Two.and.a.half.Men vs AntiClimax sponsored by r@g (4036 views)

at v1ech
de flR
de naimmje
be Flashy
be sile
hu senti
us ALOHA has used their wildcard
09.05.10 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 85 kills
Killing Spree #aClmx-seNti BackFromWale 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 20 gibs
...and stay dead! ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ALOHA.le fiech Taah 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ALOHA.naimmje TahM 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #aClmx-siler@g 240 damage per frag
What objective? ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 476 XP
Red Shirt #aClmx-Flashyr@g 102 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #aClmx-siler@g 220 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #aClmx-Flashyr@g 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah102476858320013215857116801220/05/472/459/2187141510
ALOHA.naimmje TahM603555693902269099105501850/03/651/514/1116211337
ALOHA.le fiech Taah80411617611022812480121733400/04/347/3812/920516047
le80124220225240058637436344036470/012/3170/3825/918513848
#aClmx-Flashyr@g473694810211152310904120684060/04/735/6512/1022711737
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale75447638414041711311123143390/04/256/597/1018014767
#aClmx-siler@g7139855777012012188130542000/05/348/513/522217045
#aClmx-631214166263321106034403374369450/013/3139/5122/521014546
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah12210322181001136062431580/03/018/71/0D/KKK///KDK/KK/KDKK/KK/DKKDK/KKK/KKD/KDK
ALOHA.naimmje TahM6573132030210191321191240/00/013/62/4/K/KK/KK//KDDTDDDK/K/K/DD/KDKTKK/DD
ALOHA.le fiech Taah100103141430063371262900/00/010/74/3///K/KKDKDKXDDKK/KDK/KKDKKDXDK
le96279495270227889071791820/03/041/207/7
#aClmx-Flashyr@g321049284018225828161180/00/25/155/4/TDDDDD//KKDXKD//KD/D/KDDKD/DDDDKDDKDDK
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale5284917300223502717580/00/08/131/3XDDDD/DKD/KKDKDDDKKDDDKKDDK
#aClmx-siler@g43867162012257133571280/00/16/122/1KDDDDKKDTD/KDDKDDD/DKDKD
#aClmx-42274256190212717988903040/00/319/408/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah75106152010063418274700/00/114/131/1K/KKDKD/DXDKDKKDKDDDDDKK/K/K/K/DKDKD
ALOHA.naimmje TahM58871424100324022898250/01/212/171/2DDKDKDKDDDKKDKKDKDDDDDKDD/KD/KDDKK/KDD
ALOHA.le fiech Taah529510192016216226041850/01/29/91/2/DDDDT/DDDKDKK//D/DKKKK/KKDKDD
le62288396340115798282492100/02/535/393/5
#aClmx-Flashyr@g521041223201826672410500/02/27/144/1//KKK/X/DKDKDDDD/KX/KKDDDD//DKDKKDDDTK
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale12514520165025262727881380/03/018/101/2DDK/KDT/KK/KKKD/KDDKKKKTKKDKDKDK/DDKKKX
#aClmx-siler@g8089162040072955278400/00/016/130/0K/KKD/D/KD/KKKK/DKDDK/KDKKDDD/KDDKKD
#aClmx-863384859110320824979821880/05/241/375/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah6480111790033314294800/00/110/131/0DKKKKDDDD/DDDDDK/KDDK/KKDKDK
ALOHA.naimmje TahM8496161920052076236600/00/015/121/3/KKDD/KDKKKDD//KKKDDKDDDKKKX/DKDKDDK
ALOHA.le fiech Taah71721014201221732447110/00/18/103/1DK/DKKKDKD/DDDDDKKKDKTKDD
le73248375013011075637761110/00/233/355/4
#aClmx-Flashyr@g5263917010327052742180/00/07/132/1KDKDDKKSDDD/KXDD/KDK/DDKDKD
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale65871523102822922420570/00/016/131/2DK/DKDDKDK/K/TKK//DK/KD/DD/DKDDTDDKKKKKD
#aClmx-siler@g1001111616000727642401360/02/013/81/2K/DDKDKDKK/KK/KKK/K/KK/KDK/DXKDDD
#aClmx-72261405611218776175631110/02/036/344/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah12613224196011036842306640/02/119/74/1K/K/K/KKDKDK/KDKDKKT/KK/D/KDK/K/K/KKKKDKKDKD
ALOHA.naimmje TahM50761020200616211972180/02/28/110/1K/DDD/DDKK/KKDK/DK/KDD/KDKDDDD
ALOHA.le fiech Taah12910722174001137032613860/02/016/54/2/K/KKKDKKDKKK//KK/XK/KK/D/KK/KK/K/DKKDKD
le1023155656120127900868911680/06/343/238/4
#aClmx-Flashyr@g32548253023183830241510/01/29/170/3DDD/DKKDDDDDTDK/DTDK/DKDKDDDKDDKDDD
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale66991218200126732834860/00/29/153/2DKKKDKDKKDDDKDDXDDXKD/DDDKDKDDKK
#aClmx-siler@g4567920000323803150360/02/27/130/2DDDDKDD/KDDDDDKDKDKDD/D/KDKKK
#aClmx-4822029635027689190082730/03/625/453/7
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah2003063300180348800/00/14/12/0K/KKKKKDD
ALOHA.naimmje TahM0805100137250300/00/20/20/0DDD/D
ALOHA.le fiech Taah4017250001442747180/00/02/40/0D/DKDKD
le8055813400316171738180/00/36/72/0
#aClmx-Flashyr@g5022241010569503690/01/02/30/1DTDDKKD
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale1001244200052868200/01/03/30/1KDKDDDKK
#aClmx-siler@g4002341100164143200/01/03/10/0KK/XKK
#aClmx-18357109401117381617690/03/08/70/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah11625760001103276000/00/07/40/0DKKDDKDK/KKKD
ALOHA.naimmje TahM6015350001715692180/00/03/30/1/DKDDKDK
ALOHA.le fiech Taah42173700026291133400/01/02/30/1/KDKK/DDDD
le73571318000423762585580/01/012/100/2
#aClmx-Flashyr@g1602285100186757300/00/15/31/0KKKDDKKK/DKKD
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale502036100184187300/00/02/51/0DKDD/KKDD
#aClmx-siler@g752234000087793000/00/03/40/0DKKDKDD
#aClmx-9564141520022585237600/00/110/122/0

