bigger than jesus vs Epic #epic-eSports (3463 views)

is DarkHeart
is zombie
is Some0ne
gb rAffou
ca anim
pl Kirej
17.11.10 23:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth web5.YOCHECKIT 26 kills
Killing Spree web5.YOCHECKIT 5 frags without being killed
Accountant web5.YOCHECKIT 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! .zoMbiE>+ 7 gibs
...and stay dead! .DarkHeart>+ 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning web5.YOCHECKIT 24 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! web5.kir#j 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer web5.YOCHECKIT 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! web5.kir#j 266 damage per frag
What objective? .zoMbiE>+ 140 XP
Red Shirt web5.kir#j 29 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? web5.rAffou 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore .DarkHeart>+ 195 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut web5.kir#j 1 team kills
Gingerbread man web5.kir#j 7 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.zoMbiE>+1081402624700750793661540/03/120/172/019515334
.Some0ne>+3873102600142189310560/00/010/201/121911916
.DarkHeart>+8613918215015402838661320/03/114/152/122418434
>+76352547112021611296106321920/06/144/155/121315225
web5.kir#j5010015294117404139151210/00/314/142/326913127
web5.rAffou61991423300730133355720/00/013/160/121514628
web5.YOCHECKIT11313926234006357840261160/02/324/130/113817553
web5.72338557511112010632112963090/02/351/132/120715136
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zoMbiE>+84661113200423051948360/01/09/100/0KD/KDDKDK/K//DDDKKKDKXKDK
.Some0ne>+335051500011312185700/00/05/140/0DK/DDDDDKDDDDDKDKDDK
.DarkHeart>+5767814101222272250740/01/06/112/1DK/KDDKDDKDDDDKKDD/KDKT
>+5818324423017584460551100/02/020/352/1
web5.kir#j57548142012257822621030/00/28/81/1DKDKDTKDKDKD/DKDKDDDK/D
web5.rAffou100521010100515831635720/00/010/60/0K/KXK/KDK/K/K/KKDDKDD
web5.YOCHECKIT18883179300218941947660/00/017/60/1KDDKKK/KKDKK/KKDKKKKKDDKKD
web5.11518935336019605558442410/00/235/201/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zoMbiE>+136741511500327741713180/02/111/72/0KDKKDK/DKKDKK/KDKK/KKDKDDK
.Some0ne>+45235110013877124860/00/05/61/1KD/DKD/TDK/DDKDKD
.DarkHeart>+14272107400318011616580/02/18/40/0/KKDKKKXKKD/KK/KDD
>+1081693029901954524577820/04/224/173/1
web5.kir#j4646715210514631653180/00/16/61/2DKDD/K/KD/D/DDDKKSDK/K
web5.rAffou304741320021430172000/00/03/100/1K/D/DKDDDDDDDDKKD
web5.YOCHECKIT6456914100416842079500/02/37/70/0DDK/KDDK//KDKKDKKDDKD/D
web5.4714920425101145775452680/02/416/231/3

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Player Chats
web5.YOCHECKIT [Warmup]: :X::D:WD:.11115135315151
web5.kir#j [Warmup]: rup plz
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: getting sth to drink
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: give him some time
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: phyzic aiming @ 100hs for this map?
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: pff
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: phyzic aint playing
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: i cant hit you
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: 1 148
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: 1 fra
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: 1 pol
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: im the most hittable french u could ever get
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: my connection is nice n smooth
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: no laggs
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: but ur still french
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: so being french is being unhittable? im taking this as a compliment!
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: why sas not playing
.zoMbiE>+ [Warmup]: there is a = between being unhit and being french
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: bcuz he went out
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: hf guyzzz
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
web5.kir#j [9:54]: :DDD
[9:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:56]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
.zoMbiE>+ [7:17]: [flag=pl]
[7:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:41]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[6:41]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:41]: FIGHT!
[6:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:52
[6:06]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[5:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:57]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:57]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
web5.rAffou [1:21]: u serious
web5.rAffou [1:12]: ice>pl
.DarkHeart>+ [1:04]: movements
[0:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
web5.rAffou [0:03]: gg
[0:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:52)
.zoMbiE>+ [Intermission]: gg
web5.kir#j [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: web5.rAffou disconnected
[Intermission]: .Some0ne>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: .DarkHeart>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: web5.YOCHECKIT disconnected
[Intermission]: web5.kir#j disconnected

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