'xD Mixjump, vs Identical Norwayn Kunts (1977 views)

pl h2o
gb jam
nl Sebhes
fi hevimies
fi Rong
fi Webe
26.08.15 15:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 'xD water, 64 kills
Killing Spree 'xD jamzz, 6 frags without being killed
Accountant 'xD water, 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 'xD Sebhes, 17 gibs
...and stay dead! 'xD Sebhes, 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 'xD water, 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ink Webe 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 'xD water, 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 'xD Sebhes, 289 damage per frag
What objective? 'xD Sebhes, 399 XP
Red Shirt ink Webe 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 'xD Sebhes, 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore INKHEVIMIES 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink Sarjahurmaaja 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ink Sarjahurmaaja 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ink Webe64301487512021410713114043100/03/238/579/422315236
INKHEVIMIES7428954729101510851117292230/09/440/475/720116148
ink Sarjahurmaaja76369577416132711850107843911/01/153/405/6208144411
ink7195915922137255633414339179241/013/1131/4019/621115248
'xD water,8937764721402171071811116850/03/557/456/516715434
'xD jamzz,76398557113112211935112282930/12/150/444/221715666
'xD Sebhes,62399447117001511264110702040/02/737/425/10256156517
'xD 76117416321444135433917334145820/07/7144/4215/1021315559
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe92551213100218992155200/03/07/112/0DKDKKKDKDK/DKDDK/KDKDKKDD
INKHEVIMIES11151109100318691917720/03/07/70/0KKDK/KDKKDKK//KXDKDD
ink Sarjahurmaaja83541012301719161506630/00/08/43/1/KK/DKDKK/KK//KK/KT/DDD
ink95160323450112568455781550/06/022/225/1
'xD water,91641112100319381787310/00/311/40/2/DKDDKDKDDKKDDK/KDKK/KK
'xD jamzz,80838101002220620261340/00/07/81/0DDKKKDKK/DK/DDDKDK
'xD Sebhes,163431810031434187100/00/33/90/3K/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD/K/K
'xD 6218122403008557856841650/00/621/211/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe2834414100217632142180/00/14/110/0DK//DDDDKDDKDKDDDD
INKHEVIMIES463961300001902195300/01/35/90/1DDDDDKDKDDDDDKDKDKK
ink Sarjahurmaaja614981310041910225200/00/18/70/1DDKDK/KDKDKDDDD/K//KK
ink451221840200655756347180/01/517/270/2
'xD water,91661112500217581999180/01/09/101/0KK/KDDKD/KDDKKKDKDKDKDD
'xD jamzz,11077111010062242162100/02/09/40/0K/DKKKKKKD/K/K/DK//KD
'xD Sebhes,1201011210200623471955500/02/19/31/0KK/KKK/D/KK/DKK/KKD/KD
'xD 10724434328001463475575680/05/127/172/0
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe16618530000748470400/00/04/31/0KKDKDKDK
INKHEVIMIES1203165000093396800/00/05/41/1KKDDKKDKKDD
ink Sarjahurmaaja2513140000476596330/00/01/40/0DKDDD
ink104621212000021572034730/00/010/112/1
'xD water,1001433000031950400/00/03/20/1DDKKDK
'xD jamzz,663346100196197500/00/03/51/0DKKKD/DDKD
'xD Sebhes,1003555200175467800/00/05/30/1KKDDDDK/KK
'xD 8982121430022034215700/00/011/101/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe254141000154662180/00/01/40/1XKDDDD
INKHEVIMIES01805100176979300/00/10/20/1DD/DD
ink Sarjahurmaaja150246431106006662610/00/06/21/1TSKDKKKKDKD
ink58467135111152321212790/00/17/81/3
'xD water,3503972100188645000/01/05/11/0KKDKK/KKK
'xD jamzz,402625100251057300/00/01/31/0KDDD/K/
'xD Sebhes,662223100072550000/00/02/30/0KDDKD
'xD 15287111030032121152300/01/08/72/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe57821221600731533070180/00/110/122/1DKD/D/DKKDD/DKDKDD/KKDK/K/DK/KKDD
INKHEVIMIES11811526225108380628561330/05/020/121/1KDKK/DKSKKDDKK/D/DKKDDK/KKKDKK/KDKKKK/K/KDKKK/DD
ink Sarjahurmaaja1101252220500940042961181/01/019/91/2K/K/KKKK//KKKK/DDK/K/KKDDKKDDKKK/DDDKDK/KD
ink9532260631610241096388871691/06/149/334/4
'xD water,571011526402431874084180/01/215/201/0DTDDKDDD/KK/DKDKDK/DTK/DKKDKKDDKDDDKDDDKDDK
'xD jamzz,599313224012268534451590/10/113/171/1KKDDDDDKDDKTKDDKDDKDDDKK/DKDDK/KDDKD
'xD Sebhes,501041020200230153434660/00/38/152/3X/KDDKD/DDXXKDKDKDKDDKDDDDDDDKDKK
'xD 552983868100388887109632430/11/636/524/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Webe7010814203023299629051960/00/012/164/2KDKDDKDKDK/DKDDDTDDDDX/K/KDKKDKDKTKDK
INKHEVIMIES3335618200315723242180/00/03/133/3DDDDDDKD/DDDDK/KK/DDDDXKK
ink Sarjahurmaaja471041021401729442803160/00/011/140/1/KDD/D/D/DDDDK/KXKD/K/DTKDKDDKKDK
ink50247305990313751289502300/00/026/437/6
'xD water,100931717300726302292180/00/014/83/2/KKDKK/K/KKKD/D/K/K/KDDDKKDKKKDKDD
'xD jamzz,9486171851093331258800/00/017/70/1/K//K/D/DKK/K/KKKKDKK/DKKSKKDK/KDDD
'xD Sebhes,801031215900329892632880/00/010/92/3DDK/KK/KKDKKKKKDDDDD/DKDDKD
'xD 912824650171019895075121060/00/041/245/6

