Authentic Gaming vs Cortana (8080 views)

nl saKen
nl JALLAAAAAAAAAA
sk filus
pl zMk
se slajdan
no Eirik
hr gmx
hr komar
hr suVi
hr frozz
hr calisto
hr rimi
23.04.09 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk 85 kills
Killing Spree auth filuS@fucked arm 11 frags without being killed
Accountant auth filuS@fucked arm 135% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk 28 gibs
...and stay dead! cortana,komar 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cortana,calisto 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk 42 SPAM kills
Fragstealer auth JALLAAAAAA 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! auth Eirik@fucked jaw 237 damage per frag
What objective? auth slaj@fucked PB 488 XP
Red Shirt cortana,komar 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cortana,gmx 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore auth filuS@fucked arm 197 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut auth slaj@fucked PB 6 team kills
Gingerbread man auth saKen 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
auth slaj@fucked PB1194886252190681028598776780/04/462/292/1216619064
auth Eirik@fucked jaw72355436050149295105351440/03/739/382/821617647
auth saKen8636968792302281169891524340/01/439/4216/817211659
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk10541485812801191362581923760/030/310/5042/1316010179
auth filuS@fucked arm135456624619039965584151930/05/557/283/7156183115
auth JALLAAAAAA863236371152281061490423251/09/540/5115/516812459
auth 98240538338910921576651725521321501/052/5247/5180/517314867
cortana,rimi =)))))))))))))713485679160216968595622380/02/545/456/1017312149
cortana,gmx50300397771121705989623340/04/727/339/14181115415
cortana,suVi65351558490018927912792830/06/947/442/1516915239
cortana,calisto77368678611121811707125854290/03/1062/414/1317514567
cortana,komar59278528819001693539370630/011/119/4330/1518010639
cortana,frozz61405426871378130119011370/12/1042/351/1219417277
cortana,642050311482693896552136517212840/128/10232/3552/1217913559
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
auth slaj@fucked PB8615313154022253033171140/01/314/90/1/DKDK/KDDKKDKKDKDDKTDTKDDKDKKD
auth Eirik@fucked jaw307262010022163336500/00/06/130/4//DDDDDKDDKDKDDKDKDDDDDKDD
auth saKen406892220082438344200/01/28/120/0KDKK/DD/K/K/D/DKDK/D/DDDD/DKKDD
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk2567831400520052858540/02/04/292/0K/KDKKD/KD//XDKDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDDXDKXDD/DDDD
auth filuS@fucked arm52118917101425722970120/02/28/100/1DKDKKK/KDD//TKKDKDDDDDKD/DD
auth JALLAAAAAA58771424100126973389180/02/211/191/1DKDDKKDDD/DDKKDDKDDDKDDKKDKKDDKDKDDDKD
auth 495555912913032214405193411980/08/951/923/7
cortana,rimi =)))))))))))))7510012163026292017231180/01/211/91/0K/TTDKDK/////DKDDKDDKDKDKKXKDKK
cortana,gmx8310915181001421351927180/04/111/20/1/KDD//KK/K/KKKKKK//K//KDK//K/K/D/
cortana,suVi105113201940073499312170/01/019/120/1XK/KDKKD/KDDKKK/KDKKDDK/KDDKK/KDDKK/DKK/
cortana,calisto15716530192008512229011320/01/128/91/1KKK/DKDKDKK/KDKDK/DKKKDKK/KKKK/KKD/KKK/KDKKK/KKDD
cortana,komar5976132250072691225700/01/25/126/1DDDDDKDD/D/KK/KKDKDDKDKD/KKKDK/K//D
cortana,frozz1701641710411229742476230/01/217/60/0DKXSKDK/KDKDDK/KDKKKKKDKTKKKK
cortana,10872710710419134419341144052980/09/891/508/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
auth slaj@fucked PB2221442097032232617982430/01/021/61/1/KKK/DKKKKKTDKDKKTKDKTKKKKDKDKKD
auth Eirik@fucked jaw1361091511301127542263130/02/113/81/1DKKDKKDKKKKDTKKKKKDD/KDKDDD
auth saKen1251132520800840822071180/00/011/134/2DDK/KKDKK/K/KKDKKXKD//KDDKKKXDKKKX//KDKKKDKK/KDD
