jogurtti.et vs Fick die Welt! kG (3137 views)

fi Boelon
fi possu
fi naco
de balu
de BLR
de Djietsh
de Sioz
13.02.11 19:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth -|_|-.naco.jg 41 kills
Killing Spree gtsh // fick die Welt kG 7 frags without being killed
Accountant gtsh // fick die Welt kG 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! -|_|-.posSuu.jg 10 gibs
...and stay dead! -|_|-.posSuu.jg 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning -|_|-.naco.jg 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! blr. // fick die Welt kG 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer -|_|-.naco.jg 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gtsh // fick die Welt kG 287 damage per frag
What objective? -|_|-.posSuu.jg 282 XP
Red Shirt blr. // fick die Welt kG 53 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? blr. // fick die Welt kG 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore -|_|-.naco.jg 197 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut -|_|-.Boelon.jg 3 team kills
Gingerbread man -|_|-.posSuu.jg 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
-|_|-.posSuu.jg80282405010001576486872720/03/235/312/419113758
-|_|-.naco.jg91227414560214661773611090/03/240/280/316116446
-|_|-.Boelon.jg69192344960314596968932710/02/132/343/117614146
-|_|-.8070111514422054320234211264520/08/1107/345/117614747
gtsh // fick die Welt kG932374043301672776375680/02/539/320/018214874
blr. // fick die Welt kG5518729537001260216400720/01/123/385/320812139
balu // fick die Welt kG6523432495001278287459670/02/229/351/024515237
// fick die Wel7065810114515013021126202342070/05/291/356/021214047
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-|_|-.posSuu.jg10013421215001037303035360/00/119/102/1K//KK/KKKK/KD/D/DXDKD/KKDKDKKKDKKK/KKD/KD/D
-|_|-.naco.jg1141172421302832693352770/01/125/120/1KD//DKD/KDKKKTDKK/KTDKXDKD/KK/KKDKK/KDKDKKKK/KDD
-|_|-.Boelon.jg1051052120401732612871310/02/019/141/0DKK/KDDDK/KDK/KKDKDKXTDDK/KKDK/KK/KKKKK/DDD
-|_|-.10635666621203251026092581440/03/263/363/2
gtsh // fick die Welt kG601061525101333553442320/00/216/200/0KDDDKDKKDKDD/DKDDDKK/KK/DDTKDDDKDKDDDDKDK
blr. // fick die Welt kG2959827200521663138360/01/06/201/3DDDKDDD/DDKKKDDKDD/D/DDXDKDDDDD/KD/K
balu // fick die Welt kG531261426300437373680130/01/112/211/0K/DDKDKDKDKKDD/K/KDKDDDDKDDDKDDDDDDDK/KK
// fick die Wel47291377860112925810260810/02/334/612/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-|_|-.posSuu.jg521061121400324192473180/02/19/160/1/DDDDDKDKDDKDK/KDKDDDDKDKDDDKKK/
-|_|-.naco.jg4464818300419542783140/00/18/120/1D/DDDDKK/D/DDKDK/KKDKDDKDD
-|_|-.Boelon.jg475110211004202831271120/00/110/160/0DKKDDK/DKK//DKD/KDDDDKKDKDDDDDD
-|_|-.48221296080011640183831440/02/327/440/2
gtsh // fick die Welt kG1901092111200328751738180/02/119/70/0K/DKKK/KDKKDDDKKKKKDK/KDKKKKKKKD
blr. // fick die Welt kG61791118400622802044180/00/19/112/0/KDKKD///K/DKDDDDDDKKDKK/KDKD
balu // fick die Welt kG100901717100832282619540/01/016/90/0K/K/K/KKDKDDKK/K/KDK/KKK/KDKD/DKDD
// fick die Wel11727849467001783836401900/03/244/272/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-|_|-.posSuu.jg15031641000960702180/01/05/30/1DKDKKDDKKK
-|_|-.naco.jg1002144000171555100/01/03/30/0KKDDKDK/
-|_|-.Boelon.jg202015100216941200/00/01/20/1D/KD/D
-|_|-.90721113200318441665180/02/09/80/2
gtsh // fick die Welt kG10010330000390556180/00/13/20/0KDKDKD
blr. // fick die Welt kG1402475000087573200/00/05/52/0DKKKDKDKKKDD
balu // fick die Welt kG0603100040055600/00/10/20/0DDD
// fick die Wel80401011100016651844180/00/28/92/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-|_|-.posSuu.jg501124000253966200/00/02/20/1KD/KX/D
-|_|-.naco.jg25025520001679675180/01/04/10/1DKK/XKKK
-|_|-.Boelon.jg66162300215114831280/00/02/22/0KKD/TDT
-|_|-.12252990024172918201460/01/08/52/2
gtsh // fick die Welt kG251214000065763900/00/11/30/0KDDDD
blr. // fick die Welt kG10025331001700486180/00/03/20/0DKK/KD
balu // fick die Welt kG331213000046360400/00/01/30/0DDDK
// fick die Wel5349510100118201729180/00/15/80/0

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Player Chats
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [Warmup]: dont vote
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [Warmup]: SHOUTIT JIPOL JONDEMODEL AUTUAKSEL TIMBAL AMGGIL JOFAL KOLIBRIL JA TIETTY KIMPEL <3 noxis on apina 8D AINII IHQ MOPPE!!!!
