LIKE A BOSS vs Forward Momentum (3085 views)

be aNGER
be ChilAx
be eron
be Glenn
de Kenji
be r4pZ
ca crono
us Foreigner
fi olden
nl kARMA
be MetZor
us drAke
21.07.14 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth <boss> zpar fruit 106 kills
Killing Spree <boss> zpar fruit 9 frags without being killed
Accountant <boss> zpar fruit 180% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! <boss> ER<>N boer 22 gibs
...and stay dead! <boss> ChilAx 49% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning <boss> zpar fruit 97 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! <BOSS> aNGER patatn 35 SPAM kills
Fragstealer )>>) MetZor 142 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! )>>( DRAKE 229 damage per frag
What objective? <boss> zpar fruit 514 XP
Red Shirt )>>( Foreigner 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? )>>( kARMAZINHO 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore <boss> Glenn 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut <boss> ChilAx 5 team kills
Gingerbread man )>>( Versace Python 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
<boss> zpar fruit180514106599041016050104762610/09/597/404/615117894
<boss> ER<>N boer1273646651221115935948903270/03/137/3411/61429464
<boss> Glenn843254149160315853781062300/02/237/275/620816546
<boss> ChilAx953754143200513693269972840/06/241/333/416916336
<Boss> Kenschii9831955552010101032557981660/00/536/3219/718810465
<BOSS> aNGER patatn1123155851191212986855645910/016/76/3335/517010748
118221236730810631575610714183118590/036/7254/3377/517113556
)>>( Foreigner492664183110313763798352650/00/730/4810/1718611826
)>>) MetZor4419331716016478994551450/02/429/451/1815413329
)>>( Versace Python9232270764012010633114303020/02/668/371/915215058
)>>( kARMAZINHO481653675120310635782461191/01/829/398/13177110211
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN58262427290214713588383440/111/421/4312/9170123510
)>>( DRAKE3921223596056499898273690/02/324/444/1321716737
)>>5614202434364801569415495763115441/018/3201/4436/1317613439
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> zpar fruit26024252204025688236981340/06/248/110/2KKK/DKKDKKKKKDKKDKDKDK/KDKKDKKDKKKKKKDKKK/TDTDKKDKKKK/KK/KKKKKKKKKDKKKKKKD
<boss> ER<>N boer132156372812009541126471980/00/022/164/3KKDKDK/KKKKKK/KDKKKKDDKK/KDDDDDK/KKKDKKD/KDKKDDKDKD/K/KKK/K/DKDKK
<boss> Glenn601211525100010363432971080/00/012/123/3KDDKK/DKD/KKKD/DK/KDDD//XKK/DDKK/D/DD/KDK
<boss> ChilAx11817619169049320627072590/03/119/51/1/DKTKDTKDK/KTKDDKKK/K/DK/K/KTDKK/K/KK/K
<Boss> Kenschii17117136211210555681961180/00/221/1315/1K/DKDKKD/KKKKKD/KKKKSDDKKKKKK/DKDKDKDKDDKDKKXKKKK/DKKKKKKD
<BOSS> aNGER patatn10012518187116427019334480/02/30/1116/2KK/KKDXDKKKXD/KKKDXDDD/DXKKXTSK/K/KDK/KKDD
<BOSS> 140991177128542744289711624311650/011/8122/6839/12
)>>( Foreigner4812617358023310144061470/00/113/246/7DDDKKDDDTDDDKDDDKKXKDKDDKDKKK/DDKK/DKDDKDKDXD/DDDDDDKDTD
)>>) MetZor2598831401020935519390/00/19/210/11DDKDDDDDXDDDKTDDDKDXDDDDDKKDDDDKDDDDDXKDKDDX
)>>( Versace Python6811924352019403449951240/01/223/171/5/DKKKDKDDDD/DDDDDK/DD/KKKKK/DKK/DKK/KDDKDKKDKTKD/DK/DKDKKDDD
)>>( kARMAZINHO2561935700420504771180/00/16/233/6DDK/DDXKKDDDDDDKDDKKD/D/DDKDDDKDDDDDDDKD/DDDD
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN378313353027236938012360/04/26/195/6DDKDKDDDDD/D/KKKKDKDDDDDK/T//DDK/DDKDDDDKDDTKD/DDK
)>>( DRAKE34881132201325965479650/00/112/190/7DKDKKKDT/DK/KDDDDD/KDDDKDDDDDDKDDDDDDKDKDDDD
)>>405758220326072616243289716290/05/869/12315/42

