bigger than jesus vs darts-Team (3469 views)

is DarkHeart
is Some0ne
is zoMBIE
pl hassan
pl Jadol
pl fanatic
20.11.10 21:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth .DarkHeart>+ 47 kills
Killing Spree Jadol #drunk-team 5 frags without being killed
Accountant .zombiE>+ ipod headphones 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! .zombiE>+ ipod headphones 12 gibs
...and stay dead! hassaN #darts-team 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning fanatic #darts-team 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .DarkHeart>+ 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Jadol #drunk-team 137 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! .Some0ne>+ 292 damage per frag
What objective? .zombiE>+ ipod headphones 303 XP
Red Shirt hassaN #darts-team 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hassaN #darts-team 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore .DarkHeart>+ 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut fanatic #darts-team 3 team kills
Gingerbread man hassaN #darts-team 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.Some0ne>+4619326577001364077644540/00/423/393/024613428
.DarkHeart>+962964748121020817359511590/03/238/246/217412136
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones102303464512001690027041360/06/037/272/219615645
hea7979211915031104923582206362490/09/098/2711/220513736
fanatic #darts-team872724653110316836482725160/04/542/283/418215636
hassaN #darts-team401942870100121596278231860/01/225/432/5213112211
Jadol #drunk-team54224275050017631074871260/01/225/291/423415056
-team5869010117326045420636235828280/06/292/296/421013938
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.Some0ne>+2282627300424233401180/00/45/191/0DDDDDDDK/D/DK/DD/DKDDDDKDDKDDDDKD
.DarkHeart>+60107172850010348929951590/00/113/154/2/KDDDK/DKKDKD/KKKK/KKDKKD//DDKD/DDDDK/D/DKD/K
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones601351220300335753499360/02/010/170/0/K/DKKDKKDKDDDDKDKD/DKDDDDKKDDKD
hea473243575110017948798952130/02/528/515/2
fanatic #darts-team120123292420013440535201640/04/124/91/1/KKK/K/D/KDKKK/DDDKKK/DKKK/KDKK/KK/K/KDKKKDK/K/DKK/KD
hassaN #darts-team698518265001229433172720/00/017/121/2K/KDKK//D/KDDKDDDDDKK//KDKDK/K//K/KD/K/KKDKD
Jadol #drunk-team4775112320013254727951260/01/110/70/2DK/D/K/D/D/DDKK/K//K/D//KK/DK/KDKD
-team79283587390038989594873620/05/251/282/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.Some0ne>+62711524300828343464360/00/014/151/0KD/DK/KDDDD/KDKKDDK/DDKK/KDK/K/DD/KDKKD
.DarkHeart>+127138231860093827250000/02/121/80/0///KKK/K/K/KD/KDKKDDKDKKDKKDKDKK/KKKK/KKD
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones1191182521700104157292100/02/021/92/2KKDKK/K//K/KDKDKK/KDDKDK/KDDK/KKDKDKK/KKK/DK/K
hea1033276363160027108188885360/04/156/323/2
fanatic #darts-team7111215219022323536162380/00/216/161/1DKTDDDDDDKKDDK/KKDKKDK/TKDDDKKKDDDKDDK
hassaN #darts-team23918345018247735841140/01/16/251/1/DKDDD/KDT/DK/KK/DDDDD/DK/DKXDKDDDD/DDDDDDDD
Jadol #drunk-team65132132030023173361800/00/112/171/2/XKDD/DXKKDDDDKKKKKDDKDDDKDKDKDDDDK
-team5333536751703128885108183520/01/434/583/4
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.Some0ne>+1002544100076641000/00/03/41/0DDKKKDKD
.DarkHeart>+400314110003667500/00/02/12/0KKKDK
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones5003651100065317200/01/03/10/0KKDKKK
hea333921363000178565700/01/08/63/0
fanatic #darts-team251314000022566900/00/11/10/2DDKDD
hassaN #darts-team33426000021863700/00/02/40/1KDDDDKDD
Jadol #drunk-team75634000121447900/00/03/30/0/KKDDKD
-team44236140001657178500/00/16/80/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.Some0ne>+501512000138436900/00/01/10/0/KD
.DarkHeart>+3002031010149138100/01/02/00/0/KKKS
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones1331443100361744900/01/03/00/0/K/K/KK
hea161498611051492119900/02/06/10/0
fanatic #darts-team25241400114994671140/00/11/21/0/DTDKD
hassaN #darts-team01404000132443000/00/10/20/1/DDDX
Jadol #drunk-team01103000137659500/00/00/20/0/DD
-team8491110013119914921140/00/21/61/1

