colt 45 and two zig Zags vs squirtle (8726 views)

30.05.10 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth monkey 8D 65 kills
Killing Spree ,=- kaMzZ 45 9 frags without being killed
Accountant 0V!E 8D 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ,=- kaMzZ 45 23 gibs
...and stay dead! ,=- kaMzZ 45 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ,=- emorAge 45 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 0V!E 8D 35 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ,=- miXer 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Lukey 8D 227 damage per frag
What objective? ,=- kaMzZ 45 494 XP
Red Shirt ght! 8D 85 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? monkey 8D 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ,=- emorAge 45 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ,=- kaMzZ 45 4 team kills
Gingerbread man 0V!E 8D 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
monkey 8D9235165711301151078486972610/01/352/4211/1216612249
Lukey 8D532514177802108981118461330/02/535/446/2021915459
lesti 8D603084677702169326121452200/00/745/433/1220315839
ght! 8D582585085513149101112983590/14/1344/523/618213147
0V!E 8D1022725856141223908558402660/022/21/3035/315710246
8D7114402603664721078472774982612390/029/2177/3058/318513348
,=- twidAAj 457637353691712171041899023130/01/448/395/1219714149
,=- emorAge 459736658601601109690104441561/02/552/304/1516717454
,=- kaMzZ 451044945856230415944477431890/04/652/296/616313896
,=- zz4r 4575369557310031210337113162320/05/850/413/1218815548
,=- miXer812896277200121993778725400/019/79/3834/1216010248
,=- 8518912863358611175498264727714301/031/7211/3852/1217514257
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
monkey 8D871592832500641463385910/00/220/198/6KKDDK//DDKDKKDDKDKKKK/KKK/KDKDDKDK/KKDKDDD/XDDDDKDKDKKDKKDKDD
Lukey 8D381001334101341115854490/00/112/232/8DD/DDKDKDKDDDDK/DKK/DXKDDDDTDKDKKDKDXKDDDDDDDDKDDD
lesti 8D3811014362021033165366780/00/514/162/5/DDD/DDKKD/DK/KK/DDK/KDDD/DDDDDKDDT/DKDD/TKDDDK/KKKD
ght! 8D611092134312836055466670/02/621/190/1K/KDDDKDKDD/DD/DKKDDDKK//KKT/DKDK/DKXDKTKKKDKK/KDDKDDSDDDD
0V!E 8D8071212650111325629281070/010/00/1612/1DKD/KDKKDK//KKKD/KKD/KXDTK/K/DKDKKKDDK/K/DXDD/K/DK
8D615499716216163818434229993920/012/1467/9324/21
,=- twidAAj 4511717927238024517736311650/01/223/174/4DKXKK//KKDDTDKKKKDKDKKDKDDDXK/DKXKKKDKKDD/KKKTDDXKDDKKKD
,=- emorAge 45921412527801644424216620/01/323/122/7KDDKK/KK/KKDKDKDK/KDXDKDDKKDDK/K/DKKDDDKDDDK/KKTDKDKKD
,=- kaMzZ 4514425526188025467632581130/02/125/121/1KKDK/KKX//KDDKKKDDKDKK/KKKDKKTKK/KKDDKTKDKKDKDD
,=- zz4r 456314123363028470946591320/02/421/172/7DKDKT/KD//DDK/DDK/K/DDDDDDKDDKDKDTDDKKKDDDKDKKDK/KDDKDK/KKKKD
,=- miXer731122230110114399526702620/08/20/814/7K/KK///D/D//KDTDDD//KDDKKKKD/DDD/DK/K/XKKKDXK/KKKDKKDKK
,=- 9882812313438083722999184347340/014/1292/6623/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
monkey 8D1539820136014292318401160/00/018/63/3KDKKKDKKKDK/KKKK/KDK/KDKDK/KDKDTKD
Lukey 8D88751618401422382126440/01/312/44/7KKDDDKD/DKKKKKDKTD/KKD/KDKKK/DKDDDD
lesti 8D80841215000222232612540/00/112/90/4KDDDKDXDKDDKK/KKDKDK/DKKDKDD
ght! 8D575511191002175219771180/10/28/111/4XDDDKDDDDK/KKDDDK/DKKDKDKKDDKDD
0V!E 8D1137517153015256013341220/05/21/810/1TDKDKK/KK/K/KDKDK/KDKKKD/DKDKDKDKX
8D9838776801403171169698894540/16/851/3818/19
,=- twidAAj 454084922300519712250360/00/08/111/4/KDKKDKDDK/DDDDDDD/KDDDD/KKDKD/
,=- emorAge 458673131540001625263301/01/010/91/6DKDDDDKKDKDDDKDKKDDDKKDKKKDK
,=- kaMzZ 4562751016600417241701180/00/26/74/2KKDK//DDDKD/DDK/KKDKDDDKDK
,=- zz4r 451151131513300124662848360/02/213/90/1DKKKDKKDKKDDKDDDKDKKK/DDKKKD
,=- miXer765616211001210322641720/05/20/1411/3DKDDKDKDDKDKK/KDDKDKDDKDDDKDKDKDKDDKK
,=- 7640163871700119889116962621/08/637/5017/16
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
monkey 8D85441214100418871681540/01/111/70/2DDD//DKDKKDKKKDKK/K/KDDDKK
