ubik vs Horses (3895 views)

nz razz
ca anim
au biggz
au darkn3ss
au Static
au dongo
au Chevron
au Witface
au Hammerkrook
ni Voltemedy

Season 2, Ladder Match
27.07.10 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ~,=,^7 Raynor here 80 kills
Killing Spree MrDongo 11 frags without being killed
Accountant ~,=,^7 Raynor here 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! MrDongo 33 gibs
...and stay dead! ~,=,^0 volta 46% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ~,=,^7 Raynor here 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! -OZ-LERL 34 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 Raynor here 109 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ubik'brndN 245 damage per frag
What objective? MrDongo 491 XP
Red Shirt ubik'darkn3ss 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ubik,biggz. 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ~,=,^0 volta 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ubik'darkn3ss 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ~,=,^7 Raynor here 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy5915622373029336944492330/00/318/166/715312035
~,=,^7 Raynor here116355806960331895984943500/09/368/216/1511212378
-OZ-LERL10641372681403151176773372420/038/40/4134/1216310844
MrDongo107491757033012713431106403190/16/565/275/13179152116
~,=,^7 Chevron1003494949120112926874042860/06/438/266/818915144
on10217642982936801094467943832414300/059/4189/2657/815913165
ubik`Static61304406516148723494514820/05/1122/3917/1018114347
ubik`razz502883874102447524103324010/00/1431/518/519813647
ubik'darkn3ss58321518715151110079120534620/04/836/5413/1319813759
ubik,biggz.64333558624032211960117403870/07/1121/4430/14217137411
ubik'brndN71412608312121312750135236521/04/1754/442/2221316148
ubik6116582443957751858495475709923841/020/17164/4470/2220114348
~,=,^0 volta104176262512017511845392120/04/023/150/319718244
104176262512017511845392120/04/023/150/319718244
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy778214182025182518182150/00/310/46/5/K/TDKKDDDDK/TKK/DKDDK/KKDKKKDDDKD
~,=,^7 Raynor here1219917141029241422212740/02/117/20/3TT/KDKKKDKKK/K/KXK//K//DK/K/DKKDKK
-OZ-LERL121961714500426691568640/07/20/77/3KXKX/KKDKDKDK/KKK/KK/DDKKDKKDDDKD
MrDongo100731717700925712007950/00/114/63/2KK/DXK/K/DKK/K/K/KKD/KK//KKDDDKKDKD
on1053506563150427947976146480/09/741/1916/13
ubik`Static78951114101019862003750/03/23/86/4DKKDDKKKDDDDDKKKDTDDKDDKKD
ubik`razz61828132220165311862330/00/14/94/1KDDTKTKDDDDDKDDDKSKKKDS
ubik'darkn3ss3666719201119482830590/01/05/132/4DDDKDDDDKDDDDDDX/DKDDKKDKDTK
ubik,biggz.58451017501317052094570/03/23/115/3DKKD/KKKXDDDDD/KTDKKDKDD/DDDKX
ubik'brndN60931220500127003433180/01/311/100/7DDDKDDDXKDDKDDKDXD/DKDKDKKDKKKKDDD
ubik593814883152559992115464420/08/826/5117/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy4274819100415442631180/00/08/120/2DDDKDDD/K/D/DDDKKDKDKDDDK/K
~,=,^7 Raynor here880151700060000/02/012/91/2DKKDK/KDKKKKKKK/DK/DDKK/KDD/DDD/
-OZ-LERL88721517201225111906460/010/20/116/2DKDDDKDKK/KKDT/KKDKDKDDKKDKKDDKDD
MrDongo68871319700327363483320/02/110/101/6KDDKKD/KDKDK/DKDDD/DKDDDKXKDDDKKK
