Afterlife ET vs Cortana (6740 views)

17.06.09 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth AFTERLIFE Sample 74 kills
Killing Spree AFTER SQUALL LIFE 12 frags without being killed
Accountant AFTER SQUALL LIFE 155% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! AFTERLIFE! miNd 21 gibs
...and stay dead! AFTER ENSAM's LIFE 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning AFTERLIFE! miNd 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! AFTERLIFE Sample 49 SPAM kills
Fragstealer AFTERLIFE Sample 144 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! AFTER Fel LIFE 248 damage per frag
What objective? AFTER SQUALL LIFE 350 XP
Red Shirt cor,ZID <3LAPTOP 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cor,rimi =))))))))))))))) 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore AFTER SQUALL LIFE 204 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut AFTERLIFE Sample 3 team kills
Gingerbread man cor,calisto 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
AFTER SQUALL LIFE15135062402010398627787180/07/552/253/5159190124
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE862874350110112775278032440/05/737/252/818015644
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE69296405819008725069041291/02/1029/296/1218111947
AFTERLIFE Sample12526874591303121023359711670/024/50/3249/1013810155
AFTER Fel LIFE7932430388029727170092880/01/331/230/324218445
AFTERLIFE! miNd112335645521207939784512060/03/754/377/314714865
AFTER1031860313300923651517654392510521/042/7203/3767/317515065
cor,tyyrd PAKI7625544585007743193661520/02/1135/307/1116916134
cor,frozz5629830545016639983892570/02/423/323/1221315549
cor,calisto8334445539121495778528750/05/539/263/621315876
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))51211346713015578079003510/00/633/472/9170118312
cor,suVi73290446070210699396404400/03/739/294/1215916146
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP6718449731400977457942470/123/73/4023/1815810926
cor,671582246365531651439255176513220/135/7172/4042/1818014447
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AFTER SQUALL LIFE26613924970013607226800/01/222/41/2DKKKDKDDDKKK/KDKKKKKKKKKKKDKKDKKK
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE93931516500529302290550/01/114/50/5DDKKD/KKK/D/K/DKDKKKKDK/KKDDDKD
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE601131220500427702206360/01/210/111/3KKKDDKD/DKDKDDK/DKK/D/DDDDKKKDDD
AFTERLIFE Sample175106281640053611153500/07/20/521/4KKKKKDKDKDKKDKKK/K/D/KD/KDDKKKDKKKKK/DKKKKDK
AFTER Fel LIFE100119101020012554245900/00/110/80/0KDDKKKK/DDDDKDKKDKKD
AFTERLIFE! miNd162137261690023739281500/00/526/90/0DKDKDKDKK/DDDKKDKKKDKKK/KKDKKKKKKDKKDKDKKD
AFTER143707115873200181921113573910/010/1382/4223/14
cor,tyyrd PAKI68631319200019203580360/01/211/131/5DKDKDKDKKDKXKKDDDKDDKKDDDDKDDKDDD
cor,frozz426881920021637318500/00/18/130/4D/DXDDD/DKKDKKDKDDDDDDKKDDDK
cor,calisto4810112253021034733077570/03/18/133/1DK/DDK///KDK/K/DKDDKDDDDDDTKDKD//K/KTK/
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))2963724301318432881860/00/27/181/2KDDDDDDDKDDDKTX/KKDDK/KDDDDDDDD/D
cor,suVi6511513200021233836292420/00/212/113/6KKDKDKKTKKDKDDKT/DKDDDDDDKDDKDDDDKD
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP6159162670022362285960/09/20/187/6DKKDKDDDDDKDDK/KDDDDDDKK/KDDXDKKDDDKDKKDKKXD
cor,524696913317051813573192114270/013/1046/8615/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AFTER SQUALL LIFE505791811002456290200/02/27/140/1SDDDKKDDDKDDDDKDKDDKDDDDKKK
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE68751319101323613123840/02/412/120/2DDD/K/DKKKDDKD/KKKDKKDDDXDTDKDDKDKX
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE4257921200117572978180/01/56/92/7DDDDDDDK/DDDKDKXDDKKDDDDKKKDDKD
AFTERLIFE Sample69611623102223902650650/010/30/148/4DKDDKKDKDKKDDK/DDDKTDKDDKDDDDKTDKDKDK/KDK
AFTER Fel LIFE5062918501521182665520/00/210/90/2KD//KD/KDDKDD/DDKKKDKDDDDK/T
AFTERLIFE! miNd878114163003201125961160/01/212/111/1DDDDKDK/DDKDK/KKDKDKDKDKXKDKKK/
AFTER613937011513141413093169143350/016/1847/6911/17
cor,tyyrd PAKI106871615300530612222400/01/412/53/1KK/KDKK/K/KDK/KDKKKDKDKDKDK/DDD
cor,frozz751499123012221222612390/01/37/52/2/TDD/KDKKKDDDKDKKDDKKD
cor,calisto237136198300035332202180/02/117/70/0KKKKKKKDKDKKKDKDKDKDKKKKDKD
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))948916176001188317931890/00/116/130/2KKKDKKKDKDKKDKDKDKKDDK/DDKDDDKDDD
cor,suVi1009718187006293027271080/02/315/71/2DKDDD/KDK/KDDKKDKDKDK/KKK/K/KK/KKKDD
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP110722220700632951888410/010/20/812/5KDKXK/KKDKKDD/KK/KD/KK/KDKDKKDKK/KDKDKDDKDD
cor,1206301009029012016914130936350/016/1467/4518/12
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AFTER SQUALL LIFE1716412760001616136400/02/19/41/1KDDKKKKDKDKDDKKKKKD
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE1125898400112191232650/01/07/61/1KDDDKDKKKDDDKKKK/
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE7576685000783877750/00/25/51/1KDDKKKDDDDDKKD
AFTERLIFE Sample11040111020011979109900/05/00/85/1XKKDKKDDDDDK/DKKKKDDKK
AFTER Fel LIFE807245101212189361280/01/04/20/1TDKKD/KK/D
AFTERLIFE! miNd85531214310018021744540/02/08/122/0KDKKDKKKKKDKDDDDKDDDDDSKKD
AFTER106363545221114861772523220/011/333/3710/5
cor,tyyrd PAKI534971300021301185700/00/45/52/2DK/KKDDDDK/KDKDDDKDD
cor,frozz8350101200021665111000/00/06/81/2KKKKD/DKD/KDDDKDKDKDDK
cor,calisto55475910031038140700/00/15/30/2D/DKDK/K/KDKDD
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))1004599300112181285760/00/28/61/0DDKD/KKDKKKDKDDKKD
cor,suVi90411011000311951421540/01/29/30/2KDDKDK/DKDKK/KK/KDDKD
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP54296110000835153700/02/23/71/2KDDDDKDKDDKKDKDDD
cor,73261476540011725286171300/03/1136/325/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AFTER SQUALL LIFE28390176600221831253180/02/014/31/1KK/KKKDKKKKKKKDK/KKKDKD
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE856167100312421158400/01/24/21/0//KDDKK/DKDKK
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE144501397003194084301/00/18/42/1KKKK/DKDKKK/K/DKDKKDKD
AFTERLIFE Sample190611910601422536871020/02/00/515/1KK/KKKK/K/KDDK/KKKKKTKDKKDKKDD
AFTER Fel LIFE1407175000113819491080/00/07/40/0K/KKKDKDKKDD
AFTERLIFE! miNd13364129610218451296360/00/08/54/2KK/KDDKKKDKDDKKXD/SKKK
AFTER16339774462611151084461863041/05/341/2323/5
cor,tyyrd PAKI7256811000011491707760/00/17/71/3DDDKDKDKDKDDDDKDKKK
cor,frozz273131100008851833180/01/02/60/4DDDDDKDDDKDDDK
cor,calisto816091121011533184200/00/29/30/3DSDKDDKKKDKKDKKD/KDD
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))11142171000836194100/00/12/100/5DDKDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDD
cor,suVi273731100005301863360/00/03/80/2DDDKDDDDDKDKDD
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP312451600011253165800/12/10/73/5DDDKDDDDDKDDKKDDDDK/D
cor,42222307731026186108441300/13/523/414/22