Lukey 8D6639812100116291774400/00/18/70/4KDKKDDXDK/KKDDDDDDKDK
lesti 8D83641012400317541846180/00/010/80/1KK/DKKKDKKKDD/DK/DDDDK
ght! 8D685311160011222417481740/02/48/102/1DDD/KDDDTKDKKKDDKDKKDKKDKDDD
0V!E 8D2338414610041965545370/07/00/17/1KKKDKKKKK/K/K/KKK/DK
8D107284556070113945975943230/010/637/339/9
,=- twidAAj 458165911410216142452720/00/29/50/2/K/DKDKDDDDKDKDDKSKKK
,=- emorAge 45100611111300218641940540/00/111/70/1DK/DDKK/KKDKDKKDDDKKKD
,=- kaMzZ 454164717200312701737140/00/36/81/3DKDD/DDDK/KDDDDKDK/KDDKD
,=- zz4r 456158813300013401831120/00/27/91/2KDKKDDKKDKDDDDDDDDKKD
,=- miXer92331213400315061499880/06/20/86/0KDKK/DKDKKDDDDK/K/KDKKDKD
,=- 752814765161010759494592400/06/1033/378/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
monkey 8D415051210011828179100/00/03/100/1DDKKDD/DDDDKKDDKD
Lukey 8D303741320021003209200/01/03/100/1DDK/KKDK/DDDDDDDD
lesti 8D71501014100120332321700/00/19/101/2KDDKDDKKDDDKDDKD/KDKDKKD
ght! 8D434171610031520210700/00/17/120/0DKDK/DKD/DDDDKDKDDK/DDK
0V!E 8D66426951031304103300/00/00/56/0KDDKK/D/DKDK/SK
8D50220326410101076889344700/01/222/477/4
,=- twidAAj 456145813200616561569400/00/08/60/2KDKKDDX/DD/KK/K/K/KD/D
,=- emorAge 451289197100217591655400/00/18/21/1/K/KKDKKKKKDDKDD
,=- kaMzZ 45300100155702317741047440/02/015/20/0K/DKTK/KDKKTKKKKKKK/KK
,=- zz4r 458157911101318221978520/01/09/60/2K/KKDDKKDDK//DTKKDDKD
,=- miXer92881213400323331439180/00/19/83/2KD//KDDDKKKKXKDKDDKXD/KDKKD
,=- 1323815349150317934476881940/03/249/244/7

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Player Chats
Lukey 8D [Warmup]: smierc konfidentom
monkey 8D [Warmup]: smirzz,jiji
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: rup
lesti 8D [Warmup]: wtf my monitor just goes black every 10mins
monkey 8D [Warmup]: rup
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: rup
0V!E 8D [Countdown]: hf
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Countdown]: check irc night
monkey 8D [Countdown]: ! touché ¡
monkey 8D [Countdown]: ! touché ¡
monkey 8D [Countdown]: ! touché ¡
monkey 8D [Countdown]: ! touché ¡
monkey 8D [Countdown]: ! touché ¡
lesti 8D [Countdown]: :XD
[14:57]: ,=- kaMzZ 45called a vote.
[14:54]: *** Match Reset! ***
[14:54]: Vote passed!
monkey 8D [Warmup]: rup
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: putain
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: wtf
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: nightraver check irc chan
,=- twidAAj 45 [Warmup]: bad spawntime
monkey 8D [Warmup]: pk le reset
,=- twidAAj 45 [Warmup]: sorry
,=- zz4r 45 [Warmup]: sorry bad spawntime
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: t'as la rage grand singe?
lesti 8D [Warmup]: :XD
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: :D
monkey 8D [Warmup]: :(
monkey 8D [Warmup]: grand babouin
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: ch'ais pas j'regarde le match moi
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: :P
lesti 8D [Warmup]: twidi are you office:D?
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: what happened with the riflenades
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: 3 ;(
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: welcome to et
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: rup noob
monkey 8D [Warmup]: defoncer nous pas trop plz
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: :|
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: CAN A NIGGA GET A RUP?
,=- emorAge 45 [Countdown]: ca risque pas
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Countdown]: shoutout jino
[10:58]: gtv'blazer connected
0V!E 8D [10:23]: 8-)
[9:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:22]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
,=- zz4r 45 [9:06]: lame tard on vent
[9:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
0V!E 8D [9:06]: :$
Lukey 8D [9:06]: ght is with us
lesti 8D [9:06]: you mean kamz:D?
