wiSe-guys vs P*SSYBASHERS (3886 views)

pl hunter
pl WuT
pl meehow
fi Sungi
fi Rong
fi LORDI
20.04.15 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hunter 37 kills
Killing Spree ONELASTDICK lrd 4 frags without being killed
Accountant hunter 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ONELASTPUSSY sng 10 gibs
...and stay dead! ONELASTPUSSY sng 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hunter 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ONELASTDICK lrd 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! meehow 395 damage per frag
What objective? WuT 250 XP
Red Shirt ONELASTPUSSY sng 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? WuT 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hunter 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ONELASTPUSSY sng 4 team kills
Gingerbread man WuT 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong6120428463001674547254361/02/021/324/126615836
ONELASTPUSSY sng492292651102419617159742940/00/427/243/223711336
ONELASTDICK lrd78228364630113699874313180/07/227/293/419416247
ONELAST626619014316254820623206596481/09/275/2910/423214436
hunter95243373990110752675141860/02/334/232/320319344
WuT6825030442002071406030540/13/424/183/123813747
meehow5319726496001259937079540/01/223/302/623114436
meehow706909313217014220659206232940/06/281/307/622415846
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong6270101610052730264700/00/09/111/1/K/KKDDKDK/K//DDDKKDDDKDKXD
ONELASTPUSSY sng42659216126246822251800/00/29/112/1DKDSKDKDTDK/DDK//KDD/KD/K/KDDDTD
ONELASTDICK lrd82921417100530343113720/02/011/121/1DKDKXKKK//DDKDKKDK/KDDK/D/KKKDDD
ONELAST62227335481216823279852520/02/229/344/3
hunter80921215400228973118400/00/112/110/1/KDDDKKDKKKDKDDDDKDDDKK/KKD
WuT659713202001025832459540/01/110/82/1K//KDDDD///K/KD/DKKDKKK/D/K/DKKKD
meehow7093121720072505265500/01/011/90/1KDKDKDD///DKD/K/KK/DDK/DKDKKK
meehow7228237528001979858232940/02/233/282/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong68861116000424792352360/02/07/132/0/D/XKDDKKDK//DDKDDKKDDKDKDKK
ONELASTPUSSY sng4297819200623191930360/00/17/111/1/DDDDDK/K/D/KDDK/DDK/KDDKKD
ONELASTDICK lrd587810171014203323971380/02/29/90/2/KKDKTDKDDDKKDDD///DKDDKKDKD
ONELAST56261295230114683166792100/04/323/333/3
hunter1289518144015260623931460/02/115/72/1/KDTDKKKK/KDKDDKKKDK/KKDK/DKKK/KD
WuT757591200071937187900/01/28/30/0/KKKDK/KK/D/K/K/KD/DD
meehow68641116200121362559180/00/19/122/3DKXD/DDKDKKDDKKDKKDDKKDKDDDD
meehow90234384260113667968311640/03/432/224/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong50254820041090126900/00/04/40/0////DDKKDKDK
ONELASTPUSSY sng83385601136551081110/00/16/10/0/KKKSK//DDTK
ONELASTDICK lrd6622461001806107000/00/04/50/1KKKDDK/XDDD
ONELAST66851320311825513420110/00/114/100/1
hunter8025450000932105400/00/04/50/0DKDKDDKKD
WuT12048650002148857500/01/04/31/0DDKK/K/KKKD
meehow1416171002100092200/00/01/50/0DDD/K/DD
meehow7189111710043420255100/01/09/131/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong5023360003115598601/00/01/41/0//D/DDKKKX
ONELASTPUSSY sng8029452014729738670/00/05/10/0KK/K//K/DT
ONELASTDICK lrd1333686000311258511080/03/03/32/0DK/KDKKK//KKDK
ONELAST8888151720110300925751751/03/09/83/0
hunter6031351003109194900/00/13/00/1/K/D/KKD
WuT28302700011132111700/10/12/40/0K/DDDKDDD
meehow2224291002352943360/00/12/40/2DDDKD//DDKD
meehow3785721200625753009360/10/37/80/3

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Player Chats
ONELASTPUSSY sami [Warmup]: speclock allies
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: rup
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Warmup]: soz4rektage
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong [Warmup]: soz4analmassage
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Warmup]: [x] btfo
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Warmup]: [ ] not btfo
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by hunter
WuT [11:53]: szoutout chika!
ONELASTDICK lrd [11:01]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [11:01]: soz4ownage
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ONELASTDICK lrd [9:34]: :D
[9:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
meehow [8:18]: shoutout chica
meehow [7:57]: dasz buziaka?
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:55]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:55]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:55]: soz4ownage
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ONELASTDICK lrd [6:46]: :D
ONELASTDICK lrd [6:46]: :D
ONELASTDICK lrd [6:46]: :D
[6:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:15]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
ONELASTDICK lrd [5:11]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [5:10]: soz4ownage
[5:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ONELASTDICK lrd [4:02]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
[3:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:30
[7:24]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:00]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:45]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:04]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:04]: soz4ownage
ONELASTPUSSY sng [0:49]: GG
ONELASTDICK lrd [0:47]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [0:47]: soz4ownage
[0:42]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:47 (original: 8:30)
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong [Intermission]: gg
hunter [Intermission]: gg
ONELASTPUSSY sami [Warmup]: 3man orgasm @ ONELAST ts
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Warmup]: xD
meehow [Warmup]: why spec without cgac?
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Warmup]: WinXp
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: are u really gonna accuse someone of something next
WuT [Warmup]: rup
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: hes jerking off
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: one sec
ONELASTDICK lrd [Warmup]: lets go play decider in cs
ONELASTDICK lrd [9:37]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [9:37]: soz4ownage
[9:09]: The Doors are opening!!
WuT [9:06]: :D
WuT [8:39]: :D
WuT [8:38]: :D
WuT [7:16]: :D
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:14]: :D
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:14]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [7:13]: soz4ownage
[6:31]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:28
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:56]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:56]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:02]: soz4ownage
ONELASTDICK lrd [1:01]: soz4ownage
[0:55]: The Doors are opening!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:28)
ONELASTDICK lrd [Intermission]: hahah
ONELASTDICK lrd [Intermission]: SO CLOSE
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Intermission]: :d
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong [Intermission]: :DDD
ONELASTDICK lrd [Intermission]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: meehow disconnected
ONELASTPUSSY ^WRong [Intermission]: gg
hunter [Intermission]: :XD
ONELASTPUSSY sng [Intermission]: EASY
[Intermission]: ONELASTPUSSY Rong disconnected
[Intermission]: ONELASTPUSSY sng disconnected
[Intermission]: WuT disconnected
[Intermission]: ONELASTDICK lrd disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.