PoKeMaNs vs wiSe-guys (2199 views)

be Heady
de shady
nl kARMA
pl Elviss
pl w1lko
pl ridji
03.05.16 15:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wiSe Elviss FAJSON 94 kills
Killing Spree wiSe w1l/<o 12 frags without being killed
Accountant wiSe riddick 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Pokemonsieur Shady 28 gibs
...and stay dead! Pokemonsieur Shady 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wiSe w1l/<o 85 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! poke.kARMA 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Pokemadame Hdy 160 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Pokemonsieur Shady 240 damage per frag
What objective? wiSe w1l/<o 672 XP
Red Shirt poke.kARMA 127 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Pokemadame Hdy 21 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Pokemonsieur Shady 159 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut poke.kARMA 4 team kills
Gingerbread man wiSe w1l/<o 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wiSe w1l/<o916729310125113016519147072040/06/485/623/7178144126
wiSe Elviss FAJSON906349410417022017776153122471/12/685/6811/1018914766
wiSe riddick98580929422012217853155262710/06/383/634/619416555
wiSe 93188627929964147252148455457221/014/3253/6318/618715286
Pokemadame Hdy50350591171001269940128262720/12/752/776/8168110421
Pokemonsieur Shady81632901092820211725117872971/08/575/776/719216166
poke.kARMA635258012719042317078190283790/03/266/9912/421315039
poke65150722935357257044269497267481/013/2193/9924/4191140412
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o9514019201300735432728180/02/115/122/0/KD/KDD/K/KKKDKDK/KKDKDKD/DDKD/KKDKKDKK
wiSe Elviss FAJSON941081819200331423083750/10/118/110/3KDKK/DK/KK/KKDKKDDDKKDDDKDDKDKKDKKDDD
wiSe riddick1001201717700234323254400/01/015/141/1KK/KDKKDKDKDKDKDDKDKK/DKKDDKDDKDKD
wiSe 9636854562200121011790651330/13/248/373/4
Pokemadame Hdy57761221101519603241700/00/213/140/1KDD/KKDKDDDDKKD//KKD/DKDDDKKTXDDKD/
Pokemonsieur Shady761451621600538043520541/01/113/141/1DK/DKDDDDKDKDKDK/DK/KKDKK//KDDDKKKDKD
poke.kARMA6113116264014330133561960/01/013/223/1DDDDKDDDKKDDDK/DKKK/DDDK/DKK/KXTDKDKDKDDDKDK
poke6535244681102149065101173201/02/339/504/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o53951426100102637257600/00/114/140/1/KKD///KDDDK/DDDDKDDD/KD/DDK/K/KD/KKDKKK
wiSe Elviss FAJSON6412891420022062208300/00/111/131/0KKK/DKDD/KKDKDDKDKDKDDKDDDKD
wiSe riddick1001061717200536743071180/01/016/120/0D/DK/KKKK/K/KDKKDDDD/KDDKKDKKKDDKK
wiSe 7232940575001783737730180/01/241/391/1
Pokemadame Hdy52711019100722732826720/00/010/110/1/D/KDKDDD/KK///KDKKK/KDKDDDDD
Pokemonsieur Shady7587152020053009300000/02/012/161/0D/D/DKDDDKKDKKK/KKDKKK/K/DDKDXDKDKDD
poke.kARMA89721719301328323206530/00/118/150/0KDK/DKK/DKDKDDKDDKKDDDKKDDKTKDKK/KDKD
poke72230425860115811490321250/02/140/421/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o7013614202002280334311160/01/013/150/3/DKKKDKDKDDK/KDDKKDKDKKKDDDKDDDDDD
wiSe Elviss FAJSON441201329300134223470380/00/311/212/4DDKDDDDDDKDDDDDDKDDKKDDKKDKKDKDDK/DKDKDDDD
wiSe riddick1001042020700233003860180/00/119/151/2KDKDDKDKDKDDKKKKDDK/KDKDDK/DDDKKDKKKKKDD
wiSe 713604769120059525107611720/01/443/513/9
Pokemadame Hdy1041262221500430912445540/00/118/144/2KKKKDKDK/KKK/KDDKDDKDKKDK/KDDDKDKDD/KDDDKKK
Pokemonsieur Shady113134252290084029319270/03/020/142/1KDKDKDKK/K/KKK/KK/KKXDKDKK//DDDKDKD/K/KDKDKDKKDK
poke.kARMA681001725301936413888520/01/014/163/0DDKDK/DDKDDDD/KTKDD/DKDKDK/KK/K/KDKK/DKK/K/
poke9536064681701211076195251130/04/152/449/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o1691372213611437002708120/01/022/90/1KKKKD/DKKDKT/SK/K/DKDDKKXKKDDKDKKKKKKK
wiSe Elviss FAJSON1421383021400844643193721/02/022/125/1DKKKKKKDKKKKDKK/DDKKK/KKDKK/KKKDK/DD/DDKKK/DK/K/DKK
wiSe riddick1001281717201829541782890/03/014/81/2K/KDKDKDDDX/K/K/KDKDKK/K/TKK/KDDKK/K
wiSe 13740369511212201111876831731/06/058/296/4
Pokemadame Hdy14042800050000/10/33/181/1DDDDDDDD/DDD//DDK/DDK/DDKDKDDDDD
Pokemonsieur Shady771291722400028323874180/00/215/172/3KDDKKKKKKDKDDDDDDKDKDKKDDDDKKKKDDDDKDDD
poke.kARMA3891102620023191416300/00/19/211/2DDDKKKDDDKDDDK//DDDDDKDDKDKDKDKDDDDD
poke432203176600760238037180/10/627/564/6
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o1121251816200433122745580/01/216/101/1DKKK/K/XKKK/KDKDDKDKK/KKDDKDKDKDDKD
wiSe Elviss FAJSON1111151917602538032844620/00/118/83/2KDKKDDKT/DKDKDT/KKDDKKKKK/K/KK/DDKKDDK
wiSe riddick9510419203004382232331060/01/217/131/0DKDK/KKKDDKXDDKKD/DKKDK/KKDDKKDK/DKDDKKD
wiSe 10634456531102131093788222260/02/551/315/3
Pokemadame Hdy2964724200521063629760/02/15/160/3/D/K//DDDKDDKD/KKDDDDDDDXDDDDKKD
Pokemonsieur Shady841241619710330973683180/02/114/130/2KDDD/SDKKDKKK/KDDDDKK/DKDKDDDKKKKDKD
poke.kARMA65116172670153619362520/01/010/204/1KK/DDDKKDDDKDDK/DKDKDDDKDDDDDKDKDKTK/KKK/K/D
poke593044069161113882210937960/05/229/494/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe w1l/<o1003966100352451900/01/05/20/1KK/DD/K/DKKK
wiSe Elviss FAJSON1252554000188363900/00/05/30/0KKD/DKKKD
wiSe riddick661823100167132600/00/02/10/1/KDKD
wiSe 9782131320052078148400/01/012/60/2
Pokemadame Hdy1001344100051068500/00/03/41/0DKDKKKDD
Pokemonsieur Shady201315010048060300/00/11/30/0DSKDDD
poke.kARMA6015350000494790760/00/02/51/0DDKDKDKD
poke6041814110014842078760/00/16/122/0