blr. // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: SHOUT OUT to ur mum
balu // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: only girls eat joguhrette
balu // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: or how its called
balu // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: men eat schnitzel
-|_|-.naco.jg [Warmup]: fuck you world
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [Warmup]: ich esse eine banane
blr. // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: lutsch out to sioz
balu // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: shoutout to sioz
balu // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: big pwner
-|_|-.naco.jg [Warmup]: Shoutit Kimpel, jipol, jondel, autuaksel, tierdolle, kolibril, makselil, jofal ja noxis on apina
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [Countdown]: hf
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [Countdown]: shoutout to kg wp
-|_|-.naco.jg [Countdown]: gl hf
-|_|-.naco.jg [10:09]: :D!
[9:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:48]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
-|_|-.naco.jg [8:44]: :D!
[6:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-|_|-.naco.jg [2:44]: :D!
[0:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[0:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-|_|-.naco.jg [0:44]: vittu voi ampuu paskasti
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [0:30]: ei saatana;:D
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [0:26]: oikees esitys taas;D
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [0:24]: SHOUTIT JIPOL JONDEMODEL AUTUAKSEL TIMBAL AMGGIL JOFAL KOLIBRIL JA TIETTY KIMPEL <3 noxis on apina 8D AINII IHQ MOPPE!!!!
-|_|-.naco.jg [0:19]: Shoutit Kimpel, jipol, jondel, autuaksel, tierdolle, kolibril, makselil, jofal ja noxis on apina
[0:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
blr. // fick die Welt kG [0:01]: lutsch out to sioz
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [Warmup]: fick dich welt
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [Warmup]: :)
-|_|-.naco.jg [11:44]: :D!
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
-|_|-.naco.jg [8:18]: :D!
[8:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: ?
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: sec
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: dogistyle
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: omg depot gate bug
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: :D
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:12]: ?
[8:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: ?:DDDDD
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: pause bug
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: ;D
[8:13]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: nice
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: k we win this map
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: what bug
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: due to bug use
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: now our map
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: there is no bug
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: there is
[8:13]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: we cant defuse
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: yes you can
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: nope
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: bug use
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: = gg
[8:13]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: lutschout to sioz
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: see a bug there left on the gate
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: maybe a fly
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: boeli 04 respa
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balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: 04 respawn
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: kaikki vitun homot
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: its a lie
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: yes our spawn is 04...like ur buddy from ettv said
[8:13]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: ?
