Two.and.a.half.Men vs no Teamplay (3821 views)

at v1ech
de flR
de naimmje
de eulee
de TimeN
de t0MMy
17.05.10 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 57 kills
Killing Spree noTeamplay x TimeN 7 frags without being killed
Accountant noTeamplay x TimeN 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! noTeamplay x seppl 13 gibs
...and stay dead! noTeamplay x seppl 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! noTeamplay x seppl 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ALOHA.naimmje TahM 289 damage per frag
What objective? ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 365 XP
Red Shirt ALOHA.naimmje TahM 72 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ALOHA.le f/ech 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ALOHA.le f/ech 160 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ALOHA.le f/ech 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ALOHA.naimmje TahM39256287270017707982951050/02/226/500/425311539
ALOHA.le f/ech 51281336471216805210202820/02/031/442/4244157411
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah90365576380123929584471440/02/252/344/516313436
ALOHA.5990211819922135624426269443310/06/2109/346/522013539
noTeamplay x TimeN9235457621002141037288521220/01/252/446/318214377
noteamplay x ommy802824354100120844582422190/02/241/321/219615347
noTeamplay x seppl783024254130118812773322430/01/235/337/219413657
noTeamplay x 8493814217033045226944244265840/04/2128/3314/219114457
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.naimmje TahM68781116300722801921830/02/09/90/1KDKKDKKDDDDK/////K/KK/KDKDDX
ALOHA.le f/ech 5255917301619152229270/00/09/101/1/KK/DDKD/KKDDK/DK//DDDDDKTK
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah8261141710052015215300/00/012/92/3KKD/DDDDK/KKDKDKKDKKK/K/K/KDDDD
ALOHA.67194345070118621063031100/02/030/283/5
noTeamplay x TimeN94781718400425272331180/00/115/122/1DKDDKKKDKKKDK/DDKD/DK/D/DKDKKDKKKKD
noteamplay x ommy7073710401118131785470/00/18/70/1TKDDK/DKDKKDDKDDKD
noTeamplay x seppl6177813600219632094360/00/05/113/1XDDDKKKK/DDKD/DDDDKKKD
noTeamplay x 75228324114017630362101010/00/228/305/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.naimmje TahM1863316000112921889180/00/13/120/2DDKKDDDDDDDD/KDDDDD
ALOHA.le f/ech 3371515100117752741180/00/05/110/3KDDDDDDDDDDDK/DDKKDK
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah84811113200221452131680/01/19/101/0KKDDKKKK/KDD/KKDDDDDKKDD
ALOHA.4521519443004521267611040/01/217/331/5
noTeamplay x TimeN116891412300326071985180/01/110/83/0KDK/KD/KKKKKKKKDD/KDDKKDDD
noteamplay x ommy76601013300821701736360/01/08/51/0DKK/KKDDD////K/K/KKDKK/
noTeamplay x seppl17783169300419841491360/00/015/41/1KDKDDKKDKKKKK/KK/K/KKDK/K
noTeamplay x 12323240349001567615212900/02/133/175/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.naimmje TahM265062320041927264440/00/16/170/1DKDDDDDD/KDDDD/D/KK/DDDDKKDDD
ALOHA.le f/ech 3379618201423242984370/00/07/140/0DKDTDDDK/DDKDK/DDDDK/D/KD
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah95145192050093005230800/00/018/101/2KKK/KD/D/KDX/DKK/DKDKKK/DD//KKKD/DKKDKKK
ALOHA.5127431619011772567936410/00/131/411/3
noTeamplay x TimeN1261061915101430602483350/00/019/111/0DK/DKKKTDKDKKDKK/KKKDK/DKKDKKDK/DKD
noteamplay x ommy8762141620062461268200/00/014/100/1KDKD/K/KKKKXDDD/K/DKDKK/K/DDKDK
noTeamplay x seppl68651116400624152091180/01/08/102/0KDDKDKKK/DKKK/DD//DD/KK/KDD
noTeamplay x 9423344477011679367256530/01/041/313/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALOHA.naimmje TahM476581720051580184100/00/08/120/0DDDKK/K/DDDDDD/KDKKK/K/DD
ALOHA.le f/ech 9276131411052038224800/02/010/91/0SKDKXKDKKKK/KD/KKKDKD/DDK//D
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah100781313001721301855760/01/113/50/0KDK/T/K/DKK/K/KKDKK/D/KDKKD
ALOHA.8021934443111757485944760/03/131/261/0
noTeamplay x TimeN4181717201321782053510/00/08/130/2/DKDDDKDD/DDDDTKKDKK/DXDDK
noteamplay x ommy808712151005200120391360/01/111/100/0KD//DKDK/KDDDKXKDDKK/D/KDKKK
noTeamplay x seppl43777160016176516561530/00/27/81/0KK/K//D/DDD/KDKDKKTDD/DD
noTeamplay x 55245264830214594457483400/01/326/311/2

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Player Chats
ALOHA.le f/ech [Countdown]: hdf
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Countdown]: hf
ALOHA.le f/ech [Countdown]: -d
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Countdown]: hf
noTeamplay x TimeN [Countdown]: insult
[10:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:23]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
noTeamplay x TimeN [3:48]: powel verrät uns spawntimes im vent
noTeamplay x TimeN [3:47]: :|
[3:45]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:14
ALOHA.le f/ech [Intermission]: ;D
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: :///
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Intermission]: abuse!
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Intermission]: so ein arschloch
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Intermission]: hi powel :D!
noTeamplay x seppl [Intermission]: ehrlich ma
noTeamplay x TimeN [Warmup]: !
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: hateout to powel
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [Warmup]: :XD
[5:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [3:50]: FDU
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [3:17]: :D
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [3:17]: :D
[3:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[0:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ALOHA.le f/ech [0:26]: gg
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [0:26]: gg
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [0:24]: WP
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [0:22]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:14)
[11:39]: ALOHA.naimmje TahMcalled a vote.
[11:38]: Vote cancelled
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [11:35]: oops
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [11:34]: sry
noTeamplay x TimeN [11:33]: ...
[11:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:43]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:18]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:17]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:04]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:42]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:17
noTeamplay x TimeN [Warmup]: !
[8:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
noTeamplay x seppl [5:36]: :)
noTeamplay x seppl [5:35]: :)
ALOHA.le f/ech [4:55]: 8D
[4:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:41]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:33]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[2:28]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:28]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:28]: FIGHT!
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [2:12]: pls
ALOHA.naimmje TahM [2:07]: tell me
ALOHA.le f/ech [2:05]: gg
[1:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:53 (original: 9:17)
[Intermission]: ALOHA.le f/ech disconnected
ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: noTeamplay x seppl disconnected
[Intermission]: ALOHA.KARTOFFLR Tah disconnected
[Intermission]: noTeamplay x TimeN disconnected
[Intermission]: noteamplay x ommy disconnected

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