Kinetics e.V vs xZist - Gaming (5726 views)

de gr0ss
fi Salaneuvos
be vyper
de boNg
is phyzic
is rNzy
Premier League Grand Final


eu Kinetics' way to the Final


3:1 vs. de myRevenge #sGp
0:4 vs. gb xZist
4:0 vs. nl OVERLOAd
4:0 vs. de myRevenge #sGp
1:0 vs. eu certified to suck

gb xZist's way to the Final


4:0 vs. eu baserace.et
4:0 vs. eu Kinetics
1:0 vs. eu certified to suck

eu Kinetics need to win twice !
14.10.10 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Kinetics|Salaneuvos 57 kills
Killing Spree Kinetics|Salaneuvos 8 frags without being killed
Accountant Kinetics|gr0ss 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Kinetics|gr0ss 11 gibs
...and stay dead! Kinetics|gr0ss 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Kinetics|Salaneuvos 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Kinetics|Salaneuvos 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Kinetics|vyper 288 damage per frag
What objective? Kinetics|gr0ss 379 XP
Red Shirt xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? xZist stArrr 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Kinetics|gr0ss 201 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Kinetics|vyper 2 team kills
Gingerbread man xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
xZist Power Ranger76274486350118938680921380/03/237/362/519612855
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R5128236707012094699609890/00/631/406/526313738
xZist stArrr5727635617011985998977470/02/130/393/3246147313
xZist 6183211919419035727454266782740/05/198/3911/323513749
Kinetics|vyper48320326561218800588642900/01/327/386/625013429
Kinetics|gr0ss1073794845110217899593353800/06/240/244/218720766
Kinetics|Salaneuvos983495758100213967892551300/03/150/383/317016085
Kinetics|81104813716827164826678274548000/010/1117/3813/320216757
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
xZist Power Ranger77811418500527092540180/00/113/101/3DKKKDKD/KD/KDDKK/K/DDKK/DKKXDDKDD
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R7674131740082832220900/00/010/93/0DDD/K/K//KK/DDKKK//KKDDKDKKK/D
xZist stArrr72821318401724522295470/01/09/93/2KK/KDD/KK/KKD/DDDKDDK/KK/T/KDDKD
xZist 75237405313012079937044650/01/132/287/5
Kinetics|vyper571131221201422212206480/00/010/113/5KDKDK//KDTDD/DKDDKDDDD/KKDDKDKDDKK
Kinetics|gr0ss6610110154015238126361640/01/19/81/1KDDKDD/D/DK/K//KKDKDDTDKKK
Kinetics|Salaneuvos64921117300424423151450/00/09/132/2DDKK/K/X//DKKKKDDDKDDDKDXDKDKD
Kinetics|62306335390213704479932570/01/128/326/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
xZist Power Ranger4067820000425722579180/01/07/150/1DKKDDKDDDDDK//D/DKDK/DDKDDDK
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R45991022101833413028890/00/49/102/0KD/DD/KDKD/DD/DDTKDD/KKD/DKKK/K/D
xZist stArrr66911421200103308345700/00/014/110/1K/DDDDDK/DKK/KK/KDKXK/KK///D/KKDDK/D
xZist 50257326330122922190641070/01/430/362/2
Kinetics|vyper4281819000728893116580/00/18/120/1KDD////X/DK/DKKXDDDDDKDK/DDKK
Kinetics|gr0ss10010214142016293631611040/02/112/71/0DK/KDK/KK/DK/K/DTKKD/KDKKKDKD
Kinetics|Salaneuvos111991917401532392944200/03/017/120/0DKK/KKKK/KDK/DKTK/KDKDKDKD/KKDKKDKDDD
Kinetics|84282415060218906492211820/05/237/311/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
xZist Power Ranger1059918170016304119731020/01/110/91/1KKKKKT/KK/DKK//KDDKDKDDKDKKDK/DK/DKD
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R328492820042718370400/00/29/190/4DDDDKDKXKKDD/DDKD//KDDDDDDDDKDKDDK/DDD
xZist stArrr228541810012089272000/01/03/170/0DDKKDK/DKDDDDDDDDDDDDD
xZist 53268316330111784883971020/02/322/451/5
Kinetics|vyper587210173116210325981660/00/19/92/0KDDDKD/KDKK/D/K/DKK/DKDK/STD
Kinetics|gr0ss18115920115006310727641120/03/015/52/0KKKDDKD/K/DKKKKKKD/K/KKKX/KK/KKK
Kinetics|Salaneuvos1151092219301331872486650/00/122/91/1KDDKDDKDDKDDDDKKKKKKKKDK/KKDKDD/KK/KDKKTKDX
Kinetics|1183405247111215839778483430/03/246/235/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
xZist Power Ranger100278800031064100000/01/07/20/0DDDDK/KK/KKKDKK/
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R1332543000057866800/00/03/21/1KDKDKKD
xZist stArrr1001844000175050500/00/14/20/0K/KKDKDD
xZist 11170161500042392217300/01/114/61/1
Kinetics|vyper2554281001792944180/01/10/61/0K/DDDDDDDK
Kinetics|gr0ss801745000057177400/00/04/40/1DKDKDKDKD
Kinetics|Salaneuvos1004955000181067400/00/02/40/0KKK/DKDDKD
Kinetics|681201118100221732392180/01/16/141/1

