Mortal Kwombat vs Armed and Dangerous (2709 views)

au andz
au chesty
au Frank_Spank
au R6n3ss
au Ulti
nz bishy
au shibB
nz dontell
au geoff
nz nAs
23.08.10 12:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth eatmyp3n1s 71 kills
Killing Spree ShibB 5 frags without being killed
Accountant eatmyp3n1s 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nAs.a&d 22 gibs
...and stay dead! nAs.a&d 61% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning eatmyp3n1s 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! a&d.bishy 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [mK]phaze 69 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! a&d.bishy 252 damage per frag
What objective? eatmyp3n1s 258 XP
Red Shirt a&d.bishy 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? a&d.bishy 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ShibB 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [mK]phaze 4 team kills
Gingerbread man a&d.bishy 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
a&d.bishy532163973121211752674995370/08/67/2712/319310137
ShibB9818446478013772885301140/02/530/211/616818153
a&d_geoff10518346433119714068365040/01/429/151/315515533
nAs.a&d57138366322027734393172730/02/235/337/720414837
a&d73721167226452630297373218214280/013/2101/3321/718014645
eatmyp3n1s11825871591710101223388944680/04/340/235/417214843
[mK]phaze5511823419145269831832160/02/319/276/51177636
[mK]Chestayyyy8613124272112326330454410/09/32/197/313610955
np4stand^FSt^FiLL7717148624006952095891980/02/328/251/719815544
sta86678166189323523277142471113230/017/389/2519/715612245
carnieFrank_Spank4329613211572311501690/00/16/41/21218214
4329613211572311501690/00/16/41/21218214
Player Summary for Supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a&d.bishy4210011262025219328122620/02/36/174/1KDDDTTDKDDKD///DD/KD/DDKDDDKDDKKDKDDKD
ShibB100771414100125192724360/01/213/100/2DKDXKDKKDKDD/KKDDDKKDKKDDKKKD
a&d_geoff1157815131112253421922340/00/314/51/3/KDKXDKKDKDDKTKK/DDKDKDKDKKSDK
nAs.a&d56701323200428943271360/00/112/151/4DDDKKDKKDDDD/D/KDKXD/K/KDKDKDDDDKKDKD
a&d7832553766131210140109995680/03/945/476/10
eatmyp3n1s12213622184106403126881620/04/117/101/0KK/KXKK/KK/K/SKKKKKDKDK/DDKDDKK/KDDKDKDK
[mK]phaze93961516900421772621760/00/114/111/0KKKD/KDKKD/K/DKDKK/KDKDDDKKDKDD
[mK]Chestayyyy1606385000195452400/03/11/75/0DDKDK/DKKKKKDKKDKDD
np4stand^FSt^FiLL80991721100334143429360/02/015/150/2DK/KK/DDDKKDDKDDDKDDKKKKDKDK/DKDKDDKK
sta11439462601410141057692622740/09/347/437/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a&d.bishy629927436105495843472750/06/10/98/2K/K/DX/KKS//KDKDDKKDDKKDKDDDKKDKKK
ShibB103983130601249595466780/01/317/80/4DK/KKKKT/KDKDDDKDDDKKDKXDKKKKKDKDDD
a&d_geoff967528291006440945892700/01/112/100/0DXKDKDKDDKDDK/KD//K/DKKK/DKK/K
nAs.a&d5141193711023366955352370/02/119/166/2DKKTD/KDKDK/DKKKDKKKDKKDKKDKKDD/KKTDDDKKKDDDKKKDD
a&d7831310513924131617995199378600/010/648/4314/8
eatmyp3n1s121109463813004782457243060/00/220/104/4KDDDKDKKDDKDKKKDKDKKDK/KK//DKK/KKXDKDKKDKDKKD
[mK]phaze19042100210000/00/24/132/5DDDDDDKDKDKDDD/DDKDDDTTDDDD
[mK]Chestayyyy786415192111208221634410/06/20/102/1KDKKDDKDKDDKDDDS/TDXKDD
np4stand^FSt^FiLL757231413003610661601620/00/313/101/5KKDKDDDKDD/DKK/KDDKDDK/DDKKDDKXDKKDX
sta73245961191813916012140479090/06/937/439/15
carnieFrank_Spank452451121146039501690/00/15/41/1K/K///DKDKDDKDDST
452451121146039501690/00/15/41/1
Player Summary for et_village
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a&d.bishy251714400137534000/00/21/10/0KDD/D
ShibB33913100025034000/00/00/31/0DKDD
a&d_geoff300303110011975500/00/03/00/0KK/K
nAs.a&d1332743900078051100/00/04/20/1DDKKDKK
a&d12383911150021602124600/00/28/61/1
eatmyp3n1s1001333000037848200/00/03/30/0KKDKDD
[mK]phaze133224300105215621400/02/01/32/0KKDDTKKD
[mK]Chestayyyy50412000022735800/00/01/20/1KDDX
sta9439880010112614021400/02/05/82/1
carnieFrank_Spank50512000112020000/00/01/00/1/DK
50512000112020000/00/01/00/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[mK]phaze000101100000/00/00/01/0TS
[mK]Chestayyyy000100000000/00/00/00/1X
sta000201100000/00/00/01/1

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Player Chats
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: rup lets go
ShibB [Warmup]: wrong config?