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> zpar fruit1331102015300037672482720/00/117/153/0DKKXKDKKDDKKDDDKDDKKKKDKKKDKDKKDKDKD
<boss> ER<>N boer115781513411214541296710/02/06/84/2DDKTDK/KK/DKKDDKDKDKKDDKKKKKS
<boss> Glenn7256811202115272059800/01/18/71/2DDDD/DKTKDDDKKKDKKDKT
<boss> ChilAx8786141680102551248270/03/010/152/0DKDKDKKDDKDKDKKDKDKDKTKKDDDKDDD
<Boss> Kenschii465171550021638177000/00/35/72/3DDDDKDKDKDK/D/DKKDDKDD
<BOSS> aNGER patatn133721612500223121423510/07/30/78/2KKKKDKKKD/KDKKXDDKK/KXKDDDDKDXK
<BOSS> 9845380822714713249115122810/013/846/5920/9
)>>( Foreigner76571317001217142242280/00/311/91/5KKXDKKDDD/KXDKDKK/KDKDKDDDDKTDKDD
)>>) MetZor87671416100214972501520/01/213/70/5KDK/KDKDDKDKDKKDDDKDK/KKDKDDKD
)>>( Versace Python114741614000422902245720/00/216/60/2K/DXKKKD/KD/KDDKDKDKKKKDDK/KDKK
)>>( kARMAZINHO765513174013258318251010/00/311/63/3KDDTK/DK/DDKKDDK/KDDKDKDKDDKKKD
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN57441119100521411948180/06/10/105/2//KKKD/DDKDDKK/XKDDDDKDKDKD/KDD
)>>( DRAKE46457152032128724882360/00/110/100/3T/DKDDDKKDTKDDTDDKDK/DKXDD
)>>7634274988051811512132495070/07/1261/489/20
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> zpar fruit109641211201322821975140/02/110/71/1KDK/DDDKDKDDKKXT/KKKKKD/K
<boss> ER<>N boer50653630011284776580/01/12/40/0KDDKDD/DK
<boss> Glenn13780118301315701516240/01/011/50/1K/KDKKKK/DDDKKTX/KDKK
<boss> ChilAx3654411100111751808180/00/14/80/1DKDDDDDDKDKDK/D
<Boss> Kenschii5054612200217201230720/00/06/70/2K/DKDDKDDKDDDDKDK/
<BOSS> aNGER patatn8349101220021556127400/02/16/72/1KKDD/DKKDDD/KDKDKKDKDK
<BOSS> 783664660130212958785791860/06/439/383/6
)>>( Foreigner413551210041279128700/00/12/71/0/DK//KDK/KDDDDDKD
)>>) MetZor6028610100311991435540/01/05/70/1DKXDKD/K/DKDK/DKD
)>>( Versace Python11562151310042142187900/00/115/80/0DKKD/DKKKKKD/KK/DKKK/KDKDKDD
)>>( kARMAZINHO10049101010031724165000/01/37/32/1/DKKDKDKDKKDK/KK/KDD
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN11166109300114951637180/01/17/62/1KDKDKDDKKKKKDK/DKDD
)>>( DRAKE28302700107401699680/01/01/71/0KDTDKDDDDD
)>>76270486170115857995871400/04/637/386/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> zpar fruit169982213001231192321410/01/122/70/3KK/KKKKDDTKK/KKDKKDDKDKKKDDKDKKKKDKD
<boss> ER<>N boer275651143003121017100/00/07/63/1/DKDKKKDDKK/KKDKKKD/DKKK
<boss> Glenn1406875100118061234180/00/16/31/0KDDKDKK/DKKK
<boss> ChilAx0594020030000/00/08/50/2/DK/KKXK/KKDKDDDDK
<Boss> Kenschii85436710011399837760/00/04/52/1KKKKDDDDK/DDK
<BOSS> aNGER patatn1556914950121730934920/05/00/89/0KKDKKDTKDX/K/KDKKDDKKKKDK
<BOSS> 1374026438120212926454972270/06/247/3415/7
)>>( Foreigner3148619200415431900900/00/24/82/5/DDDKD/KDKDDDKKDD/D/DKDDD
)>>) MetZor21031400010000/00/12/101/1DDKDDDDD/DDDKKDDD
)>>( Versace Python1076715141003216723111060/01/114/60/2DDKKKK/DDKK/KDDKDK/KDDKKDKKKD
)>>( kARMAZINHO30041300200001/00/15/70/3DDDDDDTTDKKDDKDKDDD
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN886989200111301452720/10/08/80/0KDDK/DXKDKDKKKDDKD
)>>( DRAKE604935200137516100/01/11/83/3DDKDKD/DKKXDDKDDDD
)>>56233397470210521558242681/12/634/476/14

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Player Chats
)>>) MetZor [Warmup]: hijs op vent
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: downloading hacks
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: lekker
)>>) MetZor [Warmup]: morgen goe weer of its weer kloten ?
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: Foreigner <3
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: foreigner dont like you
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: i know