~,=,^7 Chevron175881483011221221811130/03/011/71/1KKKDX/DKKKKDKDKKKDTKDKKD
on9232165801302169003102012090/017/341/499/13
ubik`Static4165512200312851970710/01/34/80/1DXKDDXX/DDKDD/KKD/DK
ubik`razz108991312300021992228180/00/411/81/1KDKKDDDDKDKDKKXKKDKDKKDKDD
ubik'darkn3ss669114215035293829681060/00/215/122/2KDDDDTKKDK/DKDDDDK/KK/DTKDDKTDK/KDK/KD
ubik,biggz.90121182010026375923072760/01/26/1213/2KTKK/KKDKXKKDDD/TDDDD/KDK/DDKKX/KKKDK/KKDD
ubik'brndN18111420110125260717034140/01/620/70/3KKXKKKK/TKDDDKDDTK/KK/KDKK/DDKDDDDKDSDKK/KD
ubik97490707620171912788111768850/03/1756/4716/9
Player Summary for supply
[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^0 volta1207912105005210617211420/02/010/40/1KK/K/DDKKDKKK/K/KDKKD/
1207912105005210617211420/02/010/40/1
~,=,^7 Raynor here100581515100920081968540/00/012/23/5//KK/KDDDK/X/KKD/KKK/KK/DK/KDKK
-OZ-LERL906410112024167411431320/05/00/47/3/KK/KK/TKKDTK/KDDKDDKDD
MrDongo107761413300925121297790/10/013/21/2K//DKKXK/DK/K//KK/K/K/KDKKKD
~,=,^7 Chevron53448153002209917341550/00/14/84/4/K/DDDKKDDDKDKDDKDDDKKD
on88242475490224829361424200/15/129/1615/14
ubik`Static46346133121103616861780/01/21/66/4DDDTKDKKTKDSK/DDDDKDXD
ubik`razz37376161022115223211320/00/27/101/3DDDDDTD/TXDKDDDKKDDDK/KDK
ubik'darkn3ss735611154010178922292970/00/15/137/2DXKDKDDKKDDDDKDDKDKKKDKDKDTD
ubik,biggz.3333412000415582290180/00/13/41/4///DXDKKDDDDK/DKD
ubik'brndN5379815200423281873541/00/15/72/4/KX/KDDDK/DKKDDDKDDK/KDD
ubik4823935711015117863103996791/01/721/4017/17

[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 Raynor here14283107301314711265220/01/010/20/1K/KTDK/KKDKKKKKD/D
-OZ-LERL14080141020032242102500/06/00/48/3KDKKD/DKK/KKKK/KDKDKDKKD
MrDongo758991260051968167200/01/18/40/2/KK/D//D/KDDDKDKKKKDK
~,=,^7 Chevron908791010021677957180/01/17/41/3KK//KDDDKDKDKDKDKKD
on112339423912011373584919400/09/225/149/9
ubik`Static604261010031087131800/00/15/51/1K/DK/DKD/KDDDKKD
ubik`razz36234112001655160400/00/03/101/0DKD/DDDKDDDDKKD
ubik'darkn3ss7852111420031740180600/00/27/61/3KDD/KDKKKKK/DDK/KKDKDDDDD
ubik,biggz.7146101420061663142400/02/20/48/2DKD//D/K/K/KDKKDKKD/KDKD
ubik'brndN3030413100114932153180/00/34/50/4DDKDDD/DDDDKDKDKD
ubik5519335628001466388305180/02/819/3011/10
Player Summary for sos_secret_weapon
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^0 volta5863712301120422194700/00/08/100/1KDDDDKKDKDDDKK/DDTKD
5863712301120422194700/00/08/100/1
~,=,^7 Raynor here13089171300042566209900/02/213/62/1KK/KDDK/KKKD/KKKKDKDKKKDK/DKDD
-OZ-LERL11659141220021967126500/08/00/116/1DDKKDK/KDKKDKKXKK/DKKKDKDDXD
MrDongo285134207801129621630950/03/018/50/1DKKKKKKKKKKKDTKKDKKDK/KKKKDD
~,=,^7 Chevron12594151250052416201300/02/213/50/0KKK/KKK/KKK/KDKK/DDDK/DKDKD
on164376664415011299117007950/015/444/278/3
ubik`Static6948913500113382142500/00/29/100/0DDKDKDDDDDKDKKDKDDKKK/
ubik`razz3339618200113782311180/00/45/131/0DDDDDKDKDKD/DDDDDKDDKDKD
ubik'darkn3ss504871421021345171000/02/24/71/2/DKD/DDDDDKDKSKDKKDDK
ubik,biggz.5058918600224142548180/01/36/102/3KDKDD/DDDDDDDKDDKK/DKDDDKKK
ubik'brndN637012191002272632421480/01/411/100/3KDKKKDDDDKKDDDKKDDDDDK/DKD/KDDK
