turbot vs DIT IS NIET MIJN CLAN VRIEND (3910 views)

fi olBaa
fi Squall
fi Swanidius
be Al1
be Sup3r
be chizzel
prac match between team fin #2 and team be #1 :) Clanbase official.
24.01.11 00:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOTOLBAAAAA 127 kills
Killing Spree TURBOTOLBAAAAA 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOTOLBAAAAA 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOTSwanidius 91 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOTSwanidius 106% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOTOLBAAAAA 110 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOTsQUALL 17 SPAM kills
Fragstealer dinmcV Mathieu 202 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dinmcV COoL_EThAN 261 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOTOLBAAAAA 787 XP
Red Shirt dinmcV AL1 154 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? dinmcV COoL_EThAN 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOTOLBAAAAA 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOTsQUALL 7 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOTsQUALL 52 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
dinmcV COoL_EThAN556078014514124019317216893380/011/965/936/5241149318
dinmcV Mathieu73637931278143718679196502350/012/782/713/1420115448
dinmcV AL1546648415416252816727189955320/14/977/1077/11199122511
dinmcV 60190825742638411105547236033411050/127/9224/10716/11214142412
TURBOTSwanidius676018612891014616144177191851/05/977/724/8188138510
TURBOTsQUALL7571810413728175220158174458760/08/585/7417/519412658
TURBOTOLBAAAAA10678712711726312424032195593090/08/9110/7910/418916357
TURBOT82210631738214549122603345472313701/021/9272/7931/419014258
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN7011614201021280539741000/01/413/162/0KDDKDKDKDDKDDKDKTDTK/KKKDDDXKDDDDKDKD
dinmcV Mathieu651001320200530723429360/03/110/130/1KK/KDKKDD/DKKDKKD/DKDDDDK/KDKDDD/
dinmcV AL128103932101228963391400/00/39/271/2KDDDDKDDKDDDDDDKDDDDDDXDD/XDKDDKDKTDKKDD/DDD
dinmcV 54319367240388773107941760/04/832/563/3
TURBOTSwanidius10011721217300732123269230/02/117/112/3DKKDKDKKDDDKKKKK//KDDKK/DD/KKD/KXKKDK/DK/KD
TURBOTsQUALL711301521511833922562640/03/212/91/1KDKDDK/K/KKDKDDKDKK/DKDSK/K/TDDD//K/K
TURBOTOLBAAAAA2151682813700341902942360/02/025/101/0DKKDKDKKKKKDKKKKKDDKKDKK/KKDKDKK/K/KKKDKK
TURBOT12941564558511181079487731230/07/354/304/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN8175911200322612086580/01/26/62/0KK/DK/KDDKKDDKDK/DDK
dinmcV Mathieu6343711101316171686250/00/18/50/2KDDD/DT/K/DDKDKKDKK
dinmcV AL1544161110021233162100/00/15/61/3KKDDDKX/KDDDK/KDDD
dinmcV 661592233401851115393830/01/419/173/5
TURBOTSwanidius885089400215671524180/01/06/81/2DK/KKDKKDKKD/DXXKXDD
TURBOTsQUALL46826132034180818894200/01/05/83/1DDKK//KDDDKDDKDT/TDTK/
TURBOTOLBAAAAA1377411812012018169800/02/18/51/0DKDKDKDSKKKKD/KKKSKD
TURBOT9020625307237539351114380/04/119/215/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN691021623200835293746720/03/112/131/1/KK/KDDKKDDK/DKDK/DK/K/DKDK/K/DKKDDKDDD
dinmcV Mathieu100128181820043358289100/02/016/120/2DK/KKKDDKKDKKDKKDD//KKK/DKDKKDKDDDKD
dinmcV AL190140202220032876296200/01/216/172/0K/DDKDKKD/KKDKKDKKDKDDKDDKDK/KDDKDDKDKKDDK
dinmcV 8637054636001597639599720/06/344/423/3
TURBOTSwanidius601141423201524722630320/00/315/170/0/DDDKKDDDKD/DK/DKK/KT/DDKDDDKXKKXDKDDKDK
TURBOTsQUALL681231522702832993597830/01/116/120/1/D/KKDDDKKDK/DDDK/KXTK/K/KDKDKDD/KKTD/DK
TURBOTOLBAAAAA761251925411238283536700/02/215/193/2/KKDDDKKDKDDKDDSKDKDKDDDXDDDKDKDKDTDKDK/KKKKDK
TURBOT683624870131415959997631850/03/646/483/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN41981024400833363499720/03/06/151/1K/K//K/DDDK/DDDKDDDDKD/DDKDK//KDDK
dinmcV Mathieu54771324100826403109180/03/410/100/3K/K/XDDD/DDKK/DKDKKDK/D/DKKDDDK/DDK/KD
dinmcV AL15011214282114278027451940/10/114/201/1D///TSDDKDKDKDKDDDDKDKK/KDDDDDKDDDDDKDKKDKK
dinmcV 48287377671120875693532840/16/530/452/5
TURBOTSwanidius52821223400112709299901/01/210/90/1DD//K/K/DKDDDKKK/K/KD/D/KKKDK//DD/D