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Player Chats
ink Webe [Countdown]: we claim forfeit
ink Webe [Countdown]: over 10mins gone
ink Webe [Countdown]: ggs cu
ink Sarjahurmaaja [9:58]: this is just a prac
[8:10]: Allies team locked from spectators by 'xD Sebhes,
'xD Sebhes, [8:08]: -.-
[5:36]: The Doors are opening!!
ink Webe [4:15]: wp
[4:12]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:47
ink Webe [0:32]: :D
ink Webe [0:29]: this is fucking terrible
ink Webe [0:20]: im going to bomb logitechs corporation
ink Webe [0:16]: they make mouses for little kids
'xD Sebhes, [0:15]: why
'xD Sebhes, [0:10]: u got a new mouse?
ink Webe [0:08]: not for adults hands
ink Webe [0:07]: yes
ink Webe [0:04]: and this is smaller than ur dick
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:47)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: haha yea that sucks man
ink Webe [Intermission]: fucking impossible to play
ink Webe [Intermission]: my finger goes 1cm over the mouse when i hold my hand on it
ink Webe [Intermission]: -_-
INKHEVIMIES [Warmup]: you can rup with deathadder?
ink Webe [Warmup]: motherfucking 30acc vs jam
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: Webe email logitech broo they'll send you a free g402 (the replacement for mx518/g400)
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: it's kinda big
ink Webe [Warmup]: usually got 45 and rape you in spawn like the little shit you are
ink Webe [Warmup]: cheers rup
[8:32]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:22]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:17]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:07]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:52
[1:51]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
ink Webe [0:07]: 14 acc
ink Webe [0:06]: :D
[0:06]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
ink Sarjahurmaaja [0:03]: third?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:52)
ink Webe [Intermission]: lets do sd
ink Webe [Intermission]: for fun
INKHEVIMIES [Warmup]: lets do fb?
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: im sure ud like to hevimies :P
'xD water, [Warmup]: i dont think fb will be fun for you
ink Webe [Warmup]: 2015 kids thinking they are good
ink Webe [Warmup]: RIP ET
INKHEVIMIES [Warmup]: funnier than this retarded map
'xD water, [Warmup]: saying guy with 14acc
ink Webe [Warmup]: who are you
ink Webe [Warmup]: yokoo?
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: h2o
ink Webe [Warmup]: who? xD
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: played ET 5times in his life
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: rolling webe 2ez
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: xDDD
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: gg
ink Webe [Warmup]: so you keep count
ink Webe [Warmup]: did you clean your goggles jam
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: literally he's played this game 5 times
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: :D
ink Webe [Warmup]: or too fucking sweaty
'xD jamzz, [Countdown]: hahaha
ink Webe [Countdown]: or too busy playing ET 24/7
'xD water, [9:14]: <3
[8:57]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:14]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:12]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:16]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:19
ink Sarjahurmaaja [Intermission]: wp
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: No can do!
ink Sarjahurmaaja [Countdown]: hf
[7:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
'xD Sebhes, [1:20]: xD
ink Sarjahurmaaja [0:14]: gg
'xD water, [0:13]: np webe
[0:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:12 (original: 10:19)
[Intermission]: 'xD Sebhes, disconnected
ink Webe [Intermission]: they are basically doing 2on3 and beating you :P
[Intermission]: 'xD water, disconnected
[Intermission]: INKHEVIMIES disconnected
ink Sarjahurmaaja [Intermission]: ggs
'xD jamzz, [Intermission]: you losot
'xD jamzz, [Intermission]: lost
ink Sarjahurmaaja [Intermission]: :(
[Intermission]: ink Sarjahurmaaja disconnected
'xD jamzz, [Intermission]: was ez rek tbh DD
[Intermission]: 'xD jamzz, disconnected

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