3 against the world vs even my grandma can own u (4039 views)

de znArk
nl NoHead
fr narnuf
fr AZA
11.07.10 18:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 2atw NoHead!!!! 69 kills
Killing Spree EMGCOY AZAA tej? 9 frags without being killed
Accountant 3atw znArk 2v2sux 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 3atw znArk 2v2sux 17 gibs
...and stay dead! 3atw znArk 2v2sux 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 2atw NoHead!!!! 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 2atw NoHead!!!! 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 2atw NoHead!!!! 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EMGCOY AZAA tej? 294 damage per frag
What objective? 2atw NoHead!!!! 403 XP
Red Shirt EMGCOY NARNUF 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? EMGCOY NARNUF 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 3atw znArk 2v2sux 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut EMGCOY AZAA tej? 1 team kills
Gingerbread man EMGCOY AZAA tej? 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
2atw NoHead!!!!83403698291128127829562460/03/661/426/618511538
3atw znArk 2v2sux84361485717012099198393520/02/145/352/2207147311
atw 847641171392612482270117955980/05/1106/358/2196131310
EMGCOY NARNUF533104686501208949116132770/04/237/606/5195135415
EMGCOY AZAA tej?55348448060129900611088620/03/339/453/420513999
EMGCOY 546589016611024917955227013390/07/376/459/4200137712
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
2atw NoHead!!!!1081432624110164600258400/00/123/63/0KK//KDK/KK/K/K//K/K/KKK/DD/KK/K/SKK/KK/KKDK/KKDKDD
3atw znArk 2v2sux1151131513900831352199180/01/014/40/1KK//K//K/KKK/KKDDKKDDK/KK/KD
atw 112256413710102477354783180/01/137/103/1
EMGCOY NARNUF2577728000823253719500/01/15/171/2DD//DDDDDD/DDDDK/KDD//K/DDK/DDDKDKK
EMGCOY AZAA tej?1668530000924584016360/00/05/200/1DD/DK/DDD/DDKDDK//D/DDD/KDDDD/D/DDK
EMGCOY 2114512580001747837735860/01/110/371/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
2atw NoHead!!!!461061328301433983299460/01/213/180/5D/KDK/KDTKDDKDDDDDDK//KDKDKDDXDDDDDDKDKDKKD
3atw znArk 2v2sux471001123101624412671340/00/012/180/0D/D/KKXK/KDDDKDDK/DDKKDDK/TDDD/DKDDK
atw 4720624514021058395970800/01/225/360/5
EMGCOY NARNUF55951527200727163305340/01/112/202/0K/DK/DDDDKDDKDKKDD/DDDKDDK/DXK/K/K/KKDKDKDD
EMGCOY AZAA tej?14414126181011432542534260/01/023/43/0K//K/DK/KKKKKKKKK//KKK/DK/K/K/T/K/KKK/KDK/KDK
EMGCOY 10023641453012159705839600/02/135/245/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
2atw NoHead!!!!7777141820032305221400/00/312/112/1/DKDDDKK/DKDKDKDDKKDDDDK/DKKKKDK
3atw znArk 2v2sux435271620042069235000/00/16/101/1DDD/DDDDDDDKDK/KK/KKD/K
atw 60129213440074374456400/00/418/213/2
EMGCOY NARNUF1128718162014265922291750/02/014/103/2KKKDKKKDDKKKDKK/KDD/KTKKK/DDDDKDK/D
EMGCOY AZAA tej?818391130021905214500/02/07/80/2K/DKKDK/KKXKKDKDDDDDD
EMGCOY 9717027275016456443741750/04/021/183/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
2atw NoHead!!!!13377161230052479146500/02/013/71/0K/DKKKDK/KKKDKDKKKDDKDK/KK//
3atw znArk 2v2sux3009615550022274117300/01/013/31/0KK/KKKDKKKDKKDKKK/KK
atw 217173311780074753263800/03/026/102/0
EMGCOY NARNUF4051615100112492360180/00/06/130/1DDDDDK/DKDDKKDKKDDDDD
EMGCOY AZAA tej?195642120041389239300/00/34/130/1DKD/DKD/DDDDKDDDDK/DDDD/D
EMGCOY 301071036300526384753180/00/310/260/2

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Player Chats
[6:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
3atw znArk 2v2sux [0:10]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:26]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
2atw NoHead!!!! [1:35]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:19
[7:34]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[7:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:53]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:21]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:21]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:19]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
3atw znArk 2v2sux [2:41]: ;D
[2:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:52]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:02]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
EMGCOY AZAA tej? [0:03]: WP
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:19)
[Intermission]: EMGCOY NARNUF disconnected
[Intermission]: 2atw NoHead!!!! disconnected
[Intermission]: 3atw znArk 2v2sux disconnected

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