USA vs Descent (10572 views)

us Steve
us Bliss
us Ouch
us Axcess
us Common
us Special
us Elusive
us kARDON
is PhyZic
ca Anim
us Larky
ca Bebit
Rules: If USA wins: Larky and Kardon gives $5 each to Common
If Descent wins: Kardon gets to be on Team USA
19.02.10 04:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DES.BRNDN 113 kills
Killing Spree DES.BRNDN 8 frags without being killed
Accountant DES.BRNDN 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! des.kARDON 41 gibs
...and stay dead! des.kARDON 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning U$A BLISS 97 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! des.Larky 71 SPAM kills
Fragstealer des.Larky 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! des.bebit 208 damage per frag
What objective? DES.BRNDN 674 XP
Red Shirt U$A BLISS 155 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? u$a common 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DES.BRNDN 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut des.Larky 6 team kills
Gingerbread man u$a common 56 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
des.PHYZIC9165910511620013918637175351900/04/597/685/717715157
des.kARDON725069813741053218975179457090/05/787/9411/719413148
des.Larky72494109149413632164651529610180/018/623/9571/1315110147
des.bebit746478912022053317787185366340/04/781/8215/720015449
DES.BRNDN9467411311921143120634198464731/011/791/7614/818316585
DES.802980514641145421167924988915830241/042/7379/76116/818114057
U$A ^PSTVLOL656499314219233016845193494320/09/777/818/25181134510
U$A OUCH645899615029143917487184685090/09/883/736/2818212246
U$A BLISS7266111215530023620914187085680/13/1397/8414/22187121410
u$a common645448713716025617754177436420/04/475/616/20204130310
rossko696018812724012617321198412720/07/1079/763/1619715647
ss673044476711118312187903219410924230/032/10411/7637/1619013349
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC11619029253011751183107100/02/127/71/1/KK/K/K/DKX/KKDK//KDKT/K/KKKDK/KDK/K/KKKK/K/K/KK/KDDK/KD
des.kARDON1131303329190110553829871770/00/025/219/0DKDKDKKKKDK/KKTK/KDK/KDKDKDKDXD/KDKK/KDKK/KDKDK//K/KDKKDKD/XKKDDK
des.Larky911293235130116512427201490/06/11/1624/2KDKK/KKKDK/KKDKK/KDDKD/K/KD//DKDK///KDKKDD/KKTK//KDKKKK/KD/DKDDKD/KD
des.bebit100142292970111519547392140/01/124/174/1/DD/KDDKDKDK/KK/KK/DKKDKDKDKK//KKXDD//KKDDDKDKKK/KKDTKKK/KKD
DES.BRNDN851272327401114365436161/05/217/131/2/K/DDK/DDKKKDDK/DDKKDKDKDKK/KDK/KDTX//DK/KKKK/DKK/KD
DES.10171814614546056525340179145561/014/594/7439/6
U$A ^PSTVLOL251151039100531514514760/02/17/261/7KDDD/KDDDKDDKKDDDD//D/DKDDDDDDDKD/DKDDDDDKDDKDDDD
U$A OUCH449219435029328952211550/02/218/201/11/DKDKDDDKKDKDKDKDD/DKDT//KDDDDK/D/KKDKDD/KDDTDDDKDDKDK/DDKD/DKDD
U$A BLISS55167213840083895531900/10/321/170/8K/DDDK/DKDKKDKDDKDKDKK/DKDK/DK//KDDKKK/DDKDDD/DDDDDDKDKDDKD
