identikal norwayn kunts vs Keskus Rikos Poliisi (3934 views)

fi Webe
fi devix
fr sMirzZ
fi ruoska
fi Radari
fi bliNdieR
fi tazOR
fi HaPPoLaPSi
fi mALMiN_aNatsi
fi TAPSA
31.10.10 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth >>KRP<< bliNdolF. 47 kills
Killing Spree ^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae 6 frags without being killed
Accountant >>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>KRP<< bliNdolF. 19 gibs
...and stay dead! >>KRP<< bliNdolF. 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning >>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI 37 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>KRP<< bliNdolF. 29 SPAM kills
Fragstealer >>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L 82 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! >>KRP<< tazJE 266 damage per frag
What objective? ink ruoska 297 XP
Red Shirt ink Webe 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ink sMiRZz 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ink devix 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ink sMiRZz87237394513007673273011640/12/835/222/817316248
ink Webe621763656112210583355653140/018/54/2616/131629647
ink Radari56191234190111527061561060/03/631/210/622915056
ink devix44200245560113421666013500/00/923/272/717612026
ink ruoska9229735381101860336496420/04/530/202/517217133
ink 66110115723550254928084321199760/027/5123/2022/518214046
^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae108244423912036732873432391/07/235/272/417418864
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L719927386037230130173140/01/626/201/5857927
>>KRP<< bliNdolF.851894754191110770463225260/017/70/2629/616411545
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI128278463613019686660302300/07/837/183/214916855
>>KRP<< tazJE5222625478106575255771110/02/519/334/523011637
>>KRP<< 871036187214582838299512828914201/034/5117/3339/516013346
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink sMiRZz12056121020031849157900/11/111/40/2K/DKXKKKDK/KDDDKDKKK/KD
ink Webe5355815302212571532830/02/24/84/4KX/DKTDDK/DDDKTDDKDKDDKDDK
ink Radari6029610201313931578200/00/17/40/2KT/DKK/DDDKD/DDKK
ink devix53527131003129316181930/00/46/41/2DDDD/KDDKDKK/KDK/KDD
ink ruoska10067101050021637144800/00/18/32/4/KKKDDK/KKDKXKKDDDKDD
ink 772594358130313742977552960/13/936/237/14
^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae1377911850001750188801/02/08/80/0DKKKDKKKDKKDKDKDDKD
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L7755795031123212442460/01/18/61/1D/TKDKKDKDDKDDTKKTD
>>KRP<< bliNdolF.107531413500418481344450/04/00/89/2KKDK/DDD/KDKK/KDKDKK/DKKKDXK
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI110671110200220761722760/02/17/72/1/DKDKKDKKDKDKKDK/DKKXD
>>KRP<< tazJE185921100018491231180/00/11/81/2DDDXDD/KDKDDDD
>>KRP<< 90313455117038775574293851/09/324/3713/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink sMiRZz4654613300014732139160/00/36/80/2KDDDKDKKKDKDDDDDDDD
ink Webe75561216210316741448540/07/30/65/2DKKDKDKDKDD//KKDDSKDK/KDKDKD
ink Radari6356711400016491828180/01/36/50/2KDDKDKKDKKDKDDDDDD
ink devix426061410016151549540/00/25/91/3KKDDDDK/DKDDDDKKXDDDD
ink ruoska548261110111078207660/00/17/90/0KKDKDK/DDKDDTDDKDD
ink 56308376511115648990401480/08/1224/376/9
^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae20074147501219531297470/01/014/40/1DKKDKK/DKDKK/KDTKKKKKK
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L111010900020000/00/28/20/2KKDKKD/DKKDXDKKDKK/
>>KRP<< bliNdolF.1005117178012283523443220/08/30/59/1KDDKKKKDKKDTKDK/KKKDK/KDKKDDK
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI100531111500113091931860/03/38/60/1DKDKDKDDDDKDDDKKKK/KKK
>>KRP<< tazJE7056710210215781052180/00/07/70/1DDDK/KDDKD/KKDKXKS
>>KRP<< 116234595420129767566244730/012/837/249/6
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink sMiRZz868013156003214224491480/01/310/72/2KKDKDDKKDKDKDDKKDD/K/KD/DKKD
ink Webe70431217410218751557330/07/00/95/5KKDS/DDDDKDDKKDKDKDKKKKDK/DDD
ink Radari5663916300422042241180/01/28/80/2KDK/DDDKDKDD/DDKKDDKK/K/D
ink devix3564720200415442381750/00/27/130/1DDDDDDKDD/KDDK/D/KD/DKDKDKD
ink ruoska1181101311400223042138360/04/29/60/1DKKKDKDKDDDKKDKKDK/DK/KK
ink 73360547919101510069107663100/013/934/437/11
^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae926913140023250725691560/04/29/62/3DKKKDKKDK/KK/DKD/DKTKKDDDKDTD
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L5044714100410691773680/00/27/80/1KDD//KD/D/DDDKKDKDDKKX
>>KRP<< bliNdolF.856312146002218316341390/04/30/78/3DDKK/KKDKDKDKDKKXKDDDK/DKDD
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI2101282110600329441903360/02/418/31/0KKDKKKKK/KK/KK/KKDDKDKKDKKKDKKD
>>KRP<< tazJE58611017300320632190180/00/39/101/1KDKDD/KDDDKK/DKDKDDDKDDKK/D
>>KRP<< 99365636916021510766100694170/010/1443/3412/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink sMiRZz114478720011268113400/00/18/30/2KKD/DKKKDKKDDKD
ink Webe5022482003102710281440/02/00/32/2/K/DD/KKDKDD
ink Radari254314000424509500/01/010/40/0K/K/DK/K/KXKDKKKKKD
ink devix50244820157641053280/00/15/10/1K//DDKK/T//KD
ink ruoska10038661003101483400/00/16/20/0K/K/KKDK/KDD
ink 68174233370116409745582220/03/329/132/5
^K>>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae4022410200111181589360/00/04/90/0D/DKKDDDDKDKDD
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L5003600000000/00/13/40/1DDKKDKDDD
>>KRP<< bliNdolF.402241001028381000200/01/10/63/0DKDKD/DDK/DDKS
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI6030350013537474320/00/04/20/0D/TDKK//K
>>KRP<< tazJE665069300012621104570/02/12/82/1DDKKXDDDDDDKKKDK
>>KRP<< 5112420405116375541671450/03/313/295/2

