Left Hand Solution vs internet retards (2768 views)

us HANNAH MONTANA
fi Jacker
fi luKsu
be jetro
be zeto
be plAyer
02.12.10 18:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LHS JACKER KIKKELI 44 kills
Killing Spree mPP.jetro etardz 7 frags without being killed
Accountant LHS JACKER KIKKELI 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LHS JACKER KIKKELI 19 gibs
...and stay dead! LHS JACKER KIKKELI 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LHS JACKER KIKKELI 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LHS HANNAH MONTANA 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LHS LUK^DSU 119 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! mPP.PlAyer etardZ 311 damage per frag
What objective? LHS JACKER KIKKELI 318 XP
Red Shirt LHS LUK^DSU 57 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LHS HANNAH MONTANA 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mPP.PlAyer etardZ 251 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut mPP.PlAyer etardZ 1 team kills
Gingerbread man mPP.jetro etardz 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LHS LUK^DSU48215285711101354576276540/02/219/375/219510857
LHS HANNAH MONTANA79311415072016821668771080/03/232/296/1200132411
LHS JACKER KIKKELI12231844351910676777174360/03/441/230/217419954
LHS 7784411314237403521350203271980/08/492/2311/219014657
mPP.jetro etardz80267394960016665756652500/16/232/271/517111677
mPP.PlAyer etardZ49253275530111815785022160/01/426/331/6302155311
mPP.z3tt etardz702163853131116638173622941/01/232/333/016813649
etardz6673610415722124321195215297601/08/290/335/021413659
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU2985724310522112813180/00/15/172/0/D/K/DDDDDKKDKDDD/D/KDDKDKDDDDS
LHS HANNAH MONTANA85146172030073314289700/01/015/121/1/KD/KK/KKDKKD/KDKKDKKKD/DD//DDDDKDKKK
LHS JACKER KIKKELI107117141350022757292400/00/214/90/0/KKKKKD/KKKDDKKDKDDKKDDDKDD
LHS 74348385711101482828634180/01/334/383/1
mPP.jetro etardz8592172040010271220871120/02/115/80/2/KD/DDD/KXKDK/DDDK/K/KK/KKK/KDK/KK/KKD
mPP.PlAyer etardZ52781019101628733042820/01/010/120/1D/DKK/KDT/DKKDD/KDK/DKD/DDKKDD
mPP.z3tt etardz757815208005304931531420/00/014/151/0/KDDDDDKDKDKDDKK/DKDK/K/KDKKDK/KDKD
etardz712484259130121863482823360/03/139/351/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU94101171870072729226800/02/112/103/0K/KDKKDKD/DKK/DKD/KDKKKKKK/KD/DD/KD
LHS HANNAH MONTANA11312617152006363427231080/01/012/94/0/DKKDDKK/KD/K/KKK/K/KDKKKDKDKDKD
LHS JACKER KIKKELI20011022111100228432339360/01/021/90/0K/KDKDKDKDKDKKKK/KKKKKDKDKKKDKKKD
LHS 1363375644200015920673301440/04/145/287/0
mPP.jetro etardz4591920100321122534360/01/08/150/2DDKKDDK/KDD/DD/DKDDDKDDKKDDKD
mPP.PlAyer etardZ2891828100529593286940/00/28/160/5/DD/DK/KDDDD/DDDKDKDDDDDDD/DDDDKKKDK
mPP.z3tt etardz54931222200622593386540/00/212/140/0DK/K/DK/DKDDK/KKD/DDD/DDDKKKDKDKDD
etardz42275297040014733092061840/01/428/450/7
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU1001410100017554360/00/01/00/0K
LHS HANNAH MONTANA331013110147748100/00/00/11/0K/DS
LHS JACKER KIKKELI4002741000047925900/01/03/00/1KKKKD
LHS 178516421011131794360/01/04/11/1
mPP.jetro etardz010010000010000/00/00/00/1D
mPP.PlAyer etardZ331113000045365900/00/11/20/0KDDD
mPP.z3tt etardz33713000134137200/00/00/21/0/DDK
etardz2228270001794113100/00/11/41/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU501324000113134000/00/00/10/0DDD/KK
LHS HANNAH MONTANA5041200009630800/00/01/20/0DKD
LHS JACKER KIKKELI1002711000041729000/01/00/10/0KD
LHS 674447000164493800/01/01/40/0
mPP.jetro etardz33513000126827400/00/11/10/0/KDD
mPP.PlAyer etardZ3001231000040026400/00/03/00/0KKDK
mPP.z3tt etardz100922000127010600/00/00/00/0KK/D
etardz1442666000293864400/00/14/10/0
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU0207000021180100/00/00/60/1DDDDDDD
LHS HANNAH MONTANA1332543100169546800/00/04/20/0DKKK/KD
LHS JACKER KIKKELI331013110035059900/00/01/20/1DSDDK
LHS 553751321011256186800/00/05/100/2
mPP.jetro etardz133374300007374181020/00/04/30/0DKKKDKD
mPP.PlAyer etardZ3003731100066949300/00/02/11/0KKKD
mPP.z3tt etardz16629533101462345980/00/04/11/0KS/KDKKK
etardz2001031274101186812562000/00/010/52/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS LUK^DSU2501400000000/00/01/30/1DDKDD
LHS HANNAH MONTANA1401701010000/01/20/30/0DDDKD/DS
LHS JACKER KIKKELI332726200283176300/00/22/20/0K/DDD/KD
LHS 2427417210383176300/01/43/80/1
mPP.jetro etardz4003282100282825200/13/04/01/0K/KKKKKKK/X
mPP.PlAyer etardZ6624230000803758400/00/12/20/0DKDKD
mPP.z3tt etardz10003300120001/01/02/10/0KDKK/T/
etardz18956138101416311010401/14/18/31/0

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Player Chats
LHS HANNAH MONTANA [Countdown]: jokerit 2-1 lahti yv <3
[14:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:48]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:35]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:05
[9:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:30]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [5:39]: lol
LHS JACKER KIKKELI [5:40]: nice
[5:39]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [5:40]: what bullshit is this
[5:39]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:39]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:39]: FIGHT!
[5:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:05)
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Warmup]: rup
[9:16]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[9:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:00]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:05]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:54
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: jetro winner of the match
mPP.z3tt etardz [1:06]: tails
mPP.jetro etardz [1:03]: :D
mPP.z3tt etardz [0:21]: tails
[0:19]: mPP.z3tt etardzcalled a vote.
[0:16]: Vote passed!
[0:16]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[0:16]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[0:14]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:54)
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: maps
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: adler braun ice deliv gold frost
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: adler braun ice deliv gold frost
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: adler braun ice deliv gold frost
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: adler braun ice deliv gold frost
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Warmup]: rup
[11:21]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[11:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:05]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[9:13]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:46
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: wp luksu
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: :XD
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: wat nu finse tardos
LHS LUK^DSU [Intermission]: :::::::::::::::::::::D
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: ei ongelma
[2:20]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:05]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
mPP.z3tt etardz [0:48]: ggs
[0:33]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:05]: mPP.z3tt etardz disconnected
[0:02]: LHS LUKSU disconnected
[0:01]: LHS HANNAH MONTANA disconnected
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:46)
[Intermission]: mPP.jetro etardz disconnected
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: cu
[Intermission]: LHS JACKER KIKKELI disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.