u$a common4310213305001136584922680/01/211/131/5D/DKKDDDDDD//XDKDKD//D/D/K/KKDXDDK/DKDK/DKK/K
rossko531171732300339215364500/00/617/180/5DKDDKDDDDKDDK/KDK/KK/DDDDDDKDDDKDDKKDDDKKDKDKDDDK
ss445938018218023617914253403490/15/1474/943/36

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC95103212240063605358400/00/018/153/1K/DDKDKDD//KDDDKDK/KDDKKKDKK/KDKDKKDKDK/KKK
des.kARDON35831028601827113804840/02/19/160/3DDDKDDD/DDTKDK/////KDD/KDDK/DDKDDKDKDKDX
des.Larky701061927610230642993920/03/10/2016/4DK/DDDDKDKDKKDDDDKDDKKDS/KKKDDDKKDKDDKDKDKDXDKK
des.bebit53951528201124883643450/00/310/205/3DKDKDDDKK/KDDKKDDDKKDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDKDDDKTKDK
DES.BRNDN629215245017326236561280/01/011/164/2//KKDK/KDKKDDXDKK/DKDKD/DKD/DKDDKDKDDT/KD
DES.634798012923132415130176803490/06/548/8728/13
U$A ^PSTVLOL1041322423301635873611770/01/023/121/5KDKKDKKT/KDKDK/KDKKDDKKDDKK//KKDKKKDK/KKKD/DDDDD
U$A OUCH8513523276101239562859180/03/117/81/5//K/DKKK/D//KKKDKKDKDDKD/KXDDK/K/DKSKDKKKK/DKK/K/DD
U$A BLISS83117263170110453527791250/00/218/179/4DKDKKX/DKKDK/KDDKKD/KDXK/KKDKK/TKKK/DDKDKDK/KDD/KDDKD/KDK/DD
u$a common72110182520113281026122810/00/116/13/10KD/K/K/K/DK/DD/KK/KT//DK//KDKDKKDK/DKK/KKDDD
rossko54961324800827923269720/01/212/90/5K/KD/D/DKDKKDDKDD//DKDKD/DDDKKKD//KKD
ss8059010413026134917680151305730/05/686/4714/29
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC43781023200522643693180/00/39/141/1DK/KKDKD/KKDDD/KDDKD/DKDDDDDKDD/D
des.kARDON405410251002224337521360/02/38/190/0KK/DKDDD/DDDDKDDDDDKDDDKKDKDDDDKKDD
des.Larky50641326501517383347890/04/05/185/2DTKDKDKDK/KD//DK/DKDD/DKDKDKDDKKDKDDDDDD
des.bebit54961222400530254053180/01/110/161/0KK/DDD/D/DDKDK/KKDK/KDDKKDDDDDKDKD
DES.BRNDN681021522110635313451180/02/112/131/2KKXKDDKDKKKK/KDDDKD/KD//DKDKDDKDDS//KD
DES.513946011813112312801182962790/09/844/808/5
U$A ^PSTVLOL881261517400729162383430/01/312/40/4DDK/KKDXDD/KKKKK/KKDDD/K//DKKKDK/
U$A OUCH11512922196017401029261400/04/417/82/0KDDKDDDKK/KDKKKDK/KK/KTKK/K/DKKDKDKD/KKDK/
U$A BLISS699818260019404622392650/00/017/162/1DDKDKD/K/DDK/K/DKDDDDK//DDK/KDKKT/DDK/KKKKDKK
u$a common1001061616000932802020760/00/014/62/3KDD/KK/DKKD/K//DKK/XKDKK/KKXKK/KD/
rossko1001282323501940443233240/03/221/110/1DDKKKDDKTDKK/K/DKKKKDKDKDK/KDDD/KK/KDKK/K/K/DK/
ss945879410115034118296128015480/08/981/456/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC1141041614100425692366180/01/115/90/1D/KKDXKDD/DDDDKKKK/KDKKKKKDKK/K
des.kARDON78791519601529622560210/00/115/131/0DKK/DKDDKDKDTKDK/KDKD/KDKDK//KDKKDD
des.Larky806916208013231621901910/02/111/163/2DKKKDDKTDDK/DDKD/KK/DKKXDDKKKDKDKXKDDDD
des.bebit8811589001419571638790/00/015/122/0KDKKDKDKDKKDK/XT/DDKKDKKDKK/K/DKD
DES.BRNDN1831382212201233172555530/00/020/103/0/DKKDKKKKKKKDKKDKKKK/KDKDKDKKTDDDKK
DES.109505777417041813121113093620/03/376/609/3