[9:05]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:05]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
monkey 8D [9:06]: le mec juste en bas de moins en xp dit kurwa a chaque cinq secondes
[9:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
monkey 8D [9:06]: moi*
[9:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:06]: FIGHT!
,=- emorAge 45 [9:02]: :D
[8:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:47]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
0V!E 8D [6:22]: 8-)
[4:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ght! 8D [4:28]: phone, wait
[4:28]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
,=- kaMzZ 45 [4:28]: jinosta's gay :c
[4:28]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:28]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:28]: FIGHT!
[3:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
monkey 8D [3:02]: -.-
,=- emorAge 45 [2:59]: :XD
0V!E 8D [2:56]: 8-)
ght! 8D [1:42]: ;D
ght! 8D [1:42]: JP kurwa.
0V!E 8D [1:21]: 8-)
0V!E 8D [1:20]: 8-)
,=- emorAge 45 [0:44]: ngr style
,=- emorAge 45 [0:05]: :XD
,=- kaMzZ 45 [0:04]: xp hax
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: CAN A NIGGA GET A RUP?
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: rup
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Countdown]: emorej is bored :(
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Countdown]: :D
0V!E 8D [14:22]: 8-)
0V!E 8D [14:21]: 8-)
[13:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
0V!E 8D [12:35]: 8-)
[11:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
,=- kaMzZ 45 [10:24]: :_D
[10:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
monkey 8D [10:04]: ! touché ¡
[9:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ght! 8D [8:32]: :c
,=- kaMzZ 45 [8:31]: :_D
[8:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
0V!E 8D [7:29]: 8-)
[7:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:18]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
,=- kaMzZ 45 [7:05]: :_<
monkey 8D [7:02]: ! touché ¡
0V!E 8D [6:46]: 8-)
[5:56]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:03 (original: 15:00)
0V!E 8D [Intermission]: hehe
ght! 8D [14:45]: 8D
monkey 8D [14:41]: ?
monkey 8D [14:39]: 8d
[14:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:57]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:05]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[11:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:20]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:18]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
,=- kaMzZ 45 [10:04]: noob
[9:29]: The Truck has been repaired!
0V!E 8D [9:13]: 8-)
0V!E 8D [9:12]: 8-)
[8:54]: gtv'blazer disconnected
monkey 8D [8:54]: gj
monkey 8D [8:51]: :D
,=- kaMzZ 45 [8:46]: :_D
,=- kaMzZ 45 [8:46]: :_D
,=- kaMzZ 45 [8:46]: :_D
lesti 8D [8:45]: :XD
lesti 8D [8:20]: asdihfausgfdhosfdgiuashfdfh
,=- miXer [8:03]: DANCE! o>\ <o/ \o/ \o> \<o DANCE! o>\ <o/ \o/ \o> \<o DANCE!
[7:52]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:07
0V!E 8D [Intermission]: lol
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Intermission]: ovie rambop
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Intermission]: -p
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: jealousy doesnt fit you well my friend
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: :$:$
monkey 8D [Warmup]: notre lancegrenadier campaint le cp pendant que le truck etait a la barriere
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: CAN A NIGGA GET A RUP?
monkey 8D [Warmup]: campait*
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: normal
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: :F
monkey 8D [Warmup]: :P
monkey 8D [Warmup]: tu connais les inconnus?
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: boorito >3
monkey 8D [Warmup]: c nice :P
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: zz4r
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: rup
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: ofc :D
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: no u
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: lukey
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: zz4r
0V!E 8D [Warmup]: rup
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Warmup]: u1st
,=- emorAge 45 [Warmup]: he wants to be the last
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Countdown]: tweaking rivatuner :C?
0V!E 8D [Countdown]: xDw
0V!E 8D [Countdown]: hf
[4:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:37]: The side door has been destroyed!
[4:35]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[4:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
monkey 8D [4:22]: FDFDS
0V!E 8D [3:14]: 8-)
[2:53]: The Truck has been repaired!
0V!E 8D [2:42]: :D
[0:35]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[0:33]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
,=- emorAge 45 [0:10]: :XD
,=- emorAge 45 [0:10]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:07)
,=- twidAAj 45 [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: ,=- twidAAj 45 disconnected
[Intermission]: ,=- emorAge 45 disconnected
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Intermission]: UNDEFATED IN GROUPS
0V!E 8D [Intermission]: gg
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Intermission]: ROAR
,=- kaMzZ 45 [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: ,=- zz4r 45 disconnected
[Intermission]: ght! 8D disconnected
[Intermission]: ,=- kaMzZ 45 disconnected
[Intermission]: monkey 8D disconnected
[Intermission]: Lukey 8D disconnected
[Intermission]: lesti 8D disconnected

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