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: stfu mongoloid?
[8:13]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: why the hate ?
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: bug users
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: :D::DD
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: WAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: WAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: WAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: i need to go to the mirco wave?!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: WAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: is it possilbe
[8:13]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: you can't defuse because we paused
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: cu
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: oooh
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: thats why
[8:13]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: thought its a bug
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: ey possuu
[8:13]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: ?
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balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: think ure an apple
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: first time ever play this map
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: all the ettv guys
[8:13]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: who is gtsh ?
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: get normal face and some muscles
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: djietsh
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: english
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: GGG
[8:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: ^^
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[8:13]: FIGHT!
[8:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: ?
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: hää
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: ;DDDDDD
[8:12]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:13]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:13]: Vote cancelled
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[8:12]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:13]: Vote cancelled
[8:13]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:12]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
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[8:13]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:13]: Vote cancelled
[8:12]: balu // fick die Welt kGcalled a vote.
[8:12]: Vote cancelled
[8:13]: Vote cancelled
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: good bind
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: thx
[8:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: änpee
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: no
[8:12]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: to small 8<
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: what's that on the right side ?
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: o.O
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: sry its not a nigger
[8:12]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: a face
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: a fly
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: bug
[8:12]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: C|_|
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: vid_restart bugg
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: blr is a stinky motherfucker
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: der weihnachtsdrache
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: :D
[8:12]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:12]: glaube ich
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:13]: huh huh
[8:12]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: why pause my fin ishingmove friends
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: shoutout to the cobolt
[8:12]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: aka sioz
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: ^^
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:12]: shoutit toiselle kannule, en muista onko ala vai ylä
[8:12]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: SHOUTIT JIPOL JONDEMODEL AUTUAKSEL TIMBAL AMGGIL JOFAL KOLIBRIL JA TIETTY KIMPEL <3 noxis on apina 8D AINII IHQ MOPPE!!!!
blr. // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: shout out to wizz rockji and genshi
[8:12]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:12]: booooooooooooooooooooring
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: whats up
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: btw
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: naco afk
[8:12]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [8:12]: naco: "jag rastar min hund."
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:12]: he's coming soon tho
[8:12]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: walking wiht teh duck?
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: dog
[8:12]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [8:13]: the duck yes
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[8:13]: FIGHT!
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [8:13]: i bet on you so play better plz
[8:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-|_|-.naco.jg [7:04]: homot koirat
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
-|_|-.naco.jg [6:35]: :D!
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
balu // fick die Welt kG [3:12]: gg wp
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [3:11]: gg
[2:59]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:00 (original: 12:00)
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [Intermission]: ja pöllyy
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [Intermission]: siä pöllyy
-|_|-.naco.jg [Intermission]: sorry for the pause
-|_|-.naco.jg [Intermission]: :<
[9:14]: The Doors are opening!!
[9:08]: Main blast door opening!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-|_|-.naco.jg [8:56]: -.-
balu // fick die Welt kG [8:37]: got me there
-|_|-.naco.jg [8:35]: :D!
[7:58]: Main blast door closing!
[7:48]: Main blast door opening!
[7:36]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:23
-|_|-.posSuu.jg [Intermission]: 8D
-|_|-.naco.jg [Intermission]: :\
[1:23]: The Doors are opening!!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:04]: :D!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:04]: :D!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:04]: :D!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:04]: :D!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:04]: :D!
-|_|-.naco.jg [1:03]: :D!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:23)
balu // fick die Welt kG [Intermission]: gg wp
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [Intermission]: gg wp good luck
blr. // fick die Welt kG [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: balu // fick die Welt kG disconnected
[Intermission]: blr. // fick die Welt kG disconnected
-|_|-.Boelon.jg [Intermission]: gut gespielt
gtsh // fick die Welt kG [Intermission]: cioa
[Intermission]: gtsh // fick die Welt kG disconnected

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