TURBOTsQUALL10510620193001028962567700/02/116/82/0K/D/KKKKKDKKKKK/KDKDD/K/KK/K/K//K/DDDKD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA1001122323200737483190180/02/319/132/0D/K/KDK/DKKDDDD/KKKKK/DDDK/DKKKDKDKKKKDK/DKKKD
TURBOT8630055659002893538756881/05/645/304/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN216652310032717303100/00/15/190/1DKDDD/DDDD/D/DDXDDDKDDDDKDDKK
dinmcV Mathieu45731124011630723546880/01/18/173/0/KDDDKD/DKKKSKXD/KD/DKKTDDDK/DDDKD/DD
dinmcV AL1719015213016262935751530/02/114/130/1KKD/DK/DD/DKDDTKKDKDKKKK/DK/DDKDDK/DK
dinmcV 462293168412158418101522410/03/327/493/2
TURBOTSwanidius779614182001123652721360/01/013/60/1/K//KKKKDDDK/DK/KKK//K/K/DK//KDD
TURBOTsQUALL7210418253001140422813180/01/115/112/2DDKKKDK/DK/K/KKDDK/DDDDD/KD/KK//K/KK/DKK/KD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA133112201560053745288400/00/120/90/0K/DKKDK/KKDK/KDKKDKKDK/DKDKKKK/KDKD
TURBOT943125258110027101528418540/02/248/262/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN90601011210415081363360/01/09/60/0KDKKD/DDDSKK/KK/KK/KD
dinmcV Mathieu8151911001416721449120/00/010/60/1KDKTKKDKKDD//KKDD/K/D
dinmcV AL15760814200514961527400/00/07/101/0KDDXD/KDKK/DD/K/DDKK/KD
dinmcV 7617127364111346764339880/01/026/221/1
TURBOTSwanidius584671210021503175600/00/07/100/0DKDKDDKK//DDKDDDKDK
TURBOTsQUALL604161010021152125500/00/05/81/0DKDKKDDK/K/DDDKD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA9047910200116841665360/00/19/70/1KKDDKDKDDKKKKDDDD/K
TURBOT691342232400543394676360/00/121/251/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN433771620091339184800/01/16/70/0/DD/K//DK/KX/KKK/K/DD/DD
dinmcV Mathieu155101149101320371800560/02/013/40/2KK/KKKDKKK/DKKKK/DDKTKDD
dinmcV AL18074810311217741512130/01/18/60/1K/DKD/DKKKTKDKDDKXSD
dinmcV 9321229356121451505160690/04/227/170/3
TURBOTSwanidius274931110021156182300/00/23/70/1D/DDD/DDDDKKDKX
TURBOTsQUALL69639131012182717361920/00/07/113/0/KKKDKKDDKDDDDDKDD/DKKT
TURBOTOLBAAAAA8079810200121771591900/00/07/91/0DDKDDD/KDDKDKKKDKK
TURBOT5919120344015516051502820/00/217/274/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dinmcV COoL_EThAN525391700041822214200/01/08/110/2/KDDDK//K/DKKDDKKDDDDDDKDK
dinmcV Mathieu806481010041211174000/01/07/40/3DK//DKKK/KKD/KXDKDD
dinmcV AL12544416201410431662920/00/04/81/3DKDK//D/DKDD/DTDDDKD
dinmcV 5216121433011240765544920/02/019/231/8
TURBOTSwanidius634771140061160997760/00/16/41/0//D/K/DKDDKK/K/KKD
TURBOTsQUALL107691514600717421026290/00/09/75/0KDKK/DDK/KDD/KK/KD/K/K/KKKKD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA6970913200426422053590/00/17/72/1/KDKKD//DDDDK/KKDKKDKD
TURBOT801863138120017554440761640/00/222/188/1

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Player Chats
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: x
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: thats the spirit
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: nor am i
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: lets gather
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: exam tomorrow
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: xo
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: I recommend ETTV To listen to thing song
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: Israel IZ Kamakawiwo?ole
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: somewhere over the rainbow
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Countdown]: thing song
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Countdown]: :)
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [6:52]: :p
[6:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:44]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: so many gibs seppo
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: :s
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: real teamplayer
TURBOTSwanidius [Warmup]: :DDDD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: :D
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: lol
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: lagske
TURBOTSwanidius [Countdown]: too much gibs for server
dinmcV Mathieu [Countdown]: :P
[11:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [9:45]: :/..