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Player Chats
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Countdown]: meiksi avas kaljan just
ink sMiRZz [Countdown]: shoutout tomyo monkey <
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Countdown]: gay luck have fuck :P
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Countdown]: perus offimeno ;)
ink devix [Countdown]: nörtti juot kaljaa ja pelaat
ink Radari [Countdown]: SAMA
[13:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:52]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink sMiRZz [10:47]: gg
[10:33]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[10:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [8:58]: hv joel
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [8:54]: supota mitä supotat
[8:44]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:15
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Intermission]: BLUE SMOKE AFTER ROUND?!?!
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Intermission]: hv oon joel
>>KRP<< tazJE [Intermission]: OBJECTIVE ENGI IS HERE!
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Intermission]: ALWAYS GRAY, NOW BLUE
ink devix [Countdown]: olis pitäny jättää onnela reissut välii ja praccii enemmä
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI [6:12]: joo siit se on kii
[5:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:18]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
ink sMiRZz [1:36]: gg
[1:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink Radari [0:36]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:15)
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Intermission]: Nonix: I would say good luck, but it has nothing to do with luck. When KRP warmed up, even the sun feels like ice.
ink Webe [Intermission]: gg :-D
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Intermission]: home map win
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Intermission]: now lose adler
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Warmup]: i was office yesterday ;)
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Warmup]: but not NERD JOB OFFICE
ink sMiRZz [Warmup]: really ?
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Warmup]: OFFICE BAR
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Warmup]: DRINKIN BEARS
ink sMiRZz [Countdown]: i like turtles and you?
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
ink sMiRZz [Countdown]: :))
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Countdown]: i like bear
[8:40]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:55]: Main blast door opening!
[4:45]: Main blast door closing!
[4:41]: Main blast door opening!
[2:29]: Main blast door closing!
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [1:43]: gege
[1:41]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:18
ink Webe [Intermission]: ekat sanat devixilt tahan matsiin :D
>>KRP<< tazJE [Intermission]: Angstia
ink Webe [Warmup]: ei kun naishuolia
ink Webe [Warmup]: devixil on aina vkl jalkeen
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Warmup]: onko äiti kipeä?
>>KRP^C<< ^NJ O E L [Warmup]: hv oon joel teen damaa mitä teen
[6:29]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:19]: Main blast door opening!
[6:09]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:28]: Main blast door closing!
[5:02]: Main blast door opening!
[4:57]: Main blast door closing!
[4:46]: Main blast door opening!
[4:40]: Main blast door closing!
[4:35]: Main blast door opening!
[4:25]: Main blast door closing!
[4:06]: Main blast door opening!
[3:59]: Main blast door closing!
[3:48]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:30 (original: 8:18)
>>KRP<< tazJE [Intermission]: Easy
>>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI [Intermission]: 4-0
[Intermission]: >>KRP<< HAPPOLAPSI disconnected
[Intermission]: ink sMiRZz disconnected
>>KRP<< tazJE [Intermission]: Webe oli kyl aika paska
[Intermission]: >>KRP<< mALMiN_aNaeaeae disconnected
>>KRP<< bliNdolF. [Intermission]: geges
[Intermission]: >>KRP<< J O E L disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KRP<< tazJE disconnected
ink ruoska [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>KRP<< bliNdolF. disconnected

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