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Player Chats
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: i want to do saturdays fragmovie
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: can you put tags
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: tag is on
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: u tard
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: we got a tag
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: retard
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: real nicks!
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: i dont want randoms
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: check cb
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: they are on
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: site
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: there
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: WE ARE BABYKILLER.LADDIS.FIFTY
Jadol #drunk-team [Warmup]: pozdro dla pijackiego ryja
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: kurwa
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: JEBANY KURWY
hassaN #darts-team [Warmup]: elwis ty szmato
hassaN #darts-team [Warmup]: jebana
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: shoutout to alll the 4 shoutcasters
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: WALIC KONIA TWOAJA STARA KURWY JEBANY JA PIREDIOLAAAAA
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: zoMbiE
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: spectaors+
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: afnwaF
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: A
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: EAGMEG
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: big M
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: PLS
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: spectators*
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: shoutout to pds <3
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: stop reading cb nerds -_-
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: shoutout to pds <3
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: brb rules
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: shout to pds <3
hassaN #darts-team [Warmup]: brb rules
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: webSPELL|rAffou: u guys take this too serious, too fucking serious
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Warmup]: .is freak: raffou, i am the fucking game pal
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: i still have 6min till forfeit
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: atm at pharapgraph 2
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: HEY U
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: STOP RIGHT THERE
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: does someone have tóbak for Some0ne?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: hahahahah
hassaN #darts-team [Warmup]: hahahahah
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: hahahaahahahahaaaa
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: JOKE OF THE FUCKIN WEEKEND
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: :D:D:D:D:D:D
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: ur mooms vagina smells
hassaN #darts-team [Warmup]: FUNNY BOY AWARD 2010
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: wasnt rly a joke but still better than ur brb rules one
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: this wasnt rly a joke
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: but still better than your jokes
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: about my jokes
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
.Some0ne>+ [Warmup]: brb gonna buy some care?
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: you see what i did
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: there?
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: no
fanatic #darts-team [Countdown]: HF
.Some0ne>+ [Countdown]: no u
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: DONT HAVE FUN PLZ
.Some0ne>+ [Countdown]: caremug c[_]
[11:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:30]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
.DarkHeart>+ [10:33]: ;ds:d;as:dadad
.DarkHeart>+ [10:27]: reset i was afk
fanatic #darts-team [10:20]: reset i was at the part
fanatic #darts-team [10:19]: y
fanatic #darts-team [10:08]: elvis tam na tsie
fanatic #darts-team [10:02]: respika
fanatic #darts-team [9:57]: ELVISS <3 VIC <#
fanatic #darts-team [9:52]: 3*
fanatic #darts-team [9:34]: Lukey!
[8:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:36]: Axis team locked from spectators by fanatic #darts-team
[8:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
fanatic #darts-team [8:08]: HAHAAA
fanatic #darts-team [8:07]: MAGIC
.DarkHeart>+ [8:05]: HEHEAHHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAE
.DarkHeart>+ [8:04]: HEGHEATHHAE
fanatic #darts-team [8:02]: :XD
.DarkHeart>+ [8:02]: ;;DSA:DASDDA
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
fanatic #darts-team [4:32]: :XD
fanatic #darts-team [4:32]: :XD
fanatic #darts-team [2:33]: :XD
[1:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
.DarkHeart>+ [0:52]: gg
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [0:50]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
fanatic #darts-team [Intermission]: wat
fanatic #darts-team [Intermission]: SOMEONE drunk
fanatic #darts-team [Intermission]: :PpPpppPppp
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: no he didnt want to play
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: me too
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: so his friend is playing in his pc
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: say hi to his friend
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: no he said on vent
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: ah hes playing
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: :PPPPPp
.DarkHeart>+ [Warmup]: gonna get something to drink and hang my self
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: can you rup
fanatic #darts-team [Warmup]: i will be late for a party
fanatic #darts-team [Countdown]: thanks <3
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: HEY GUYS
.Some0ne>+ [Countdown]: like i give a fuck
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: U CAN HAVE FUN NOW ITS OK
fanatic #darts-team [Countdown]: ITS OK
fanatic #darts-team [10:36]: PLS
[8:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.Some0ne>+ [5:58]: HEY LAGGER GO HANG UR SELF
[5:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
fanatic #darts-team [4:53]: :XD
[4:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
hassaN #darts-team [1:01]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: fun
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
fanatic #darts-team [9:03]: :OOOOOOO
[9:02]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:49]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:45]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
fanatic #darts-team [8:41]: JA PIERDOLE
[8:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:58]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:01
.Some0ne>+ [Intermission]: wp
.DarkHeart>+ [Countdown]: hf
[1:16]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[0:50]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[0:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
.Some0ne>+ [0:01]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:01)
.Some0ne>+ [Intermission]: izi
[Intermission]: hassaN #darts-team disconnected
.zombiE>+ ipod headphones [Intermission]: ty for the points
.DarkHeart>+ [Intermission]: GG WP
[Intermission]: .DarkHeart>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: .Some0ne>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: Jadol #drunk-team disconnected
[Intermission]: .zombiE>+ ipod headphones disconnected

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