[9:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
TURBOTSwanidius [8:54]: :D!
TURBOTSwanidius [8:54]: :D!
TURBOTSwanidius [8:54]: :D!
TURBOTSwanidius [8:54]: :D!
TURBOTSwanidius [8:53]: :D!
[8:19]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOTSwanidius [7:09]: xD
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [6:23]: :D
TURBOTSwanidius [6:23]: xd
[5:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:14 (original: 12:00)
TURBOTSwanidius [Intermission]: 77 gibs.
[10:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:57]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:12
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: wp
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: wl
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: :d
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: wp*
[10:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:11]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
dinmcV Mathieu [9:57]: :P
[9:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:03]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [9:03]: TACTICAL_
[9:03]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:03]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [9:03]: lagske
[9:03]: FIGHT!
[7:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOTsQUALL [0:31]: :D!
dinmcV Mathieu [0:15]: you waited so long for that? :P
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:12)
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: this counts as nc game !!
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: lets redo offi
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Intermission]: >D
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Intermission]: different maps
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Intermission]: cancer in a bottle
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Intermission]: and im fine
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Intermission]: stay in server??
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: im even wondering why olbaa & squal play with u swani
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: :s
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: did u pay them off
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: or smth
TURBOTSwanidius [Warmup]: :s
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: we actually had 30 viewers
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: Al1
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: how many now??
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: he actually did
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: lol
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: lol :)
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: swani if u pay me off
TURBOTSwanidius [Warmup]: rich
dinmcV AL1 [Warmup]: ill play x
dinmcV AL1 [Countdown]: 5 euro per min
dinmcV AL1 [Countdown]: :$
[5:27]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:19]: Main blast door opening!
[5:00]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOTSwanidius [3:54]: :D!
[1:26]: Main blast door closing!
[1:05]: Main blast door opening!
[1:00]: Main blast door closing!
[0:48]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:11
dinmcV Mathieu [Intermission]: 9:11 :P
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Intermission]: :.D
dinmcV Mathieu [Intermission]: that was our goal
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: coincidence??
TURBOTSwanidius [Intermission]: conspiracy
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: idd
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: :)
dinmcV Mathieu [8:54]: wtf :d
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [8:50]: :P
dinmcV Mathieu [8:50]: aimbot gone mad
[6:35]: The Doors are opening!!
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [6:27]: XD
[6:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:15]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:48]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:23 (original: 9:11)
[9:29]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:49]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [8:21]: q t pasa mongolo ?
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [7:23]: q t pasa mongolo ?
dinmcV Mathieu [5:12]: we work for goliath national bank :P
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:10]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:49
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: frost delivery
dinmcV AL1 [Intermission]: after this?
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: swanidius its 9/11 not 3-11
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [Warmup]: haha:P!!
TURBOTSwanidius [Warmup]: :PPPPP
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Warmup]: :PPP
[5:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:19]: The side gate has been built!
[5:02]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[5:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: Allies capture the factory district!
[4:57]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[4:39]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[2:09]: The side gate has been built!
[1:40]: The side gate has been destroyed!
dinmcV COoL_EThAN [0:13]: such a lag:p
[0:02]: The side gate has been built!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:49)
TURBOTOLBAAAAA [Intermission]: keke
[Intermission]: dinmcV Mathieu disconnected
[Intermission]: dinmcV AL1 disconnected

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