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Player Chats
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Warmup]: we do not allow clones!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Warmup]: ^^
#aClmx-siler@g [Warmup]: my bot is playing np
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Warmup]: ok than
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: re
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: sry
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [8:40]: 8D
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [4:40]: nice nades :p
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [4:32]: :)
[4:31]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [2:24]: :/
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [2:17]: gg :>
[1:45]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:14
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: wp
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Intermission]: wp
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Countdown]: hfgl
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [8:51]: 8D
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [8:51]: 8D
[7:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:46]: ......................
[6:45]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:42]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:25]: fu
[6:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:31]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:31]: Allies team locked from spectators by ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah
#aClmx-siler@g [3:31]: my inet sucks
[3:31]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [3:31]: his inet sucks
[3:31]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [3:31]: :P
[3:31]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [3:31]: o rly? :D
[3:31]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:31]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:31]: FIGHT!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [3:31]: i feel it when shooting him
[2:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [1:23]: gg wp :(
[1:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:35]: wp
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:34]: :)
[0:31]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:14)
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Intermission]: wp
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Intermission]: nice kartoffler
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale [Intermission]: sg
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Countdown]: gl in this map
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Countdown]: ;-)
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [Countdown]: hvf
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Countdown]: hf 2
[11:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [10:05]: :D
[9:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [9:43]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [9:43]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [9:41]: 8D
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale [9:39]: OMG epic fail
[9:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [8:01]: 8D
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [7:58]: =[
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:57]: t.t.t.üg,<kvfmnlfhvnaielbkj.egr
[6:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:16]: LUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:14]: :)
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:14]: :)
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:14]: :)
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale [6:06]: :-DDDDD
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [6:02]: hilarious
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [5:21]: wpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpskawpska
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [3:49]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [3:49]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[3:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [2:43]: ...
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [2:05]: wp
[2:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:56
#aClmx-siler@g [Intermission]: gg
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: well
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: we set a time
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [Intermission]: wp
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: :D
#aClmx-siler@g [Intermission]: gratz!
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale [Warmup]: we beatch you now
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Warmup]: can u already enter the score? ;)
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Warmup]: 4-0
[9:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [9:13]: k
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [9:12]: pls
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [9:11]: So sit back and watch the fireworks lite up my name up in the sky!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [9:09]: :)
[8:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [7:33]: :(
[6:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:33]: FIGHT!
#aClmx-siler@g [3:48]: fu team
[3:43]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [2:24]: skillboost ftw
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [2:19]: :D
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [0:42]: ill get mappool
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:38]: gg
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [0:34]: pfff
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [0:29]: :/
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:23]: 8D
[0:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:56)
#aClmx-siler@g [Intermission]: close :(
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [Intermission]: wp :s
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [Intermission]: but good game
#aClmx-seNti BackFromWale [Countdown]: gl hf
[9:04]: The Doors are opening!!
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [7:48]: gg
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [7:47]: 8D
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [7:46]: gg :/
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [7:44]: :D
[7:43]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:16
#aClmx-siler@g [Intermission]: GG NP
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: ice next time then
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Warmup]: omfg
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: :XD
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:24]: gg
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [0:23]: gg wp
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:06]: 8D
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:06]: 8D
ALOHA.le fiech Taah [0:05]: 8D
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [0:05]: haha :D
#aClmx-Flashyr@g [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:16)
#aClmx-siler@g [Intermission]: HD quality!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: gg

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