXDD
==oo.. 113259363570110719254041600/01/232/234/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD Sherclock,90091000040000/00/18/41/1DK/KDK/DKDKK/K/DKKD
'xD ShaMaN,100781010200422201905360/00/210/40/0K/D/KK/KDKKDKKDK/KDD
'xD Sebhes,7669101300041723163670/00/09/71/2K/KKDD/K/KDKKD/KKKDDDDD
'xD S8914729332001239433541430/00/327/152/3
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ3549514000611941826180/01/04/70/1DDDKK/DD/DKDDK///K/
==oo.. kReSti6972913100620492111540/02/06/61/1DK/K/KDDDKK/DDKDK/K//K
==oo.. s1lent385271810041920189300/00/05/142/0D/KDKD/DDDDKD/KDDDD/KDDKK
==oo.. 4717321452001651635830720/03/015/273/2

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Player Chats
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ?
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: the issue is that ive already told u we gotta wait a bit, but u didnt tell each other :s
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: we talk all the time bro
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: how long is abit
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: sebhes didnt tell use because he knew we would lave if he had
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: thats the question my dear shamane
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: ich habe es nicht gewust
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: dont blame us than mate :3
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: im not ur mate buddy
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: none is blaming u i think
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: he is yoru buddy m8, not m8
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: np m8 dont hesit8 and r8 8/8
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: im not ur buddy guy
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: dat shamane
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: frech :D
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: xD
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: im not ur guy, friend
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: hähä
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: justice will demand retribution
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: these are not the objects you have been looking for
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ik ga slaapen zoen
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: ik ook
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: ne warte bruder
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: jes
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: go slaapen
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: zoen
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: ik ook niet
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: niet nuu
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: de lekker pommes fries
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: shamane main deck
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: shamane lvl 100
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: lekker jongen
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: die gerechtigkeit verlangt nach rache
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: jongen dit dags
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: i will hunt you down
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: these are not the droids u are looking for
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: ich werde euer tod sein
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: shaman ready or can flop get a cig?
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: nooo
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: I only need to call shaman
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: then hes here
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: k
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: do I need to call him?
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: did already :x
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: leggo
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: :{
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: where is he then boys
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ..
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ..
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ..
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: ...
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: hi
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: häh
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: i just went for a quick piss
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: pissmännchen=
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: i dont piss
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: i thought its useless
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: my boys want to cancell this
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: flop taking a shower
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: where is flopje
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: lol
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: ...
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: :}
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: :}
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: :}
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: he is taking the piss
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: bye
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: :DDDD
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: LoL
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: heard him on ts
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: we joked
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: :XD
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: he is here
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: thats psychology in order for u to play worse
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: :]
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: DEM TACTICS
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: is he here?
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: got forfeit win anyway
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: jes
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: sherlock very serious guy
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: i laik
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: no
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: or yea i am serious
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: cant deny that
==oo.. s1lent [Countdown]: so screenshit
==oo.. s1lent [Countdown]: we have 3 players
[Countdown]: 'xD ShaMaN, connected
==oo.. s1lent [Countdown]: u 2
[Countdown]: 'xD Sebhes,called a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: 3rd?
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: WE WAITIGN FOR SO LONG ALRDY
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: jesus
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: we are leaving
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: always waiting
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: what the hell
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: letting ur enemy wait for 15 minutes should be punished by death
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: then kill zs
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: us
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: i might
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: didnt silent said flop needs till 22.30
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: sebhes knows im not joking
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: ?
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: but we will respawn again
[5:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
'xD Sebhes, [4:57]: xd
==oo.. kReSti [4:56]: :}
==oo.. kReSti [4:56]: :}
[4:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [4:55]: :)
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [4:55]: :d
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [4:55]: :)
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [4:55]: :)
[4:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
==oo.. s1lent [0:08]: dat ddos
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: stop it shaman
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]: idd
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]: he is rubbing the dick again
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]: why would i make u even more unhit
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: lul
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: boys please let's not leave in the middle of the war
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: we are here
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: silent got ping probs
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: look silent ping
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: ...
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: 150ping but cant move properly
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: is it the server?
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: guess its his connection
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: didnt u have this problem more often silent
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: sharing internet with like 50guys (studying in nl) :p
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: yea though times indd ;p
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: student life
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: thefuckisthisshit
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: replacer?
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: :x
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: non-hyperiod
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: im gonna nap meanwhile
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: now thats fun
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: What's difference between Ferrari and sack full of dead babies?
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: I don't have Ferrari in my garage
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: now lets hear your joke
==oo.. kReSti [Countdown]: to ready up
==oo.. kReSti [Countdown]: good joke heh
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: hähä
[9:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:38]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
'xD ShaMaN, [4:20]: LOL
==oo.. s1lent [2:11]: :D
[1:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:06 (original: 12:00)
==oo.. kReSti [Intermission]: gg
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: downloading map :DD
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: downloading map
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: im downloading porn
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: im not and still lags
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: :(
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: -_-
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: ok boys
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: this is it
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: cu
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: why doesnt he have fb
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Warmup]: formated pc
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: does he have it now?
[Countdown]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[9:18]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:54]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:05
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Intermission]: gg
[1:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
==oo.. s1lent [1:00]: :)
==oo.. s1lent [1:00]: :)
[0:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:01]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:04 (original: 2:05)
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: xddd
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [Intermission]: LOL
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: xdd
==oo.. kReSti [Intermission]: gg
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]: LOLlol
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: xD
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: "lets lose for longe offi"
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]: thanks
==oo.. s1lent [Intermission]: called it
[Intermission]: 'xD Sherclock, disconnected
[8:54]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
'xD Sherclock, [3:48]: :D
[3:36]: Main blast door opening!
[3:20]: Main blast door closing!
[3:16]: Main blast door opening!
[3:10]: Main blast door closing!
[2:39]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:20
==oo.. s1lent [Warmup]: so much fun
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: im playing with retards
==oo.. kReSti [Warmup]: iam playing with laglent
[4:31]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:58]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:46]: Main blast door opening!
[1:34]: Main blast door closing!
==oo.. FLoPJEHZ [1:16]: gg
'xD Sebhes, [1:13]: wp
[1:07]: Main blast door opening!
[1:00]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: 'xD Sherclock, disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:20 (original: 7:20)
==oo.. kReSti [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: 'xD ShaMaN, disconnected
[Intermission]: KRESTi[HB] disconnected
[Intermission]: ==oo.. FLoPJEHZ disconnected

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