ubik532634382161089201119532340/04/1535/504/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^0 volta2333473400197062400/02/05/10/1DKK/KDKKKK
2333473400197062400/02/05/10/1
~,=,^7 Raynor here2002663100050094100/02/04/00/3KKKDKKDDK
-OZ-LERL504224100070443000/02/00/40/0DDKDKD
MrDongo10032222000682551180/00/22/00/0DKDK
~,=,^7 Chevron753634000286451900/00/03/20/0K/DDKK/
on1061361313400227502441180/04/29/60/3
ubik`Static100203340105023321080/00/10/24/0DKDKKTD
ubik`razz25814000048768200/00/31/10/0KDDDD
ubik'darkn3ss25814000031951000/01/10/30/0DKDDD
ubik,biggz.80304510018611077180/00/13/31/0KDDK/KKDD
ubik'brndN8026453000896111900/01/03/50/1KDKDKDXDDK
ubik629213218011306537201260/02/67/145/1

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Player Chats
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: is ubik number 1?
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: 1st title defene
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Warmup]: for a few more mins
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Warmup]: :o
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: hehe
ubik'darkn3ss [Countdown]: watch urself craig m8
ubik'brndN [Countdown]: not if i can help it
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Countdown]: kk milk bag boy
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Countdown]: Lo
[14:18]: ~,=,^ Chevron disconnected
[14:18]: ~,=,^ Chevron connected
[14:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
ubik'darkn3ss [13:41]: wow
ubik'darkn3ss [13:41]: wot is dis
ubik'darkn3ss [13:41]: season 3???
ubik'darkn3ss [13:41]: wdf
ubik`Static [13:41]: lol
~,=,^7 Raynor here [13:41]: 88
[13:41]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ubik`Static [13:41]: stop, volta time
-OZ-LERL [13:41]: DRAKNEZ m8
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[13:41]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
ubik,biggz. [13:41]: kick volta
ubik,biggz. [13:41]: vote
-OZ-LERL [13:41]: SHOUTOUT 2 MA GUD m8's AT -OZ-
[13:41]: MrDongocalled a vote.
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[13:41]: ~,=,^ voltahas been kicked!
[13:41]: Vote passed!
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta player kicked
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta disconnected
[13:41]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[13:41]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[13:41]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
ubik'darkn3ss [13:41]: too much porn hey volta
~,=,^0 volta [13:41]: ayy
ubik`Static [13:41]: u will b
[13:41]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
ubik`Static [13:41]: when i ass u
~,=,^0 volta [13:41]: come watch it with me
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[13:41]: FIGHT!
[13:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:03]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:28
ubik'brndN [Warmup]: milk bags muhfucka
MrDongo [Warmup]: shoutout to cia
[8:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:44]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ubik'darkn3ss [7:52]: omfg
[7:52]: ~,=,^ volta disconnected
[7:52]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[7:52]: FIGHT!
