Big Booty Bitches vs etardz! (3286 views)

fr niggershemale
is faranlegaLJOTUR
fi Sir Pimp-a-Lot
be zeto
be jetro
be redoX
02.08.10 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot 37 kills
Killing Spree bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot 6 frags without being killed
Accountant bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! etardz redox 10 gibs
...and stay dead! etardz redox 50% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR 31 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR 120 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! etardz redox 211 damage per frag
What objective? bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot 269 XP
Red Shirt etardz redox 49 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ETARDZ ZETO 204 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ETARDZ ZETO 1 team kills
Gingerbread man bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
etardz redox4114220491000940996273760/01/618/311/320512837
ETARDZ ERTOJ851842934300755975856270/00/028/271/119317235
ETARDZ ZETO5614927484011154056817200/02/724/292/120014228
ETARDZ 584757613117012715101189461230/03/770/294/119914737
bbb ~ niggersheamle8623132376001062075704180/05/026/261/219415446
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot86269374390111692455151380/06/230/292/118712868
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR9222335385002161343984360/02/131/152/117510555
bbb ~ 8872310411820014219265152031920/013/187/155/118512956
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardz redox50901428700425173769760/00/413/191/1DDKDDKKK/DDK/KDDDDDD/KDKD/DDDKDKDKDKDDDDKK
ETARDZ ERTOJ94123171810043381332600/00/016/151/0KDDDKDDKDDDDDKKK/KKD/KDKK/DK/KKKDKXK
ETARDZ ZETO51901427201730813180200/01/512/152/0DDKK/DK/K//DDDDD/KDKKDDKDKDDKDKD/KDKDKDTD/
ETARDZ 653034573100115897910275960/01/941/494/1
bbb ~ niggersheamle121132231950064098325300/04/019/120/2KK/KDKK/KDD/KDXK/KK/KK/DKKKDKKKKDDDDKDKKKDD
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot6212115245013288031361200/04/112/190/1DKDDDDKK/KTKKKKKDDDD/DDDKDKKDDKD/DDDDKKD
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR9012720222001132972590180/01/018/101/1K/KKK/KDDDK/KDKK//K//DDDKK/KDKK/KK/KDDK/KD
bbb ~ 9138058651201201027589791380/09/149/411/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardz redox284641420031225198700/01/13/80/2DKKDDDD/KD/K/DDDDD
ETARDZ ERTOJ5843712200314361807270/00/07/90/0DDK/KDKDKK/K/DKDDDD
ETARDZ ZETO523691720041647273500/01/18/110/1DKDK//DDDKK/DDK/DKDDKKDDKD
ETARDZ 4612520436001043086529270/02/218/280/3
bbb ~ niggersheamle619081310041617177300/01/06/91/0KDKDD/DD/KK/D/DKDKDKK
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot861031315400825261553180/00/111/62/0/KDDDK/DKD/DK/K/KKKDKK/K/K/K
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR10067121220082386982180/01/111/30/0K/KKDK/KKKKK/KD///KD//DK
bbb ~ 8226033407002065294308360/02/228/183/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardz redox33613100035751700/00/11/20/0DDKD
ETARDZ ERTOJ150832000030831600/00/03/10/1KKDDK
ETARDZ ZETO33413000021754300/00/11/20/0DKDD
ETARDZ 7218581000882137600/00/25/50/1
bbb ~ niggersheamle337130000360412180/00/01/30/0DKDD
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot4002441000066626000/02/02/10/0KDKKK
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR1502832100135021000/00/02/11/0K/KKD
bbb ~ 194598610011376882180/02/05/51/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardz redox2501400020000/00/01/20/0D/K/D
ETARDZ ERTOJ1001022000047240700/00/02/20/0KDKD
ETARDZ ZETO3001931000046035900/00/03/10/0KKDK
ETARDZ 1422967000293276600/00/06/50/0
bbb ~ niggersheamle0202000013226600/00/00/20/0DD
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot1662153000085256600/00/05/30/0KDKKDKKD
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR0102000110120200/00/00/10/0D/
bbb ~ 55245700011085103400/00/05/60/0

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Player Chats
etardz redox [Warmup]: :D
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Countdown]: WAZIZAHSKI RDY TO OWN
[9:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [8:12]: xD!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [4:48]: lol
bbb ~ niggersheamle [2:13]: xD!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [2:13]: xD!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [1:35]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: --m-m-----m-m--
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: (( v )) (( v ))
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: '(. .) ' (. .)'Dont Worry Be happy!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: ''((''''''((''
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: xD!
[10:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:26]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot [6:05]: nice panic :D
ETARDZ ERTOJ [6:01]: :<
[5:53]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:34]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:25 (original: 12:00)
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR [Warmup]: fils de pute kurwa
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: les tricheurs parlent francais ? oh non
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: :P
bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR [Warmup]: cest oui
ETARDZ ERTOJ [Warmup]: les laggeurs doivent fermer la gueule
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: xD!
ETARDZ ERTOJ [Warmup]: :-(
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: mais tu es un flanders ?
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: pas un wallon
ETARDZ ERTOJ [Countdown]: non
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot [Countdown]: hf
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Countdown]: ahha serieux ?:D
[8:59]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
etardz redox [8:31]: gg
[8:28]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:31
bbb ~ Pimp-a-Lot [Intermission]: 666
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: 6666
bbb ~ niggersheamle [Warmup]: omfg
ETARDZ ZETO [0:33]: ggs
[0:27]: The Doors are opening!!
bbb ~ niggersheamle [0:13]: : )
[0:09]: etardz redox disconnected
bbb ~ niggersheamle [0:00]: gg champion :P
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:31)
[Intermission]: bbb ~ faRaNLEGALJoTUR disconnected
[Intermission]: ETARDZ ERTOJ disconnected
[Intermission]: bbb ~ niggersheamle disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.