identikal norwayn kunts vs wiSe-guys (3976 views)

fi Webe
fi devix
fi Coldheart
pl ridji cwel
ro Elvis cwel
pl hybrAtek cwel
02.10.10 15:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth INK Coldheart 54 kills
Killing Spree INK Coldheart 7 frags without being killed
Accountant INK Coldheart 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wiSe x ridji Vanya! 15 gibs
...and stay dead! wiSe x ridji Vanya! 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning INK Coldheart 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ink devix 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wiSe x Elviss ! 115 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wiSe x hybrAtek 266 damage per frag
What objective? INK Coldheart 304 XP
Red Shirt wiSe x ridji Vanya! 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wiSe x ridji Vanya! 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore INK Coldheart 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wiSe x hybrAtek 3 team kills
Gingerbread man wiSe x hybrAtek 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
INK Webe73208435930214865495111340/04/233/321/220116157
INK Coldheart1133045447141141043085463330/02/041/311/119317878
ink devix8124043538001382407506900/03/029/312/019214234
ink 8875214015925133127324255635570/09/0103/314/019516056
wiSe x ridji Vanya!642404469150011890892412250/00/436/421/220213429
wiSe x hybrAtek562423766120320951896781660/01/430/291/025714737
wiSe x Elviss !731313851511653256385430/01/130/340/114012323
wiSe x 6461311918632143723751253044340/02/196/342/120013526
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK Webe55131018001220373138680/00/14/40/1DTDDDK/D/KDK
INK Coldheart94411617300031753069360/01/04/60/0KDKDDKDKDKD
ink devix92461314100230002003180/00/04/30/0D/XDKKK/K
ink 8010039494014821282101220/01/112/130/1
wiSe x ridji Vanya!70341217700227872676580/00/14/31/0KD/KKDK/DKD
wiSe x hybrAtek61311118300227882816760/00/03/30/0K//DKDKD
wiSe x Elviss !77381418100226352720360/01/05/50/0K/KK/KDDDKDKD
wiSe x 69103375311006821082121700/01/112/111/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK Webe81861822201736213618300/02/116/141/0/KKDKKKDK/KDKD/DKDKTDDKK/KKK/KKDDDK//DDDD
INK Coldheart138161251850044274338000/01/024/150/0K/DDDDD/DKDK/KDDK/KKXKDKKKKDKKKKKKKDKDKKKKDK
ink devix89100171920043265311600/01/015/151/0K/DKDKDKDKDDKKDK//KDKKK/KDDDDKKDDKDK
ink 1033476059901151116010114300/04/155/442/0
wiSe x ridji Vanya!481061633400634563624360/00/216/250/1DDKD/DKX/DKDKK/KDDKDDDKDKDDDD/DDDDKDD/DK/KDDKKDKKD
wiSe x hybrAtek4012511273031239683871540/01/213/130/0/DT/KDKDKK/D/TD/DK//KD/D//D/KD/KDKDDTKDKD
wiSe x Elviss !8093172141122690366570/00/018/200/1/XKKDDKKT/DSKKXKDDKKDDDKKDDDKDKDKKDDKDKXDD
wiSe x 5632444811114201011411160970/01/447/580/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK Webe781091519100529962755360/02/013/140/1DDKKDD/D//KD/DDKDKXKDDKKKDDK/DKKKKK
INK Coldheart10810213126110298120972970/00/013/101/1KKDDDKKKKDDDSTKKDDKDKDKKKD
ink devix65941320500719752387720/02/010/131/0/DK/KK//KDKD/KK/K/KDDKDDDKKDKDDDD
ink 843054151121112795272394050/04/036/372/2
wiSe x ridji Vanya!8410016194003266529411310/00/116/140/1DKKDKDKK/KDDDDKK/KDKDDKK/KDKDKDDDKD
wiSe x hybrAtek71861521600627622991360/00/214/131/0K/KDKDKDDDDK/K/D/K/DKKKDDKD/KKKDKDDD
wiSe x Elviss !58071200020000/00/17/90/0DDK/DKDK/DKKDKDDDKD
wiSe x 711863852100011542759321670/00/437/361/1

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Player Chats
[2:50]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:48]: Main blast door opening!
[1:40]: Main blast door closing!
[1:28]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:55 (original: 5:24)
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [Countdown]: hf
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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[4:59]: FIGHT!
[3:08]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[3:08]: FIGHT!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ink devix [Warmup]: hybra rup
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [Countdown]: hf
[10:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wiSe x hybrAtek [8:40]: :P
[8:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [5:19]: pause
[5:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:19]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [5:19]: thanks for elvis's inet !
[5:19]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:19]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
INK Webe [5:19]: shoutout to monkey gr0ss gary & co <3
[5:19]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[5:18]: wiSe x ridji Vanya!called a vote.
[5:18]: wiSe x Elviss !has been kicked!
[5:18]: Vote passed!
[5:18]: wiSe x Elviss ! player kicked
[5:19]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[5:19]: Allies team locked from spectators by INK Webe
INK Webe [5:19]: cya later alligator
INK Webe [5:18]: tittiididi
[5:19]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
ink devix [5:18]: lets hope hybratek can do 9hs
[5:19]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
wiSe x hybrAtek [5:18]: humanized bot ON
[5:19]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
ink devix [5:18]: humanized wont help u with that
[5:18]: wiSe x Elviss ! connected
[5:19]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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wiSe x ridji Vanya! [5:18]: unpause
[5:18]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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wiSe x ridji Vanya! [5:18]: hf
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[5:18]: FIGHT!
[5:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
wiSe x hybrAtek [3:17]: how?
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [3:14]: co to kurwa jest
wiSe x Elviss ! [2:55]: OK GUYs
wiSe x Elviss ! [2:54]: tthx4game
wiSe x Elviss ! [2:49]: specially for best brain ever, hybratek
wiSe x Elviss ! [2:48]: bb
INK Webe [2:44]: :D:D
INK Webe [2:41]: elvis mad :P
wiSe x Elviss ! [2:41]: thx:)
[2:39]: wiSe x Elviss ! disconnected
ink devix [2:36]: AND best inet :D
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [2:24]: :XD
wiSe x ridji Vanya! [2:24]: gg
[2:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:47 (original: 12:00)

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