[7:37]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[7:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:37]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[0:48]: ~,=,^ volta timed out
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:28)
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: great game
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: good round
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Intermission]: NOT
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: reminds of the old days
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: shoutout to pedro
ubik`Static [Warmup]: pedo's aren't cool man
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: keenest ET player on earth
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: legend
~,=,^0 volta [Warmup]: good bloke
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Countdown]: all they want is to beat rico
[14:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ubik'darkn3ss [11:59]: frag movie
ubik'darkn3ss [11:58]: brb
[11:22]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[11:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[10:43]: ~,=,^ volta timed out
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ubik'darkn3ss [8:05]: 1 fop is gay
[7:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:30
ubik`razz [Warmup]: pp
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Warmup]: volta
ubik'brndN [Warmup]: YOU'S A CAREBEAR NIGGUH
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Warmup]: i'm heart bro
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [5:59]: tonights winning lotto numbers are 1 8 12 19 26 30 40 Supps 6 28
~,=,^0 volta [4:45]: aahah
ubik,biggz. [3:31]: gg
ubik'darkn3ss [2:39]: eat a cock fagot
[2:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:14]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[2:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:06]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
ubik'brndN [1:51]: :)
ubik'darkn3ss [1:51]: rof
[1:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
~,=,^7 Chevron [1:46]: rand alert
ubik'darkn3ss [1:41]: haha
[1:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
MrDongo [1:07]: :{D
ubik,biggz. [1:04]: dongo ragen
ubik'darkn3ss [0:50]: time extend
ubik'darkn3ss [0:45]: thought u guys were best in aus
ubik'darkn3ss [0:45]: rofl
ubik'darkn3ss [0:43]: ges not
ubik'darkn3ss [0:37]: sad
[0:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [0:30]: biggz ragin
ubik'darkn3ss [0:20]: rem benchin
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [0:15]: wanted to
ubik'darkn3ss [0:06]: dats wot dey all say waterboy
ubik'darkn3ss [0:06]: rofl
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [0:03]: lol
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:30)
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Intermission]: i dont mind
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Warmup]: ya
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: no need to lie m8
ubik'darkn3ss [Warmup]: comon phillip
-OZ-LERL [Warmup]: i need to poo hurry up
ubik'brndN [Countdown]: hf
ubik'darkn3ss [Countdown]: matt_da_hardc0re_sk8r
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [14:49]: _kid
[14:22]: Allies drop point now available!
[14:22]: Allies have built the radio!
ubik'darkn3ss [13:47]: dh
-OZ-LERL [13:38]: ur
[12:31]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[12:20]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
ubik'darkn3ss [11:47]: gg wallhack
ubik'darkn3ss [11:46]: rof
[11:45]: Allies have destroyed the Upper Door
-OZ-LERL [11:41]: bad player is bad
[11:32]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
-OZ-LERL [11:32]: DRAKNEZ
[10:41]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
[10:13]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[9:51]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
[9:21]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[8:42]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
[8:08]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[6:10]: Allied team has secured the secret weapon!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:49
MrDongo [Countdown]: gl animal
ubik'brndN [Countdown]: gl dongoman
[8:19]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[7:40]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
[7:36]: Allies have built the radio!
[7:36]: Allies drop point now available!
[7:06]: Allies have destroyed the Upper Door
[6:45]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[6:25]: Allies have destroyed the Lower Door
[6:22]: Axis reclaim the Forward Spawn!
[6:19]: Allies capture the Forward Spawn!
[5:44]: Allied team has secured the secret weapon!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:06 (original: 8:49)
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: shit cunts
MrDongo [Intermission]: ggs all
-OZ-LERL [Intermission]: gg
~,=,^7 Chevron [Intermission]: gg
ubik`razz [Intermission]: ggz
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: hehe
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: gg
ubik,biggz. [Intermission]: cool story bro
ubik'brndN [Intermission]: ggz
[Intermission]: ubik,biggz. disconnected
[Intermission]: -OZ-LERL disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik'brndN disconnected
[Intermission]: ~,=,^ Chevron disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik`razz disconnected
[Intermission]: MrDongo disconnected
~^Z,=,^7 Remedy [Intermission]: v55
ubik'darkn3ss [Intermission]: ggg
[Intermission]: ~,=,^ Raynor here disconnected

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