Would Never Know vs Desi Bros (4136 views)

pl Pervert
pl Panzerpablos
pl Soltys
pl Err0r
in SingH
in rAna
in SaNdhU
13.07.10 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wnk.et |sOLTYs 67 kills
Killing Spree wnk.et |sOLTYs 7 frags without being killed
Accountant wnk.et|pablos 176% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wnk.et|pablos 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wnk.et|pablos 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wnk.et |pERVERT 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wnk.et|pablos 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP 258 damage per frag
What objective? wnk.et|pablos 425 XP
Red Shirt ^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wnk.et|pablos 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wnk.et|pablos 4 team kills
Gingerbread man wnk.et |sOLTYs 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wnk.et |pERVERT65297314890417668866333090/02/226/307/321613855
wnk.et |sOLTYs1243616754903231106375133560/02/162/355/016513975
wnk.et|pablos176425653715043966566343210/03/164/342/114917973
wnk.et1171083163139330114327416207809860/07/1152/3414/117715264
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP582683866110211746187132940/01/036/533/319613239
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP4523831691101147454101702080/03/328/481/4240147212
DESi'rAna #GP4423024555016534379084060/00/426/422/922314458
DESi'497369319027043120258267919080/04/490/426/9220141310
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wnk.et |pERVERT92971314402925422060850/00/014/41/1TK/K/K/DKK//DKKKKK//DK//DKDKT
wnk.et |sOLTYs1128718163001029591622760/00/017/91/0XKKDKXK/K/K/KK/D/K/K/DKKKKKK/KKD/D/DX
wnk.et|pablos3661502262011233313782140/02/021/50/0KKKKKTKKDKKKKD/KDKKKKDKKDKKKK
wnk.et190334533690320783450603750/02/052/182/1
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP304862020031553226600/00/05/161/1DDDKDDKDDDDKKK/D/DDDDDK/DD
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP214241940031559249200/00/14/150/1DDDDKDDDDDD///DDXKDKDKDD
DESi'rAna #GP28596211011194830762800/00/16/181/1DDKDDDDDDDDKDDK/DDDDDTKDKDKD
DESi'2614916607017506078342800/00/215/492/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wnk.et |pERVERT3749381013974806610/00/03/81/0///DDTDDKXDXKXK
wnk.et |sOLTYs185701372023177611641460/01/013/41/0DKK/K/KKKKDKKKTD/KDTKK
wnk.et|pablos128479740101505114780/00/010/80/0KKKDDKXKDDDKKKDTKD
wnk.et11716625227046425531172150/01/026/202/0
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP444049201198812611240/00/04/81/0DKKDDTKDDK/DDD
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP5839712200214021880360/00/07/100/0DKKDK/DDDDKDK/KDKDD
DESi'rAna #GP502724100120548900/00/15/40/3DDDKDKKXK/DDKD
DESi'5110613255014259536301600/00/116/221/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wnk.et |pERVERT26444151003118017791510/01/22/101/1D/XDDKDKDDDD/KDDD/DK
wnk.et |sOLTYs525891700052483268200/01/17/110/0KD/DKK/D/D/KDDDKKDDDDKK/DK
wnk.et|pablos93981516501130652441440/01/013/152/0/TKDKDKKDKDKDKDDDKDKDDKDKKKDKDKD
wnk.et5720028486019672869021950/03/322/363/1
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP11211918163015279324721700/01/017/111/1TK/KDKXDKKKD/DKK/KDKDKKDDK/KDKKDK/KD
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP9211313144015298526781540/02/211/51/1KDKTD/KKDK/KKDDKK/D/K/DKKDKD
DESi'rAna #GP886489300111241578900/00/18/60/2XDKDK/DDKKKKKDDDKD
DESi'972963939100211690267284140/03/336/222/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wnk.et |pERVERT1001071111301219921988120/01/07/84/1KKDTDKDDK/DKDKKDKK/KKDD
wnk.et |sOLTYs19214627144015384520451340/00/025/113/0DKKDKKKDKKKX/KK/KDKDK/KTKKKKKKXKKKDK/KD/KDKD
wnk.et|pablos237130198401127621668550/00/120/60/1KKDKKKKDDKKKDKKKKKXKTKDK/KDKD
wnk.et176383573311038859957012010/01/152/257/2
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP4761102140022127271400/00/010/180/1KDKDKDDKDDDDKKDDKDD/D/DKDDKDKDD
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP2944724100415083120180/01/06/180/2/DDDDD/KDK/DDKDDDDDDDKDDDDKDKK/
DESi'rAna #GP3880821000320662765360/00/17/141/3DDDKDKD/KDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDD/KK/
DESi'381852566500957018599540/01/123/501/6