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk20013828147013428720762230/08/04/716/6DDKDKKKTKKKXKXKKKKDKKKDDKKDKKDDK/KDKK/KKKDKK/
auth filuS@fucked arm416166256802227601379730/02/024/41/2TKDXTKKKKKKKKKKKXKKDKKD/DKKKK/KKKKK
auth JALLAAAAAA2001222613601240491704721/03/118/105/1DKKKXKDKKDKKKKDKKDKKKK/KKKKKDKDDTKK/KDDKD
auth 2177921397339081820258112916421/016/291/4828/13
cortana,rimi =)))))))))))))3783123260042337378200/01/111/200/4KD/DDKDDDDDDDDKDKDDDKDDKDK/KDDD/KDKDDDD/KKDD
cortana,gmx274162220021165265800/00/13/113/7KDK/KDDDDDDD/DDDDDDDKDDDKDDK
cortana,suVi288172500031225348900/00/37/130/6K/D/KDDDDDDDK/DKDDDDKKDDDDDKDDDD
cortana,calisto50841224200123883773940/00/312/140/4DKKDDKDDDDKDKKDDDDDDDKDK/DKDDDKDDKKD
cortana,komar4882132750022774288900/01/44/158/4KKDD/DKDDDDKDDDDDDKDDDKDDKKKDD/KDKKDDDKD
cortana,frozz219952320021402366700/10/45/120/1DDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDDDDK/DDDDKD/
cortana,35470551531700141129120258940/12/1642/8511/26
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
auth slaj@fucked PB828314174002274226321670/00/014/110/4/DKKDKDKDKDDK/KDKDDDKKKDDDDKDKK
auth Eirik@fucked jaw61701321100023413294730/00/213/140/3DKDDKDKKDDDKDDDKDKDKDDDDKDDKDDDKKK
auth saKen7310214197007201119942420/00/17/97/1DKDDDK/KK/KD///DKDDKDDDK/KKKK/KKD
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk1101022119500534821766650/09/31/411/5KKKDDKDDKKKDKDK/K//K/D/KKKKDDKKDKDDKKDKD
auth filuS@fucked arm75671216700222392444180/00/211/101/2KDKKDDD/KK/DKDDKDDKDKDDKKDDK
auth JALLAAAAAA50461020220214272545200/02/05/143/2KDKDKDKDDKD/KDDKDD/DDSDDKSKDKD
auth 754708411226201814242146755850/011/851/6222/17
cortana,rimi =)))))))))))))1851142614400332511663120/00/118/74/4DKDK/KDKKDKDKKK/KKDKKKDKKKDKKKK/KKDKXKDKD
cortana,gmx686411162013193918692210/00/17/115/3DDDKDDDKDDK/XKKDKKK/DK/XDDTKKD
cortana,suVi90801820300425623095180/02/315/101/3/KKDKKKDKKDDKKDDDKDK/DKDKDD/KK/KDKDKDD
cortana,calisto66581218511522422573620/01/210/72/3KDKD/K/DDKKDKD//KKK/DDKKDDTKSDD
cortana,komar63701219300425051979450/05/20/86/5/KDKD/KKKKDKDK/KKDDKDKDD/DDDDDD
cortana,frozz6872131910122176306350/00/214/100/5KKDDKDDK/DDDDKDKDTKDDKK/KKDDKDDKD
cortana,904589210618132114675142423630/08/1164/5318/23

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
auth slaj@fucked PB13610815114012268721301540/02/113/31/6DKKKDKXT/KKDDKDK/DKKDKDKKKKD
auth Eirik@fucked jaw11210498000120371613580/01/47/31/0DDDKKKKDDKK/KDKDK
auth saKen1118620186025316716451740/00/113/85/5DKKK//KXDKDK/KTKDDKDDDKDKDK/KKDK/KKKKKDTD
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk16410728171200638511492340/011/01/1013/2KD/KKKK/K/KKK/KKDXDKDKK/KKDKKKDDKKDK/KKDKKDKKD
auth filuS@fucked arm228105167300120841622900/01/114/41/2KDKK/KDKKDDKKKKDDKKKKKKX
auth JALLAAAAAA927813146013244114042150/02/26/86/1K/DKKDTK/D/KKKDDDKDKKDDKDKKD
auth 141588101753104181626799067250/017/954/3627/16
cortana,rimi =)))))))))))))35516173003117723941080/00/15/91/2DKDDDKDX//KKDDKDDDDDDD/K
cortana,gmx3386721210218202508950/00/46/91/3/KDDDDDDDD/DKKDKDDDKKDKDDDSD
cortana,suVi50771020200419933087580/03/36/91/5DKD/KKD/DDK/K/KDDKKKDDKDDDDDDDX
cortana,calisto526113252014195533381410/01/412/111/5KD/DKD/DKD/DDKKDKDDDKDKDDDDKD/DKKDKDKDT
cortana,komar70501420600313832245180/04/30/810/5KDDDDKDKKDDK/KKDDKDDKK/KDDDDDKDK/K
cortana,frozz43707160011157826951090/01/26/71/6DDDDDTK/KKDDDKDKDDKKDDDD
cortana,47395571191512179906162675290/09/1735/5315/26

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Player Chats
auth JALLAAAAAA [Warmup]: thank you for being patient!<3
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk [Countdown]: fun
auth saKen [Countdown]: hf
auth JALLAAAAAA [Countdown]: FUN