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: thats why
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: Its f3
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: what is this some kind of harassment ?
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: nice admin
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: thx<3
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: u sux dix
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN [Warmup]: config
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN [Countdown]: config
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN [Countdown]: omg
[11:57]: )>>( Foreignercalled a vote.
[11:55]: Vote passed!
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: xd
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: :D
<boss> Glenn [Warmup]: HAHA
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: xDDD
<boss> Glenn [Warmup]: TY
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: hahahah
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [Warmup]: XD
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [Warmup]: i was about to say: can't take my riflenade?XD
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: XD i laf su funey
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN [Warmup]: lets try again
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: no panzer :(
[13:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
)>>( Versace Python [13:34]: GET EM
)>>( Versace Python [13:33]: HAHAHAAH
)>>( DRAKE [13:33]: hell yeah
[13:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [5:21]: :D
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [5:21]: :D
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [5:20]: :D
[5:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
)>>( DRAKE [Intermission]: gg
)>>( Foreigner [Intermission]: gg
)>>) MetZor [Intermission]: ulder server ?
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: Nah
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: wat
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: gtv
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: nee
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: =)
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: foreigner: i got second highest dmg and ur suposed to carry me guys
<boss> zpar fruit [Warmup]: straks de mute knop in
<boss> ER<>N boer [Warmup]: :D
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [Countdown]: gl hf
)>>( Versace Python [13:43]: versace versace versace
)>>( Versace Python [13:41]: ooooo kill em
[13:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
<boss> zpar fruit [12:30]: UMADBRO
<boss> Glenn [12:23]: .D
[11:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
<boss> ER<>N boer [10:54]: :XDDD
<boss> Glenn [10:42]: klote
)>>) MetZor [10:39]: 1HAH
<boss> Glenn [10:28]: ik raak niks meer
[9:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
)>>) MetZor [9:45]: lool
[9:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
<boss> zpar fruit [8:53]: loel
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [8:23]: xD
<boss> ER<>N boer [7:38]: :D
)>>( Versace Python [7:23]: versace versace versace
)>>( DRAKE [7:12]: medusa head on me like im lluminati
)>>( Versace Python [7:07]: HAHA
)>>( Versace Python [7:06]: dis nigga
)>>( Versace Python [7:04]: yoooo
<boss> ER<>N boer [7:03]: :D
)>>( DRAKE [7:00]: realest nigga in the game
[6:51]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:08 (original: 15:00)
)>>( Versace Python [Intermission]: frozen femurs in the freezer?