U$A ^PSTVLOL2986827200521393284180/01/15/192/2DDDKDDDKDDD/DDKDKD/D/DDDD/DKD/KKDKD
U$A OUCH38548215005171625801620/00/08/140/2KDKD//DDKDD/DDKD/KDKKD/DDDDKD
U$A BLISS901301820500233752943360/00/017/151/2KKKKDDKDDKKDDKDKDD/KKK/DKDDDKDDDKKKDKD
u$a common5996162720012323933151030/00/116/130/1/DD/DD/K/K/DKK//KDK/DKK//DDDDKDKKDK/K/KDKKD
rossko75741216100220032610180/01/011/120/2DKK/KDKKDKKKDD/KKDDDKKDDDDDD
ss584406211115002612472147323370/02/257/733/9
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC1061151615700630232432580/00/016/80/1KKDKDK/DKKD/K/KK/KKDKKK/DKD/DDK
des.kARDON907818206012323623281530/00/218/131/4DDKKKDKDDDTK/KKDKKDD/KDKKXKDKDDKDKKDDDKD
des.Larky587814243224227522932160/01/16/159/3D/KKKDKDKDSTKD/DXKDK/KDKDDKD/DKKDTDKDDDDS
des.bebit87831416400729932438900/00/013/71/3/DKKDK/KXKDK/K/DK/K/D/KKKDKDKDD
DES.BRNDN1001031818500431422906900/02/211/115/1DDKDDKDKDKKKKKKDK/K/KKDKK/DDDK/KDDKD
DES.88457809325232314669123976070/03/564/5416/12
U$A ^PSTVLOL1009418187213280628511740/01/014/94/5KKDKDTDKK/KDDDKDDKDSKD/KKKDDKKDDKKSKK/
U$A OUCH47101102150002202287600/00/08/152/6KDDDDDDKKKDDDDDDDDKDDDDKKDKKDKD
U$A BLISS78761519700426512944880/02/312/101/2DKDKK/KDKDKDDDKDKDDKDKDK/KDD/KKDK/
u$a common65631320400625263094360/02/011/140/0K/DKDKDKDDDK/DK/K/DDKDKK/DKDK/KDD
rossko70851217200122122904180/00/09/163/1KKDDKDXKDDDDDDKKKDD/DDDKDKKKDK
ss72419689525211412397146693160/05/354/6410/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.PHYZIC76691317300120582353860/01/012/150/2DKXKDDDKDKDDDKKDDKDKK/DDDKKDDKKX
des.kARDON758212163015228525141380/01/012/120/0TXDKDD/KDKK/D/DKKDK/DKD/KDKDKK
des.Larky884815176012194817532810/02/20/1014/0DDKDDDDKKDKKDDDDKDDKKKDKDK/KKK/KT
des.bebit6811611165025212920251880/02/29/102/0KTXD/DDD/K/DKDKDKKDKDTD/K/KKKD
DES.BRNDN12511220164011301729171780/01/220/130/1KTKDDDKKDKDKKKKKD/KDDKDDKDXKDDKKKDKDKK
DES.86427718221051411437115628710/07/653/6016/3
U$A ^PSTVLOL100961818201422462706440/03/216/110/2KDKKKDKK/DKDKXKD/KDKKKK/KDKDKD/DDKDDTD
U$A OUCH73781419201623142006340/00/115/80/4DK/K//KTK/DKDKKDKKKDDDK/KKDDDDDKD/
U$A BLISS66731421700324122484540/01/512/91/5DDDKKDXDKKDDKD/DDKDKKKDK/DDKK/KDDKDD
u$a common57671119301522411780780/01/07/140/1KKDKKKDDT/KDKDD/D/D/KDKDK/DKDDXD
rossko731011115500323492461900/02/09/100/2DKKKKDDK/KD/DKDK/DKDDKDDKD
ss74415689219032111562114373000/07/859/521/14

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Player Chats
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: your map im gussing?
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: :]
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: :]
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: :]
CubeCast.Number1Dad [Warmup]: gogogoogo
CubeCast.Number1Dad [Warmup]: jajajaja
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: HI COMMON
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: are we gona play you next round in NC?