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: unlock
[mK]Chestayyyy [Countdown]: wtf
[mK]phaze [Countdown]: lmao
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by [mK]Chestayyyy
carnieFrank_Spank [14:57]: its unlocked
[14:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[mK]phaze [14:15]: wot da....
eatmyp3n1s [14:15]: not time for strats boys
[14:16]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
nAs.a&d [14:15]: bishy havn a fap
[14:15]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[14:15]: FIGHT!
nAs.a&d [13:05]: Gud nade
nAs.a&d [13:04]: is gud
[11:44]: [mK]andz disconnected
[11:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[mK]phaze [10:38]: LOL
[10:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:26]: koNak,. connected
[10:13]: koNak,.has become a referee
[10:02]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:40]: koNak,. PunkBuster kicked player 'koNak,.' (for 1 minute) ... Losing Key Packets
eatmyp3n1s [9:31]: CHESTY 999
[9:28]: [mK]Chestayyyy PunkBuster kicked player '[mK]Chestayyyy' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists
[9:26]: np4/Chesty. connected
a&d.bishy [9:26]: cool
[8:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:15]: biggz,.CG connected
[8:03]: biggz,.CGhas become a referee
[mK]phaze [8:01]: shoutout 2 bradalz
[7:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:02]: biggz,.CG PunkBuster kicked player 'biggz,.CG' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists
[4:49]: biggz,.CG connected
[4:36]: biggz,.CGhas become a referee
[3:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:23
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: woot
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: lol was afk
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: is dis 1 map
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: will stop playing with my feet now
biggz,.CG [Intermission]: 11:23, want me to load the nopb config?
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: No
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: phaze suspecte4d cheat
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: :o
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: lmao
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: sheep in wofls jumpr
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: ok remember 11,23
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: LOL
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: cya bigz
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [Warmup]: ru[
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: you rup.
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: ugh hotel internet
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: it was better when u werent here FFS
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: reschedule
[14:51]: biggz,.CGhas become a referee
[14:37]: ** Referee Server Setting Change **
[9:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:28]: biggz,.CG PunkBuster kicked player 'biggz,.CG' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists
[mK]phaze [7:54]: play frank
carnieFrank_Spank [6:47]: hi
[mK]phaze [6:28]: come in frank
carnieFrank_Spank [6:19]: 5v4?
eatmyp3n1s [6:17]: frank come in or i spank u ROL
a&d.bishy [6:16]: =[
[6:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[mK]phaze [0:50]: ROFL
carnieFrank_Spank [0:47]: :)
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [0:46]: CHESTY'S FAULT
[mK]phaze [0:42]: CHEESTY WOOW
eatmyp3n1s [0:26]: ffs chesty
a&d.bishy [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:13
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [Intermission]: Q
[Intermission]: np4standStiLL disconnected
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: ROFL
[mK]Chestayyyy [Intermission]: CLOCK SET
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: all about the deaths i reckon
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: good attack guys
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: now we defend
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: wtf
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: dont have
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: village...
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: dont have either
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: lol
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: lols bl
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: noob vote
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: soz not et vets like u guys
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: noob doesnt have great map really
[14:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
nAs.a&d [14:58]: xD
a&d.bishy [14:58]: lol!
nAs.a&d [14:58]: good ol /readyteam
[14:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[14:58]: nAs.a&dcalled a vote.
[14:58]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[14:58]: Vote passed!
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: r4g
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: they all have 20 mins remaining on the map download
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: =[
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you guys won't mind waiting
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: use google..