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Player Chats
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: lesgo
wiSe w1l/<o [Warmup]: csgo?
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: elviss new rules in cgag are no more q/e
Pokemonsieur Shady [Warmup]: :D
wiSe riddick [Warmup]: ok 4:0 then
Pokemonsieur Shady [Warmup]: just rebind them :$
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: :PP
wiSe w1l/<o [Countdown]: ELVISBEAR
poke.kARMA [Countdown]: hf!
poke.kARMA [Countdown]: shoutout to drunk mothers.pl
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Countdown]: hfhf
[7:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:49]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:52
[10:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [10:07]: XD
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [10:05]: i went spec
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [10:04]: wtf
[9:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
Pokemadame Hdy [9:29]: OMFG
Pokemadame Hdy [9:28]: wtf
[9:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Pokemonsieur Shady [4:54]: xd
[4:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:20]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:32 (original: 11:52)
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Intermission]: I FAJSON
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: rup jubanji kurw
wiSe w1l/<o [Warmup]: wait
wiSe w1l/<o [Warmup]: elvis drink methanol
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
Pokemonsieur Shady [5:13]: xDDDDDDDDDDD
[5:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
wiSe riddick [4:56]: pause
[4:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
wiSe riddick [4:55]: unpause
[4:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[4:55]: FIGHT!
[4:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:48]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
Pokemadame Hdy [9:48]: lol
[9:46]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Pokemadame Hdy [9:46]: i checked there
Pokemadame Hdy [9:45]: xD
[9:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:20]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:27]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:27]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[5:27]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [5:28]: want to play some more maps after this:)?
Pokemadame Hdy [5:27]: Ye decider
Pokemadame Hdy [5:27]: :D
poke.kARMA [5:27]: sjur
[5:27]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [5:27]: hah
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [5:27]: :D
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [5:27]: :)
[5:27]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
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[5:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:27]: FIGHT!
[5:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wiSe w1l/<o [2:43]: fajson
[1:55]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
wiSe w1l/<o [1:07]: :<
Pokemadame Hdy [1:02]: i g2g
Pokemadame Hdy [1:00]: later
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [0:59]: :(
[0:58]: Pokemadame Hdy disconnected
Pokemonsieur Shady [0:49]: i can try
poke.kARMA [0:48]: we getz 1
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [0:45]: Nice
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [0:41]: take some guy and lets play
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: iii
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: Mike
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: ice of nice?
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: ice for you akrmad
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: :D
Pokemonsieur Shady [Warmup]: ice is scheiss
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: i know its your favourite map
Pokemadame Hdy [Warmup]: i'd rather cut my balls of and eat them then play ice
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: <3
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: : )
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Warmup]: Pozdrawiam kociambera fajsona, bacza mame
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Countdown]: i sszymona fajsona
poke.kARMA [Countdown]: fajsonovic
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Countdown]: hahahaha
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Countdown]: same like Djokovic
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:00]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:23]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [7:22]: ac_pl
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [7:19]: whjy no anticheat
[6:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Pokemonsieur Shady [2:19]: xD
[2:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Intermission]: GG fajson
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: we got this
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: 12 min inc
wiSe w1l/<o [Warmup]: call for outlaw gizmo or insane
wiSe w1l/<o [Warmup]: main map
poke.kARMA [Warmup]: sec
wiSe w1l/<o [Countdown]: gl & hf :D
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Pokemonsieur Shady [10:42]: dddddddddddd
[10:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:50]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Pokemadame Hdy [9:39]: 1.2min incoming
poke.kARMA [9:35]: :D
[9:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:28 (original: 12:00)
wiSe Elviss FAJSON [Intermission]: more maps :P?
wiSe w1l/<o [Intermission]: 4th?
[Intermission]: Pokemonsieur Shady disconnected
poke.kARMA [Intermission]: gggg'z
[Intermission]: poke.kARMA disconnected

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