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: dunno
U$A OUCH [Warmup]: i hope not
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: no
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: i think so
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: it was either canada or usa
U$A OUCH [Warmup]: wasn't yo boy perl banned
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: real talk son real talk
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: ye for cod hack while he wasnst able to play
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: xD
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: hes in denmark
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: in university
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: ready?
rossko [Warmup]: sounds like bff
u$a common [Warmup]: at* university
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: ok
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Countdown]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
des.bebit [Countdown]: gl hf
[13:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:32]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:36]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:03]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
U$A OUCH [8:55]: 6
[8:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [5:30]: nn common
[5:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[2:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
des.PHYZIC [0:11]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: this anim
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: wtf is he doing
des.bebit [Warmup]: brb water sports
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: ouch: how does this make any sense..2 canadians AND the great phyzic
u$a common [Warmup]: fAkiii: i am playing for big fun guys
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: bigfun
des.PHYZIC [Warmup]: mASCULINE squall: too bad i cant be as good as that random
des.bebit [Warmup]: kardon: NEVER AGAIN BEBIT, NEVER AGAIN
des.bebit [Warmup]: :)
des.PHYZIC [Countdown]: fun
des.PHYZIC [Countdown]: fun
des.PHYZIC [Countdown]: fun
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [14:45]: useful anim
DES.BRNDN [14:38]: quiet shoutcaster
Pink SHOUTCASTER [14:37]: GJ BRANDON MCKAIG
[12:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:46]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:46]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:32]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [2:41]: :]
[2:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 12:59 (original: 15:00)
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Intermission]: gg
des.kARDON [Intermission]: gg
des.bebit [Intermission]: gg
des.bebit [Countdown]: shoutout to punkk, the only last ET player i know I still respect :D
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Countdown]: bbr
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Countdown]: shoutout to meekrat larky
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
u$a common [11:35]: :XD
[11:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:06]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:03]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:50]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:31]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:32]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
DES.BRNDN [4:21]: so unhittable
Pink SHOUTCASTER [4:17]: Q_Q
U$A ^PSTVLOL [4:16]: pure punishment
Pink SHOUTCASTER [4:14]: please
[1:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [1:47]: TACTICAL
CubeCast.Number1Dad [1:47]: tactical
des.PHYZIC [1:47]: ofc
[1:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
des.PHYZIC [1:46]: hows the cast going so far daddy
U$A BLISS [1:46]: JUSTIN IS BEING A FGT
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:46]: common needs to drop some oxys
CubeCast.Number1Dad [1:46]: I'm not saying much
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:46]: get in the zone
[1:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
des.PHYZIC [1:47]: :D
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:47]: AUTOZONE
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [1:46]: excuse common he is setting up more lines
[1:47]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:47]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[1:47]: FIGHT!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:46]: was it grade a quality common
des.PHYZIC [0:10]: GG
des.PHYZIC [0:09]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
des.PHYZIC [Countdown]: fun fun fun
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: :]
u$a common [Countdown]: fAkiii: i am playing for big fun guys
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:29]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:03]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[7:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
U$A BLISS [6:58]: hi field ops
[6:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
des.Larky [6:58]: im fucked.
des.Larky [6:58]: lol
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: in the ass by kardon
[6:58]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
des.Larky [6:58]: el oh el.
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: never seen shoutcasters take sides before
[6:58]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: we arent
des.Larky [6:58]: its cause they're faggots.
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: common blows
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: yes
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: well there is a first time for everything
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: alot of coke
u$a common [6:58]: Pink
des.Larky [6:58]: true
[6:58]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
u$a common [6:58]: oc brotha
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: common
u$a common [6:58]: dont mess with no COCAINE
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: play hon
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: after
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: with us
des.kARDON [6:58]: sigh whoever is that medic in front of me caught me typing
[6:58]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
U$A OUCH [6:58]: well everyone gets caught hacking eventually right phyzic?
U$A OUCH [6:58]: dayum!
[6:58]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: where did i talk about anything cheat related?
[6:58]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
U$A OUCH [6:58]: i brought it up
[6:58]: des.bebit Server command overflow
U$A BLISS [6:58]: it's my first day
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: cool
U$A OUCH [6:58]: seemed to parallel your first story
U$A BLISS [6:58]: like the first penis
[6:58]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: For the record all ETTV viewers please search Paul Farley if you'd like a view of the meekrat Larky
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: phyzic how much do you love ET to find the time to stay up to 2 am fragging?