auth filuS@fucked arm [Countdown]: Good lag and hax fun
auth slaj@fucked PB [Countdown]: saken is under my table
auth zMMMMMMMMMMMk [Countdown]: +D
auth JALLAAAAAA [Countdown]: mine
auth Eirik@fucked jaw [11:46]: :Xxws
[10:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:23]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:41]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[8:08]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
auth slaj@fucked PB [7:07]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [7:07]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [3:34]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
auth filuS@fucked arm [Countdown]: Good lag and hax fun
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:54]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
auth slaj@fucked PB [10:51]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [10:51]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[10:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
auth Eirik@fucked jaw [3:55]: ye
auth Eirik@fucked jaw [3:55]: <Wakizashiuk> touch my nipples eirik and call me a dirty boy
[2:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
auth Eirik@fucked jaw [0:59]: ye:d
auth slaj@fucked PB [0:51]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [0:51]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [0:08]: wp
[0:06]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
cortana,komar [0:04]: gg
auth Eirik@fucked jaw [0:02]: felt like a punching bag :(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
auth saKen [Intermission]: gg
auth slaj@fucked PB [Warmup]: we start attack on this also?
auth JALLAAAAAA [Warmup]: :)))0
auth slaj@fucked PB [Countdown]: gl hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
cortana,frozz [11:56]: odjebi
[11:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cortana,calisto [8:03]: lol
auth slaj@fucked PB [7:48]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [7:48]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [7:05]: :-\
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
auth JALLAAAAAA [6:18]: GG
[5:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:12
auth saKen [Intermission]: wp
auth JALLAAAAAA [Countdown]: hf
auth filuS@fucked arm [Countdown]: Good lag and hax fun
[6:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cortana,gmx [6:26]: :XD
[6:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
auth slaj@fucked PB [4:25]: -_-
[4:13]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:22]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
auth slaj@fucked PB [2:45]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
auth slaj@fucked PB [2:45]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[2:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:41]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
auth saKen [0:35]: well played
auth filuS@fucked arm [0:11]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:12)
auth slaj@fucked PB [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: cortana,gmx disconnected
[Intermission]: cortana,frozz disconnected
cortana,komar [Intermission]: gg
cortana,calisto [Intermission]: new skill in da town
[Intermission]: cortana,komar disconnected
auth saKen [Intermission]: k
cortana,calisto [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: cortana,rimi =))))))))))))) disconnected
[Intermission]: auth JALLAAAAAA disconnected
auth slaj@fucked PB [Intermission]: hmm wait
[Intermission]: cortana,suVi disconnected
auth filuS@fucked arm [Intermission]: b
auth slaj@fucked PB [Intermission]: :-D

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.