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Player Chats
cor,frozz [Warmup]: hes quite excited about this match
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE [Warmup]: I have 40 fps and 600 ping and broken hand
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE [Warmup]: and mind has cancer
cor,calisto [Warmup]: sample salaatti tomaatti?
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE [Warmup]: quite a handicap
AFTERLIFE Sample [Warmup]: -;O
cor,calisto [Warmup]: shoutout to LITH
cor,suVi [Warmup]: shoutout to xedos
AFTER Fel LIFE [Countdown]: Shoutouts to Speedy-Bozar and Smokeninja <3<3
cor,tyyrd PAKI [Countdown]: Winner Winner, Chicken dinner!
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT LITH
AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE [Countdown]: to anxi
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [8:24]: ZXDDWD
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [6:40]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [6:40]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[6:26]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:19]: Main blast door opening!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE [5:55]: ...
[1:48]: Main blast door closing!
[1:23]: Main blast door opening!
[1:10]: Main blast door closing!
[1:04]: Main blast door opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [7:41]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [7:41]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[7:36]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:03]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [4:39]: haha
[1:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:52 (original: 10:00)
cor,calisto [Intermission]: gg
[14:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[14:11]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [13:37]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [13:37]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[13:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[13:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
AFTERLIFE! miNd [11:57]: :D
[11:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:34]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:25
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE [Intermission]: 786 DG
[5:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP [5:02]: hahaha
cor,tyyrd PAKI [1:28]: wp
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [0:47]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
AFTER SQUALL LIFE [0:47]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
cor,rimi =))))))))))))))) [0:37]: nice knowing twat
AFTERLIFE! miNd [0:33]: :D
AFTERLIFE! miNd [0:33]: :D
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE [0:31]: ;__;
cor,ZID <3LAPTOP [0:04]: retards on fire
cor,calisto [0:04]: ggs, wp
AFTERLIFE! miNd [0:00]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:25)
[Intermission]: cor,frozz disconnected
[Intermission]: cor,rimi =))))))))))))))) disconnected
cor,tyyrd PAKI [Intermission]: wp
AFTER ENSAM's LIFE [Intermission]: WP
[Intermission]: AFTER ENSAM's LIFE disconnected
[Intermission]: AFTER VANHAOMENA LIFE disconnected
[Intermission]: AFTER SQUALL LIFE disconnected
[Intermission]: AFTER Fel LIFE disconnected
[Intermission]: AFTERLIFE Sample disconnected
[Intermission]: AFTERLIFE! miNd disconnected

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