U$A BLISS [6:58]: wrapped in an enchilada
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: well
[6:58]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[6:58]: I make the soup connected
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: im preatty wasted atm
des.kARDON [6:58]: tupac you're up every night till 3 playing hon sooooo
U$A OUCH [6:58]: and no one gives a fuck
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: yes
U$A OUCH [6:58]: congrats you win!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: yes
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: i lov ehon
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: but i always have fun playing with my faboys
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: HON IS AMAZING
[6:58]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: fag*
rossko [6:58]: drinking on a thursday night
des.Larky [6:58]: HoN is the new WoW
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: and there is no schooltomorrow
[6:58]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: ANIM
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: I LOVE U
des.PHYZIC [6:58]: so why not drink?
Pink SHOUTCASTER [6:58]: SO MUCH
[6:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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DES.BRNDN [6:58]: :):)
[6:58]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
u$a common [6:58]: kardon and larky would literally let one be fucked in the ass while the other one is tounging your balls
[6:58]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
[6:58]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
[6:58]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [6:58]: pure punishment
[6:58]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[6:58]: FIGHT!
u$a common [6:54]: :XD
u$a common [6:54]: :XD
u$a common [6:54]: :XD
des.PHYZIC [6:37]: NICE ACC
U$A BLISS [4:54]: FUCK
[3:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
u$a common [3:56]: :XD
CubeCast.Number1Dad [3:56]: tactical
des.Larky [3:56]: EXECUTE 4 MINUTE STRAT
des.bebit [3:56]: kardon's fighting another 1v1
[3:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
des.bebit [3:56]: DUH DUH DUH
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: hahahaha
[3:56]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: ahahahahahahaa
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: wtf
des.Larky [3:56]: LOOOL
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: xD
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: ahhahahaahahahaha
des.Larky [3:56]: ROFL!!!!
des.Larky [3:56]: hahaaha
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
des.PHYZIC [3:56]: is that his mother?
[3:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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des.PHYZIC [3:56]: xD
des.Larky [3:56]: its cara
[3:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [3:56]: grandma
[3:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[3:56]: FIGHT!
Pink SHOUTCASTER [3:54]: taking over for kardon
[1:09]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:50 (original: 12:00)
des.bebit [Intermission]: wp
u$a common [Intermission]: at least were giving u a run for your money
des.Larky [Intermission]: ^
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Intermission]: brandon fragging
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: you are giving us
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: xD
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Intermission]: like his true self
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Intermission]: what an animal
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: i laughed
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: TO COME
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: skillywilly
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: FOR AN AMAZING RETURN OF GLORY
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: all he would do is scream
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: AHHHHHHHHHHHH VIDEO GAMES
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: FUCKING FRAGS
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: SO HARD
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: loool
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: LOVE ETSO MUCH
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: yes
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: THIS GUY JUST PRONED ON ME
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: anim
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: loves Et
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: shoutout to gfather
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: i love u
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: anim why are you not going to cic7 anymore
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: i chetz
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: obv cheater
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: SHAUN
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: HAI
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: yesshout out to gfather best fragger in NA
u$a common [Warmup]: killerboy thinks so
des.Larky [Warmup]: killerboy is eurolands Keith
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: KILLERBOY IS THE BEST ADMIN EVER
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: just for the record error is a beaner and also enjoys tonguing larkys balls with kardon while getting his salad tossed
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: just for the record im fuckin trippin balls right now
des.bebit [Warmup]: So
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: so fucked up
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: omg
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: cant ASHOOT AT ALL LOL
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: high as shit on prometahzine
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: just for the record lol
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: im about to die of food poisoning
des.bebit [Warmup]: from kardon's mother, those three looks like banana three more than coconut three
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: just for the record
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: i KID
des.bebit [Warmup]: dicsuss
u$a common [Warmup]: maybe if that was in english
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: just for the record where is bdmatt
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: just for the record
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: dick sucks no thx
u$a common [Warmup]: we could discuss
des.bebit [Warmup]: dicsus
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: des.bebit: dicsuss
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: s
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: stv do you play WoW
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Warmup]: lol.