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Player Chats
wnk.et|pablos [Warmup]: go go robin
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Countdown]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Countdown]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3
wnk.et |pERVERT [Countdown]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan & hanno :*
wnk.et |pERVERT [Countdown]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan & hanno :*
[9:57]: DESi'rAna #GP integrity failure
[9:53]: DESi'SingH #GPcalled a vote.
wnk.et |pERVERT [9:53]: gg
[9:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:52]: *** Match Reset! ***
[9:52]: Vote passed!
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: LOL
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: ...
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: \==(@)============(@)==/
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: *--------POLICE---------*
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: _______//___8__\\______
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: wtf?
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: idk
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: man it's 8 minutes after time
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: hurry up ....
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: uhh
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: 7
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: 20 max
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: ok 1 more min wait lOl
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: u can wait 20 mins b4 forfeit
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan,gram & hanno :*****
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: 6mins left
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: nope
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: 10
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: 15 min
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: match start 16.30 so 9 mins are done yet
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: ahh
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: :D
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: u guys chose braundorf?
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: lol
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: thought we were braun
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: ur is deli
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: 4 mins left
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Warmup]: 9
wnk.et |sOLTYs [9:00]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
[8:39]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:37]: Axis recapture the factory district!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [6:16]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |pERVERT [6:11]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan,gram & hanno :*****
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [5:43]: WOW
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [5:24]: GET HIT
[4:18]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:59]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [1:58]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |sOLTYs [0:12]: gg
DESi'rAna #GP [0:10]: gg
wnk.et|pablos [0:10]: go go robin
wnk.et |sOLTYs [0:08]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |pERVERT [0:04]: UGLY FACE :d
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
wnk.et |pERVERT [Intermission]: WP
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: :)
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: :D
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: we don't aggre to put pb ;(
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: rules are, both teams need to agree to play nobp3 or global
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: :D
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: but im jk
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: but it's too late
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: i said jk
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Countdown]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |pERVERT [Countdown]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan,gram & hanno :*****
[9:16]: Allies capture the factory district!
DESi'rAna #GP [9:14]: gg
[8:34]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:29]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:29]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:29]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:29]: DESi'SingH #GPcalled a vote.
[6:28]: DESi'rAna #GPhas been kicked!
[6:28]: Vote passed!
[6:29]: DESi'rAna #GP player kicked
wnk.et |sOLTYs [6:29]: yhy..
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [6:29]: 999
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [6:28]: 999
[6:29]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [6:29]: gg he is full :(
wnk.et |pERVERT [6:29]: :XD
[6:29]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
wnk.et|pablos [6:29]: go go robin
[6:29]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[6:29]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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wnk.et |pERVERT [6:29]: shoutout for robin the ugliest face :>
[6:29]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[6:29]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[6:29]: rAna connected
[6:29]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[6:29]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[6:29]: FIGHT!
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [3:51]: gg
wnk.et |pERVERT [3:42]: shoutout for robin the ugliest face :>
wnk.et |sOLTYs [3:40]: sandhu self bust
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:21 (original: 10:00)
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: lol
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: gg
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [Intermission]: lol my mouser is brkoen
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [Intermission]: and someitmes it shoot auto
DESi'rAna #GP [Warmup]: about?
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Warmup]: just nvm
wnk.et |pERVERT [Warmup]: :*
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [9:54]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
[9:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [4:41]: LOL
[4:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:33]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
DESi'rAna #GP [2:19]: XDDD
DESi'rAna #GP [2:17]: damn
[2:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:52
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: wow
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: i lagged
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: there
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [Intermission]: :S
DESi'rAna #GP [Intermission]: i wuda had u
wnk.et|pablos [Warmup]: its becouse robin
[10:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:01]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [9:18]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |pERVERT [9:18]: Shoutout to gadusi,err0r,tomaso,luke,robin(ugly face),allan,gram & hanno :*****
[9:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[9:18]: FIGHT!
[8:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
wnk.et |pERVERT [8:43]: last pause D:
[8:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
wnk.et|pablos [8:43]: go go robin
DESi'rAna #GP [8:43]: yee
DESi'rAna #GP [8:43]: singh d/c from ts3; fag
[8:43]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
DESi'SaNdHu ^B#GP [8:43]: :D
[8:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[8:43]: FIGHT!
[7:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:39]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:32]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [6:12]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |sOLTYs [5:32]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
wnk.et |sOLTYs [5:28]: VANI JEB Sie :*
[4:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
wnk.et |sOLTYs [2:53]: vanitas :* lowku
wnk.et |sOLTYs [2:53]: mOWILEm nIe dRAp? <3 hahaha Shoutout to Przemek/NIke <3 gadusi tomaso luke robin allan hanno marco <3 GRAM <3 :D a ty vanitas pierdol sie
DESi'rAna #GP [2:13]: wow lOL
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [2:12]: moce knowing
DESi'rAna #GP [2:11]: nice knowing
DESi'rAna #GP [2:07]: LMAO
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:08]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
wnk.et |pERVERT [0:28]: HAHAHA
wnk.et |sOLTYs [0:27]: gg
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [0:00]: niec skill fake
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:52)
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Intermission]: LOL?
wnk.et |sOLTYs [Intermission]: so what skill we are?
[Intermission]: DESi'rAna #GP disconnected
wnk.et |pERVERT [Intermission]: gg
wnk.et |pERVERT [Intermission]: :)
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Intermission]: u said u low+
^BD^WES^Bi'^WSingH ^B#^WGP [Intermission]: we low+
[Intermission]: DESi'SingH #GP disconnected
[Intermission]: DESi'SaNdHu #GP disconnected

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