)>>( Versace Python [Intermission]: jerfrey dahmer
)>>( Versace Python [Intermission]: LOL
)>>) MetZor [Intermission]: altijd beste doktor
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: hahaahha
)>>( DRAKE [Warmup]: LMFAOO
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: hqhqhq
<boss> Glenn [Warmup]: /O
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: and he got a name for each one of em
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: he talks to them at night
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: he loves it when they go up his butt crack
)>>( DRAKE [Warmup]: damn steep
)>>) MetZor [Warmup]: mo vint tch dien zn tacs vo mee te lachen xdd
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: hahah
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: oei :d
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: van ons kenji xd
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: he got a maggot collection too
)>>( DRAKE [Countdown]: aye ma nigga
)>>( DRAKE [Countdown]: boer
)>>( DRAKE [Countdown]: yo name herman aint it
)>>( Versace Python [Countdown]: HAHA
)>>( Versace Python [Countdown]: he got every ICP cd's
)>>( Versace Python [Countdown]: LOL
[11:55]: )>>) MetZorcalled a vote.
[11:52]: Vote passed!
[11:52]: *** Match Reset! ***
<boss> Glenn [Warmup]: ?
)>>) MetZor [Warmup]: cap dan nie
)>>) MetZor [Warmup]: xd
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: no idea
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: boss are juggalos
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<boss> ChilAx [Warmup]: :D
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: clown ass painted nigga
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: shoutout to Tomun
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: and Parker, my inner sense master
[11:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
)>>( kARMAZINHO [11:55]: JRH397U4HG53
<boss> Glenn [11:55]: eh ma trut
<boss> Glenn [11:55]: ik moet men bedje in
)>>( Versace Python [11:55]: the nerd pauses
)>>( Versace Python [11:55]: hahha
[11:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:55]: Axis team locked from spectators by )>>( Foreigner
[11:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:55]: Axis team locked by )>>( Foreigner
[11:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
)>>( Versace Python [11:55]: gotta get ur tunal carpian medecine LOL
)>>) MetZor [11:55]: snuiver
[11:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:55]: FIGHT!
[11:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
)>>( kARMAZINHO [11:25]: :d
[11:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
)>>( Versace Python [11:17]: ok turtle neck
)>>( DRAKE [11:12]: hahaha
)>>( DRAKE [11:05]: franklin
)>>( Versace Python [10:56]: this nigga name is benjamin
)>>( DRAKE [10:50]: LOL
[10:34]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:27]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
)>>) MetZor [9:08]: wtf
<boss> zpar fruit [9:05]: hoorde je
[9:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
)>>) MetZor [8:58]: nene kan je gwn nie rake :p
<boss> ER<>N boer [8:53]: mikke
<boss> zpar fruit [8:52]: oh
<boss> zpar fruit [8:51]: :p
<boss> Glenn [8:06]: lol
[7:43]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
^P)^J>>^P( OLDEN [6:28]: Xd
[4:51]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:08
)>>( DRAKE [Intermission]: gee gee
<boss> ER<>N boer [Intermission]: gigi
)>>( Versace Python [Intermission]: baby teeth
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: rup, not sure I even have 7 minutes before I need to leave
)>>( Foreigner [Warmup]: :x
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: hes leaving to his hour long toilet
)>>( Versace Python [Warmup]: stop
[6:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
<boss> ER<>N boer [6:04]: :D
<boss> Glenn [5:52]: xd
<boss> Glenn [5:35]: wow
[5:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:57]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
<boss> zpar fruit [3:54]: GLENN WH
[3:37]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[2:54]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
)>>( Versace Python [2:15]: HAHA PIZZA DELIVERY ARTIST LOOKING NIGGA
[1:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:54]: Axis have returned the objective!
)>>( kARMAZINHO [0:01]: gg
[0:00]: )>>) MetZor disconnected
[Intermission]: )>>( kARMAZINHO disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:08)
)>>( Foreigner [Intermission]: gg
)>>( DRAKE [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: <boss> ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: )>>( DRAKE disconnected
<BOSS> aNGER patatn [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: <boss> zpar fruit disconnected
[Intermission]: )>>( Foreigner disconnected
[Intermission]: )>>( Versace Python disconnected
[Intermission]: <Boss> Kenschii disconnected
[Intermission]: <BOSS> aNGER patatn disconnected
[Intermission]: )>>( OLDEN disconnected

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