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: all day
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: good joke
u$a common [Warmup]: tupac bd matt is in ECGN 24/7 BEACH welcoming kids to dallas fucking texas
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: bebit: if there were 6 bebit in one team, that team would be best
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: lol
des.bebit [Warmup]: yes anim
des.bebit [Warmup]: terribly true
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: :):):)
u$a common [Warmup]: just for the record
u$a common [Warmup]: anim is banned from our ventrilo as of today
DES.BRNDN [Warmup]: no one cares
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
u$a common [Warmup]: :XD
u$a common [Warmup]: [splash em]
U$A OUCH [Warmup]: ready up
u$a common [Warmup]: [splash em]
u$a common [Warmup]: [splash em]
u$a common [Warmup]: [splash em]
u$a common [Warmup]: [splash em]
U$A OUCH [Warmup]: oh god
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
des.Larky [Warmup]: phyzic shitting
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: all anim does is backrage and bait teammates
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: terri player
u$a common [Warmup]: not true
des.bebit [Warmup]: HEY
u$a common [Warmup]: his sens is 15
u$a common [Warmup]: thats why he couldnt hit me on radar
DES.BRNDN [Countdown]: lol
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Countdown]: pure punishment
DES.BRNDN [Countdown]: no cause you were strafing like a retard
[14:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
des.kARDON [13:06]: WOW
[13:01]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
des.kARDON [12:56]: i lagged out
des.kARDON [12:55]: rofl
U$A ^PSTVLOL [12:52]: pure punishment
Pink SHOUTCASTER [12:48]: its ok kardons grandma
des.kARDON [11:53]: and again
[11:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
des.kARDON [11:51]: hmmm
[11:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:42]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
des.PHYZIC [5:34]: gg
des.bebit [5:20]: Muhahaha
U$A ^PSTVLOL [5:19]: pure punishment
U$A BLISS [5:19]: [[[[[[[[[[SPLASH MY PENIS]]]]]]]]]]
des.bebit [5:19]: :)
U$A ^PSTVLOL [5:17]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [5:17]: pure punishment
CubeCast.Number1Dad [5:08]: Regroup on me.
Pink SHOUTCASTER [5:07]: bliss' fat ass crushed steve
CubeCast.Number1Dad [4:47]: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
[4:44]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:15
des.bebit [Intermission]: WHAT THE FUCK
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: OH NOES SMOKE
des.bebit [Intermission]: what's wrong with ET ppl's bind
U$A BLISS [Intermission]: SMOKE LOL WOWWWWW
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: what's wrong with french brains
des.bebit [Warmup]: nothing
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: that's a desirable trait
U$A BLISS [Warmup]: wanna fuck
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: team LSD
Pink SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: Larky Sucks Dick
des.Larky [Warmup]: didnt u think i was hacking on frostbite a few weeks ago?
des.Larky [Warmup]: retard.
Tupac SHOUTCASTER [Warmup]: rainman was a retard
CubeCast.Number1Dad [Warmup]: this doesn't count if you don't smoke
U$A ^PSTVLOL [9:31]: pure punishment
[8:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
U$A ^PSTVLOL [8:06]: pure punishment
U$A ^PSTVLOL [8:06]: :]
[7:34]: Tupac SHOUTCASTERhas become a referee
[7:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:31]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
CubeCast.Number1Dad [2:37]: gg
[2:24]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
des.PHYZIC [1:27]: ggggg
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:17]: common if u dont kill yourself
des.bebit [1:17]: gg
DES.BRNDN [1:15]: :):)
Pink SHOUTCASTER [1:14]: come play hon
[1:08]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
DES.BRNDN [Intermission]: nice aiming common
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:07 (original: 10:15)
CubeCast.Number1Dad [Intermission]: no smoke no win
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: wpphpppp
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: wooohoo
des.PHYZIC [Intermission]: :)
des.Larky [Intermission]: wp
des.bebit [Intermission]: no smoke no win :D
des.Larky [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: U$A OUCH disconnected
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Intermission]: nice tank damaging common
des.bebit [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: Tupac SHOUTCASTER disconnected
U$A ^PSTVLOL [Intermission]: ggs
des.bebit [Intermission]: NEXT WEEK, TEAM CANADA
[Intermission]: u$a common disconnected
des.kARDON [Warmup]: no $10 for you common

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.