certified to suck vs noble (3592 views)

ee Edgar
pl ska
ee sCope
nl rezhni
nl xPERiA
nl chaMire
Quarter Finals - OC 3on3 Second League

Playoffs tree
11.11.10 16:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cts/ska. 34 kills
Killing Spree cts/ska. 9 frags without being killed
Accountant cts/Edgar. 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cts/Edgar. 7 gibs
...and stay dead! cts/Edgar. 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cts/ska. 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nobLe{ zappie-ey 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nobLe{ incon @G9x 137 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cts/ska. 296 damage per frag
What objective? cts/ska. 251 XP
Red Shirt nobLe{ incon @G9x 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cts/Edgar. 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cts/ska. 193 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cts/ska. 5 team kills
Gingerbread man nobLe{ incon @G9x 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nobLe{ incon @G9x5488275030211288323061670/01/522/314/31074656
nobLe{ riXzs721322129300842054247720/02/016/203/320014624
nobLe{ zappie-ey741442635201845154643530/02/021/244/417413355
nobLe{ 65364741148032711603111962920/05/059/2411/416010845
cts/Edgar.11023733307019546952111240/02/129/213/216617457
cts/ska.10625134313156689554141740/03/133/193/520316997
cts/sCope.6117820334014396850561650/00/318/243/319815337
cts/92666879414171916332156814630/05/380/249/318916567
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nobLe{ incon @G9x112479830121212996140/01/05/53/1KD/D/KKKDTKKKKKDDD
nobLe{ riXzs150709600041646106400/02/06/31/0K//KKDKK/KKXK/KD
nobLe{ zappie-ey1145787201517211314530/00/08/21/1/KK/KKK/XTK/DKK/D
nobLe{ 12517426215021145793374670/03/019/105/2
cts/Edgar.577147201212021470300/00/15/50/0D//DXDDKTDXKKK
cts/ska.1534213112310341502450/00/13/61/3K//DTDDSDDDDTD/DKX
cts/sCope.33384123010113816071470/00/15/110/1DDDKKDDDXDDDKDDDKT
cts/3514310326145337445792220/00/313/221/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nobLe{ incon @G9x40416150013167113101530/00/36/80/1KD/DKDDD/DKD/KDDKDDKTD
nobLe{ riXzs6033610100113381626360/00/05/81/2D/DDDKDKDDDKKDKKX
nobLe{ zappie-ey7506800010000/01/04/41/3KDKKKDDKDD/KDD
nobLe{ 587418331015300929361890/01/315/202/6
cts/Edgar.21678136500416271332580/02/010/21/0K/KK/KK/KDKK/KKKDKK
cts/ska.90541011000119461786180/01/07/82/2KDKDDDK/DDKKKKDDKKKDD
cts/sCope.6237581002811944180/00/12/43/0DD/KKKK/KDDDD
cts/1231692825600743844062940/03/119/146/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nobLe{ incon @G9x440122700060000/00/211/181/1K/KDKDKK/DDK/DDDDKDKKDK/DDK/DDDDDK/DDDD
nobLe{ riXzs4629613200312211557360/00/05/91/1KDDDDK/KDD//KDDDKKD
nobLe{ zappie-ey6087122000022794332900/01/09/182/0DKKKDDDDK/KDKDKDKDDDKDKDDDDDK/DK
nobLe{ 5011630602001140154886360/01/225/454/2
cts/Edgar.94881617000326402409360/00/014/142/2DKDK/KDDKK/KDDDDKDXKDDKKKKKDKKXK/DD
cts/ska.3141632272032391521261110/02/023/50/0K/KDKKDDKKKK/KKKKDTKDTKKKKKKTKKK
cts/sCope.84103111300022019250500/00/111/90/2DDKDD/DKDKKKXDKKKDDK/KKDD
cts/16435449372037857470401470/02/148/282/4

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Player Chats
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: you may rup
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: it's too cold
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: won't play :D
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: stroke your balls for 2 min
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: and it's warm
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: wait
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: need 2min then :D
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: boringggggg
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: hurry the fuck up
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: im mad
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: can't
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: still cold
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: balls in my hand
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Countdown]: you i know you live in a shoebox, but we cant help you just rupp
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Countdown]: :DD
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[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
cts/ska. [9:42]: XD
nobLe{ zappie-ey [9:36]: sorry to mention this, but you got full.
[8:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:41]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:18
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nobLe{ incon @G9x [Warmup]: rup
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: still cold?
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: yeh
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: heat is off :D
cts/Edgar. [Countdown]: shoutout to erts btw :D
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Countdown]: aaah make your dad horny and let him cum on you hands
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Countdown]: its pretty warm afterwards
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[4:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cts/sCope. [0:02]: EDGAR SAVES THE DAY
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:18)
cts/Edgar. [Intermission]: shoutout to solar :)
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nobLe{ incon @G9x [Warmup]: rup
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: no
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: get aids then
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: no
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: :<
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: what else ?:D
nobLe{ incon @G9x [Warmup]: cancer
cts/Edgar. [Warmup]: no
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: nothing more to say :<
nobLe{ incon @G9x [Warmup]: u already have it ull find out next month that its terminal
nobLe{ incon @G9x [Warmup]: so goodbye in advance
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Warmup]: xD
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Countdown]: i have the cure its hairy and in the middle of my body
cts/Edgar. [Countdown]: :DDDDDDDD
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[9:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cts/ska. [7:28]: -,-
nobLe{ zappie-ey [7:14]: wtf is it with your spawntime
nobLe{ zappie-ey [7:13]: xd
[6:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
nobLe{ incon @G9x [6:56]: ..
cts/Edgar. [6:57]: :DD
[6:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
cts/Edgar. [6:57]: it changes btw
[6:56]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[6:56]: FIGHT!
[2:39]: Main blast door opening!
[2:34]: Main blast door closing!
[2:25]: Main blast door opening!
[2:19]: Main blast door closing!
cts/sCope. [1:22]: :)
cts/sCope. [1:22]: :)
nobLe{ incon @G9x [1:22]: ROFL sure man
[0:04]: nobLe{ incon @G9x disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
cts/Edgar. [Intermission]: ggs i guess? :D
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Intermission]: :)
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Intermission]: yes gg
[Intermission]: nobLe{ riXzs disconnected
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Intermission]: was pretty fun
nobLe{ zappie-ey [Intermission]: :D
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[Intermission]: nobLe{ zappie-ey^ disconnected

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