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: nah its no problem
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: nah
ShibB [Warmup]: should have maps that are in the map pool
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: sorry we don't play et everyday
a&d_geoff [Warmup]: i play once a week
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you're 10 seasons too late
ShibB [Warmup]: this
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: chesty mate
ShibB [Warmup]: ^
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: why bother entering ladder if you're gonan waste time n shit
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: hook us up wif sum ammo
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you wanted the map
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you can wait til we downlaod it
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: so?
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: phew made it
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: its in the pool
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: 4th?
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: where's andz?
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: mw2 apparently
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: he left ages ago pretty sure
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: hey this is that rtcw map
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: no
ShibB [Warmup]: orly?
ShibB [Warmup]: didn't recognise it
a&d_geoff [Warmup]: i thought it was quake lol
ShibB [Warmup]: yeah
ShibB [Warmup]: bring out ztn next
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: na the sims
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: you used to play rtcw frank
ShibB [Warmup]: or dm6
ShibB [Warmup]: good m_pitch map
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: nah
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: not really, but i've seen this map
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: justphaze
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: filoblaze
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: etc
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: sup
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: helo
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: brb
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: bet you guys been hardcore praccin village
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: everyday
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: yup
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: on the ol oz server
ShibB [Warmup]: alltimes
ShibB [Warmup]: sif
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: third time we played this together hawhaw
ShibB [Warmup]: s4ndmod.hosting.com @ rtcw bro
ShibB [Warmup]: the place to be
ShibB [Warmup]: not very nice
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: f1
ShibB [Warmup]: :(
ShibB [Warmup]: feelings = hurt
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: I Abstained
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: gimmie 15 mins to learn map plz
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: someone afk?
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: next map strike?
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: yeah
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: yah doing a poo
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: longest scrim ey
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: rup n0bs
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: we're into et like its season 3
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: k Mo
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: bet you were shit back then too
ShibB [Warmup]: rup then mo
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: RUP PLZ
ShibB [Warmup]: YES PLZ
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: ffs
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: good shit?
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: screenshot taken
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: bishy not rupped
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: k
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: goodluck
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: dispute
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: you fofeit the map
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: sigh 10 years latr?
eatmyp3n1s [Countdown]: beeen waiten ages
a&d.bishy [Countdown]: haha
[mK]phaze [Countdown]: wow take ure time your like a snail
nAs.a&d [Countdown]: same
[14:11]: Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard!
[14:08]: Axis have reclaimed the Northwest Courtyard!
[14:06]: Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard!
eatmyp3n1s [13:56]: wers courtyard
nAs.a&d [13:54]: south
eatmyp3n1s [13:49]: wtf is south
eatmyp3n1s [13:15]: HAHAHAHA
[12:38]: Allies have blown the Crypt!
[12:09]: Axis have reclaimed the Northwest Courtyard!
[mK]phaze [11:48]: where 2 go LELR
[11:47]: Allied team has escaped with the gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:14
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: wer do we go
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: LOL
[mK]Chestayyyy [Intermission]: k our map now
carnieFrank_Spank [Intermission]: best game ever
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: to heaven
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: our map now
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: in times of passing
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: our map plz
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: our map now???
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: dont you like supply?
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: WTF
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: wtf u doing
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: u gotta attack
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: its our map?
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: this is last map
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: no it isnt
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: if we win game is over 4-0
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: dont think so
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: if we win it is
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: lol
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: wow, didnt even play our map?
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: we did
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you didn't win the first map
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: biggz fucked it up
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: therefore it was void
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: read rules
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: supply your map
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: if disagree, dispute
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: YOU DIDNT WIN SUPPLY\
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: lol.
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: sigh....
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: THE MAP WAS FUCKED UP THEREFORE VOID
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: LEARN THE RULES YOU RAND
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: cia = fat
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: truth hurts
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: illf ix it
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: ill fix it
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: youl just kick us
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: meh we won anyway
ShibB [Warmup]: so hows the ql going buddy
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: you didn't win anything
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: rdy ur team
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: he deserved that
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: get 4th
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: you guys got 4th coming back?
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: dunno
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: he left cause it was our map
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: k
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: so we win 4-0
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: dispute if you disagree.
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: no
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: it's 0-0 atm
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: no
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: get 4th or forfeit..
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: how can an et superstar like you not know the rules?
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: dont get it really
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: how do rands like you not know the rules?
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: if you dont speak
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: we win
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: nasri
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: this isnt GA mate
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: LOL
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: BISHTY
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: ummm
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: guys
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: can you guys talk 2 us wow....
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: talk to us
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: what map u guys want?
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: sigh....
[2:35]: Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard!
[1:54]: Allies have blown the Crypt!
[mK]phaze [1:27]: gonna lose LOL

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