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Player Chats
Kinetics|vyper [Warmup]: flashdown not playing?
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Warmup]: dead
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: vittu makkara
Kinetics|vyper [Warmup]: good riddance
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Warmup]: we got some low german instead from #et.merc
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: :D
Kinetics|vyper [Warmup]: rofl bong must have been your last resort :)))
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Warmup]: true
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: :D
Kinetics|vyper [Countdown]: just joking ;>
xZist stArrr [Countdown]: you gonna get gassed
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [Countdown]: gl
xZist stArrr [Countdown]: bastard!
xZist stArrr [Countdown]: hf m8s
[10:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: da geht er ab der gross
[8:37]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
xZist stArrr [8:36]: DU H LST DIE FRESSE
[8:37]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:37]: mit seiner 20 acc
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:37]: :o)
xZist stArrr [8:37]: :D
xZist stArrr [8:36]: Kommt davon wenn man mit s1LENT spielt
[8:37]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: :D
xZist stArrr [8:36]: kra$$er huren$ohn
Kinetics|vyper [8:36]: unexplainable lagg
xZist stArrr [8:36]: 8D
Kinetics|vyper [8:37]: awesome
xZist Power Ranger [8:36]: np :)
[8:37]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
xZist stArrr [8:37]: your a jewish christ vyper
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: brauch ne map warmup :(
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :p
[8:37]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
Kinetics|vyper [8:36]: i'm a muslim
Kinetics|vyper [8:36]: how many fucking times
xZist stArrr [8:36]: liar
[8:37]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:36]: Axis team locked from spectators by xZist STARRR
[8:37]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
xZist stArrr [8:36]: ye i know
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [8:36]: sup?
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [8:36]: ping?
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [8:36]: ye
[8:37]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [8:36]: its decent
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: i'm sorry for my mates lowness.
xZist Power Ranger [8:36]: :)
xZist stArrr [8:36]: forgiven
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :)
[8:37]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[8:37]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
xZist stArrr [8:36]: just unpause vyper ur the weakest link anyway
xZist stArrr [8:37]: just need to plant and build
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [8:36]: :(
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :D
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [8:36]: that's not nice
[8:37]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
xZist Power Ranger [8:36]: :)
xZist stArrr [8:36]: irony salvananana
xZist stArrr [8:36]: irony
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :P
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:37]: wp vyper
[8:37]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
xZist Power Ranger [8:36]: hes being a german
xZist stArrr [8:36]: xd
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:37]: now you just have to come back at vent
xZist Power Ranger [8:37]: :D
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :D
[8:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:36]: FIGHT!
[8:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:36]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: nice
[8:36]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
xZist Power Ranger [8:36]: :D
xZist stArrr [8:36]: hf
[8:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:36]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [8:36]: 74 way too high
[8:36]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: pause
xZist stArrr [8:36]: :D
[8:36]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
Kinetics|gr0ss [8:36]: ok im back
[8:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:36]: FIGHT!
[8:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Kinetics|gr0ss [6:23]: :DD
Kinetics|gr0ss [6:23]: :DD
[5:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
Kinetics|gr0ss [4:55]: :DD
[4:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
xZist stArrr [4:45]: :D
Kinetics|vyper [4:40]: nazi
Kinetics|vyper [4:39]: :<
Kinetics|gr0ss [3:30]: -:-
xZist Power Ranger [2:54]: wp
[2:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:30
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: :DD
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [Warmup]: ready up?
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: arnar is afk
Kinetics|vyper [Warmup]: let artstar come & play
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: ready up already :)
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: when ur here :b
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: :))
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: :D
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: please guys :(
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: where is he0
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: Ja was sollen wir da machen du pfeife
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: Der ist einfach afk gegangen xD
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: this is some final
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: and not some random war shit :<
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: :D
Kinetics|vyper [Warmup]: pocal involved --> prioritise it goddamnit
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [Warmup]: hurry up boys
xZist Power Ranger [Warmup]: Getting water
xZist Power Ranger [Warmup]: brb
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: oida
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: -.-
xZist stArrr [Countdown]: hf
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Countdown]: sorry
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Countdown]: grandpa died
Kinetics|gr0ss [Countdown]: np
xZist stArrr [Countdown]: xD
[6:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:41]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
xZist stArrr [4:17]: :D
[3:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
xZist Power Ranger [0:37]: wp
xZist stArrr [0:36]: lol lag
[0:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Kinetics|gr0ss [0:17]: :DD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:30)
Kinetics|gr0ss [Warmup]: go :)
xZist Power Ranger [Countdown]: fun
Kinetics|gr0ss [Countdown]: hfgl
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Countdown]: u2
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Kinetics|vyper [8:09]: if you thought polish inet was cheap
xZist Power Ranger [8:09]: :D
[8:09]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:09]: FIGHT!
[7:42]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
xZist stArrr [7:13]: ...
[7:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:35]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:35]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:34]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
xZist stArrr [4:43]: ...
[4:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:48
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [Intermission]: almost :D
xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R [Warmup]: i got around 9 acc
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: hau rein da
xZist stArrr [Warmup]: xD
xZist stArrr [10:10]: sniper script shit
[10:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:54]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[8:55]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:55]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
xZist stArrr [8:12]: fick dich
xZist stArrr [8:11]: hurensohn
[8:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:54]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:54 (original: 10:48)
[Intermission]: xZist mUstAcHEk1LL3R disconnected
xZist Power Ranger [Intermission]: gg
xZist stArrr [Intermission]: gg
Kinetics|Salaneuvos [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: xzist starrr disconnected
[Intermission]: xZist Power Ranger disconnected

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